Redzer started the lyrical battle and didn't hesitate to call Chronicle Danny Glover's angry brother. He then accused his opposition of looking like a horse and accused him of having a head with it's own force field. He claimed that the battle wasn't about country against country and tried to imply that his adversary of spitting irrelevant multi's. Chronicle went into spit and restated what Redzer said about his head being enormous. He then claimed that his challengers over react to whack punchlines and love rhyme asylum. He claimed that his adversary said he was gonna knock Salar out. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.
In the second round of the lyrical battle Redzer went into rhyme and claimed that he wouldn't get in Chronicle's face. He then claimed that his adversary was splitting his mother womb at birth. He then claimed that his adversary looked at him and thought potato's Irish Jews and camp fires. He ended his verse making fun of his opponent's transportation vehicle. Chronicle then went into rhyme and imped that he knew Redzer's life story just by looking at the dots on his fore head. He then said his adversary's mother died of cancer and claimed to be glad. He accused his challengers mother of opening her legs on the front of Cruger's rape tape. He then compared his opponent's lyrical structure to his genetics. He ended his bars claiming that he sodomizes his grand daughter. Redzer won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
Redzer then went into spit and claimed Chronicle wouldn't make a penny using his face as a mascot. He then said that his opponent had a long face and claimed that his biggest fear was the Apocalypse and made more horse face jokes. He said his adversary had the face of a moose and called him a cross breed. Chronicle then went in claiming that he had a lot to express to rhyme and called Redzer a racist. He compared his opponent to George Bush and called his opposition a red neck. He then claimed that Eurgh's dad seen one of his challengers matches and dis aproved. Redzer won this round of the lyrical cypher in my opinion
Friday, December 3, 2010
DON'T FLOP - Chronicle Vs Redzer *Grudge Match*
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