AHAT Rap Battle: Blocc vs Kaine & Fatz freestyle on the Las Vegas Strip

Blocc went in to freestyle and claimed that Kaine was sweating. He claims to pop shots and said he would shoot him in the face like a jump shot. He claimed to cook nigga's up and said to nickname his adversary spam. His flow was thorough it sounded like it meshed with a beat. Kaine went in to rap and spit his verse then claimed that if Blocc is a monster his opponent was a beast. He compared his oppositions album to parole. He said that talking is over and told his opposition to go ask Madden. He claimed to be the shit and said he would put his opponents crew to shame.

In the second round of the cypher Blocc said that Kaine was a joke and claimed to have known that his punchlines were written. He said that his opposition is a bitch that wouldn't smoke a nine. He claimed that he would give give his adversary jabs and I sounds like he claimed to be driving a bucket. He ended with a spontaneous rhyme about his adversary's clothes. Kaine went in to spit and claimed that he wasn't a quitter. He tried to imply that he was strategic and had lot of big words. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie.

In the third round of the rhyme match Blocc went in to spit against Kaine and claimed that he had the weapon with him. He claimed to be a referee. He shed light on the fact that he slipped up but picked right back up again and kept it moving. He mentioned that he was freestyle rapping again and the fact that he is a gang related with the six. Kaine went into rhyme against Blocc but didn't say anything special. He spit about how he runs in and out of girls and had a smooth flow that almost reminded me of a poetry slam. This round of the tournament was a tie in my opinion.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZCMbn8vbVs

DON'T FLOP - Nikko Da Niggro Vs Killa Question

Nikko Da Niggro started the first round of this round of this lyrical battle and said fuck a battle rap claiming that he would stab Killa Question. He said that he wasn't a DJ but he scratches and compared himself to Alley cats. This guy is funny I might just buy his CD I need a laugh but anyways he isn't bad though. He called his adversary's clan whack and called himself a pain in the ass. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. Killa Question went in to rap next and seemed to be calling Nikko Da Niggro a pain in the ass and seemed to be asking for an applause. He said that his rhyming is too hot and seemed to be calling him shit. I wasn't really feeling his verse it didn't seem strong enough. Killa Question won this round of the freestyle match in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Nikko Da Niggro started with his goofy swag and claimed he would make his opposition choke. He stated the fact that he was clearly freestyle rapping. He claimed to be a boss and called Killa Question a cunt. He seemed to have compared his flow to a sewer and said that his throat and heart bleed from smoking weed. I'm mad he called him self old school and said he makes his tracks on Tape cassette. Killa Question went into spit next and asked Nikko Da Niggro who he was and mocked his opponents performance. He claimed that his adversary would probably sell him self for food. He was way too inconsistent Nikko Da Niggro won this round of the freestyle tournament.

In the third round of the lyrical cypher Nikko Da Niggro spit his raps goofy again and I can't help but to wonder does he get any pussy? I'm not trying to mock him but damn that nigga is goofy and if i act like that over here I would never get laid but anyways big ups to him he is hilarious. He reminded me of a court gesture when he was rapping maybe they should give him a red nose while he is rapping he was a clown. He should battle Tiger Ty. He claimed to spit it right while Killa Question spits it wrong. He said he was weird guy and said his adversary battled in cardboard box. Killa Question started freestyle rapping his verse and said if doesn't win the judges must be dumb and kept on taking swigs of beer while he was rapping. He claimed that his adversary was the result of Whitney Houston having sex without a rubber. Nikko Da Niggro won this round of the rap cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4pwXlKj0Q

DON'T FLOP - Suus Vs Skrribbz

Suus went into the rap battle first making fun of Skrribbz claiming that his mind had been distorted and accused him of being a surfer. He told a story about the area his adversary lives in and said and claimed it would be like Bay watch if the people there weren't in bread and deformed. He claimed that his adversary wishes that David Hasselhoff would rescue him. Skrribbz then went in to rap saying that Suus looks ill and said his adversary is a mis guided geek. He said that his adversary is a problem of insignificance and seemed to have claimed to had seen his debut. He claimed that he thought his challenger had Parkinson when he started shaking his neck. He called his rival an everyday circus act. In my opinion Skrribbz out shined Suus and won this round of the rap battle.

Suus went in to rhyme during this round of the lyrical battle and said he told his mate he was battling Skrribbz and his mate claimed to have never heard of him. He said that he sent his friend to his Myspace page and said he started having flash backs. He had a homo joke and said there are no restrictions on how gay his adversary is. He finished off saying that Skrribbz music is mostly r&b. Skrribbz then went in to rhyme in this lyrical match. He called his opposition a Peter File in the making and said his album headline. He brought up The Simpsons and Sideshow Bob as well. He claimed that he wouldn't murder his adversary on screen just leave him with a few cuts. He called his adversary an ugly fuck and said he could never respect him. This round of the lyrical battle was a tie.

In the third round of the cypher Suus went in to imply that not many people came from Skrribbz hometown. He tried to imply that his adversary's music would stay undiscovered and compare his mother thighs to a Rugby team. He claimed that in Manchester he battled blizzard and told him he isn't the hardest man in britain then represented his area of New Castle. Skrribbz went into to spit his rap verse saying that Suus's sex life consists of wet dreams and accused his mother of text messaging him. He called his adversary a walking contradiction an atheist that goes to Catholic church. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=palBEPOJmkg

Rumble In The Jungle: Paranormal vs Hann Smith

Paranormal started he rap battle first saying that Hann Smith is ape looking an told him this match was a waste. He accused his adversary of having a Bone Crusher body and accused him of being an old new come up. He said that he'd run up in his opponents one family loft waving guns. He threatened to lift his neck and called him a fat jimmy cliff. He said if he really wants it he could get it and said he would roll on his mother and accused her of giving him head. He tried to imply that his penis slapped his adversary's mother in the face and said that just because his opponent looks like a buffalo doesn't make him a soldier. Hann Smith then went in to rap with no hesitation and asked him why they had to throw him in the pool with the piranha. He claimed that he had to leave him strapped to a Honda that's moving I assume. Wait a minute I heard him spit the beginning of this recycled verse before CLICK HERE to see it. He then went into the cypher spitting freestyle verses and making fat jokes and compared him to Hanson. He called his adversary is a fool and said he would get him on the news. Paranormal won this round of the MC Clash.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Paranormal started off on fire and was mentioning Hann Smith's rap battle history. He said that his opponent got beat by O Red, Young Greg, and C4. He claimed that they were taking it easy but he was gonna go hard body on him. He said to call him the exterminator and said that his dreads look fake. He tried to call his adversary a child of Biz Markie and made up a story about having casual sex with the girl that he fantasizes about. He warned his opponent if he wanted to scrap and said Farrakhan can't save him. Hann Smith went in to spit claiming he flows like a faucet and said that Paranormal might as well forfeit. He claimed that he had ever lasting money and said that he raps out this world like he is out of this orbit. He said that his challenger is a bitch with a tattoo on his big toe. He claimed that he would choke slam his rival and started getting lyrical bu seemed to be freestyle rapping he was thorough but he didn't have enough hay makers. Paranormal won this round of the MC clash.

In the third round of the lyrical match up Paranormal claimed to have a terror flow and said that he went to Hann Smith myspace since he didn't like watching any of his battles. He even took it upon him self to correct his opponents grammar. He made a hot punchline about when his opponents mother gave birth to him,trying to call him a mistake. He finished off the round rapping about his background and basically said in his own words so what if his opponents sells drugs at least he said he could tell him what a pussy feels like. He ended freestyle rapping. Hann Smith went in to rhyme next about Paranormal. He said that he's tired of these whack ass rapper they sound too plain and clams he changes new game. He implied that he'd make him bleed and leave stains on his blue ray. He had a pretty hard verse going in to this round too bad he didn't finish off, he stood a chance. In my opinion Paranormal won this round of what ended up being a freestyle battle.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7zPLiyGjBI



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZzoYcgTTpc&NR=1

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Tenchoo/Lego Vs OSB'z (Scizzahz/Wizard)

Scizzahz started the rap battle for OSB'z talking about talking to Tenchoo and called him similar to David James. He accused him of being clumsy and always making mistakes and took credit for being original scum bags. He said Tencho and Lego put together has as much swag as his mother. Wizard jumped in and said that he was sparking things. Scizzahz then jumped back in and called them lames then said that Lego lost a rap battle to him which says a whole lot considering saying a whole lot. Wizard said he would have a grin on his face if his adversary's plane crashed don the way home and called Tenchoo a tall cunt. Scizzahz called his accent annoying. Tenchoo started to rap for his team next and said Wizard reminded him of DJ Ironic's retarded twin and said Scizzahz had a whack show. He said that his opponent thinks he's funny but said that they weren't laughing with him they are laughing at him and brought up about his adversary's saying that he lives in London. Tenchoo threatened to remove every beat in his entire collection after he removes the Virus Protection. He accused his opponent of playing with fake penis's. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap cypher Wizard started off calling the opposing tag team silly fagots and Scizzahz jumped in trying to imply that Lego is a racist from that grew up in prejudice area. He said that when his opponent met his partner he told him that he was the first ethnic guy he had ever had a conversation with him. Wizard claimed to be a G with massive burners and said that Tenchoo is a groupie. Scizzahz told Lego it looks like a chuckle brother had sex with his mother. Tenchoo started off threatening them not to dis his misses and referenced wrestlers in his verse. Lego said he would put Scizzahz in a pedigree. Tenchoo stayed true to his lyricalness and made a reference to Scizzahz girl friend. Lego seemed to have ended his verse making gay jokes about his rival. I would have to say that this round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the third round of the rap tournament Scizzahz started out the third round of this match up and said something about Shaggy. He said that he would probably lose because judges seem to hate him. Wizard then went into rhyme next and said Tenchoo isn't even half black and called him quarter Rican after Fat Joe shagged his mother. He said his adversary considers himself a five per-center because of how black he is. Lego continued to make jokes about Tenchoo not being black enough. Tenchoo started round three of the rhyme battle saying that some people think he's ill and he was about to kill the hype. Lego talked about his adversary's family photo as well and made fun of Wizard's nose bone trying to say it people confuse it for a shark. Tenchoo said his opposittion can use his nose to pogo. He said Wizard's favorite trick is making a fake penis vanish.

In the fourth round of this rap battle Tenchoo seemed to think overtime was rubbish. He tried to imply that the opposing team paid the judges and said his opposition probably needs a blanket sheet as a handkerchief. Lego was thorough lyricist in this last round of the Hip hop tournament. Tenchoo said that the his two opponents made a bad decision pairing up with Wizard because he's not a good rapper. Lego accused his opponents of standing in the mirror checking each others muscles out. Wizard started his verse for this cypher and claimed to have won it in four bars. Scizzahz implied that Tenchoo has the face of a donkey. Wizard soon went in and said that his rivals stacks don't build and said when Tenchoo rhymes he doesn't hear the simile. Scizzahz called his adversaries whack enough to make Guru turn in his grave. In my opinion Tenchoo and Lego won this round of the freestyle tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IouUopwGMEg

KAYOS VS PAK MAN "2010"

PAK MAN started this round of the rap battle and if I had to be the judge I would say that spit a freestyle verse. He seemed to be a tad bit on the horrorcore rap made a statement about cutting his neck and left it hanging. He gave a shot out to a few people and warned KAYOS about running his mouth. He tried to get syllabic with his raps. I thought this dude looked like a Arabic version of Shay Davis, he just puts together rhymes different. The man even insisted that his adversary wanted to be him and whether that's true or not I don't know. PAK MAN seemed to be trying to imply that he knew martial arts as well. The Arabic looking man also told his opposition that he's not a gang banger and he compared him to a plastic nail small and frail. KAYOS started out by waving for the crowds attention and then started with an I get money line. He said that he was mad that he got set up to battle a Puerto Rican dip stick and said he would beat his ass too bad for police to know to do with him. I like the Dora The Explorer punchline he said about his friends being animals. He tried to imply that his PAK MAN's girl be creeping on him and lying about saving herself for marriage. His ending wasn't too thorough he probably improvised some of it. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the face off PAK MAN said he would bring clips to his KAYOS front door like the online movie rental company. He said that he would run up in his oppositions house and hold shoot at him. He gave another shot out in his rap verse to someone I'm not really sure who he didn't say the name clear enough. he said that he would treat his opposition like this match up with no beat. The crowd went wild after he aid that. I enjoyed his rhyme style KAYOS went right in to spit after that and claimed to have clout. He said that his boys are like Donald trump with the guns and spit about causing a massacre. His delivery was hype but he basically spent a good minute rapping about the aftermath of what will happen if his opponent messes with him a true hitman with silencers. He turned horrorcore on his challenger when he threatened to throw his opponent and his mother in a mind field. In my opinion this round of the one on one battle was a tie to me.

In the third round of this rap clash PAK MAN started out bragging about the level of rhyming that he's on. He got real syllabic when describing his style. He asked how he was letting a foreigner roast him. He then started to improvise from off the top of the dome and seemed to be just saying anything. KAYOS went in right after and claimed to have been the best in the game since a young guy. He said that he'd put his penis in his opponents girls ear so she can hear him ejaculate. He compared his opponent to a a flat screen and said thats the way he would leave him scared and confused. He compared himself to the carpet of Aladdin trying to call him self fly. KAYOS finished off by saying that he'd leave him looking something like T Rex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgeG39yXifs&videos=8BVgMmD23dw

G-KiDd vs Uno Lavos Freestyle -HUNTING SEASON

Uno Lavos went first in this cypher saying that everybody in the crowd knows that G-KiDd ain't hot. He said that he would come up in his top because his opponents gonna flop. He said his opponent ain't a g at all and said that if he hits him in the temple he would probably fall. He said that nobody thinks that his opposition is hot and he compared his opposition to a vagina and talked about him for wearing Polo sneakers. He told his adversary that he doesn't want none of him and he's like a son to him. He compared him to a nigga that looks like Big Pun to him and it 's a good thing that somebody called time because he was starting to just say anything. G-KiDd immediately jumped into the battle and asked Uno Lavos what he was even speaking for and said he would carve a whole in his oppositions neck so he could start breathing more. He said he had a flow you ain't seen before and said that he's spits that crack and he guesses that his challenger needed more. He claimed that his bars aren't premeditated and threatened to leave his opponent with wounds and scars. He got a bit deep when he said to look at the stars and G-KiDd said that he was better than Uno Lavos which isn't a site that you even got to see by far. He called his opposition a dog that needs to lie on the door mat and said that he wasn't the dude to bee tried on. He said that he would start start rhyming like Saigon.He started to ask his opponent questions then he started messing up. He said that he would have a chick rape his challenger and finished off by saying he would have him doing drugs and then single him out like a Lucy. In my opinion G-KiDd won this round of the clash.

In the second round of this freestyle battle Uno Lavos started out calling his adversary dumb and a stupid Young Buck. He said if his opponent seen a martial arts movie he'd probably wanna go buy nun chucks. He said he wasn't talking about giving his opponent ass when he says that he's gonna gun butt him. He said that he is a monster and doesn't need a soul and dudes be bumping his tracks until they speakers blow. He said that anything that runs on his block him and his crew controls and said that he would get G-KiDd clapped with no strings attached like the controller to the latest Nintendo system. He said that his rivals a bitch who wouldn't let the lead bust and said that he isn't waving shit like a pit with his tail cut. He claimed to be a cocky ass nigga and said that his adversary stinks and called him a cocky ass nigga as well then said he needs his mother to go take him to the potty. He tried to call his opposition crusty and said that his girl be trying to peel there bananas and she be getting her monkey on. Uno Lavos said that he throws barrows like he is Donkey Kong and he'd tell his adversary's chick to take that and he wasn't talking about Puffy's song. He asked what the line up was and told his opponent that he wouldn't win and asked him how he would neat him when he got three chins. G-KiDd started his verse off asking his challenger his name I guess he had forgotten it then he compared the guys skills to a midget trying to nut. He said that he knew his opposition was anal and uptight but he didn't know he was referring to his butt. He asked his opponent what was wrong with him and asked him if he said does he wanna do a song with him. He said that he could barely rap next too him let alone get along with him and said he would grab his beads then get his mother while she's getting her groceries. G-KiDd said that he hopes his Uno Lavos isn't approaching him because he keeps the blade by his side real closely. He said that his challenger is going in the pool and you know that he'd be flopping. He seem to be describing a murder scene and said yellow tape around take precaution. He reminded that he was rhyming off the top of the dome and said that his opposition was missing an X Y chromosome. He told people to leave this fagot alone and said that he talks out his mouth like Sylvester Stallone and compared his girl to dog. In my opinion G-KiDd won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of this emcee clash Uno Lavos said you talking about blades nigga I got big cleavers. He called his opponent a nasty chick with breasts aka a big diva and called the people around him cheerleaders. He called his opponent nasty and had stomach insults on his opposition. He even said that his oppositions girl was clowning his penis and said that the animals let you in but after this they gonna let you out. He said nigga what is you on you should had a suit on and said he would have his opponents girl slobber on his penis. G-KiDd went right in to spit his verse next and claimed to be the deadliest warrior around. He threatened to leave wounds and holes in Uno Lavos shirt. He said he would put a bunch of holes in his girl to receive in and said that Uno Lavos said everything that everybody says all repeat stuff. He said he would fill his opponent up with lead. He said that his rival should be mute. He also said that th his adversary's girl said he was fat but she said his dick is cute and it smiles on her . He said if he shoots at his asdversary's head it would turn into a sun visor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLF7FjfY0Wo&videos=8yxwwmfo5gU

WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK-HUNTING SEASON-CHEMICAL ALI VS YLE

YLE went first in this rap battle claiming that CHEMICAL ALI does a bunch of yelling and said that he feels like he's his pops then asked him who he's getting loud with. He told him he would hit him with the left or the right and that it was his choice and told his opponent that his bars were weak so he need to lower his voice because all of his screaming is just noise. He seemed to be spitting a freestyle rap verse and said that his adversary was probably trying to be him. He seemed to be almost repeating himself and didn't have anything remembered for this match. He said that the night was gonna be long and wished CHEMICAL ALI a good night. He said his rap name YLE again for the second time as if nobody heard it the beginning when he mentioned it and said that he's a rider compared his heat to lava. He compared himself to a construction worker and told him to freeze because he doesn't wanna scrap with him. He compared his fists to black eyed peas and said that his equated his flow to a Snickers bar. He comapred himself to Ne-yo but says that he doesn't do love songs and told him he could ask his people. He said that he's that nigga and told his opposition that he doesn't really want it. The last thing he said was I'm that nigga you don't really want it then said give it to him. CHEMICAL ALI went in as soon as YLE passed him the torch he said that he's the type to murder your son and he said that his challengers name stands for You lost To every one. He said he would turn into Ivan ooze and said he would insert a broken test tube into his adversary's mother. He asked him why he'd take this this battle since he doesn't have it all up stairs and claimed to be imbalanced chemically. He said that he would hit his oppositions mother in the back of the head with a hammer and have sex with her whether she's alive or not. He said that after he kills him that CSI would call it a messed up way to go out and told him to give head to knife after this cypher was over. It sounded like he called YLE a Ferry king that will swallow all of DNA's dairy cream. He said that he'd put red dots on his rivals crew and called himself war machine. He said that his opponent is lucky he could breathe or get comfortable and he said it was warfare. CHEMICAL ALI said he would hand a blade to RED FRECK and have him stab freckles into his challengers flesh and he said if that doesn't work he's stick ASHWIN and Yesh on him. He said that his adversary says he got body bags and said that he had an erection in her. He said that it was time to get crucified because he'll hit him with a scissor kick that'll make his body rip and said he would put him in an arm bar and break his ligaments. He claimed that his opposition just entered his experiment and he is a liar. He said something about making his rivals face dis appear like a C4 battle.In my opinion CHEMICAL ALI won this round of the rap cypher.

In the second round of this tournament YLE started it off by saying his opposition was sweet like Mrs Butter worth then he said he was gonna send him to the most high not shutters worth. He reminded the crowd his name again and said he's getting more doe. He said that he has got the gun so his adversary should bounce like a pogo. He said people say that he's crazy but he don't know and when he snaps he takes shots like a photo. He told him not to dance when he tells you to go go and said that his opponent associates with police. He said that one slow poke would make his opposition evolve into a slow bro. YLE said that he is Peyton Manning and his CHEMICAL ALI was more like Tony Romo. He said the only time his rival is hard is around his nigga's and tried to call him a homo for that. He said that he's getting money so while his oppositions bread is solo he claimed to be living fabolous and said that he's not loso. He said that he has his rivals chick on a string like a Yo-Yo and he said he is a chocolate nigga and she blows him like Hot Cocoa. He said that he is so sick and his opponent ain't even so so. He said that he got his rival shook like a snow globe and said that he ain't mad but to quit with all the hate. He said sleeping on him would get his adversary a wake and a close casket because bodies in a lake floating down the stream. CHEMICAL ALI started by saying he'd spit on the mom of YLE and beat up his dad which I think was an extremely funny way to start off his verse. He called his opponents little nigga's and told them not to make him mad because he'd do what his father never did and beat that ass. he said something about assault rifle than said when he hits the ground he's Rambo knife him. He said that he'd hit his opponent with jabs and stabs give him a Boston crab. He said he humping the mouth of his opponents mother and said that she takes care of him after. CHEMICAL ALI even claimed that YLE's mother gave him head while he was saying grace. He said that Dutch Vega told him to body his opposition so he said he was a raging bull like Jacob Lamotta. He said that he has an upper cut that would send his rival to the helicopters and when he comes back down he'd get bitch smacked by Sara Kana then land in a pile of feces and dirty condoms. He said nigga you should be scared of me because he's driving a jeep with a Tomahawk he said he was riding Cherokee. He said after he disturbs his opponents peace he's releasing his therapy. CHEMICAL ALI cleared up why he raps so loud and talked about YLE choking in all three rounds. He claimed to be confused about how his adversary lost to nigga that loses. It seemed like he was trying to call his opponents girl dis obedient or incompetent one or the other for messing up the footage on his last one on one battle and said that he gives her pleasure while comparing himself to Nicholas Cage in National Treasure. He called himself Moseley and said his opponent May weather. He said that when he puts on the rings he's captain planet but he's not trying to save your earth. CHEMICAL ALI won this round of the rap clash.

YLE started his verse off asking thae people if they think he's Floyd because it's gonna be like round two in that fight all night long and after the clash and called him a bitch then said he was gonna fight him. He said that he doesn't care about his people and said he has the Juice with him no beetle. He said look he's about to hit CHEMICAL ALI up. He said I don't care about your people and it seemed like he started to run out of things to say then the crowd started to get loud and seemed to mess him up. YLE then said he was gonna get on his Lethal mode. He said his opposition was making his hurt and he would put him to sleep. He repeated the fact that he doesn't care about his rivals crew and said that they are gonna have to play rock, paper, scissors to see who's gonna be lose there life first. He said that he has so much hate for CHEMICAL ALI and said that he feels like uncle Ruckus he had to get rid of this nigga. He claimed to be a Young Buck with Banks and said he has the Fifth with him. YLE claimed to be cooking his adversary up and then said rotisserie. He claimed to be that nigga and doesn't care if you aren't feeling him. He said that he's The Fresh Prince and called his opponent Hilary. He seemed to be freestyle rapping and said that his name is Chemical so I'll bet he breaks down especially when he runs up on him like Red Cafe screaming Shake Down. He said that he was getting mad and said that he thinks that his opponent did it and he hopes that he gets a quited because he's a bad boy. CHEMICAL ALI jumped right in the cypher after and said that if YLE was feeling hardcore he'd slam him through a hard floor. He said there is no code name for calling his challengers mother a whore because she'd screw anybody even the kid next store and said if this nigga wants war then go get your men. He said that if you press his buttons he'd turn into more monsters than Ben ten. He said he'd insert a broom into his opponents sister and wear Dr Doom outfit while having sex with his girl. He told his opposition that this is when animals attack so if your a scared little cat then run your ass to the Panic room. CHEMICAL ALI said I heard that your DNA's man and said I didn't know a Newborn could have a little nigga. He said that he YLE is a concrete animal and called him self a silver back gorilla that pile drive his sister than slap his mother for not making him what he wants for dinner. He said that he would never lose to a man that sucks and said he would throw hot coffee in his face because he lost to Starbucks. He said he would throw him to another galaxy and hopes that his opponent gets hurt by the stars. He said if his adversary wants to fight he would get hit with something because how would he look like shooting a fade and said that he'd hit YLE with anything a spatula oranges than spray his eyes with a can of raid. He said his nigga's roll with there banger to the left like they are trying to rock there wave. CHEMICAL ALI won this rap clash without a doubt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiTU7vLfO8Y&videos=WqUrYrvLHcs



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApUNoFPrgcw&feature=related

Grind Time Now Presents: P.G. Skillet vs Apex (GTN DMV Tryout Battle)

P.G. Skillet started the rhyme battle he said Apex ain't got no doe and his ex girl said that he's cheap with money and when his crew leaves the battle they are gonna mess with her claiming one of them might get her pregnant. He asked Apex where his Wheaties is at since he is feeling like a champ. He compared his rival to Peedi Crack. His delivery was in your face and he said he doesn't care where he's at he'll steel off and compared Apex to black women, trying to say that he has a hoe attitude. P.G. Skillet said pistol whip his opponents momma put the pump up to his daddy head. Apex started his rap verse introducing himself and would've introduced his challenger but he forgot the challengers name. He said that if he takes P.G. Skillet off his block that he'd most likely comeback and bum rush him with the cops and tried to call him a dirty cop, he even said that he seen P.G. Skillet writing a parking ticket. He said that he could tell his opposition was lame because of his introduction. Apex also mentioned his losses but said he was high so he didn't care. He said that P.G. Skillet watched The Wire to get prepared for him. He ended by saying that his dudes keep guns that you only see on the military channel. This round of the cypher was a tie.

P.G. Skillet started the second round of this rhyme battle calling himself strategic and said he knew that it might be a Tennis match. He told what seemed to be a fictional story about how he looked up Apex online and found him. First of all Apex is a hard keyword to rank for especially when that's is the name of a popular television company. He called his opponents mother a nasty looking porn star that looked like Shrek and made fun of the guys sister , said she had ashy lips. He said that he smells like his whole done gone bad. He said no matter how much Apex cleans his house he still have a house that smells like chitterlings. Apex started his verse saying this is hardcore Hon city where they blaze the weapon. He said he thought P.G. Skillet was a soldier until he shot him in his shoulder and then he started crying. He accused his challenger of practicing bestiality. He accused his rival of doing a voice over for the cartoon called "The Boondocks" and accused him of spitting gay raps. Apex took this round for sure when he described P.G. Skillet's girl this is what gave him the win in my opinion.

In the third round of the tournament P.G. Skillet told the crowd to check his girl then he wasted no time rapping. He told a story about Apex's life and said that he wakes up in the morning taking orders from his girl. He tried to imply that Apex wasn't the man in the house and has a girl friend that treats him like his mother probably would. P.G. Skillet got in his face and seemed to be trying to imply that he could fight him and doesn't need a gun and seemed to be the trying to use big words when he called his rival a vegan, I just didn't expect him to say that. Apex started his round basically saying screw P.G. Skillet and said he had an on the phone interview with his mother, she is apparently wanting a lover. He said that she is so ugly she makes you wanna cut your dick of instead of have sex with her. He called his challenger the guy from South Park and told that he should'v came with better rhymes and better bars because his name sounds like a restaurant. He called his challenger food and said that he wanted some one else to take his place at the end. Apex equated P.G. Skillet to being nothing but a snack. P.G. Skillet won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Apex started rapping first in this round of the cypher he said that he is somebody and his challenger is nobody and he is a somebody basically. He said that he would shoot his rivals hair line to the back of his neck. He said that his opponent is a small fry. He told him screw his style and everything that he came with. He called P.G. Skillet a lame bitch because of where he comes from. He said that P.G. is known for sucking DC's dick. He started to freestyle towards the end of his verse. P.G. Skillet began rapping soon after Apex finished and countered Apex's last insult that he made about his hood. He tried to imply that his opponent was wrong and they don't suck D.C.'s dick. P.G. Skillet implied that his rival isn't respected in his Baltimore and said that he ain't got no hands. He said that Apex will fail if he's testing him and bragged that all he's smoking is the best of weed. P.G. Skillet went on to make fun of Apex's clothes and said he is leaving his opponents girl. This round of the match up was hard to judge I would call this a this round a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_BwIppYkY

AHAT Rap Battles: Doms vs Abcde

Abcde started the lyrical battle saying that it was uncalled for and tried to say that he can't figure out whether he is rapping against a girl or a boy. This Grind Time M Cmade comments about making Doms mother being sore from the night before and he compared his genitals to cardboard and called his opponent a prick. He made a good point about Doms looking like Marcia from The Brady Bunch which I would say was an accurate observation because thats who he kind of reminds me of (I hope that kid never goes to jail he'd be in trouble looking like a girl and all). Abcde brought up the fact that his adversary was a part of Gauges family and tried to call him a cry baby. He talked crap about his younger oppositions girl and called himself a lyrical Poltergeist. He also said that his opponent looks at himself in th mirror and equates himself to Michael Jackson. He said that he himself had the swagger of Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon. The last thing he said was 60 seconds. Doms then went in and started spitting but first he took his jacket off to show his shirt. His agenda was to try to call Abcde a fagot and said that he shops at Ambercrombie and Fitch. He tried to say that his challenger is a wimp that wouldn't shoot a gun and only takes shots when he's drinking absolute. The line that he spit that was dope was hen he said to tell O.D. to hand him an absent note. He finished of with a thorough punchline using his rivals name. This round was a bit close but I would say based on consistency Abcde won this round of the rhyme cypher.

Abcde started round 2 of the rap battle saying that he doesn't need 60 seconds to spit infections and said he came to rip his Doms intestines. He was nicely polished and syllabic in his rhyme schemes and accused his adversary of chronic masturbating . He also said that his dogs will bark like DMX and said that he was gonna hit the kids in his face and turn him tan blue. The lyricist known as Abcde wasted little to no time comparing his word play to atomic bombs. He said that his rival had a basic flow. Doms started his rap verse talking about how corny his opposition was and basically called him a corn ball for not getting any play from his girl friend. He focused on calling challenger a fag and his girl friend is just a cover up. He accused his opponent of having a relationship with his home boy and called them both so feminant that if they can do something gay and be looked at as lesbians. He had racist Samoan jokes as well. He had a good closer that Hawaian punch rhyme was thorough. This round of the Hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this rap cypher Abcde said don't ever question the fact if he could serve him because he said that he would hurt him. He said he was gonna make it fast because he knows he's young and he knows that it's past his curfew. He tried to say that Doms never held a gun in his life and said he couldn't be ill if he popped both pills. He said that his young opponent has hair to disguise him being a Nazi. He said that Doms is so young that he couldn't even battle on a school bus because he'll get chewed up. He said that Abcde is in a group called IDK and continued to twist the challengers rap name around. He even had spit a plot about making his Samoan adversary drive off a cliff and told him that his music sucks so he would never listen to his oppositions mixtape. He equated Abcde to a bag of green and said that he would smoke him. He said that he does real hip hop so he would never do a song with his rival because he uses Auto Tune too much. He told his opponent that Las Vegas is his city and told him to quit making it look bad. Doms won this round of the rapping battle for sure because he just had more punchlines and a tougher delivery.

In the fourth and last promo round Abcde said that Doms gave some kid dome and then they supposedly had a kid. He called the kid Jay from Silent Bob and told a syllabic story about his opponent indulging homo sexual activity. He threatened to hit his adversary with a sucker punch then he made a comment about his opponents shirt. He started to freestyle the rest of his lines. I'm mad that the crowd started cheering for him when he said the same thing twice but anyways the last thing he said was that Doms can suck a dick. Doms went in and started spitting next countering the fact that Abcde called him jay from Silent Bob. He called challenger a fake and lieing fraud who raped a tiny dog, he was saying anything. He tried to imply that he was battling a dope head and threaten to hog tie stab than leave his opposition floating in the ocean. He basically was trying to say that he was spitting against a fake and he was gonna shoot his rivals hair due off Doms won this round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVvDcrfSWU&feature=channel



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syjv-g-KWa0&feature=channel

KOTD - Hollohan & Sketch Menace vs Daley & Bruce B

Bruce B started the rhyme battle for his team with a truly syllabic style of spitting. Bruce told his opponent Hollohan that it is un acceptable to lose your title to an American rapper. I think he was referring to his rival losing to Thesaurus. Daley accused a member from the opponents squad of craving drugs such as blow and meth. Then he turned and said tried to tell Sketch Menace that he wasn't such a great lyricist and compared telling him he's a good to telling a bum that he can dress. Bruce B than spit his verse next and put the Genius On Drugs otherwise known as Hollohan on blast and told his business about how he use to work at a pizza shop, It was funny how he put on the skit and then Daley put him on blast for his digestive problems and called his partner a wanna be fire man. The next up two rappers to spit was the opposing team Hollohan went first countering his rival Bruce B for trying to expose his secrets. He had a strong voice and flipped it by saying that he got fired for raping the waitresses and taking their tips then he said that he was the boss not a server he was a general manager. He tried to imply that he got demoted to facing unworthy challengers. That thorough lyricist known as Hollohan tried to get on Bruce B for taking his style while Daley got on him for being an Italian who wears Ed Hardy cologne and finished of by calling there team gay altogether. This round of the battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher the battle rapper known as Bruce B started out twisting Daley's homosexual allegations and playing a joke with them. He told his opponent that he wants to hate him but he's way too cute and cuddly. He warned the girls that were in the building to watch out for his two adversary's because the two of them in the same room put women at risk for date raping. When it was time for Daley to spit his verse he told a story and he confronted a his opponents allegations and them that his son is only 9 months old. Bruce B said he gave his rival a.k.a. Hollohan a pill once and his jaw started shivering like he caught hypothermia. His partner in this battle Daley tried to say that if Sketch Menace has a girl he better propose to her because no one else wants his ass. It seemed like these rappers were finished a little sooner than expected but not that much. It was then time for there adversary's to spit. Hollohan the former King Of The Dot champion was saying his bars first. He chose to tell a story and said that Bruce B did crack with him and started tucking in his shirt and took out his glow sticks so that's when he decided he had to leave. Sketch Menace was the first to say that him and his team don't buy the tough guy act and that it's all talk and he was just blowing smoke like John Lock. Hollohan then jumped in next an wasted no time calling Daley lazy and his partner tried say that night out with him was nothing but a night popping prescription pills and watching Disney Films. Apparently Bruce B's favorite Disney Cartoon is Little Mermaid. The last thing he told one of the opponents is that he gave him life in the league and just as quickly he can take it away.

In the third round of this rap cypher Daley started it off this round and tried to say that Hollohan isn't going to the gym much anymore then tried to say that Sketch Menace was the biggest punk out of the two. Bruce B that his adversary got wiser when they told him to go against somebody his own size. His partner in this battle then made a statement about his partner and then told adversary's to get on there knees and kiss his shoes. Hollohan then jumped in immediately and started spitting his verse. He said he would take his arm off and beat Daley to death with it. He even spit about how he be at the gym getting himself into shape and up to par and his challenger Bruce B be wishing he could do the same and he felt like stomping him to the ground and using his lifeless body as a dead lift. He said that they left the gym to go to his house and drink then he tried to say Bruce was a little too much into his workout. Sketch Menace then went onto say that everyday he gets a text message form Bruce to come over so they can do Bench presses. Hollohan admitted to Daley that he gets aggressive when he raps and seemed to be threatening hit him. The ended this roun by calling his son a fagot some more. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this rhyme battle the lyricist know as Hollohan said that Bruce B just obsessively wants to be like him. Sketch Menace proceeded to talk about Daley's girl he said he put her on her knees between the two battle rappers and nutted on her face, his partner claimed that she was so loose he stuck his hole arm in her pussy. These two rappers wasted little to no time telling everyone that there opponent walks now. They told there adversary's that if they release an album that they hope it does bad. Daley started his verse confronting every thing their two rival's said about his love life and kids. He called Sketch Menace a down syndrome fagot and Hollohan a leprechaun on steroids. Bruce B called Sketch Menace a BAD RAPPER with a mother who was a rape victim. He said both of his adverary's were so freaking sloppy it hurts and born into poverty and they were called so poor that they steal toilet paper from port o potty's. Daley tried to imply that his two rivals wanted to get married in a syllabic fashion. This round of the rap cypher was a tie as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt7A31h-BwM

WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK-HUNTING SEASON-ASHWIN & YESH VS DIGGZ & RED FRECK

DIGGZ & RED FRECK started the tag team battle. They said ASHWIN & YESH teaching them a lesson is like Barack Obama being re-elected like Magic johnson having sex without protection and getting re-infected, or catching Osama Bin Laden with weak protection ,asking honor can I please come back with bail I need a second, Tony Starks armor being defective, piranha not eating breakfast, or Young Berg in the club begging for his necklace. They threatened their too rivals to leave or else they would shoot them. DIGGZ & RED FRECK also made fun of there adversaries ears. They tried to impersonate there two indian arabic rap challengers and say that they work at a sweat shop making little to nothing and said DIGGZ specifically said at lunch they make paper planes and throw them at boxes pretending they are towers while the RED FRECK reenacted it out. DIGGZ tried to call ASHWIN an in the closet homosexual and made an interesting reference to C4 the last punchline that they spit about Pakistan having a target on every corner was tough. ASHWIN & YESH were there opponents and stepped in the battle to defend themselves. YESH spit first and compared himself to RED FRECK saying that that he meth coke and crack. ASHWIN stepped in and made a comment about his rivals calling themselves animals and said he would torture them until they file a law suit against him. YESH spit with a strong delivery and described what it was like when they attack and seemed like ASHWIN tried to say that the only time they get shot is for rabies which was on the un predictable side. YESH said they got the heart of a hyena with the charge of a cheetah. ASHWIN said he understood why those babies wanted to shout because they are trying to impress their daddy aka Lethal. He said being Ice Grill is the only way that you shine and stay in peoples mouths. YESH had more rap jokes for the RED FRECK and claimed that DIGGZ associated with him was to make himself look better. They seemed to have stronger punchlines. ASHWIN tried to say that if there opponents are brothers that they aren't blood related. This round of the rap cypher was a tie it was too hard to tell.

In round 2 DIGGZ & RED FRECK started off making fun of these rappers names and there and tried to call one of them parappa the rappa. DIGGZ said that they call his brother cold blooded and RED FRECK said he slapped the dots off there forhead and back on his cheeks. DIGGZ tried to say that he he thinks before YESH eats his pet he says grace. He said for every freckle on RED FRECK's face there is a kid in India starving. These two rappers tried to imply that the only time ASHWIN and YESH is fresh is off their camel and donkey or when you refer to them just leaving their country. DIGGZ & RED FRECK tried to say that they would bash there rival's head until it's wrapped like a hindu. They tried to call ASHWIN & YESH Jafar and Aladin and asked why they are fighting over her when she had sex with mad men. DIGGZ came back with the fact that they are foreign and said that him and RED FRECK hate their accent and said referred to kicking their ass.They tried to say that ASHWIN is the only good rapper out of the two which I totally disagree with. The last thing that they said was no one cares about you. There two adversaries ASHWIN & YESH were up next and would have much to say. ASHWIN called both of his rivals jokes. He said they couldn't O.D. If they were getting high off drugs basically. YESH made a statement about keeping his cool when animals attack and compared RED FRECK to the pokemon character pikachu and even though I do think that's a good rap name because it's unique, it does sound like the name of a pokemon well anyways he also played him with an ugly joke. YESH said that the RED FRECK ain't got the right to be talking about the dots on anyones forehead and told his adversaries how he throws punches from every direction and asked them how they plan to duck. RED FRECK rides the dick to go everywhere since he can't drive according to YESH. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEUJjfVwks4

Grind Time Now presents: Dirtbag Dan vs Osna

Dirtbag Dan was man enough to start this rap battle off. He said he didn't know anything about his hip hop opponent other wise known as Osna. He said that his opponent rides HOLLOW DA DON's dick, Dirtbag Dan said Osna looked lie Bruce Lee but I don't see the resemblance and asked why they have him battling Everybody Knows partner who's he. Do you get it? Osna defended himself by telling Dirtbag Dan to shut his mouth because he doesn't know what he's talking about. He said he would run into his house and disrespect his couch. Osna said no women would suck Dirtbag Dan's Vienna sausage. This round of the rhyme cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap cypher Dirtbag Dan starts off saying that the battles he usually does are usually 5,000 views. He also had a lot of insults about Osna's sex life. Dirtbag Dan was truly an ass hole in this round of the rap battle, he made fun Osna's penis size but he said at least his egos big and he can always slip a girl a roo-fee. Osna admit that he's a Grind Time fan. He called Dirtbag Dan deusch bag dan. Osna mentioned Thesaurus and tried to mimic his flow trying to say that he is racist. Osna brought up an interesting incite on who would win in a 1 on 1 battle between Dirtbag Dan and Thesaurus. Osna said that Dirtbag Dan dreams of becoming a pedophile school teacher.

In the third round of the one on on battle Dirtbag Dan explained to everyone that he's Mexican and said Osna put the H. I. in H.I.V. He tried to tell his Hawaii opponent that he's not a hustler or playa and compared the rapper named Osna to Lil John. Osna spit his verse and said he hoped Dirtbag Dan got compensated for his next annihilation and said he had the the main land floating on top but he was gonna lose to a unknown rapper from the tropics. Osna tried to call Dirtbag Dan a cave man. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this freestyle competition Osna said he would attack the so called trailer park trash known as Osna and said that said he would out class him. Osna called Dirtbag Dan trailer park trash. Osna tried to say that Dirtbag Dan had crooked teeth from a surfing in hawaii and hitting a rock. His opponent otherwise know as Dirtbag Dan countered with funny raps as usual. He tried to call Osna's beard a weak and bragging about how large his beard is. He said if Osna could grow a beard he would look like a cat fish. His last punchline was about when his gun combine forces it's like a ton of flying Horses. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jieg-vylEBM&playnext_from=TL&videos=SVXAh8eLhUY

DON'T FLOP - Adam The Rapper/Innuendo Vs Mista Switch/Unanymous

Mista Switch and Unanymous started this first round of the raps battle. Unanymous started the cypher calling Innuendo a bad co host. Mista Switch made a comment about Innuendo wearing a sky blue t shirt he was confused about why he was wearing one. Unanymous said Adam The Rapper looks like Jack Osbourne before chemotherapy and said that Innuendo looks like Jack Osbourne after chemotherapy. Innuendo started spitting his verse talking about how he's a ghost writer for other rappers and says he wishes that he wrote Mista Switch and Unanymous's rhymes. Adam The Rapper said he battle raps just for joy and he would rearrange both of his opponents faces but what's the point. Innuendo said that Unanymous needs to learn to speak properly. Adam The Rapper said he would punch in Unanymous's eye and box in his lips but he would probably mess around get stuck at the wrist I didn't get it. I would say that Adam The Rapper and Innuendo won this rap cypher by a very little bit.

In the second round of this promo rap tournament Mista Switch started out saying thank god Adam The Rapper is here to save you. Unanymous tried to make an insult about Innuendo but instead it seemed more like he was complimenting him. Mista Switch called himself the best rapper in there literally. Unanymous called him and Mista Switch the chosen pair. Innuendo started the second half of this freestyle battle. Adam The Rapper made a dis respectful comment about people from Berlin having the most stupidest accent in the country and the crowd started booing. Innuendo said Liver city mates DON'T FLOP and asked one of his two rap opponents if he's wearing a blanket. Mista Switch and Unanymous won this round of the hip hop rap battle.

Unanymous started off by saying you can usually see Innuendo with Oshea mumbling and stumbeling drunk. In the third round of Mista Switch said I'll slice you and dice you to seven bits. Unanymous called Innuendo the ugliest cunt. In the third round of this cypher it truly did turn into a heated battle. Innuendo spit his rap verse and got in Unanymous's face when he was rapping. You can tell he was mad about something he said,"my fuckin mates dad died in the Auschwitz disaster". Adam The Rapper was also good at spitting freestyle raps during this round of the rap battle. Adam The Rapper said Unanymous is fat like he eats load of food and Mista Switch looks like a heroin addict. This round of the rap clash was a tie. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ecV3_kUok&playnext_from=TL&videos=kDgFVs-ZFdQ&feature=sub

WeGoHardTv Rap Battle - Inkk Vs JBliz

JBliz started this rap battle and seemed to be spitting a freestyle rap. The first thing he said was he came to rhyme against a small guy. He said Inkk wasn't worthy and he would make him crumble and send him home crying. The rapper known as JBliz said he was a Teflon Don with his Teflon on as well as spitting about his hater blockers. He said he would pop Inkk's head off for his last punchline his verse was smooth and consistent and didn't slip up. Inkk went in right after and spit his verse. He had a strong delivery but his rhymes were starting not to make sense. The first thing he said that stood out to me was when he said he would throw his rap opponent off the roof His main objective of his freestyle rap lyrics was basically just trying to talk how he would rob JBliz. Inkk also said he would throw him off the roof. The winner of this first round of the rap cypher in my opinion was JBliz.

JBliz started off with somewhat of a syllabic rhyme style and he was still spitting off the top. He called Inkk a dummy cat nigga and he spit about knowing Inkk's boss. He also spit about the bud he smokes. JBliz said he knows his boss so he ain't gonna shoot him. He said he just gonna send a him a chick to screw. Inkk had garbage rap bars most of his rap battle lines didn't even rhyme. My favorite punchline he said was now you can't think with your brain because your out sides inside. He had many references to calling JBliz a homo-sexual. His repeated his last rhymes twice when he was referring to shooting away at JBliz insides till they look like spaghetti.

In the third and final round of this one on one battle JBliz continued to rhyme with consistency. His freestyle rap lyrics were rhyming and at least they made sense. He treated his freestyle challenger like he was invisible. JBliz said that Inkk had no flow and this wasn't even a real cypher to him. Inkk continued to spit nothing good in the freestyle but I give it up to him for sticking his chest out and rapping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaHKxO5LDjw