Showing posts with label freestyle session. Show all posts
Showing posts with label freestyle session. Show all posts

Saturday, December 25, 2010

No Coast Battles: Nfact/XQZ vs Sonny Bamboo/Unorthodox Phrases

Unorthodox Phrases started the freestyle battle first and told his opposition that he lost already. Sonny Bamboo went in and accused his adversary of holding the microphone like an ice cream cone and called him a fagot. Nfact went into rhyme and claimed that his beard was perfectly shaved. XQZ then went into spit and was kind of stuttering in my opinion. Nfact then threatened to kick Sonny Bamboo in his dick. This round was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of lyrical battle Unorthodox Phrases went in claiming that he would kill his opposition's. He then said XQZ's last metaphor was gay and he had a quotable punchline as well. Sonny Bamboo smoothly ended his bars for his team smootrhly. Nfact then anxiously went into spit and told Unorthodox Phrases that he was the weakest in the whole game and had a quotable punchline as well. He brought up his adversary's battle against Cadilac Ron as well. His partner didn't really say much. Unorthodox Phrases and Sonny Bamboo won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS7wCbEtcjI



Thursday, December 23, 2010

No Coast Battles: 2 on 2 Tournament Round 2 (part 1)

XQZ started the MC battle first and claimed that Missouri was where the Tigers were at. NFact then seemed to be implying Speedy Calhoun won zero battles and lost three and also accused his adversary of having a bone disease. They had a straight verse. Speedy Calhoun then went into spit and Sho' Biz accused Nfact of looking uncomfortable. XQZ won This round in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle NFact went into spit and seemed to be implying that freestyle didn't get his opponent any where in the league. XQZ then told Speedy Calhoun to give him ten bucks and then let NFact rhyme some more. Sho' Biz then went into rhyme and compared XQZ to the Las Vegas Strip. He also claimed NFact had a nameless sweater. Speedy Calhoun then went into spit and claimed that he wanted to know what XQZ was smoking when he thought of his rhymes. He ended his bars making fun of XQZ's shoes some more. NFact and XQZ won this round of the exhibition.

Paperwerks/Double/Deuce vs Mr. Xtra/Megadef

Mr. Xtra started the first round of this Hip Hop battle and brought up his battle with Double/Deuce. Megadef then went in and compared his opponent to an early nineties track and claimed that he seen him shopping at Mister Thrifty. Paperwerks then went into spit and claimed Mr. Xtra had problems when he speaks. Double/Deuce went into spit and claimed to have a sick flow. He compared his flow to Titanium. This round was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Mr. Xtra went into rhyme and called Paperwerks Samuel Jackson then Double/Deuce. Mr. Xtra then told Double/Deuce that he wasn't a gangster and Mr. Xtra made fun of Paperwerks style. Double/Deuce then went into rhyme and implied that he killed Mr. Xtra with written's but after this match he wouldn't survive. Paperwerks then went into spit and claimed his challenger had an ugly bitch. Him and his partner finished his verse going back and fourth and were pretty tight. Paperwerks and Double/Deuce won this work of the competition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcautgquGwI



Thursday, December 9, 2010

Freestyle Rap Battle: Yung Gicasso vs Quez & Judgement Day Promo

Yung Gicasso started the freestyle battle claiming that Quez was gonna see a day shift and claimed that he was tired of battling no names. He then accused his adversary of being a non ultimate rap league get smacked ass nigga and also brought up his own last match against Franchise. He ended his verse clowning Donnie Menace. Quez then went into rhyme and accused Yung Gicasso of wearing the same size jeans as his little sister and told his opposition that he wasn't messing with him when it came to the rap scene. He then claimed he would shoot his adversary in the face and leave him out of his dome. He started making fun of his challengers acme and ended his bars calling him a fagot. Yung Gicasso won this round of the freestyle battle.

In the second round of this match Yung Gicasso went into spit and claimed that he reps blood gang. He then warned Quez to sit his ass down before he mad change. He claimed that he didn't like his opposition and seemed to be describing his own swagger and guns. He then ended his bars claiming that the match up was a heat game. Quez then went into rhyme and claimed that he would get mad about all the stuff Yung Gicasso was talking about. He claimed that his challenger loses and whines and loses. He said if this was a game it would be don't wake daddy. Yung Gicasso won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle battle Yung Gicasso went into spit off the top and claimed Quez was E ness. He claimed that he didn't like his adversary and ended claiming that he be having sex with Marge Simpson. Quez then went into rhyme and claimed that he wished the two of them were remotely alike. He also said that his opponent thought he was tough and accused him of being the type to get shot by a reflected bullet. In my opinion this round of the exhibition was a tie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRMd-mXSW8



Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Rap Battle: Truth vs Young Tae

Truth started the nc clash first asking Young Tae how he was gonna try to rap against him rocking a perm. He then seemed to be calling his adversary's lips nasty and finished off telling him to tell his home boys to get off of his penis. Young Tae then went into rhyme and compared Truth to an apology. He spit about walking up in the club with hoes on the side of him. Young Tae won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the mc cypher Truth went into rhyme against Young Tae and seemed to be calling himself a grade a hustler and said he would make him worry when he picks the microphone up. Young Tae then went into spit against Truth and claimed to be the hottest thing in Atlanta since Metro phones and claimed to be too deep. This round of match was a tie in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akOZtAnWdOU



Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I.P Vs Jizzy

I.P started the freestyle battle comparing himself to sinking sand and told Jizzy that he would feel sorrow today and suggested that he get some drinking plans. He even mentioned Dirtbag Dan and he claimed that his own bars were superior. He started messing up in the middle of his verse. Jizzy then went into rhyme and claimed to go longer, stronger, faster and harder than I.P. He said that he would slap his adversary's blue waffle and claimed that his girl thinks about him when she masturbates. He claimed to be fire on the microphone and seemed to be implying that his girlfriend feeds him strawberries and cream. Jizzy won this round in my opinion based on consistency.

In the second round of the freestyle clash I.P anxiously went into rhyme and said that he knew it was Jizzy's debut. He tried to make fun of his opponent s coat but seemed to have messed up and Innuendo called time on him. Jizzy then went into spit and called I.P a skinny mother fucker. He claimed to be confident and cocky on the microphone. He then showed a stage prop. In my opinion Jizzy won this round of the freestyle clash.

In the third round of the freestyle cypher I.P went into spit off the top against Jizzy and compared himself to an ingrown toe. He then started messing up so Innuendo called time on him again. Jizzy then went into flow and told everyone to stop, look, and listen. He then called I.P an angry victim and said his own bars probably hit like a ton of bricks. He claimed that his challengers mother sucks on his left testicle. Jizzy won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV_BRqF2iW0



Tuesday, November 2, 2010

REAL TALK BATTLES present: Mandle vs Danoz

Danoz started the rhyme battle asking what Mandle was and claimed to speak his mind. He claimed to be on the road to riches through business and claimed that nobody knew who his opposition is. He claimed that if his adversary went missing nobody would miss him and told him to stay out of the sun. Mandle went into spit and claimed and said that Danozt wants to make a living off of rhyming and made height jokes. He also accused his challenger's girl of wearing the pants in the family. Mandle won this round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Danoz went into rhyme asking what he did to deserve going against Mandle. He accused his opposition of naming his song that he composed after a disease that doesn't exist in Tailand and ended by trying to make an agreement that they wouldn't speak if they seen each other on the street. He claimed that he came to the cypher with a taste for war and claimed that he raped his girl. He called his girl friend a fat whore and accused him of scratching and sniffing a mans ass. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Danoz went into rhyme and compared Mandle to a retard. He accused his opposition of not seeing his penis in a couple of years and claimed that looked like a mini me. Mandle went into spit against Danoz and seemed to be mocking him. He claimed that there was a theme song to his challengers life and started singing a supposed theme song to his life. He tried to call his adversary an old man. Mandle won this round of the rap cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAjqBWZFhJ4



Saturday, October 23, 2010

WegohardTv Rap Battle - ( Twin Vs L3 )

Twin statrted the freestyle battle first and personally I thought he used the word Jagged Edge one too many times. He said that he would put L3 in the hood of the car and claimed that when he starts the engine he would burn to death. He claimed to have shook his swagger. L3 started this cypher first and claimed to be real fire. He compared Twin to going raw on a dirty girl and accused his rival of sounding like a retard when he rhymes. His flow more sloppy. He claimed that his rival would need military weapons to defeat him. Twin won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Twin went into rhyme and claimed that if L3 got too close he would warn him. He claimed to be from The ville and claimed to play while his adversary just sits on the benches. He even subliminally brought up the song Ring The Alarm by Beyonce. L3 went into rap and claimed that his adversary was no competition and tried to imply that somebody should tell Twin to stop it because he was gonna be damaged. He also made fun of his adversary's jeans. This rapper was clearly freestyle flowing. Twin won this round of the cypher in my opinion for sure.

In the third round of the rap clash Twin went into rhyme and asked L3 who he would send if he crushed him in the cypher. He compared his guns to a bitch and claimed that his adversary doesn't get women. He ended by implying that somebody help his adversary's team. L3 went into freestyle and claimed that he was accused of burning through sun block and seemed to be accusing him of using crack rocks. He claimed to be stove hot and started messing up. He called his rival a little nigga and claimed to have strong drugs. Twin won this round of the rap clash in my opinion as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxc_ql3ZlIc



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Monday, October 11, 2010

KOTD - PR2B8 R2 - Myselph vs Q

Q started the freestyle cypher first and called Myselph Lisa Lesley and a cracked out version of Wayne Gretzky. His lyrical skills during this round were tight but his punchlines weren't hard enough. The emcee known as Myselph then went into freestyle and seemed to be pressing the off button on Q. I think he was a tad bit lesser in this round and his flow was a kind of shaky. This round of the rhyme battle was deffinately won by Q.

In the second round of the freestyle match Q went in and seemed to be claiming that he didn't want to touch Myselph with fear of catching an std. He compared his adversary's shoes to his girls pussy after he sticks his whole hand in it. He claimed not to be conceited and said that he would die when he clashes with him. Myselph then went into the the cypher and claimed that there was no way of beating him. He then made fun of Q's shoes and tried to imply that he gets dressed blind folded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dicBrGyNQ



Saturday, September 25, 2010

Rap Battle TV: Smash'ems/Freebase vs. Dextah Dunx/The Poet Trees

Smash'ems anxiously started this freestyle battle first and seemed to have messed up in his verse. When jumped back in he tried to imply that his adversary's were fagots and Freebase mad gay jokes as well. Smash'ems then went in to say that everybody knew that Dextah Dunx was a queer. Dextah Dunx then went into the cypher cursing at his two challengers then The Poet Trees went in and said that Freebase had never seen a pussy. Dextah Dunx accused Freebase of becoming a contortionist so he could lick his own penis and The Poet Trees cursed at Kat. He ended his verse admitting to be fat. Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees won this round of the freestyle battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle match Freebase went in and she light on the fact that his partner had a broken arm. He claimed that his opposition was the reason that fourteen year old girls carry mace. Smash'ems tried to say his opponents weren't entertaining. Dextah Dunx accused Freebase of eating lubed anus and accused them of being fagots again. The Poet Trees seemed to think Smash'ems looks like a life sized elf. Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of Freebase claimed Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees stepped up there relationship. Smash'ems claimed to have t shirts older than his opponents. Smash'ems claimed that he should take The Poet Trees writing pen and stab Dextah Dunx in the throat. The Poet Trees got on his challenger vagina hair and called Smash'ems an ass hole for swearing in front of little kids. Dextah Dunx was going sick and sometimes wasn't saying anything good but he was funny. Smash'ems and Freebase won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VyDhtiaZTk



PutUpOrShutUp Presents: The Wrist vs. Mondo

The Wrist started this freestyle battle first apologizing that he had to use Mondo as a door mat. He even was talking about how hip hop was like when he was growing up and claimed that emcees be biting off of Thesaurus. He claimed that he didn't even feel like he was rhyming. He told his adversary to crawl back into the club that he came through. I was impressed by his good display of lyricism even though he was free-styling. Mondo then went into spit and claimed that The Wrist was confused and compared him to a guy that looks like a guy that doesn't know how to divide. He messed up then said that his adversary is like a bad buzzard flying high. He reminded the crowd that he was spitting off the top and called him a four eyes. He said that his challengers sneakers look like slippers. The Wrist won this round of the freestyle match up in my opinion.

In round two The Wrist claimed that rhyming against him was something that you really need to think through. He seemed to have made an educated guess that Mondo didn't know what he was getting into and accused him of being jinxed. He then started to get real lyrical and promoted his own album. He referred to his adversary's music as junk and compared it to pigs flying and tried to say that his flow was old. Mondo then went into rhyme and claimed that he really had to clown The Wrist. He had a lot mess ups. He made fun of his opponent's eye brows and pants. The Wrist won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle The Wrist called Mondo worse than a no name. He then got lyrical and syllabic again. He claimed that he rather die then to hear his opposition spit another verse. Mondo then went into spit against The Wrist and was a bit better during this round of the cypher. Towards the end he kept on saying I don't know which really ruined it.The Wrist won this round of the lyrical battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6IIvy5Q7E




Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Chronicle Vs Eddy Pops

Chronicle anxiously started against Eddy Pops the mc cypher first insulting the American flag and claimed to be rhyming a tight verse. Eddy Pops then went into spit and said he would beat Chronicle up like Austin Powers. He seemed to be nonchalant and literally saying anything I think if he was reading this he would surely agree. He compared his challengers head to a hamster. This round of the MC clash was a tie in my opinion.

Chronicle then went into spit his verse and accused Eddy Pops of trying to copy the Slim Shady Album. He even got on his oppositions mother. Eddy Pops them went in and claimed to be hardcore. He asked if his adversary was all that Manchester had to offer. This Mc had a super sarcastic flow. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the MC cypher Chronicle anxiously went in to claim that he was killing Eddy Pops properly and accused him of losing a battle with aids. He claimed that his adversary went to Iraq and murdered his family. Eddy Pops then went in to rhyme with his off beat flow sounding like a drunk sarcastic ass hole. He claimed that he smokes grass. Chronicle won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion

In the fourth and last round Eddy Pops went in against Chronicle claimed to be going out of his mind. he seemed to be in dis belief that the emcee clash went to overtime. Chronicle then went in and wished evil things on Eddy Pops sister. he brought up the fact that his rival wasn't spitting any punchlines. Chronicle won this round of the cypher in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwZQLJpzHE




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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Boka vs LEgacy

Boka started the rap clash first and I could already tell this performance would be spectacular. He seemed to be trying to describe the way his city was and asked how LEgacy basically gave himself such a strong ass name. He claimed that he was shooting nut through asses and compared himself to a spoon that holds drugs in it.He basically tried to claim that he could take on his opponent and friends. This rapper was thorough he even broke his name down. LEgacy went into this cypher accusing his Boka's girl of swallowing semen. He brought up the fact that he is from Baltimore and tried to accuse him of not getting pussy. He told his adversary to pawn his shoes and claimed they were only worth 8 dollars. Boka clearly won this round of the rap clash.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Boka had a hilarious start and told LEgacy to rethink. He had a thorough punchline about eminems that I'm putting on my slick punchlines page and he told his adversary that it was over for him. He claimed that this was all for fun and told him to carry a gun when he walks through his neighbor hood. He even told a story about his upbringing and started free-styling towards the end. LEgacy went into this round of the rhyme cypher comparing his hood to a bald spot and tried to say Boka's girls height and accused her of having sex with dirty guys. He called his rival a synonym. Boka won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash Boka went in claiming to have screwed LEgacy baby mother. He claimed to be his oppositions father with a lyrical verse and called him softer than Michael Vick. His performance was thorough damn he brought that young boy to school. He accused his adversary's girl of eating his balls. LEgacy went into rap cypher claiming that he was tired of phony ass nigga's. He called his rival too frail. The end of his bars were mean. This round of the rapping battle was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdl_0nu_HQU&feature=sub




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Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents B Pounds vs Monster Hosted By Calicoe

B Pounds started the rap cypher first claiming that this was child's play and tried to claim that he would chop off Monster's body parts. He claimed that he could be found on Elm through Edison an that he took blocks. He claimed to have never heard of his adversary and claimed that he wasn't a boss. He said that his adversary wasn't a real nigga and he's a bitch. Monster then went into rhyme and asked why they arranged for him to battle B Pounds. He claimed that he was gonna give him a lyrical beat down and accused him of being scared of heights. He seemed to start implying that he would start spitting game his adversary's hoe but not before messing up. He kept on making comments that let you know they were battling in his hood and he didn't seem very focused while spitting. B Pounds won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the rap clash B Pounds started off the rhyme battle claiming that he could tell everyone about rocking and rolling. He seemed to be messing around with Monster's woman and started to go in but I guess he for got his rhymes and choked. B Pounds anxiously jumped into the rap clash calling his adversary a bitch nigga and said that he didn't know why they set up the cypher. He claimed that he would spit on his and and slap his opposition. He called his challenger a hoe and asked his adversary what the guy stood for. He said some homo ass comment about rubbing Vaseline on his dick and shoving it in his ass and the crowd got louder and acted almost as if the heard enough. He ended his verse calling his rival a snitch In my opinion Monster won this round of the rap clash.

In the third round of the cypher B Pounds went into it rhyming fast against Monster and said he r.i.p. to one of his home boys. He called him self hood fella and said that he rides for his nigga's. He claimed to come from the North of Pontiac Michigan. He compared himself to a green Jaguar and he seemed to be freestyle rapping because he was saying anything. Monster went in the cypher and said B Pounds is a snitch. He said that he would get in his oppositions ass. He said that he would do an the MC Hammer dance on his rival. He said that his adversary's girl swallows his biscuits. Monster won this round of the rap clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERM18BZSOA4



Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Evil Poets Society Presents: Tactmatic Vs Sunny Black

Sunny Black started the cypher with a freestyle verse asking Tactmatic if he was suppose to battle him. He was just describing his freestyle flow but I think he should've had a written verse. He claimed to bust shots like semi automatics and was really going off subject with his rhymes. He mentioned the fact that his raps were spontaneous. In my opinion he was just saying anything. Tactmatic then went into rap next and asked Sunny Black why he was so serious. He also asked his opposition why he's wearing a camouflage hat in the middle of the city and implied that his opponent came for the free food. He claimed that his adversary was a lier and making things up.

Sunny Black then went in against Tactmatic to rap and said claimed that he was starting off at the start and said that he brings the flow. He claimed to be the hardcore and straight raw. He claimed to bring the weapon and claimed that he had the knife to stab his opposition. I lost him after a good amount of bars because he had started saying anything. Tactmatic then went into spit against Sunny Black and said something about style free and freestyle rapping with style. He claimed to have lyrics that make him gifted and told his challenger to pull his hat down over his head. Tactmatic won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle clash Sunny Black went into spit and said Tactmatic can't come as hot as him. He said he was ripping his opposition like a tissue and said couldn't get beat down because he is cold blooded. He compared himself to terminator. Tactmatic then went into spit and claimed to be flexing his thumb and talked about how his opponent was rhyming was no rhythm and was basically saying nothing as well. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z4vNHEt2b8




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Monday, September 6, 2010

Oshea Vs Evileyz

Oshea started the freestyle battle off. It' was kind of like he had a drunk lip because I couldn't really make out what he was saying. I heard him say something about snatching do-rags off of Evileyz and said that Innuendo is a nice guy. Evileyz then went into spit and said he was sure they battle'd some where before. He claimed that he was on stage while Oshea was late and compared his opposition to pork swine then seemed to be talking junk about his penis at the end. Evileyz won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle competition Oshea went it to freestyle talking about punching Evileyz in the big nose. He said that his rival was no comparison and claimed that he needed some more aspirin. He claimed that he would hurt his adversary's head up. Oshea started making up phrases after a while and was saying anything. Evileyz then started to say his verse and said called Oshea horrible. He claimed to love the city. This round of the MC battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Oshea went in claiming to have beat Evileyz before and he even made fat head jokes on him. He said that his adversary. He even made fun of his rival's T shirt. Evileyz went in to rhyme and said shout out if you think that his is the best. He said that there was no way Oshea would beat him and claimed he would fight him on the microphone. Evileyz won this round of the freestyle match in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the mc cypher Evileyz went in to rhyme in this round and seemed to be calling Oshea a fat boy with his jokes. He admitted to choking and said something about Ninja turtles. Oshea went in against Evileyz rapping something about how the crowd would go crazy when he mentions Liver pool and seemed to have called Innuendo a prick. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKjGl-5UE-8



Eddy Pops Vs Disciple

Disciple went up to spit first and accused Eddy Pops of tasting cocks. He tried to call his opposition insecure and claimed that he himself had flows for days He called himself a clone and called the battle humiliation. Eddy Pops told Disciple that he didn't hear the crowd yell once. He brought up the fact that he is American but his flow sucked he sounded sarcastic as hell. Disciple won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the match Disciple went in to rhyme and cursed at Eddy Pops. He said that he would smack his opposition back to the USA and California. Eddy Pops told Disciple that he should go back to where he came from and tell his friends that he ain't coming back again. Disciple won this round of the mc cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle clash Disciple went in to rhyme and called Eddy Pops a fagot that bores him. He said he would put his opposition in his place and said that he was real with the flow. Eddy Pops went in to call Disciple a piece of shit who doesn't even have 2 feet to stand on. He said something about being from liver pool as well. He did a little bit better this round but still I would say that Eddy Pops won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLbqqftUIE



Saturday, September 4, 2010

The Draft Presents Billings Vs UnoLavoe

Billings started the battle off and seemed to be freestyle spitting and said his girl was wearing the same type of necklace UnoLavoe was wearing. He brought up a few times that his lines were not rehearsed and i believe him, his rhymes didn't have much structure to them. He said he would slam him like Onyx and he got lyrical and claimed to spit knowledge. UnoLavoe then went in to spit improvised and seemed to be trying to correct Billings on the way he pronounces words. He claimed to want change and accused him of dick riding said said his opposition is a slum dog. UnoLavoe won this round of the freestyle clash without a doubt.

In the second round of the freestyle cypher Billings went into rhyme and asked for Ness Lee then said it was crunch time. His delivery seemed to be a tad bit harder as he acclaimed that UnoLavoe tries to be hard but fails. He told his opposition to pop some blue diamonds and threatened to kill his brother. He claimed to get money and said that he doesn't feel what his adversary was spitting. he asked him how his opposition was a gangster. UnoLavoe then went in against Billings and said listen I ain't new to this. He threatened to turn his guts into Tuna fish. He made homo jokes about his opposition and said that he moves about a pound a day. He then told everybody that his verse wasn't improvised but i already knew what the deal was because it sounded rehearsed. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Billings went into spit and told everyone to listen and claimed to have 20 inch rims on his taxi. He said that UnoLavoe rivals girlfriend calls him daddy and called his opposition mad that he's on his Indian flute. He called his adversary a Guess commercial actor. UnoLavoe went in and said he'd crack Billings back and cursed at him and his oppositions crew. He claimed that everybody despites his adversary and nobody likes him. He compared him to Mike Tyson at a fight and said that he tries to bite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-G5iw-ct-M




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Friday, September 3, 2010

WeGoHardTv - Rap Battle ( JBliz Vs Gunz )

JBliz started the cypher off saying he doesn't need a gun and claimed that he would fight Gunz by himself and beat him with the camera man. He claimed not to be a game and have perfect aim. He claimed that playing with him is no luck and called his adversary's a bunch of hooligans and dopes. He claimed that he seen a video with his opponent sipping liquor and said he's not fire. He said that he's not in a gang and threatened his rival's crew. He had a real hard delivery. Gunz then went into rhyme and said that he was all about his money. He told JBliz that when he had better be a good ducker when he shoots. he claimed to stretch weight like rubber and said to check his status. He called his challenger a fag and said that his trey pound would leave him with more goals than golf. He accused his adversary of not even owning his chains. JBliz won this round of the freestyle battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle JBliz went in and said that he was a banger and said that he got hands that snuff Gunz. He implied that all the jewels he got could get taken and reminded him that he is in Brooklyn. He said that his rival was wearing a skirt and said that him and his boys were really mean. He seemed t be trying to imply that his opponent live at the perfect spot for him to get him at. Gunz went into spit and said that when he steps in to a store he just lets his money chose and said that he was rude. He claims to be vicious and said that he's no bartender but claimed to be giving out shots. He said that JBliz can't bust rhymes. He told him to call him if he needs work. He ended his verse claiming to be a boss. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle JBliz went in claiming to be real danger and asked Gunz why try him. He said that his adversary is a bitch and said that he hopes he could duck when he starts swinging. He said he would run through his rivals crew by himself and said he is coming through with heat. He claimed that he runs Brooklyn. Gunzwent into rhyme claiming that there is only two things popping on his block and claimed JBliz is a runner now and always will be. I thought his verse was straight. In my opinion JBliz won this round of the cypher.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t58svOYMQmc



Thursday, September 2, 2010

KOTD - PR2B8 R1 - Myselph vs Oz

Oz went in to the MC battle claiming that he gets high for days and said that he was so high he'd probably fall off the stage. He started making funny metaphors about Myselph. He made fun of his rival's skin tone as well. Myselph then went into rap and asked Oz if he was a battle rapper. He accused his opposition of having a huge vagina. He said that he would leave his adversary's crew in a box. I'd have to give this round of the MC battle to Oz because i could barely make out what he was saying but it seemed like he didn't really have a point to make he was funny though.

In the second round of the MC cypher Oz called Myselph a pot head and said that his option was to kick his ass off the stage. Myselph went into the freestyle dissing Oz's shoes and told him that he didn't dis him yet. Myselph won this round of the freestyle tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7YTE43CM9c




Tuesday, August 31, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Chronicle/Psychosis Holochaust Vs The Calcium Kid/Bomberman

Chronicle started his verse in this freestyle battle cursing at Bomberman and called his hair cut bland and tried to call him ugly as a result of incest. Psychosis Holochaust then said something about shagging The Calcium Kid's mother and seemed to have compared him to a character from Family Guy. Bomberman was first up to defend his team and said he was battling because he was asked to do so. The Calcium Kid went in and made fat jokes about her. The Calcium Kid said that he would have sex with Chronicle sister while his mother commentates and accused her of having camel on her face. This round of the freestyle was won by both rappers in my opinion.

In the second round of this rap clash Chronicle said The Calcium Kid would get kicked in the ribs and said that he wasn't sick. He then proceeded to call his opponent skinny and made fun of his sister. Psychosis Holochaust then said joined in and accused him of having a little penis and accused Bomberman of having an apple head. Chronicle then said that him and his partner were the sickest in the channel. Bomberman then went to spit first for his team making fun Chronicle's penis. The Calcium Kid then jumped in and threatened t kick his adversary in the crotch and wished small pox on them. Bomberman then wen back in and insulted Chronicles nose. The Calcium Kid to;d his opponents to stop acting like they aren't upper class Chronicle and Psychosis Holochaust won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of this rap cypher Psychosis Holochaust anxiously went in to the tournament and called The Calcium Kid names. Chronicle said his opponent can make people sick with there face people and seemed to be accusing Bomberman of putting his thing inside of a dog. Psychosis Holochaust was ready to go in but got stopped before he could. The Calcium Kid then went in for his team asking Chronicle asking him questions. Bomberman claimed that his opposition is wearing red because it matches his period. He claimed that it was his twenty fourth birthday and The Calcium Kid went in but seemed to be starting to mess up so Bomberman came to his rescue. He said that he wasn't surprised about her mother dressing in black. Chronicle and Psychosis Holochaust most definitely won this round of the freestyle tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIU3WKoIeXA




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