Saturday, June 19, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Dirtbag Dan vs Osna

Dirtbag Dan was man enough to start this rap battle off. He said he didn't know anything about his hip hop opponent other wise known as Osna. He said that his opponent rides HOLLOW DA DON's dick, Dirtbag Dan said Osna looked lie Bruce Lee but I don't see the resemblance and asked why they have him battling Everybody Knows partner who's he. Do you get it? Osna defended himself by telling Dirtbag Dan to shut his mouth because he doesn't know what he's talking about. He said he would run into his house and disrespect his couch. Osna said no women would suck Dirtbag Dan's Vienna sausage. This round of the rhyme cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap cypher Dirtbag Dan starts off saying that the battles he usually does are usually 5,000 views. He also had a lot of insults about Osna's sex life. Dirtbag Dan was truly an ass hole in this round of the rap battle, he made fun Osna's penis size but he said at least his egos big and he can always slip a girl a roo-fee. Osna admit that he's a Grind Time fan. He called Dirtbag Dan deusch bag dan. Osna mentioned Thesaurus and tried to mimic his flow trying to say that he is racist. Osna brought up an interesting incite on who would win in a 1 on 1 battle between Dirtbag Dan and Thesaurus. Osna said that Dirtbag Dan dreams of becoming a pedophile school teacher.

In the third round of the one on on battle Dirtbag Dan explained to everyone that he's Mexican and said Osna put the H. I. in H.I.V. He tried to tell his Hawaii opponent that he's not a hustler or playa and compared the rapper named Osna to Lil John. Osna spit his verse and said he hoped Dirtbag Dan got compensated for his next annihilation and said he had the the main land floating on top but he was gonna lose to a unknown rapper from the tropics. Osna tried to call Dirtbag Dan a cave man. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this freestyle competition Osna said he would attack the so called trailer park trash known as Osna and said that said he would out class him. Osna called Dirtbag Dan trailer park trash. Osna tried to say that Dirtbag Dan had crooked teeth from a surfing in hawaii and hitting a rock. His opponent otherwise know as Dirtbag Dan countered with funny raps as usual. He tried to call Osna's beard a weak and bragging about how large his beard is. He said if Osna could grow a beard he would look like a cat fish. His last punchline was about when his gun combine forces it's like a ton of flying Horses. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion.

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