Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: The Vesh vs Carter Deems

The Vesh went first in this rapping battle and it's funny how these two rappers were matched together with Carter Deems and I would say they are somewhat similar in rap style but except that The Vesh seems a bit more cockier and Carter Deems seems more level headed. The Vesh had funny metaphors and tried to say that Carter Deems is from way far down south I don't know if that's true or not but I can only speculate. The Vesh basically tried to call Carter Deems a bitch wit punchlines about Carter Deems keeping his thumb on the send button with 911 automatically dialed on his phone and how tight Carter Deems shirt is and how Carter Deems watched The Wire and was rooting for the cops. Carter Deems rebuttled and spit that boys like a machine when he raps. His punchlines were hard as hell, his rap delivery was pumped on steroids. My favorite punchline was when Carter Deems said that The Vesh found out about rap through Kevin Garnet and the one about the Minnesota Rap Battle League. This round of the rap battle was a tie.

In the second round The Vesh started the second round of the rap battle with quite possibly the funniest punchline I heard all week. The Vesh said that Carter Deems think ghosts are raping him every time he farts. The Vesh focused hard on making gay rap jokes about Carter Deems. The cell block punchline was grimey but probably true. Carter Deems counter his opponent with witty rhymes and metaphors again. Carter Deems started off his rap verse talking about The Vesh's wife he spit a punchline that I didn't really understand in the first verse but it got a hyped up crowd reaction so I guess it was dope. Carter Deems focused on putting The Vesh down and basically calling him a loser. This round of the rap clash was a tie.

In the third round of the rap clash The Vesh countered all of Carter Deems punchlines. The Vesh tried to imply that his wife doesn't sleep with bitches because he tried to get her to do a threesome and she isn't having it. The Vesh seemed to have fell off during this third round of the rap battle have Carter Deems started his rap verse with a slick ass punchline about kicking The Vesh with his shoe until her fart smells like sneakers. Carter Deems focused the end of his rap verse on calling Carter Deems a used car salesman. Carter Deems won this round of the cypher.

In the fourth round of this rap cypher Carter Deems focused on spitting raps about The Vesh's wife. Carter Deems endorsed eating The Vesh's wife out he said it was nutritional. The Vesh tried to call Carter Deems homo some more during this fourth and last round of the rap cypher. This round of the cypher was a tie they both seemed less hungry for it by this round.


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