Showing posts with label lyrical accapella. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lyrical accapella. Show all posts

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Hindu Rock vs Diligent

Hindu Rock started the match accusing Diligent of looking like Deacon Frost and claimed his adversary's father looked like Bling Bling from Bum Fights. He then claimed he came to put his rival in a black box and brought up Low Pesci's match at the end. Diligent then went in and claimed to have called out Lund even though they gave him Hindu rock and brought up his adversary's match against Tenchoo. He then accused his rival's chick of weighing six tons and looking like Big Pun. Hindu Rock won this round of the cypher in my opinion because his opposition had slip ups.

In the second round of the cypher Hindu Rock then went into rhyme and claimed Diligent lost a bunch of battles. He then said he does coke and said if DNA wouldn't battle Morpheus he would. He then claimed it was hilarious how whack his rival was and claimed in high school they called him deli-gentle. He then claimed his rival couldn't spit and subliminally brought up Corey Gunz. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Hindu Rock went into spit and claimed Diligent was the type of emcee he could shoot for sport. He then told his adversary to put his money up and claimed he couldn't tell if his rival was from Bermuda or not. His performance was hell-a energetic. Diligent then went into spit and claimed Hindu Rock rhymes worse than Dizzaster when the power went out during his battle against Arsenal. He also claimed to have brought his rival's girl friend to Camel-ton road and accused hi of practicing bestiality with Lama's. Hindu Rock won this round of the cypher by a tad bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9nN8yQvkc



Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Casper vs Supreme Court

Casper started the match claiming Deuce messed up his order and implied Supreme Court was the Jacked up version of Eli Porter. He then brought up his rival's match with M Ciddy and Godzilla. He then claimed his adversary was thirty six and brought up Chronic and told his adversary to leave the division. Supreme Court then went into rhyme and claimed Casper must have been out of his mind for thinking he was winning. He then brought up his rival's match against Kaveman Brown. He ended claiming that his rival was the worst in the Grind Time division. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Casper went into spit and anxiously called Supreme Court a cracker. He then said his rival basically sounded like John Cena and brought up the fact that he brought his twin brother to the match. He tried to claim that his rival could attend a clan meeting without offending anybody and ended implying he would take the wrinkles out his head. Supreme Court then went into spit and claimed Casper was a white wing republican conservative fagot. He then said that the only reason his rival was aloud to spit in there division was to to expand there white nerdy demographic. He also claimed his rival was taking the place of those who deserved to be there then accused him of supporting segregation. Casper won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of this rhyme battle Casper went into spit and claimed Supreme Court reminded him of the kid in school who was a fagot that tried to act cool. He then claimed his challenger and his twin brother were probably fagots and claimed he might look like a red neck but you shouldn't judge him by his cover. He spit about taking his adversary's whole family out. Supreme Court then went into spit and claimed Casper look like Larry The cable guy. He then accsed his rival of practicing incest and fingering his own sister. He claimed that he was beating his adversary for Malcolm X and Martin Luther King then finished off saying Power to the people. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKHNQpL2f4



Grind Time Now presents: Scotty P vs Richard Cranium

Scotty P started the cypher against Richard Cranium introducing himself and said hello to World Star Hip Hop and Youtube. He then claimed he was a monster in the ring but got no views and claimed he had crazy metaphors that made people think. He then asked the bartender for a drink and claimed he didn't want any excuse when he beat his ass. Richard Cranium then went into rhyme and claimed that it was obvious that Scotty P is pompous a queen. He then claimed to haunt him in his dream and claimed he looked like his favorite hobby is body surfing. He was real lyrical emcee. He threatened to get a girl chop his adversary's nuts off and dissed his music. Richard Cranium out shined Scotty P in this round by a bit more in my opinion.

In the second round of the exhibition Scotty P went into claim that he would get Richard Cranium's girl wet without licking her. He then implied that had sex with his rivals girl without eating her out and claimed he seen him in the club. He ended his bars claiming he would get rich or die trying. Richard Cranium then went into spit and claimed Scotty P's father is a transvestite. He then accused his adversary of getting molested by a wrestling team and his lyrical skills were thoroughly put down. He ended his line calling his rival to Paul Wall and brought up Scott La Rock. This round of the exhibition was won by Richard Cranium.

In the third round of the cypher Scotty P went into spit and claimed Richard Cranium was dead and compared him to jail. He then compared his adversary to a chocolate bar and claimed he had the cops on speed dial. He had quite a few deep metaphors about running trains as well. Richard Cranium then went into rhyme and showed off his lyrical skills once more. He claimed to be honest while Scotty P spit a bunch of lies. He claimed he would beat his adversary's ass and everyone in the room could vouch for him. He claimed that Diligent told him that his challenger use RC's against him in the battle. This round of the match was won by Richard Cranium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUk9edg9s8c



Thursday, February 17, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Ness Lee vs Sir Locksley ($600 Battle)

Ness Lee started the rap cypher first and claimed he checked every search engine he couldn't find any thing about Sir Locksley but a Myspace page with under a thousand views. He also brought up Dizaster and Mc Serch. He had a lot funny things to say about his opponent's face and then claimed at the end of his verse he would throw his crutches down and drop kick him. Sir Locksley then went into rhyme and claimed Ness Lee wasn't the boss. He claimed that it cost 600 dollars for him to arrange this match and claimed he would pay him to let him win this debut. He accused his adversary's girl friend of a Trey Songs groupie. Ness Lee won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Ness Lee went into spit and reversed Sir Locksley disses. He then claimed to be the worst type of boss and claimed to be unprovoked by words.He even brought up Dumbfounded. He then described his adversary's family tree and claimed I hate my life should be his theme music. He had a quotable punchline as well. Sir Locksley then went in and brought up Ness Lee's match at WRC against J Focus. He then accused his adversary's girl of wanting him to lose weight and brought up his match against Syd Vicious. He even brought up Double Deuce's phone number and had a load complexed metaphors. Ness Lee won this round of the cypher as well.

In the third round of the match Ness Lee went into spit and brought up Syd Vicious's weight and claimed to be state to state ruining emcees. He claimed to have seen an ugly picture of his adversary rocking a Gum-by cut and asked him if he was alive in the eighties. He even compared the way his adversary dresses to Fresco. Syd Vicious then went into spit and claimed Ness Lee used to look like TD Jakes with an Arby's hat. He even made fun of his rival's sister and girl. One of his lines didn't rhyme. Ness Lee won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjnI2qf2Yk



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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Dirt vs Jimmy The Loch

Jimmy The Loch started the lyrical battle calling Dirt a clone. He also called him a a whack MC and a freakish human being. He was a lyrical emcee in this round.. He called his rival a premature fetus and claimed that he was surprised how all he was. He ended his bar comparing his adversary to a Steven King movie. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that the crowd knew what he would do to him. He also mocked the speed and flow of Jimmy The Loch. He basically gave his challenger pointer during this round of the match. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jimmy The Loch went into spit and claimed Dirt was addicted to Jello pudding. He then accused his adversary of jacking off on his mothers computer and accused him of spitting bull shit. He then said subliminally tried to call his opponent a rock head. Dirt then went into rhyme and tried to accuse Jimmy The Loch of trying to be black. He has a mess up in his verse. This round of the exhibition was won by Jimmy The Loch in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical match Jimmy The Loch went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was supposed to be the Upstate division's Golden Boy. He then said his adversary had Polaroids of Soldier boy and had much aggression in his ending. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to be well equipped. He then accused Jimmy The Loch of having bad hygiene and compared him to a wood gnome. Dirt won this round based on his smooth ending in my opinion.

Dirt then went into rhyme against Jimmy The Loch during the second round to fight and didn't hesitate to mess up. He had fat insults on his adversary and showed the capability of his rhyming skills. Jimmy The Loch then went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was a zombie with human make up on. He then claimed to be a lethal force. He brought the Andy Milonakis & Dirt Nasty vs Frank Stacks & L Money battle and the Daze vs Dirt match. Jimmy The Loch won this round of the competition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI084beDVWA



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