Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Heem vs Nameless

Heem started the match implying that he hate dirty people and pointing at Nameless. He claimed that he would smack him and made height jokes on him comparing him to a dutch. He implied having a gun the size of Jus One. Nameless then went into spit and claimed Heem is a dumb fuck. He then claimed his adversary need help and had no delivery. He claimed his rival was a homo who thought he was a Muslim. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Heem went into spit and claimed that after hearing Nameless last verse he was wondering why he should keep on spitting. He then claimed his rival's life was like a made up movie and getting called by truancy. Nameless then went into the match talking about Heem's daughter. He then brought up stainless and claimed his rival works with the New York Times. He didn't rhyme enough. Heem won this round of the cypher

In the third round of the cypher Heem went into rhyme and claimed Nameless couldn't handle the Stainless. He then tried to imply that his rival was a bum and claimed he had a Taliban of bars to mer him. He even ha a quotable punchline as well. Nameless then wet into spit and claimed Heem didn't have any punchlines an was off topic. He then claimed his adversary tried to start a Facebook argument and claimed that he himself was from of the realest families to ever swarm the city of Syracuse. Nameless won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAfHxPeRiPM

Monday, March 14, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Anymal vs Dreams

Anymal started the match claiming to have slipped up his last battle and claimed Dreams looked like a 106 and Park reject. He then made fun of his adversary's mother and her body parts. He had a lyrical delivery in this round. He claimed that his adversary sounded like Cassidy and Un kasa. Dreams then went into spit and claimed Anymal a light snack. He then compare his rival to George Gervin and made Native American Jokes on him. He then called his challenger Antonio Banderas little sister and half Taliban. He then claimed made fun of his rival's family members and claimed he went from a Labrador to a shaved poodle. Anymal won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and talked crap about Dreams and his own baby mother at the same time. He then compared his rival to his baby moms and called his rival a Facebook gangster who was full of shit. He then implied beating up his adversary and his girl with his bare hands. Dreams then went into rhyme and claimed Anymal was better off when he use to wear a pony tail. He also claimed to have super size ammo to shoot with and compare his adversary to Diana Ross. He then claimed he would snatch his adversary's princess and got time called on him before he finished his verse. Anymal won this round by a little bit more in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and tried to imply that the midwest division had a better line up of emcees than the DMV. He then made fun of Dreams smell and accuse him of getting sodomized in the studio. He then claimed to have got shot and called his rival a pretender. Dreams then went into spit and claimed him and his boys ran a train on Anymal's girl. He then claimed his adversary always loses and ended his bars with two words. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and claimed that Dreams owe Paradox a pair of socks. He then claimed his rival had to be nutty to go against him and said his father put him on punishment for being ugly. He ended his verse accusing his adversary of getting victimized by his girl friend. Dreams then went into rhyme and implied cutting Anymal's body parts off. He then claimed to have a rated R flow while his rival couldn't even handle P G. He al so implied that his adversary looked like Craig Mack with a mullet and a lesbian chick from Yonkers. This emcee ended his round accusing his adversary of getting molested. Dreams won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OaUL0z5JTM

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Hindu Rock vs Diligent

Hindu Rock started the match accusing Diligent of looking like Deacon Frost and claimed his adversary's father looked like Bling Bling from Bum Fights. He then claimed he came to put his rival in a black box and brought up Low Pesci's match at the end. Diligent then went in and claimed to have called out Lund even though they gave him Hindu rock and brought up his adversary's match against Tenchoo. He then accused his rival's chick of weighing six tons and looking like Big Pun. Hindu Rock won this round of the cypher in my opinion because his opposition had slip ups.

In the second round of the cypher Hindu Rock then went into rhyme and claimed Diligent lost a bunch of battles. He then said he does coke and said if DNA wouldn't battle Morpheus he would. He then claimed it was hilarious how whack his rival was and claimed in high school they called him deli-gentle. He then claimed his rival couldn't spit and subliminally brought up Corey Gunz. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Hindu Rock went into spit and claimed Diligent was the type of emcee he could shoot for sport. He then told his adversary to put his money up and claimed he couldn't tell if his rival was from Bermuda or not. His performance was hell-a energetic. Diligent then went into spit and claimed Hindu Rock rhymes worse than Dizzaster when the power went out during his battle against Arsenal. He also claimed to have brought his rival's girl friend to Camel-ton road and accused hi of practicing bestiality with Lama's. Hindu Rock won this round of the cypher by a tad bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9nN8yQvkc



Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Mister Wilson vs Distha MF Baesik


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Mister Wilson started the match first and claimed that his flow was way. He then said he'd have his home girl grab an ice pick and stab Distha MF Baesik. He then claimed that he messes with his adversary's girl and claimed Ace Hood was his idea of a good lyricist. He also claimed rival wasn't very knowledgeable about hip hop and didn't know who Gang starr was. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed Mister Wilson came to Atlanta to take pictures with Bishop Eddie Long. The also made fun of his rival fascination with Sonic. He had a quotable punchline as well. Distha MF Baesik surely won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Mister Wilson went into rhyme and claimed Distha MF Baesik liked men's asses. He then accused him of selling false advertisement and claimed he would never get signed to a label. He implied that he himself still didn't let out an Asian joke. Distha MF Baesik then went into rhyme and claimed everything Mister Wilson said wasn't on point and sounded ridiculous. He then threatened to locate where he lived at and take out everyone in his house serial killer style. He ended his bars claiming that hoped his challenger got his will done. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the cypher Mister Wilson went in and incorporated Nickelodeon references from Rug-rats to Hay Arnold. It was creative. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed it was apparent that Mister Wilson doesn't get women or know what Grind Time is about. He even claimed J fox of getting his challenger fr his money just to tryout. His performance was funny as hell and he even impersonated his adversary. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the match surely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2rTMXRUJRU


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Casper vs Supreme Court

Casper started the match claiming Deuce messed up his order and implied Supreme Court was the Jacked up version of Eli Porter. He then brought up his rival's match with M Ciddy and Godzilla. He then claimed his adversary was thirty six and brought up Chronic and told his adversary to leave the division. Supreme Court then went into rhyme and claimed Casper must have been out of his mind for thinking he was winning. He then brought up his rival's match against Kaveman Brown. He ended claiming that his rival was the worst in the Grind Time division. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Casper went into spit and anxiously called Supreme Court a cracker. He then said his rival basically sounded like John Cena and brought up the fact that he brought his twin brother to the match. He tried to claim that his rival could attend a clan meeting without offending anybody and ended implying he would take the wrinkles out his head. Supreme Court then went into spit and claimed Casper was a white wing republican conservative fagot. He then said that the only reason his rival was aloud to spit in there division was to to expand there white nerdy demographic. He also claimed his rival was taking the place of those who deserved to be there then accused him of supporting segregation. Casper won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of this rhyme battle Casper went into spit and claimed Supreme Court reminded him of the kid in school who was a fagot that tried to act cool. He then claimed his challenger and his twin brother were probably fagots and claimed he might look like a red neck but you shouldn't judge him by his cover. He spit about taking his adversary's whole family out. Supreme Court then went into spit and claimed Casper look like Larry The cable guy. He then accsed his rival of practicing incest and fingering his own sister. He claimed that he was beating his adversary for Malcolm X and Martin Luther King then finished off saying Power to the people. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKHNQpL2f4



Grind Time Now presents: Scotty P vs Richard Cranium

Scotty P started the cypher against Richard Cranium introducing himself and said hello to World Star Hip Hop and Youtube. He then claimed he was a monster in the ring but got no views and claimed he had crazy metaphors that made people think. He then asked the bartender for a drink and claimed he didn't want any excuse when he beat his ass. Richard Cranium then went into rhyme and claimed that it was obvious that Scotty P is pompous a queen. He then claimed to haunt him in his dream and claimed he looked like his favorite hobby is body surfing. He was real lyrical emcee. He threatened to get a girl chop his adversary's nuts off and dissed his music. Richard Cranium out shined Scotty P in this round by a bit more in my opinion.

In the second round of the exhibition Scotty P went into claim that he would get Richard Cranium's girl wet without licking her. He then implied that had sex with his rivals girl without eating her out and claimed he seen him in the club. He ended his bars claiming he would get rich or die trying. Richard Cranium then went into spit and claimed Scotty P's father is a transvestite. He then accused his adversary of getting molested by a wrestling team and his lyrical skills were thoroughly put down. He ended his line calling his rival to Paul Wall and brought up Scott La Rock. This round of the exhibition was won by Richard Cranium.

In the third round of the cypher Scotty P went into spit and claimed Richard Cranium was dead and compared him to jail. He then compared his adversary to a chocolate bar and claimed he had the cops on speed dial. He had quite a few deep metaphors about running trains as well. Richard Cranium then went into rhyme and showed off his lyrical skills once more. He claimed to be honest while Scotty P spit a bunch of lies. He claimed he would beat his adversary's ass and everyone in the room could vouch for him. He claimed that Diligent told him that his challenger use RC's against him in the battle. This round of the match was won by Richard Cranium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUk9edg9s8c



Monday, February 21, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Cl9wd vs Blackheart Adonis

Cl9wd started the match claiming that Blackheart Adonis reminded him of fifty Tyson except for the fact that his music was worse. The man also implied that he wasn't very enthused about this match as well and claimed that he was a pace maker for Heartless. He also tried to imply that his rival produced horrible music. Blackheart Adonis then went into spit and claimed Cl9wd this battle was a back peddle for him. He implied that he was doing someone a favor by taking this match and warned him that he didn't have to go on a camping trip to sleep in bags. He claimed his adversary is a nerd and ended calling him a homo. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match in my opinion based on his punchlines.

In the second round of the exhibition Cl9wd went into spit and claimed Blackheart Adonis needed to stop pushing his single. He seemed to trying to imply that his adversary was taking peoples style and claimed he would slap the taste out his mouth. He also made black jokes on his rival. Blackheart Adonis then went into rhyme and implied leaving Cl9wd stretched out. He continued to express how he would injure his adversary with guns. He had another quotable punchlines during this match. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match as well.

In the third round of the cypher Cl9wd went into spit and claimed Blackheart Adonis wore Big Pumper jewels. He then accused his opponent of sporting gay fashion and beating up on his woman. He then claimed his adversary came from the a Jungle that's ran by a fox referencing to J Fox. He ended his bars freestyle rhyming. Blackheart Adonis then went in and claimed Cl9wd was never dope. He claimed that his adversary choked against a dick head and claimed he couldn't be seen with a scope. He compared himself to the Hit man and claimed he would snipe his mother and grandmother. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MsJR1Bd7wE



Grind Time Now presents: DeastroDollar vs Dirt

DeastroDollar started this exhibition first and told Deuce that he wasn't too fond of the match up. He then insisted that there bars were not equal and guessed that Dirt did research on him. He then went onto elaborate about his gun work and said he could have done research on him as well but didn't need to. Dirt then went into rhyme and showed off his lyrical skills. He tried to call his rival a dub retard who stunned himself with a stun gun and a fraudulent hustler. Dirt won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the rhyme battle DeastroDollar was obviously taunting Dirt abut what he spit in the first round of the exhibition. He then called him a joke and showed off his lyrical abilities. The man called his adversary the white version of Nocando. Dirt then went into flow and claimed DeastroDollar was a sacrificial lama. He then told his challenger to move back to Long Island for being a disgrace to Georgia and used his own name in the context of a shirt stain. He had a quotable punchline as well and ended off comparing his adversary to every weak writer he beat in a street cypher. Dirt won this round of the cypher.


In the third round of this cypher DeastroDollar went into rhyme and claimed to be tired of nerd emcees trying to be hard. He claimed Dirt was lacking charisma and implied his adversary was lucky he didn't put up money. He ended his verse with a victory speech and claimed he spit his verse without spilling his drink. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to respect DeastroDollar 's gangster. He made fun of his rival's height and compared him to Loaded Lux, Conceited, and Trex. He then used his adversary's style against him with thoroughly elaborated twist on it. He asked whis opponent what type of guns he was working with. Dirt won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v4-IU6Yaag




Sunday, February 20, 2011

Golden State Bullies presents: Tommy Gunz vs Lex Diamond

Lex Diamond started the match first and claimed Tommy Gunz would lose to him. He then told his adversary to face facts because he didn't own guns and claimed that there is a fifty percent chance that he had a vagina. This MC freely spit racial slurs throughout this round. Tommy Gunz then went into rhyme and claimed Lex Diamond didn't belong in his division. He then Gambit wanted him to handle his opposition and accused him of getting turned on by the Kid Twist vs Fresco battle. This round seemed to be a tie so far in my opinion.

Lex Diamond then went into spit and described what Tommy Gunz would sound like if he had a baby with Franchise. He then claimed his adversary's wife treats him like a bitch. He then had a long pause like he forgot his rhymes quite possibly. When he remembered his lines he started making head jokes about his rival's head. Tommy Gunz then went into spit and seemed to be trying to imply that Lex Diamond doesn't get any from girls. He then told his adversary to develop some more meat on his bones and also compared himself to Hunters Hearst Helmsley aka Triple H. This round was a tie since Lex Diamond slipped up.

In the third round of this rhyme battle Lex Diamond went into rhyme and claimed Tommy Gunz dad raped his mother. He then accused his adversary of being born without hair to be able to brush back and accused him of looking like a walking nut sack. He had a few funny quotables that had the crowd laughing so hard that in interrupted his verse. Tommy Gunz then went into rhyme and claimed him and Tantrum ran a train on Lex Diamond's mother. He then said he met his rival's little sister and at the end of his verse he made a reference to Guru. Lex Diamond won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGy1VJuf1bg



Grind Time Now presents: Kollision vs Mic Muscle

Mic Muscle started the hip hop battle and welcomed Kollision to the DMV. He then called his opposition out of his name and accused him of having an extremely big head when he was little. Kollision then went into spit and claimed that he came to sun Mic Muscle. He claimed he would make his rival into a daughter and claimed that he was the ugliest in the entire place. He really showed off his lyrical skills in this round. Kollision won this round of the cypher for sure.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Mic Muscle went into spitting off the top and claimed that Kollision wasn't ready for him and was critical. He then started slipping up and saying the same things over and over. He tried to imply that his opponent wanted his girl. Kollision then anxiously went into spit and called Mic Muscle a cool ocean breeze. He said he got jerked in his last match and tried to imply that his rivals girlfriend sucked his dick. Kollision consistent and won this round of the exhibition

In the third round of this rhyme battle Mic Muscle then went into spit and claimed he would shake Kollision till his leaves fell off. He then started repeating himself and stuttering. Kollision then immediately started to rhyme and tried to imply Mic Muscle was a buck knife. He claimed to have Armageddon bars and claimed to 158 pounds. Kollision won this round of the competition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHBGr4UFodE



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