Sick Punchlines

This page is to pay homage to the best punchlines that i've heard in RAP BATTLES

February 20, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Sahtyre vs Real Deal Sahtyre said, "truthfully this dude should be running, mood swings dissed the Crips I told him you was his cousin, so don't be surprised if some dudes bumping snoop jump out of the Cutlass and shoot you or something" "If you flip the script your getting hit so hard you'll think you let the word nigga slip, on crenshaw and sixty fifth" "your second rate, never that bad but just never great" "Your whole steeze is gay, you've got teachers aids, i ain't talking about the kids that help you keep your grades" "You've got the ears of a sheep and, it's weird when I'm speaking, it feels like you can hear what i'm thinking"
Real Deal said, "I'll kill you then massacre your buddies, fuck body bags for these softy fags they'll drag them out in snuggies" "I'm pissed i picked up and bought your music, cuz telling someone not to get a job is stupid, Someone tell this skinny fag in muscle shirt your muscles not included" " Fuck the Overtime I came to smash smash this man in three, I heard Sahtyre don't hurt animals what the fuck chance you think he'd stand with me."

Heartless said, "alright my nigga yea you went on shopping spree but i don't think it counts when it's at the dollar tree"
COCKY said, "Heartless keep it real you ain't got damn heat the shit i got would'v made Rosa Parks get out that got damn seat" "

July 11, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Agony vs. Legacy
Legacy said, "your mother wouldn't even claim you for tax return purposes"

July 12, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Thesaurus vs DirtBag Dan
Thesaurus said, "You look like every dude on the scale of evolution except the human"

July 18, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Philly Swain vs Ness Lee
Ness Lee said, "He said we all know that when you lose you get mad enough to cock the gauge, it's pretty much a fact that I'm a get shot today"

July 25, 2010 Grind TIme Now presents: Detective Blacksmith vs J Walker
Detective Blacksmith said, "You're so unknown your nickname is who the fuck is that"
said, "That's why you're gonna need surgeons to play doctor after I throw J Walker bitch ass in traffic and make him play Frogger"

July 27, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Real Deal vs 9DM
Real Deal said, "I'd knock my own son the fuck out just to beat you to the punch"
9DM said, "I know your a fagot cause if your team won the coin toss you'd chose to receive it"

July 30, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: AC (Amazin Crack) vs Ivan Da Great
Ivan Da Great said "If you died and got cremated i'd piss in your ashes"

MR EASTSIDE TYE said, "Got me shaking my fuckin head, net time i see this possum he better be faking dead"

August 01, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Nocando vs Anecdote
Anecdote said, "Just because you get changed in a phone booth doesn't mean that your Clark Kent"

August 03, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: E-Dub vs Farnum
E-Dub said "I'll spit until I split the firing pins wait yeah the gun broke but I guarantee it'll be the last time this school boy is ever gonna see a Spring Break"

August 05, 2010 RedBull EmSee Final Round Philadelphia: Philly Swain VS Mic Stewart
Philly Swain said, "Uppercut make you wish your helmet had a chin strap"

July 17, 2010 KOTD - Young Stitch vs McNight
McNight said, "She said he blows his load in seconds and it's too premature to handle, that shit shoots out from the ball like a Pokemon before a battle"
"If i were given a gun and two bullets to take two lives with you and soldier boy in the same room I would shoot you twice"
Young Stitch said, "Your so deep in Mentality's ass that when he passes gas your dick vibrates"

July 23, 2010 KOTD - Chris Tipsy vs Blaze (KOTD Career Match)
Blaze said, "You are such a fucking goof you should get sponsored by Walt Disney"
"He only see's penis's he's cock eyed"

July 08, 2010 DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Sensa/Deffinition Vs Evileyz/Amos
Sensa said, "You look like you were hypnotized to be a chicken or hen in the hypnotist then, forgot about clicking his fingers again"

July 22, 2010 DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Enlish/Hines Vs Silvertongue/Mr Mackenzie
Silvertongue said "You two are such a pair of fagots when we murder you you'll be ask to be buried in the same coffin"

TAYE ROCK said, "You'll catch a buck fifty not giving me a cut"

August 09, 2010 Smack/ URL Presents O- Red vs Black Haze Rounds 2&3.
O- Red said, "It's like i'm playing Uno when them tech's spit, wild card red shoot walk in reverse and make your set skip"

August 10, 2010 The Bee Shine: Bezz Believe Vs. Glimpse at Lounge Battles 8
Bezz Believe, "Are you a lesbian or a Mexican I'll ride on you like a drunk pedestrian"

SMOOTH BLACK said, "I could fuck his bitch for 5 cents and get change back"

June 24, 2010 Velocirappers presents: Kujo vs MC Assrash
MC Assrash said, "I heard that you were born on the highway that's where most accidents occur"

August 11, 2010 CO-MAIN EVENT :|BLOCKCITY ROUND 2 BATTLES | - BLESS VS YOUNG JERZ R 2-3 BLESS said, "If you sold your album for a nickel you couldn't make you a dime"

August 05, 2010 Rumble In The Jungle:Killa Kindo vs Skye
Skye said, "You had a spot like chicken pots you can't get it again"

August 25, 2010 Grind TIme Now presents: Mic Phenom vs Abel Abilities
Abel Abilities said, "I'll bet if you put a turtle neck on you look like a broken condom"
"he's so full of shit I'll bet if he lays in a pile of it no one would spot him"

August 16, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Rival vs Morebucks
Morebucks said, "Nigga's don't wanna see me come up in they crib like a mother in law"
Rival said, "I would tell you to jump off a building but his fat ass might bounce and live"

August 26, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Dirtbag Dan Vs. Ncredable
Ncredable said, "you only shower when it rains"

February 27, 2010 Rap Battle: Franchise vs Donnie Menace @ UNLV: Donnie Menace said "I seen him in the club trying to make it rain with food stamps"

August 15, 2010 The Draft Presents P.Stacks Vs Dspiize:
Dspiize said, "you're the type of fat fuck that hopes for bad luck so you could constantly munch on the chip on your shoulder"

August 22, 2010 Got Beef? Presents: Mandle vs Vampts
Mandle said, "if we killed everyone that hates you we'd call that genocide"

August 31, 2010 Vague Presents KING OF THE RING J-Quest vs Da Smoke Of NY [Full Battle] J-Quest said, "You talking all this bull shit while I'm sipping, nigga i should throw my drink in ya face for dry snitching

September 01, 2010 WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK : Hindu Rock. vs Yesh
Hindu Rock said, " I typed his name to Google and it answered back with who the fuck is this"

MADNE$$ said, "I can be the truth and a nightmare cuz a dream ain't real"

September 06, 2010 AHAT FUNNY Rap Battle: Konflict vs Genie
Konflict said, " I'll just put this genie back in a bottle and throw him in a recycling bin"

September 05, 2010 KOTD - Hollohan vs Pat Stay
Pat Stay said, "Why'd you frame him like that, you've never had a problem with stealing rhymes you should have taken the rap"

September 08, 2010 Got Beef Presents: Willis vs Sporatik
Willis said, "your family tree looks like a shape of 8 huh"

September 05, 2010 Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents Mackk Myron vs J.C. Hosted By Calicoe Mackk Myron said, "I made it rain on him cuz he don't take baths"
"This nigga cracked open a fortune cookie, it told him he was garbage"

September 11, 2010 Nov vs Artisan 3: AHAT Rap Battles
Artisan said, "He's so dirty when he get out the tub the water look like soy sauce"

September 08, 2010 Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents Ill Will vs Cash Eatin Hosted By Calicoe Cash Eatin said, "this nigga pants so tight you got to peel them off"

September 10, 2010 Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents B Pounds vs Monster Hosted By Calicoe Monster said, "This nigga afraid of heights he wanna be down"

September 12, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Boka vs LEgacy
Boka said, "beating Boka is like trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order"
Legacy said, "If you a trap boy i'll bet your house full of rat shit"

September 12, 2010 RBTV - Smash'ems vs. Amuse (Freestyle Battle)
Smash'ems said, "Let me tell you about how I had this bitches mother crawling on her knees coming up to me like Oh Smash'ems please would you feed me your seed when i had my dick out walking backwards cuz I like to tease,
When I seen your face today I should have spit in my hand and slapped it

September 13, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: P.C. vs M. Ciddy
P.C. said, "I clutch pounds when that cigs smokin wigs open I don't bust down"

September 12, 2010 KOTD - Mista vs CL
CL said, " Your just a short weird looking version of me when I'm looking in the funny mirror.

September 14, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Caustic vs Roosevelt (Special co-host Paulie Malignaggi) Caustic said "This is a PSA what happens when you cook crack with an easy bake oven" "Ghost Writers could come back to haunt you" "Just for Kix your fathers dick was kid tested and mother approved" Roosevelt said " I would say you've never handled a crime but I know your always down for whacking a guy"

September 19, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Kaveman Brown vs LSP
Kaveman Brown said, "if you tried carry this division on your wet back it'll just slip off"

September 21, 2010 streetarena: Philly vs Montgomery ( Feek -vs- Kade Codene) Feek said, "Last nigga thought he was Rocky n tried to box me, I put him in a vegetable state they call him broccoli"

September 27, 2010 VAGUE Presents QUEEN OF THE RING E-HART -vs- LADI TREEZ
LADI TREEZ said, "keep that thing extra clip in my waist, just to back you cowards off me if you ever try to limit Myspace, I roll with goons that will eat your food without saying they grace"

September 28, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Swave Sevah vs Syd Vicious
Swave Sevah said, "I took him to Dairy Queen to satisfy his fetish for sweets, I ordered a Sunday he ordered the rest of the week"
Syd Vicious said, "man this nigga had the nerve to ask for 90 second second rounds, prepared 60 second bars and slowed those mother fuckers down"

BLACKHEART ADONIS said, "me i'm on another plateau n you not so impressive n you recycle more shit than responsible tenants"

October 02, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Cadalack Ron vs Moodswangz
Moodswangz said, "They told you if you beat me you'd be leader of those fagots, what god is gassing up a caddy if you drove it here to crash it" "Your folks handed you a silver spoon you turned your back and cooked your smack in it" "You knew that you were fucking up bad, when your kid gave you pipe that said number one dad"
Cadalack Ron said, "You a fat lady so this battles over whenever mood sings"

October 03, 2010 No Coast Battles: Unorthodox Phrases vs. Klutch
Klutch said, "And the dude ain't prejudice against vagina's either, he gives the little girls animal crackers to help them find there beaver"

LUCIANO CRAKK said, "His bathroom don't even got a tub so when he takes a shower he's like TLC he don't wanna scrub"
SAZOO said, "The day he beat me is the day they make black skittles"

October 06, 2010 PIT FIGHT BATTLE LEAGUE - k the specialist vs star da sgt
star da sgt said, "I'm ill-ER than a chick that admits ya i suck dick"

October 07, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Real Deal & Rone vs Troy Brown & Roosevelt Roosevelt said, "that battle as a whole was amazing, that was the first time i seen a bitch choke on an Asian"
Troy Brown said, "So I won't react with the force of eighty Somalians, cuz even if i removed Adams rib I couldn't take the bitch out of him"

October 08, 2010 The Bar Exam 6 / GTN Presents:Alpha MC vs Espiv
Alpha MC said, "How do you go to an all you can eat buffet and they take your plate away before you finish saying grace"

October 09, 2010 PIt Fights Battle League -GREATNESS VS TROUBLE MAN
TROUBLE MAN said, "You should try rocking A-cups and put on some eye shadow for them lines that you make up"
GREATNESS said, "The m beam will give you a red nose like a white bitch in the cold" "I would A-rod this nigga smack him wit a fuckin bat, but i'm too smooth for all that, i rather lay hands and feet on this nigga like twister mat"

October 09, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Malevolent Smith vs. S.H.A.D.O.W.
Malevolent Smith said,"Maybe one day yall will engage in cyber sex and, don't get burnt you should give your P.C. a virus protect scan
So you better cop a gun, because i'm stronger with the tongue, it's crazy the day I can't see shadow is the same day we no longer have a sun"

October 10, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Dirt vs Event
Event said, "you couldn't get laid with a bottle of roofies and a flask of bourbon, your either gonna need a taser or a fucking plastic surgeon"

October 11, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Mr Sell vs Johnny Danger
Johnny Danger said, "I freestyle sick my songs are retarded, you could drop a album but make sure it's in the garbage"

October 11, 2010 Grind Time Now Presents: Blaze Won vs Fish Grease
Blaze Won said, "You so soft your mom probly made wear helmets during pillow fights"

October 12, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Double/Deuce vs Maniphest Destne
Double/Deuce said, "But when this leprechaun tries to get lucky the girls don't give him no chance so for romance, he holds his lotion bottle close like they gone dance, he hop in the bed no pants, turns on the slow jams and takes control of his fate puts destiny in his own hands"

October 12, 2010 No Coast Battles: Speedy Calhoun vs. Glympse Auto
Glympse Auto said "After I body bag not even your pilates class is gonna miss you, and i'll beat drums on your coffin just to drop a beat to spit to"

October 14, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Ivan Da great vs Kollision
Ivan Da great said "Pistol whip that'll damage your grill, at close range i won't miss you but your family will" "Son of a bitch and i'm dissing your dad, cuz your mother was the biggest father figure you had"

October 15, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: PT vs Drew Law (special guests Math Hoffa & Philly Swain) Drew Law said, "I talked to his girl said his dick is about as big as lice, caught him jerking off couldn't even see it it looked like he was rolling dice

October 15, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Nocando vs Dizaster (1 week preparation) Nocando said, "I take this shit easy I got my own hype man, if this wasn't accapella i'd use your nose as my Mic stand"
Dizaster said, "He said that was a fuckin freestyle, that was no mother fuckin freestyle, that was a waist of my mother fuckin time so if you think about it you technically owe me now"

October 16, 2010 KOTD - Rap Battle - Dose vs BK
Dose said, "You see if this was back in the day Germany was smashing you out you came to my house asking for help, would of hid your family under my floor boards and gassed you myself"

October 17, 2010 BrokenPen Vs. Tipz.
BrokenPen "Uppercut hot collision, shotty pump one round, shotty pump one round, and I'll keep on shooting this nigga in the air n i don't want his body to come down"

October 18, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: AC (Amazin Crack) vs T2 Good
AC (Amazin Crack) said, "You black as shit so if we turn the lights off in the club right now we all gonna see a magic trick" "I tried to find fans of yours and lets just say Sonny if i had a dollar for every person that thought you was hot i'd owe money" "this bitch got fag-a-nit-is swimming deep in his pores, even as the doctor was pulling him out as he was being born, they caught this fag sucking on his umbilical chord"
T2 Good said, "I haven't even begun to start to try take this guy apart, I mean just look at me I'm the shit and this boy ain't even a silent fart"

October 18, 2010 DON'T FLOP - Lee Scott Vs Jay Madden (Promo Battle)
Lee Scott said, "ugly fuckin prick known as Jay Madden, i'll hold a mirror up in front of him and throw his face at him"

October 20, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Jess Jamez vs Ivan Da Great
Jess Jamez said, "You're a gay puppet, his nick name is tuck-et, don't this nigga look like he got half way through a sex change and said fuck it"

October 20, 2010 Chicago Battlegrounds & GT Midwest: Pooh vs K Reed
K Reed said, "He playing that Gangsta roll when he need to be Pooh that's it, stead a running around town barefooted trying to find a shoe that fits"
Pooh said, "You playing games until this shit get real like Jumanji"

October 23, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: B.C vs Trey Murch
Trey Murch said, "When it comes to Nike's i got me a nice pair, just because you pussy don't mean that you tight player"

October 26, 2010 REAL TALK BATTLES present: Dribbles vs Savij Tung
Savij Tung said, "See dude you know i ain't the type to fuck with like a psychotic serial murderer, shouldn't ya know he ain't the type to fuck with unless you want his Venereal's burning ya

October 21, 2010 StreetWars 6: Legacy vs Cellophane (Freestyle Battle)
Legacy said, "ill spitter, yo i'll teach you how to flow once you in the river"

October 24, 2010 Chicago Battlegrounds & GT Midwest: Santa Clauz vs Al Jones Santa Clauz said," I'll put this man in a box like a post man, I told him kick rocks he said I can't my toe's jammed"

October 27, 2010 Grind TIme Now presents: Caustic vs Rheteric
Caustic said, "real shit one time at a show Rhetoric pulled out his dick in front a crowd full o lesbians, all i could think was o great exactly what they need a rap show about the uncle that molested them"

October 25, 2010 Freestyle Battle - Hollohan vs Cripple
Hollohan said, "You don't like beaver Spider man designed your shirt when he was having a seizure"

November 04, 2010 Nerd Rap Battle (tryout): B1 vs Refractor
B1 said, " This kid is no mack I don't say that timidly, the only time you were in a woman in all of history was when this kid was visiting the statue of liberty"

November 02, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Dirt vs AC (Amazin Crack)
AC said, "You look permanently high from massive sniffing and acid tripping, after this battle your gonna OD on mad prescriptions, cuz battling Crack was a bad decision, like fucking ya baby moms when her crabs was itching"

BADA said, "You never pack guns so why you tryna front geek, only time you hear MIZERY with a shot gun is when he's running for the front seat.

November 08, 2010 AHAT Rap Battle: Grinda vs Rachit
Grinda said, "You's a whack ass rapper you ain't worth respect, I hope your baby is born with a birth defect"

October 22, 2010 Kelvingrove Battles: Kayce One vs Bar
Kayce One said"Even my indirect lines hit you directly, your so dumb you can't make mistakes correctly,"

November 02, 2010 VAGUE Presents KING OF THE RING PAPER VIEW vs NENO
PAPER VIEW said, "I got hyped called her up about my magic stick, seen that bitch she trash i wouldn't beat that with magic's dick"

AMATEUR, "then my dick in your chicks face, then chew six pieces of bubble gum and stick it it in ya kids braids" "Halloweens his favorite holiday cuz all he got to say is trick or treat, plus it's the only time throughout the whole year that this broke bitch got shit to eat"

FLO, "instead of looking for wins you should be looking for love stuck with a damn face only a mother could love"

November 11, 2010 KOTD - Rap Battle - Dose vs Stepeasy
Stepeasy said, "He hates his own shadow for being a darker shade than us, yo if you put your money where your mouth is Arcane's nuts would be covered in paper cuts"

November 14, 2010 Ronnie G vs P.T :Mortal combat Rd 1/Pit Fight Battle League P.T said, "Your appearance is not appealing, in a list of good rappers you wouldn't make the top billion"

November 13, 2010 DON'T FLOP - Rhymeotaur Vs The Calcium Kid
The Calcium Kid said, "Your mother is so hideous that when she strips for me I'll redress her with my eyes"" Your mothers so fat that even when she masturbates she take sandwich breaks"

November 07, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Moe Dirdee vs Aak
Moe Dirdee said, "That dead rose got a head hold the size of a whale, talking bout she don't do coke she just like the way it smell"

November 08, 2010 Chicago Battlegrounds & GT Midwest: Steve Staples vs Mac Milly Mac Milly said,"Why should I throw the book at him, this man wouldn't be hard if Medusa looked at him"

November 08, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: D'Meitz vs Dreams
D'Meitz said "you lack character that's why you always playing yourself"

SYAH BOY said, "I don't believe a single word that you spit bout, I wouldn't buy that gangster shit you talking, with a discount"

November 02, 2010 The Jungle 2Face vs Wattz
2Face said, "my whole camp packs chrome heaters, so if Watts get to amped he gon get popped like blown speakers"
Wattz said, "You gonna need cops paramedics and docs to revive him, I'll take ya ho-mies out too you don't even have to invite him"

JUICE STREETS said, "That's word to my mother son, I'll knock your fuckin glasses off and have your eyes looking for your other ones"

November 16, 2010 KOTD - Rap Battle - Jack Shitt vs Sketch Menace
Jack Shitt said, "The white Rupaul he could moon walk with high heel shoes on"
Sketch Menace said "You can't be the king of the dot your already the lord of the flies"

November 17, 2010 KOTD - Rap Battle - Kaliente vs Frankie Wapps
Kaliente said, "You being suicidal the only way you're beating me to death"
"So you shooting them hot rounds, holding the sot down is a lie lie lie, you so fake ya phone number starts with a five five five"

November 18, 2010 KOTD - PR2B8 FINALS - Knamelis vs Charron
Charron said, "It's a casualty, I'll get your momma pregnant use her stomach as a trampoline"

DEADMAN said, "I'm on the grind like when I fuck yo bitch missionary, If your looking for sympathy nigga go find a fuckin dictionary"

November 17, 2010 Streetarena: Pusher Feek -vs- Realistik (bbc battles)
Realistik said, "Shout out to major league we got major leg, whoever sleeping on me should've stayed in bed"

November 21, 2010 AHAT Rap Battles: Miles Low vs Ties
Ties said, "Ties here to drop lines to make ya fucking fame drop, cuz yo ass so skinny you can dodge rain drops"

November 16, 2010 Rap Battle TV: Lil Brat vs. Mizz Hachie (White Girl Drops N-Bomb) Lil Brat said, "I guess I'm too much of a dumb bitch to hear it, that's why i'll spit the fire and let you drool just to clear it"

November 18, 2010 Rap Battle TV: The Poet Trees vs. Jay Kastro (Rematch)
The Poet Trees said,"I heard he tried to bribe a cop with Snickers, on Halloween he got arrested for dressing his dick up like a crayon and asking every kid he saw to draw a picture" "Saying he's the most awful dude to spit it of course that would be selling yourself short like a prostituting midget"

November 18, 2010 DFI 5 - L-Deman Vs Mickey Gatch
Mickey Gatch said, "Boy I never lied you I hope you drown in river, he came to represent the scene but he's out of the picture"

November 19, 2010 DON'T FLOP - Oshea Vs Flex Digits
Flex Digits said, "In Liverpool you'll never walk alone or you'll get gang raped, it's the only city in the UK where you can catch aids from a hand shake"

November 20, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Type-Z vs Godi
Godi said, "You wanna be whack if you had the choice but you wasn't given one, it's hard to think out side of the box when you live in one, it's hard to thin outside of the box when you live in one"

November 28, 2010 Grind Time Now / Bar Exam Presents: Vision vs
Vision said, "Vision isn't moving a CD, but he's so much a bitch, after he got hit he now flinches every time he see's movies in 3d"

November 24, 2010 Cannon Jones vs Renagade
Renagade said, "I could tell he pussy by the way he hesitated, I fucked Siamese twins till them bitches separated"

November 26, 2010 Weapon X Vs Black Hitla
Black Hitla said, " I'm horrifying and spooky, you got to soup yo self up, to soup yo man up, to soup his man up to shoot me"

December 01, 2010 No Coast Battles: 2 on 2 Tournament
Sho' Biz said, "Me and you ain't the same brother, you would think he had an accident as a cold miner till he washes up and you find out he's the same color"

December 01, 2010 No Coast Battles: 2 on 2 Tournament Round 1 (part 2)
Glympse Auto said, "You ain't never busting free's, these mother fuckers are fucking nervous like Rkelly at Chucky Cheese"
Mr. Biscuit said, "Look at the big Grind Time event that your rhyming in, If tupac rose from the dead and saw you rhyming he would die again"

December 02, 2010 Rap Battle: Doms vs Kooly Bop. AHAT Rap Battle League
Doms said, "You parents use to mark your height every year round the same time, but they stop cuz every year they were just making the same line"

December 02, 2010 No Coast Battles: Nfact/XQZ vs Sonny Bamboo/Unorthodox Phrases
Unorthodox Phrases said, "Your nose is so big youll be dying in seconds of a sinus infection"
Nfact said, "Fuck you leprechaun in the hood put the mic down and grab a clover instead, your so short all my punchlines literally go over your head"

December 05, 2010 Barz & Stripes Tryout Rap Battle: Aries vs Caligraphy
Aries said, "You can't fuck with me mentally or physically on some lyrical shit, plus your mom likes to suck my dick with Miracle whip"

December 07, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Nameless vs Stainless
Nameless said, "You talk lies i'm convinced, I'll make your grandmother suck my click off while she hog tied to a fence"

December 09, 2010 AHAT Barz & Stripes Rap Battle: Rich vs DJ Penn
DJ Penn said, "When it comes to raps I'll out lap you, Don't think you should run shit cuz you came here in track shoes" "Listen to the words I spit to you, you might have fucked my mom but she told me the myth about black men isn't true"

December 10, 2010 Golden State Bullies presents: Absyrd vs Kodyak
Kodyak said, "I'll hire a leprechaun just to punch you in the gut, to prove you went out just like a chump, n you can't even get on your fucking bed without a run and a jump"

December 12, 2010 AHAT Rap Battle: Rachit vs Quez
Quez said, "You so black you can leave a finger print on charcoal"

December 14, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Mindscribe vs ChronicLz
ChronicLz said, "quit thinking your justified in the slang that you come with, just cuz your white family tree has black people hanging from it"

A.B HOGISH said, "I'll open hands smack you till i got a swollen palm, I know you've done heard that shit before cuz that's the same shit i told his moms" "You put your nose in ,my plug I'm a socket now thats what i call a connection"
NEWBREED said "I'm above the law, From the looks of things everything you've been saying is make up and I could see that it's rubbing off"

December 16, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Syd Vicious vs John John Da Don
Syd Vicious said, "That bitch is such a bad catch, when she throws her ass back you could hear her crabs slap" "that snatch has to be disgusting, she da only bitch you can get blue balls from actually fucking"

December 17, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Fresh vs Screem
Screem said, "All you Garden state battlers come and get me if you want some cuz New Jersey will be my answer if my kids ever ask where does pussy come from"

December 18, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Ivan Da Great vs PT
PT said, "You ain't best i'm attacking cuz i'm more hot, if you was muslim i'll back smack you with a pork chop"

December 31, 2010 Grind Time Now presents: Klutch vs PT
PT said, "He be clappin big ass led, Klutch got heart like a black kid with a big ass head"

January 03, 2011 Grind Time Now Presents: Knalo G vs ShoBiz
Knalo G said, "To defeat me you have to be superman's best friend, you'll need the entire Xman, and Hell Boy's left hand"

January 03, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Bash Ave vs West V
Bash Ave said, "They tried to keep me in on the ground but i climbed, get out of my face before you permanently sign out"

January 04, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Diligent vs RC
RC said, "It's sick how you ride dick yet when you call out the big names, theylaught ayt you and throw you the side kick" "He'll probably die from a heart attack that hits, they say the good die young and you're living proof that that's accurate"

January 11, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: AC (Amazin Crack) vs Wreck One
Wreck One I hope you prepared for me bitch, your the only dude in Albany your son don't share similarities with" " You don't blast no gats, bitch you sit in the mirror at home like do these jeans make my ass look fat"

January 13, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Chatta Box vs Stainless
Chatta Box said, "Nigga can you find yo dick, grabbed a piece of hair thought it was it until piss started coming out that shit"

January 14, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Real Talk vs Uno Lavoz (tryout)
Uno Lavoz said, "You So fuckin black it's like he tinted, you so fuckin fat they say it's a small world yea cuz he in it" "You're so fat if you're thirsty you'll drink up a whole lake, bullets will fill that space in your heart like a soul mate" "Your waist size nobody can not figure, you're so fuckin black that your race is ninja""You really think you hot man brother please, nigga i'll blast eight ya caps fake like your grand mothers knees"
Real Talk said, "If this lame prick is the main dish think god for the side orders, you look like you took your chick to the state fair with eight dollars and five quarters"

January 14, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Section Q VS Kollision
Section Q said, "You might catch him in the mall with grocery bags, cuss boosting from the stores his idea of popping tags"

January 18, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: WIRD OF PLEY VS HEEM (tryout)
WIRD OF PLEY said,"You talk about the hood but you don't love that life, He a peace maker, speed skater, you run that ice"

January 19, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: New Era vs Incredible BA
Incredible BA said, "J Frost how you gonna throw him in the Grand Canyon if it's his Naval"

January 20, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Ness Lee vs Sir Locksley ($600 Battle)
Ness Lee said, "I should rock ya, stand over you ask you are you sleeping Farashaka"

January 21, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: DeastroDollar vs Dirt
Dirt said, "need to stop with the tough talk before somebody knock him out, but his nose so long you he got to pay a toll just to watch his mouth"

January 21, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Cl9wd vs Blackheart Adonis
Blackheart Adonis said, "the four need muzzle like vicious dogs, it's so loud it knock pictures off nigga's walls" "A parachute and you ain't got to sky dive, i got a can for cats that think they got nine lives"

January 22, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Mister Wilson vs Distha MF Baesik
Distha MF Baesik said,"While you rhyme your corny lines I'll be brain storming rebuttals, you start talking them tails then you gone catch these knuckles"

January 26, 2011 KOTD - Rap Battle - Arcane vs Bender (Title Match)
Bender said, "When you start copping pleas i hope they frame you for armed robbery, a narcotics siege, and a car bombing spree, and lock you in a cell with Mark chopper Reed, and some Russian Mafioso's with stars on there knees and have the guards toss the keys"

Mar 10, 2011 Grind Time Now presents: Heem vs Nameless
Heem said, "I'm a full clip you a straight jab, how you gonna see me in the ring and you ain't in my weight class"

Mar 31, 2011 Grind Time Now Presents: Moe Dirdee vs Real Deal
Real Deal said, "Yeah this is ya home town, but this isn't Motown, he think he can hang fuck him give him his rope now" "Your a 1997 Eastern Michigan grad, you got a full ride cuz you had a senior citizen's pass" "Yea you got goons on patrol but it's just you only Playa, I'll put this old fuck out his misery and do him a favor"

May 6, 2011 Lake Tahoe Rap Battles Rap Battle - Guian vs. Rezahl
This fool said, "Bloody Marry infront of the mirror three times then bloody Marry popped up, then bloody Marry took one look at his face and she was like what the fuck"
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