Diligent started the cypher in tribute to his mother and grandfather and gave shotout to Godzilla and Qp from The Animal House. He then claimed to have known what RC was gonna old people jokes. He apparently made his verse in 8 hours. He even brought up Head Ice and Pumpkin Head in his bar. RC then went into rhyme and claimed to have told Deuce he was sick of getting lames and to give him a bigger name. He also brought up Black Box the entourageDiligent is with. He claimed that his rival was either stupid or senile based on his slow flow He tried to imply that his opposition rides other battle emcees dick and ended his bars implying that he was a fagot. This round of the match goes to RC in my opinion.
Diligent then went into spit and accused RC of rapping like Katie Lang. He also spoke on his adversary's battle with D Mills. He claimed that his his rival had walrus skin and the chin of Thesaurus. RC the went into rhyme mentioning J Dilla and claimed that Diligent had an inner Asian side to him. He claimed that his rivals wife has a mustache and was basically trying to call him gay. RC won this round of the exhibition.
In the third round of the lyrical battleDiligent went in and claimed RC rubs Lund down and exposed him for having a tongue ring. He also said Brought up Clowd9 and ended claiming that his his adversary lost to DeastroDollar. RC then went into rhyme and claimed that calling him Nigel wouldn't stop him. He hitDiligent with a ton of sick punchlines and had madold people jokes. RC won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
Joker Starr started the hip hop battle against Krazy claiming to taken a loss the last time he had a match and was talking about his battle with Nishi. He then claimed that he smacked his last opponent a smack and the guy didn't do anything about it. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He told his adversary that he wasn't crazy. Krazy then went into rhyme and claimed that he felt he was battling a ghost. He claimed that Nishi killed his adversary in battle and proved he wasn't a real dude. He then said he would slap his opponent's hat off and claimed he was HIV positive. Joker Starr obviously won this round of the lyrical clash.
In the second round of the hip hop battleJoker Starr went into rhyme and claimed that you were gonna hear gay jokesrepeatedly by Krazy. He then claimed that he himself didn't use a bunch of fillers and claimed that there were a lot of bitches in the Don't Flop League. He ended his verse implying that Radzer and Salar were big bitches. Krazy then went into rhyme against Joker Starr and implied about coming up with his bars maybe a day before. He then called his challenger a vegetable that enjoyed sucking testicles and claimed him of not getting Youtube views. Joker Starr won this round of the competition.
In the third round Joker Starr went into rhyme against Krazy claiming that betting against him was not a good idea and claimed that going against him was like bettingagainst the odds. He claimed that this rap league gave an invitation to wannabethugs and racists. Krazy went into spit and compared Joker Starr to finding out your mother just had a stroke and admit to being full of him self. He then called his opponent an actor and said he was bad at it. He was obviously freestyle rapping and claimed to have heard his tracks. This round of the matchwas a tie.
Redzer started the lyrical battle and didn't hesitate to call Chronicle Danny Glover's angry brother. He then accused his opposition of looking like a horse and accused him of having a head with it's own force field. He claimed that the battle wasn't about country against country and tried to imply that his adversary of spitting irrelevantmulti's. Chronicle went into spit and restated what Redzer said about his head being enormous. He then claimed that his challengers over react to whack punchlines and love rhyme asylum. He claimed that his adversary said he was gonna knock Salar out. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.
In the second round of the lyrical battleRedzer went into rhyme and claimed that he wouldn't get in Chronicle's face. He then claimed that his adversary was splitting his mother womb at birth. He then claimed that his adversary looked at him and thought potato's Irish Jews and camp fires. He ended his verse making fun of his opponent's transportation vehicle. Chronicle then went into rhyme and imped that he knew Redzer's life story just by looking at the dots on his fore head. He then said his adversary's mother died of cancer and claimed to be glad. He accused his challengers mother of opening her legs on the front of Cruger's rape tape. He then compared his opponent's lyrical structure to his genetics. He ended his bars claiming that he sodomizes his grand daughter. Redzer won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
Redzer then went into spit and claimed Chronicle wouldn't make a penny using his face as a mascot. He then said that his opponent had a long face and claimed that his biggest fear was the Apocalypse and made more horse face jokes. He said his adversary had the face of a moose and called him a cross breed. Chronicle then went in claiming that he had a lot to express to rhyme and called Redzer a racist. He compared his opponent to George Bush and called his opposition a red neck. He then claimed that Eurgh's dad seen one of his challengers matches and dis aproved. Redzer won this round of the lyrical cypher in my opinion
Fresco started the rap battle first and told his opponent that he had respect but would not get more and claimed Soul Khan was a fagot. He then said his opponent's lines would be about fashion. He then said his opponent was imagining him naked and threatened to punch him in the throat. Soul Khan said that it's weirdhearingFresco calling him a fagot and claimed that he was trying to battle Sahtyre. He then brought up his opposition's match against illusion z and tried to imply that his opponent was a big homo. He then brought up how his adversary met Real Deal aka Trevor. Soul Khan won this round of the exhibition.
In the second round of the rap clashFresco went into spit against Soul Khan and gave a shout out to Poison Pen. He claimed that he wanted a Smack rapper and talked about shooting guns. He then claimed to have news stamp clips and implied seperating his opponent from his soul. He claimed that his opponent was more out of place in the hood then he was. Soul Khan went into spit and claimed to have listened to Fresco's music. He accused his challenger's of missing soul in his music and accused his biggest match of being a 2 on 2 with his name on it. He accused his opponent of having big birds voice. Soul Khan won this round of the cypher in my opinion.
In the third round of the rhyme battleFresco went into spit and said he dressed the way he did just be a ladies man. He then said Soul Khan was a small bitch and claimed that he had to say something. He ended his bars subliminally mentioning Mind, Body, and Soul. Soul Khan then went into rhyme and seemed to have exposed his Amazing Crack a pink T. He accused his rival of having a chromosome covered in glitter. He claimed that his opposition had never been in a fist fight and didn't start rapping until 2008. Soul Khan won this round of the rapping battle in my opinion.
The Calcium Kid started this funny battle first and claimed that this match wasn't the one people had come to see. He then made fun of Rhymeotaur's chin and compared his mother to the spawn clown. He then accused his opponent's mother of being depressed and inheriting a hairy chest. Rhymeotaur then went into rhyme and claimed that he was the type to slap somebody for being a whack rapper. He claimed that The Calcium Kid had a small head and said that he couldn't figure out how his eyeballs fit in his skull. He claimed that if he lostlyrically he would choke his opponent out with a guillotine. He made fun of his challengers head and claimed that he couldn't wait until the guy lost his life. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.
In the second round of the exhibitionThe Calcium Kid went in cursing at Rhymeotaur and said he would kick him in the spinal chord. He then claimed to be more than sick and claimed that he rather take crack then listen to his music. He then accused his rival's misses of being wide and fat. He accused his rival's mother of trying to eat a live giraffe and he had a quotable punchline. Rhymeotaur then went into spit during round one and made fun of The Calcium Kid's name. He then said his adversary was a loser and claimed to a boss on the track. He then claimed his rival couldn't get a job and was rapping which was a bad career plan for him. His verse was lyrical as hell. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.
In the third round of the lyrical clashThe Calcium Kid went into spit and compared him and Rhymeotaur. He then accused his rival of practicing bestiality and told him to know his place. He then said a quotable punchline and wished that he gets tennis elbow. Rhymeotaur then went into rhyme and said The Calcium Kidwhack fillers and was better when he had Bomber-man with him. He claimed that he had sex with his challengers girl friend and finished off calling his mother fat. The Calcium Kid won this round of the competition in my opinion.
Genie stared first in this funny ass rap cypher and said something about Konflict being the Asian kid from Connecticut. He said that he has his opponent stuck all in his teeth and called him self a beast. He asked when did they start making rappers in Taiwan and had a ton of racistdisses on his adversary. Konflict then went into rhyme countering Genie's last verse with some fat jokes. He put it in during this round of the rhyme battle and his last punchline was clever I'm gonna include it on my slick punchlines page. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.
In the second round of the rap clashGenie went into rap and explained the differences between him and Konflict with a bit of a racialtwist to it. He mentioned a few different scenarios all in which were hilarious. Konflict then went into rhyme and said his opponent must really be a Genie and had a real good verse but when he started forgetting his lines that was the big thing that decided his fate in this rap cypher. He wished horriblethings on his opponents such as diabetes and him getting his toes chopped off. Genie won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.
