AHAT FUNNY Rap Battle: Konflict vs Genie

Genie stared first in this funny ass rap cypher and said something about Konflict being the Asian kid from Connecticut. He said that he has his opponent stuck all in his teeth and called him self a beast. He asked when did they start making rappers in Taiwan and had a ton of racist disses on his adversary. Konflict then went into rhyme countering Genie's last verse with some fat jokes. He put it in during this round of the rhyme battle and his last punchline was clever I'm gonna include it on my slick punchlines page. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap clash Genie went into rap and explained the differences between him and Konflict with a bit of a racial twist to it. He mentioned a few different scenarios all in which were hilarious. Konflict then went into rhyme and said his opponent must really be a Genie and had a real good verse but when he started forgetting his lines that was the big thing that decided his fate in this rap cypher. He wished horrible things on his opponents such as diabetes and him getting his toes chopped off. Genie won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKmmUP7_7Uo

Grind Time Now Presents: Thesaurus vs DirtBag Dan

DirtBag Dan started this round of the rap cypher claiming that people aren't gonna be happy when they see what he does to Thesaurus and he was gonna create a masterpiece. He tried to imply that his adversary had a spotted face that's why he's called The King Of The Dot. He also had fat jokes and made fun of his opponents sex life. He said that his oppositions battle reign was over and he seems to call him Pete then tried to imply that he couldn't rap on tracks. He said that he was glad that they were competing in Toronto and he cursed at his adversary putting his middle finger up while accusing him of having an under aged girlfriend. Thesaurus jumped in right after DirtBag Dan finished and tried to say that she has a restraining order on his challenger. He claimed to be the type of guy that likes to fight and compared him to the mascot from Burger King and accused him of being 9 and 1 on Grind Time but said that his victories are unfair. He was implying that he is higher ranking and the only reason he gets to face him is because of who he knows. Thesaurus brought up the fact that a lot of DirtBag Dan's battles have overtime rounds and tried to say the crowd doesn't laugh with him they laugh at him. He said that his opponent looks like every dude on the scale of evolution except the human, that's one of the best punchlines I heard all week. Thesaurus won this round of the tournament by a tad bit more.

DirtBag Dan started this round of the lyrical battle and asked how he was suppose to respect his face and wished that he was a Muslim woman so he could wear garments to cover it. He compared his opponents face to to dipset and the purple flag and made up a new color for his opponent, fish net. He basically focused on calling Thesaurus ugly. He even used references from a Nickelodeon show that I forgot all about until he mentioned it and said that his opponent has a Sponge Bob Square Pants face. DirtBag Dan finisher was funny about his face whistling when he puts his head out of a moving car. Thesaurus countered his challenger Sponge Bob Square Pants remarks saying that he is insecure and that beard under his neck is an inch of fur. He said that he was surprised that his opposition didn't cut it and called it his cheapest winning tactic. He said that when DirtBag Dan shaves he looks like a fagot. He bragged about he made rap battling a business and tried to imply that the person he was up against was the same as every other emcee. Thesaurus also spit a few rhymes that question his challengers native roots. He implied that his rival could barely speak Spanish and tried to call him embarrassed of his heritage. He claimed to have two carriers more lucrative than the one his opponent has and he told a story about his adversary proposing to his finance. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this lyrical matchup DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus by what seemed to be his real name Pete. He said his adversary let a porn star sit on his tongue and accused him of catching something on his tongue. He said that his opposition is competing with rapper T Rex's head then got syllabic and said a whole bunch rhymes. He showed his adversary out with true skills and showed that his opposition out for not being able to flow as quick. He told him no to act like he's fat because he's getting money, he's getting fat because eating too many fats and told him he needs to get in shape. DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus a liver face and made insults on his opponents nibbles. He told Pete that this was his world and said that he would slay it with ease. Thesaurus went in calling his opposition predictable and flipped his accusations of not being to flow double time. He said he was winning tournaments while his opponent was getting a minimum wage. He accused DirtBag Dan of unfairly winning rhyme battles and said that he actually has a pay roll and pension plan. Thesaurus won this rap clash by a tad bit more.

In the fourth and last round of this rhyme cypherthe King Of The Dot champion known as Thesaurus talked about his challenger's crew and had racist comments about Jews in which he was talking about Soul Khan. He claimed that DirtBag Dan jerked Jack Shitt out of a win that he deserved and called Tiger Ty a retard that was also able to beat him. He said that his opposition has gotten international trips to places such as London and Toronto than to him. He called his opponent a homeless bum and said he would put him in the dirt like mother nature then said he threw him off a plane. DirtBag Dan then went in next and started to flow and said that he guesses he know who get more respect in the T dot more then said his full name Dan Martinez and Thesaurus's real name is Peter Morse. He told the crowd he could've voted for his beautiful beard but instead he voted for his opposition who had opened soars and brought up the fact that his name means a book of synonyms. He called his opponent a gay pedophile and got lyrical and syllabic while talking crap. His last punchline when he mentioned 2012 implied that his Thesaurus is one ugly dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65gJB2bvHMk&playnext=1&videos=KJzhRCc92PM

DON'T FLOP - Nugget Vs Brosy

Brosy started the lyrical matchup first he got the crowd laughing when he accused Nugget of talking to his ass called him a drunken mistake and a disgrace. He said that he was non subleminal. He said that his adversary drives around in a car with a mattress in it and referred his music to has being a crime hip hop. He compared his rap skill to a mean Jewish person. The last thing Brosy told his opponent in a syllabic fashion was to leave. Nugget seemed to be telling Redzer he hates him because of the battles that they give him. He mentioned how he went to the U.K. to battle It seemed like he was trying to say that they don't put him against the right people. He called his challenger a debut and said that the match up must be a joke. He said that his opposition apparently got stood up like a blind date at his last competition and called his opponent an ugly bastard. Nugget finished off this round of the rhyme battle saying that he rather be a fat bastard and a single dad then his to be his rival This round of the cypher was a tie.

Brosy started off by calling his adversary depressing and said that his rival brings him down because he need some head. He started off flowing with a syllabic style. He called his opponents songs on his mix tape a mistake. He wanted to know how Nugget ever sneaked past evolution and said that his opposition doesn't care anything about the music he makes and said that he is raping the genre of rap. Brosy said that he had sex with his adversary mother and caught an extreme case of herpes. He ended up having to freestyle because he began to run out of rhymes and said he'd put his rival in a head lock and burn him like a head shot, wasn't sure what he was talking about I guess he meant liquor. His ending was totally sloppy. When it was time for Nugget to spit his verse he confronted the fact that Brosy said something about listening to his music and said that he he was an ugly cunt. He started to get syllabic with his delivery of rhymes. He accused his challenger of still being stuck in the 90's and said that this was a small battle to him. He accused his adversary of being on Noah Ark rowing the boat and singing his favorite songs. In this round of tournament Nugget won it without a doubt.

The third round of this rap cypher started with Brosy trying to improvise and spit off the top of the dome. He said that this match up was gonna come down to the wire and said he would leave him like McNulty. He also accused his adversary of having a single digit IQ and he said he could beat his opponent with a form of Japanese poetry. His delivery got sylabic again and seemed to be freestyle rapping he stumbled on a few rhymes. Brosy called himself the king of DON'T FLOP while his opposition is a Special Olympian. Nugget seemed to have started his verse putting his challengers business supposedly claiming that his adversary can't decide on his wedding song out there and said he wouldn't be anything without the people on his team. He made then made insults about where his opponent was from and said that his opposition probably has a Motorola brick phone. He said that every Sunday you could see Brosy at church with his family. Nugget said that his rap career won't fly. Nugget won this round of the rhyme battle based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xmsumPTH9k

KOTD - HFK vs Sketch Menace

HFK called Sketch Menace a pedophile who is not a good looking guy and claims that hookers won't even give his adversary a chance. He even made a comment about farting in his opponents mothers face and on top of that the funny thing she supposedly likes it. He even mentioned john Cena. He said that he made fun of his rival in his face book status. He continue to talk crap about the guys mother and claimed that he did it with her. He ended his verse by comparing himself to Vince Mc Mahon. Sketch Menace said that did research on his adversary and came to the conclusion that HFK was fat and stupid. He made racist raps about his opponents Arabic heritage. He called this tournament his rivals resting place. He called his challengers battles boring. He seemed to have a hometown advantage. Sketch Menace won this round of the rapping battle.

In the second round of the battle HFK started his round of this rap battle calling his opponent Larry The Cable Guy and saying that his rhymes suck.. He focused on calling his adversary un creative and had to look up mother jokes online. He has quite an imagination. He tried to say that him an his home boy ran a train on rivals mother and ended up fisting her later. he ended this battle by rubbing all the racist comments that his opponent made in his face. Sketch Menace started this round off with a slick metaphor when he said that HFK reminds him of every bad guy from all the different video games that he has no one expected that. He also called his opponent fat and said that he'll never be the bigger man and told him that he can't fit his hand inside a Pringles can. He told his adversary to show him some respect. He said that he's in hot pursuit of the of a title shot. He also said his challenger got all his rhymes from DR Seus. Sketch Menace's last punchline about writers block was thorough. This rapping battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher HFK started off taunting his opponents rhyme style. He called Sketch Menace Hillary Duff and tried to say that his mustache was weak. He said a few racist things as well referring to Mexicans and Jewish people. He tried to say that the host Organic always tells his adversary to keep quiet and called a Homo indirectly. He also tried to call his opponent a biter. His imitation of his adversary was straight. His last statement a bit clever. Sketch Menace started off talking about HFK's head size and tried to say that his he was irrelevantly imitating other rappers. He claims that his challenger bombs a lot of battles that he has been featured in. He tried to say that he would annihilate his adversary and that was his closing remark. The last round of this rapping battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOrAkz0aR4E

Daily Duels Presents: Duma vs SNK (Promo)

SNK started this lyrical cypher first with excitement but he couldn't quite finish off. He seemed to be forgetting his writtens. He tried to call his rival a prince while he is a king and he tried to say that it's a fact. He said that his adverasry does regular poetry I'm not sure if this is true. The last comment this rapper made referencing his opponents alleged tattoo. Duma spit his verse after he asked his adversary race. He said that the crowd doesn't react to SNK's rhymes because nothing he says is ever heard and said that it doesn't help that he stutters in every line which was kind of true. The last thing he told his challenger to take him self to school and learn something. This round of the rap cypher was taken by Duma in my opinion.

In the second round of this cypher SNK wasted no time at all going in. He told his adversary that he's gonna fall out the window and fall to his death and he started to forget his rhymes again and got surprised when no one in the crowd reacted to his raps. He seemed to comparing his opponent to Luigi. He continued to make racist raps about his egyptian rival talking about houses made out of sand in this round of the rhyme battle. Duma then went in and started flowing next. He called SNK's mother a Jay-z look alike just like Joe Camel. He said he knew some homo people that would beat his challenger's ass and dress him up like a girl. Duma won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of the rap battle SNK started his verse and messed up again. He accused his adversary of looking at his step brother. He compared his rival to a were wolf. He tried to call his opponent a pedophile. He was still forgetting his punchlines. Duma spit his rap verse next and straight up played his challenger. He basically tried to say that his rival is un cool and sounds slow and retarded and called his nick name 69 king a joke as well. He said that SNK friends only keep him around because he feels sorry for them. Duma won this round of the rhyme battle as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9fD-_UbZOI

DON'T FLOP - Sensa Vs Scizzahz

Sensa started the rap clash rapping about Scizzahz's girl only liking he has a Jewish nose. Throughout this round Sensa made Jewish and nose jokes and a few hot punchlines. My favorite punchline that he said was, "you clearly lost to truth like a defense attorney". That was one of the best metaphors I heard all week. Scizzahz started off talking about what Sensa wears and he got the crowd hyped up when he spoke about how many views Sensa gets on Youtube. Sensa played him when he was brought up what Sensa does for a living supposedly. Sensa won this round of the rapping battle.

Sensa started off talking about the album Scizzahz recorded. Sensa said that Scizzahz girl had more money and bigger muscles than him Sensa had another good metaphor about Scizzahz's nostils. Scizzahz went sick with the syllabic raps off the beginning. Scizzahz made fun of Sensa's album collection.Scizzahz had a slick ending I liked it. This round of the rap dispute was a tie.

In the third chapter of this rap contest Sensa said that he went to Scizzahz show and his turntable was powered by two fagots on excercise bikes. Sensa brought up all of his accomplishments and every rapper that he beat internationally and nationally. Scizzahz countered Sensa talking about his girl and had the crowd hyped up when he said something about Nick Griffin. Scizzahz said at least his girl doesn't have kids. Scizzahz tried to say that Sensa had two wins that were un fair. Scizzahz won this round of the rap battle.

In the last round of the cypher Scizzahz tried to say that Sensa neglects his daughter for his rap dream. Scizzahz said that Sensahas heavy addiction to gambling and that his life isn't that tough of a place to be.Sensa countered and told Scizzahz to keep his nose out of his business which seemed to change the momentum of the crowd they all seemed to be rooting for him more. Sensa tried to relate Scizzahz to the pirate Jack it wasn't bad real creative. Me personally I think Scizzahz won this rap clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NW2tCbEKkA&playnext_from=TL&videos=7EtTq7fxrVk&feature=sub