DON'T FLOP - Chronicle Vs Redzer *Grudge Match*

Redzer started the lyrical battle and didn't hesitate to call Chronicle Danny Glover's angry brother. He then accused his opposition of looking like a horse and accused him of having a head with it's own force field. He claimed that the battle wasn't about country against country and tried to imply that his adversary of spitting irrelevant multi's. Chronicle went into spit and restated what Redzer said about his head being enormous. He then claimed that his challengers over react to whack punchlines and love rhyme asylum. He claimed that his adversary said he was gonna knock Salar out. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Redzer went into rhyme and claimed that he wouldn't get in Chronicle's face. He then claimed that his adversary was splitting his mother womb at birth. He then claimed that his adversary looked at him and thought potato's Irish Jews and camp fires. He ended his verse making fun of his opponent's transportation vehicle. Chronicle then went into rhyme and imped that he knew Redzer's life story just by looking at the dots on his fore head. He then said his adversary's mother died of cancer and claimed to be glad. He accused his challengers mother of opening her legs on the front of Cruger's rape tape. He then compared his opponent's lyrical structure to his genetics. He ended his bars claiming that he sodomizes his grand daughter. Redzer won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

Redzer then went into spit and claimed Chronicle wouldn't make a penny using his face as a mascot. He then said that his opponent had a long face and claimed that his biggest fear was the Apocalypse and made more horse face jokes. He said his adversary had the face of a moose and called him a cross breed. Chronicle then went in claiming that he had a lot to express to rhyme and called Redzer a racist. He compared his opponent to George Bush and called his opposition a red neck. He then claimed that Eurgh's dad seen one of his challengers matches and dis aproved. Redzer won this round of the lyrical cypher in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BroRBVFlQj0

Chronicle Vs Eddy Pops

Chronicle anxiously started against Eddy Pops the mc cypher first insulting the American flag and claimed to be rhyming a tight verse. Eddy Pops then went into spit and said he would beat Chronicle up like Austin Powers. He seemed to be nonchalant and literally saying anything I think if he was reading this he would surely agree. He compared his challengers head to a hamster. This round of the MC clash was a tie in my opinion.

Chronicle then went into spit his verse and accused Eddy Pops of trying to copy the Slim Shady Album. He even got on his oppositions mother. Eddy Pops them went in and claimed to be hardcore. He asked if his adversary was all that Manchester had to offer. This Mc had a super sarcastic flow. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the MC cypher Chronicle anxiously went in to claim that he was killing Eddy Pops properly and accused him of losing a battle with aids. He claimed that his adversary went to Iraq and murdered his family. Eddy Pops then went in to rhyme with his off beat flow sounding like a drunk sarcastic ass hole. He claimed that he smokes grass. Chronicle won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion

In the fourth and last round Eddy Pops went in against Chronicle claimed to be going out of his mind. he seemed to be in dis belief that the emcee clash went to overtime. Chronicle then went in and wished evil things on Eddy Pops sister. he brought up the fact that his rival wasn't spitting any punchlines. Chronicle won this round of the cypher in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwZQLJpzHE

Oshea Vs Chronicle

Chronicle started the freestyle battle first and said claimed that his head was buzzing and compared Oshea a fictional character from the Adams Family. He claimed that he was gonna beat his opposition. The emcee known as Oshea then went in to rhyme and called Chronicle a fagot and claimed to have more Youtube views. He brought up the fact that he beat his challenger before and he started messing up. Chronicle won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme duel Chronicle went into spit and told Innuendo that he might as well just give him the cash now. He claimed that he came here to rip the track and claimed to be killing Oshea and spitting sick. He said he would screw his adversary's girl and started messing up towards the end of his verse. The emcee otherwise known as Oshea went into rhyme and said he never leaves evidence. He started messing up bad. Chronicle won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the MC clash Chronicle went into rhyme and immediately had fat jokes on Oshea. He compared his opponent to a naughty dog and he claimed to spit the knowledge. This MC claimed that he would Smack the Police and compared him to the monster from The Goonies. Oshea then went into spit and was saying anything but wasn't really taking any jabs at opponent. He then at the end gave up. Chronicle won this round of the freestyle duel in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GnmlDoq2n8

Chronicle Vs McCall

Chronicle started the MC battle calling McCall's penis small and claimed that his skin was so dirty that it made him look blacker. He called himself a deep rapper and said he would punch his rival in the chin. McCall seemed to have called Chronicle shit and said that if he wanted to test him he'd split his wig. His performance wasn't as entertaining. Chronicle won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the MC battle Chronicle seemed to be calling McCall shit and was calling his lips dry. He called his rivals flow shitty and kept on walking around really fast and anxious. McCall was talking junk about his oppositions shoes and claimed that his flows were heavy. He was saying anything. Both rappers were inconsistent but Chronicle won this round of the freestyle battle in my opinion because he was the most consistent of all.

In the third round of the Mc battle Chronicle said that McCall can't test him and told him to stop licking his lips. He called himself the best MC and claimed that he would shatter his spine and called him whack with the beats. McCall went in and tried to up the anti a bit. He claimed that Chronicle didn't really wanna battle him. He was really saying any thing Chronicle won this round of the Mc clash inmy opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg2mmxkPsVk

DON'T FLOP - Chronicle/Psychosis Holochaust Vs The Calcium Kid/Bomberman

Chronicle started his verse in this freestyle battle cursing at Bomberman and called his hair cut bland and tried to call him ugly as a result of incest. Psychosis Holochaust then said something about shagging The Calcium Kid's mother and seemed to have compared him to a character from Family Guy. Bomberman was first up to defend his team and said he was battling because he was asked to do so. The Calcium Kid went in and made fat jokes about her. The Calcium Kid said that he would have sex with Chronicle sister while his mother commentates and accused her of having camel on her face. This round of the freestyle was won by both rappers in my opinion.

In the second round of this rap clash Chronicle said The Calcium Kid would get kicked in the ribs and said that he wasn't sick. He then proceeded to call his opponent skinny and made fun of his sister. Psychosis Holochaust then said joined in and accused him of having a little penis and accused Bomberman of having an apple head. Chronicle then said that him and his partner were the sickest in the channel. Bomberman then went to spit first for his team making fun Chronicle's penis. The Calcium Kid then jumped in and threatened t kick his adversary in the crotch and wished small pox on them. Bomberman then wen back in and insulted Chronicles nose. The Calcium Kid to;d his opponents to stop acting like they aren't upper class Chronicle and Psychosis Holochaust won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of this rap cypher Psychosis Holochaust anxiously went in to the tournament and called The Calcium Kid names. Chronicle said his opponent can make people sick with there face people and seemed to be accusing Bomberman of putting his thing inside of a dog. Psychosis Holochaust was ready to go in but got stopped before he could. The Calcium Kid then went in for his team asking Chronicle asking him questions. Bomberman claimed that his opposition is wearing red because it matches his period. He claimed that it was his twenty fourth birthday and The Calcium Kid went in but seemed to be starting to mess up so Bomberman came to his rescue. He said that he wasn't surprised about her mother dressing in black. Chronicle and Psychosis Holochaust most definitely won this round of the freestyle tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIU3WKoIeXA

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Nugget/Jee4ce Vs Chronicle/Flex Digits

Chronicle started the first round of this rap battle talking to Jee4ce telling him that he doesn't wanna buy a caravan and asked Nugget how he caught a plain to Britain. Flex Digits then went in and suggested starting spitting facts and tried to make fat jokes on Jee4ce. Chronicle then got in his face and called him a fag then made fun of his arms and swagger. Flex Digits claimed that in the home origin of his two adversary's you could purchase a gun from a church. Chronicle claimed that he could catch whiplash from the chin fat of Jee4ce and both rappers on this team ended there verse referring to Nugget as a chicken. Nugget started his verse for his team implying that Deffinition got punched and threatened by some one his challengers team. He said something about them not being smart enough to come with written raps. Jee4ce said not to worry and accused his oppositions of being cock suckers. He also called Chronicle and Flex Digits reject rappers. He said Chronicle looks weird and said that Flex Digits looks identical after a nuclear disaster. Nugget ended this round making disrespectful mother comments. Nugget and Jee4ce won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion by a tad bit more not much.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Chronicle started his verse disrespecting Ireland off the rip and wished bad things on Nugget. Flex Digits called his adversary's gypsy's and he said that he was conceived on the same table that he eats his dinner off of. Chronicle said a curse to his mothers name supposedly and finished off his verse during this round of the match up making Catholic jokes. Jee4ce jumped in and began to call himself an honest cunt then compared Chronicle to Forest Gump and claimed this was a mis match and when he gets drunk he likes to bitch slap mongrels. He climed to be Northern Irish. This round of the rap battle is a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this tag team match Flex Digits hopped in with no hesitation and said the crowd wouldn't feel Jee4ce even if they were to free fell and even made fun of face by saying that his face is malformed and spastic. Chronicle implied that he sexually assaulted Jee4ce's grandmother. Flex Digits then started to rap about his younger days and then he came back to talking smack about Jee4ce. He accused the guy of throwing hand grenades at little kids on Saint Patrick's day, Dam it seemed like they spent most of there round getting on him. The funny thing is Nugget was the one who started rhyming first and then Nugget tried to imply that his challengers had generic punchlines. He compared battling his team to an under taker. Nugget spoke about this event like it was nothing and spit about his rap title as the best in Dublin. Jee4ce dissed Manchester. This round was a tie in my opinion because each team was stronger in different areas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzrNTsiZYtQ

Chronicle Vs Benny Diction

Chronicle started the freestyle battle and was pretty good might I say he introduced Benny Diction and seemed to be trying to insult the way his head looked. He said that he would punch him in his lip. He bragged about himself spiting flames and accused his opponent of sucking cocks. He making fun of what his rival was wearing and he was pretty good he seemed like he knew what he was saying. His delivery was hyper and he said that his opposition wasn't ready for his flow. Benny Diction started out by telling Chronicle that his face is horrible and used big words to describe his head. He seemed to have a slip up or two when he was rapping as well but he picked back up and started rhyming thoroughly after. He kept on saying ya almost like he was running out of things to say and messed up on what he said at the end and had to correct himself. In my opinion Chronicle won this round of the MC tournament.

Chronicle started out saying that his opposition would feel his knuckles and said that the night before Benny Diction was sucking somebody off. He said that he screwed his adversary's grand mother so hard that her vagina looked like mushy jam and said that his opponent wasn't ready for his flow and his was crap. After awhile he seemed to be running out of raps. He then began to just say anything and repeating. He called his adversary a skinny ass and ended off rapping about stabbing him. Benny Diction then went in and started spitting his verse and didn't hesitate to get at Chronicle. He seemed to be saying that his challenger was the same height as him. He said that his opponent looks like he has diseases and accused him of sucking cock. He started to repeat himself as well. His flow sucked and he reminded the people that he was trying to freestyle. Chronicle won this round of the freestyle match up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DiCF61dJw0

Rap Battle DON'T FLOP - Chronicle Vs Pseudonym

Chronicle was threat in the third round of this rap battle Chronicle had a good ass rap battle.His rap punchlines were a problem and he started this rap battle with a bang and he was great at syllable rhyming. Pseudonym was funny in this in this round of the rap battle and I love the way he finished his rap verse. I can't decide who won round one of this rap battle.

In the second round of this rap battle Chronicles rap flow and was great I love the way he matched syllables together. Chronicle rap punchlines weren't too bad neither. He made a few family jokes that were funny when he referenced Pseudonyms mother. Pseudonym took too long to spit a rhyme during some of his rhymes and his rap punchlines were straight.Chronicle got this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

Chronicle's stayed consistent with his rap flow in the round of this rap battle. Chronicles rap punchlines were straight but I think in this round of the rap battle Pseudonym had better rap punchlines. This round of the rap battle was tie if in my opinion if you weigh everything out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvykF8P1y_E&playnext_from=TL&videos=23vgWhfHjYA&feature=sub