Grind Time Now Presents: Thesaurus vs DirtBag Dan

DirtBag Dan started this round of the rap cypher claiming that people aren't gonna be happy when they see what he does to Thesaurus and he was gonna create a masterpiece. He tried to imply that his adversary had a spotted face that's why he's called The King Of The Dot. He also had fat jokes and made fun of his opponents sex life. He said that his oppositions battle reign was over and he seems to call him Pete then tried to imply that he couldn't rap on tracks. He said that he was glad that they were competing in Toronto and he cursed at his adversary putting his middle finger up while accusing him of having an under aged girlfriend. Thesaurus jumped in right after DirtBag Dan finished and tried to say that she has a restraining order on his challenger. He claimed to be the type of guy that likes to fight and compared him to the mascot from Burger King and accused him of being 9 and 1 on Grind Time but said that his victories are unfair. He was implying that he is higher ranking and the only reason he gets to face him is because of who he knows. Thesaurus brought up the fact that a lot of DirtBag Dan's battles have overtime rounds and tried to say the crowd doesn't laugh with him they laugh at him. He said that his opponent looks like every dude on the scale of evolution except the human, that's one of the best punchlines I heard all week. Thesaurus won this round of the tournament by a tad bit more.

DirtBag Dan started this round of the lyrical battle and asked how he was suppose to respect his face and wished that he was a Muslim woman so he could wear garments to cover it. He compared his opponents face to to dipset and the purple flag and made up a new color for his opponent, fish net. He basically focused on calling Thesaurus ugly. He even used references from a Nickelodeon show that I forgot all about until he mentioned it and said that his opponent has a Sponge Bob Square Pants face. DirtBag Dan finisher was funny about his face whistling when he puts his head out of a moving car. Thesaurus countered his challenger Sponge Bob Square Pants remarks saying that he is insecure and that beard under his neck is an inch of fur. He said that he was surprised that his opposition didn't cut it and called it his cheapest winning tactic. He said that when DirtBag Dan shaves he looks like a fagot. He bragged about he made rap battling a business and tried to imply that the person he was up against was the same as every other emcee. Thesaurus also spit a few rhymes that question his challengers native roots. He implied that his rival could barely speak Spanish and tried to call him embarrassed of his heritage. He claimed to have two carriers more lucrative than the one his opponent has and he told a story about his adversary proposing to his finance. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this lyrical matchup DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus by what seemed to be his real name Pete. He said his adversary let a porn star sit on his tongue and accused him of catching something on his tongue. He said that his opposition is competing with rapper T Rex's head then got syllabic and said a whole bunch rhymes. He showed his adversary out with true skills and showed that his opposition out for not being able to flow as quick. He told him no to act like he's fat because he's getting money, he's getting fat because eating too many fats and told him he needs to get in shape. DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus a liver face and made insults on his opponents nibbles. He told Pete that this was his world and said that he would slay it with ease. Thesaurus went in calling his opposition predictable and flipped his accusations of not being to flow double time. He said he was winning tournaments while his opponent was getting a minimum wage. He accused DirtBag Dan of unfairly winning rhyme battles and said that he actually has a pay roll and pension plan. Thesaurus won this rap clash by a tad bit more.

In the fourth and last round of this rhyme cypherthe King Of The Dot champion known as Thesaurus talked about his challenger's crew and had racist comments about Jews in which he was talking about Soul Khan. He claimed that DirtBag Dan jerked Jack Shitt out of a win that he deserved and called Tiger Ty a retard that was also able to beat him. He said that his opposition has gotten international trips to places such as London and Toronto than to him. He called his opponent a homeless bum and said he would put him in the dirt like mother nature then said he threw him off a plane. DirtBag Dan then went in next and started to flow and said that he guesses he know who get more respect in the T dot more then said his full name Dan Martinez and Thesaurus's real name is Peter Morse. He told the crowd he could've voted for his beautiful beard but instead he voted for his opposition who had opened soars and brought up the fact that his name means a book of synonyms. He called his opponent a gay pedophile and got lyrical and syllabic while talking crap. His last punchline when he mentioned 2012 implied that his Thesaurus is one ugly dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65gJB2bvHMk&playnext=1&videos=KJzhRCc92PM

REAL TALK 5 - Aikers vs Mr.Virus

Mr.Virus started the cypher off the chain like a mad man and claimed that he forgot all of his written rhymes and kicked a freestyle instead. He said that he was gonna tell his opponent how he seriously feels about him. He seemed to have a story to tell about the morning of this cypher. He had a lot of aggression and threatened to smash his oppositions face until it's black and blue. He ended by saying that he has a high society style then said he would cut his rival down to size like stir. Aikers started saying his lines sounding like an English man and said that the crowd probably expected him to spit Asian jokes. He spit about the taboo of how all oriental people eat strange animals and tried to call them great cooks. He claimed to be a big believer in peace. He said that it was time for Aussies and Asians to put there issues aside. He said that they both could agree that Americans are mostly dummies. Aikerssaid in a sarcastic fashion that he liked his challengers eyelids because he enjoys getting high. He was pretty much a smooth ass hole and ended saying Peace Asia. In my opinion this round of the clash was a tie.

In the second round of the MC cypher Mr.Virus went in and showed off his true sickness. He said he found it hard to record the eight pages that he wrote and threw his pad in the air. He said for someone his adversary's size it must not be easy to get a date and claimed that his sex life sucked. He said the first time he met his opposition he thought the guy was sick and said that the man was screaming for medical help the first time he met him. Aikers then went in the talking how he like Asians but hates Philippians. He seemed to be making sexist remarks about conspiracies. He continued in this round just being an ass hole with the rhymes. It sounded like he was calling Mr.Virus a sexual deviate and accused him of sleeping with tramps. He tried to say that his challenger bites off of corny rappers. He called his opponents crew a bunch of fagots that wave machete's and axes. This round of the one on one battle was a tie as well in my opinion

In the third round of the MC tournament Mr.Virus started out strong and claimed to have slept on Aikers couch. He called dapper freestyle emcee and said something about Big L that was hard for me to quite zero in on and understand. He proceeded to mix a little horror-core in his rhymes and said that he would hit Aikers with a hammer sledge. He spit a real self glorifying verse calling himself the greatest and stuff. He seemed to have ran out of things to say and just started cursing his his opponent out. Aikers started this round spitting his verse saying Real Talk and accused his opposition of thinking he was west coast connected. He seemed to have gave Mr.Virus an alternative to fight or not. He tried to call the guy a nervous nerd that couldn't finish sentences and said he rocks the crowd and gives high fives to people who dont deserve it while he's the life of the party. He ended by talking junk about his opponents accent. In my opinion Aikers won this round of the rhyme battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJhC2lOQkHY&playnext=1&videos=msgg_bekMYY

Got Beef? Presents: Dirtbag Dan vs Purpose

Purpose started the lyrical match first asking if he just walked on to the set of Farmer wants a wife and compared his adversary to Humpty Dumpty. He tried to say that Dirtbag Dan lies about getting girls and accused him of having practicing incest with his cousins. He said that anyone who looks at his opponents beard could tell that it's time to let it go but when shaves it off you would know why he let it grow. He told him that his Mr.Personality game doesn't fly. He tried re enacted a someone stumbling on his verse and I guess he was taunting the opposition. It seeemed that Purpose was using his style of putting rhymes together was kind of thorough in my opinion. He called him a girl slash man who looks a Pearl Jam Fan and it sounded like he called him a Bay side Hick. He tried to say that his adversary has a sad day to day life. Dirtbag Dan started his round off saying in this rhyme battle telling everybody who his challenger was aka baby Frankenstein . He said that when he is hungry they serve him Prime rib and said that Purpose has a worthless career with no. He also equated his rival and his crew to Pinky And The Brain. He said that if his opponent shows resistance he would put him in the distance. He threatened to send opposition in the air with a syllabic lyrical. This round of the rhyme fest was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher the emcee otherwise known as Purpose started spitting. He countered Dirtbag Dan because I guess he said something about his height and said that his adversary wishes he was Madness. He asked his rival when he became Italian and called him a nerd if thinks that his status on Youtube matters. He said that he might be broke but not as poor as his competitor. He called him a new school generic rapper and said that he looked Okwerdz if he let him go. Purpose said that his opponent can call him young like he's wet behind the ears but he claimed that Dirtbag Dan hasn't had sex in nineteen years. He said that he doesn't trust what is behind his adversary's beard. He said that his opposition was the writer for Slip Knots album Iowa. He asked him if he was a rapper and said his first guess was that he is a white trash red neck cattle farmer that hangs on the farm singing Sweet Home Alabama while burning his cigarette wholes through pictures of Barrack Obama. He finished off by saying easy. The emcee known as Dirtbag Dan went in and started. rhyming next and claimed to be able to see the future. He said that he is in bed with Purposes mother eating French toast and grapes. He compared himself to Mentos. He said that his challenger is not Fresh Coast and made fun of the mans face. He called his adversary the first cricket to ever play cricket. He called his opponent small. He all of a sudden said he dissected bigger bugs than opposition Biology and asked him if he followed. He had syllabic rhymes during this part of the round and he even mentioned HOLLOW DA DON. Dirtbag Dan finished This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher Purpose started his verse trying to call his adversary homeless. He compared shaving his rival beard to shaving a bear. He said that his opponent would make headlines and called him a representation of every thing in the battle scene that everybody hates but lets slide. He then went on to say that he doesn't respect the opposition and his associates. He told Dirtbag Dan that he is a long ways away from home and to be on his best behavior. Purpose said that he respects Oshea because this is the second loss that his adversary is taking to an over seas rapper that he shouldn't have underestimated. He equated him to Walker Texas Rangerand also told his adversary that he lives in a 8 mile fantasy. He said that his opposition looks like a pissed off lyricist that never made it. He ended by saying that the only O T that his match is gonna get is a promo one. Dirtbag Dan started his verse asking him how is crew chose there name. He called Purpose music awful and called him a godless Pagan. He called him an oddly misshapen walking abortion and told them to give him a plate and he'd show them his adversary's insides. He called his challengers head enormous and accused him of telling people that he is a boy genius,Do you get it? He said that his opposition was born with no penis. He compared his rival to Rocky from Three Ninjas and implied that his opposition is worthless. He said that his teacher was wrong when she said that he would never serve a Purpose in life his opponent in his opinion. This round of the rapping battle was too close.

In the fourth and last round of this match up Dirtbag Dan went in and started spitting. He said that his adversary is easy to make fun of because he is small and it also seemed like he calling Purpose corny for using red neck jokes. He said that he 's only here on vacation to celebrate an engagement and seemed to be losing his effect on the crowd. He said that his opponent tried to front like the cypher was beneath him but he's just lucky that he traveled there to beat him. Dirtbag Dan said that there is a 3 year gap in his opponents resume and told him to just be glad that it's over. Purpose compared his challenger to a submarine for his career never surfacing and called him an Anus Wipe. He all of a sudden got syllabic with his putting his rhymes together. He said that his opposition has a big head and small mind. He said that he'd knock his head off his body and it would be all his and said he would burn him because he is a worthless bitch. When it was time for Purpose to spit his lyrics he said Dirtbag Dan looks like Ricky Bobby if he shaves his face and said that he has a deeper voice even though he is one eight of his opponents weight. He said that when his rivals father dies his the only thing that he will inherit are trailers and hay and asked him if he should be out hanging some one. He even compared his opponent to the Lion that starts at the beggining of every M G M movie, that was classic his punchlines were crazy. He said that judging by Dirtbag Dans beard being so hairy that if you seen him sleeping the woods with his shirt of he'd look like a dead bear and said that no one there knew who he was except Decoy. He told his adversary that he was totally unknown and basically giving him a message of hostility and letting know he needs to take his pass port and go home. In my opinion Purpose won this round of the hip hop battle without a doubt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMVOeQrr5o&hd=1

Grind Time Now Presents: DeastroDollar vs Godzilla

DeastroDollar started the cypher saying that Duce gave him the call and told him who he's gonna battle left. He said that his opposer had no fashion sense and wears tight tees with baggy shorts and boat shoes. He threatened to clap his adversary until he ends up on the floor and compared his rival to club fires. He compared his opponent to Joe Budden. His last statement was that the blind can see how talented of a spitter he was. Godzilla then went in and started rapping. He tried to say that he could turn his DeastroDollar's face into condiments and put him in the earth. He compared himself to Mossberg shells and Thor. He threatened to put his challenger on the wall. He compared his opposer to Mc Donalds extra value menu. He tried to compare the opponent to a french frie extra salty and compared the boys mother to a lawn mower and seemed to have messed up not too long after I guess he forgot his rhymes. DeastroDollar won this round of the rhyme battle based on that slip up.

DeastroDollar went in right after and made no hesitation to rap about Godzilla's girl and asked him if he was lame or dumb. He tried to say that he wasn't sure if he kill his opponent or beat his ass. He called his adversary's punchlines lite work. He accused his opposer of practicing bestiality with a horse dick. His next bar sick he referenced adversaries name. DeastroDollar compared his flow to liquor and told the crowd lets say cheers. Godzilla went in and started spitting his verse next proclaiming how he was gonna extinguish his adversary in this cypher and made church references about him. He compared his opponent to Creflo Dolla and Mase and called him trash. He then proceeded to imply that DeastroDollar tries to imitate Loaded Lux and gave him a new rap name This round of the match up was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this tournament DeastroDollar started off by attacking Godzilla's character and called a funny type of nigga like comic view. He aimed insults at his adversaries mother and father and tried to call his rival a prostitute. The next comparison that he made was calling himself an atheist. He tried to imply that his rival was soft. DeastroDollar tried to say that his opposer listened to Wutang. DeastroDollar even tried to talk crap about his opponents Mix tapes and mix cd's can't see a profit. The last comment that he made was that the battle was just a promo. Godzilla went in right after and started flowing right after tried to call DeastroDollar a snitch and said that he walks the walk and said he would turn challenger into a watermark. It seemed that He also said that he would stretch his adversary out into a rectangle and break him into four quarters. He said that the janitor would have to mop him up when he's done with him. He called his opponent a fake dollar, you get it? This round of the rap cypher was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68_jHBkw8Zo

DON'T FLOP - Lyricist Vs ToeToe

ToeToe started this rap battle off He said that he hopes his opponent gets home and finds out that his house had been flooded. He said that he can't figure out his adversary's race. He said that his adversary's fore skin is gone and it ain't coming back. He called his adversary a mistake who's got raped by someone white. He told the crowd that he wasn't racist. He just seemed to be saying anything in his verse. He seemed to have ended rapping first Lyricist started his spitting his raps aggressively. He asked his adversary otherwise known as how he can mistake him for being Chinese and called him a racist. He called ToeToe a squawking bitch. I would say it was more entertaining when he was rap battling. He said that his challenger's couldn't be ill he caught a disease, called Chronicle his personal chewer and tried to imply that the man impaled his face. Lyricist tried to say that his rival in this battle had to ginger kids living in a T.P. and apparently one of them looks like Ronald Weasley. He said that battle rapper known as ToeToe threw his threw his kid through a wall and called him Redzer's little sister with down syndrome. Lyricist won this round of the cypher

ToeToe started his round off saying very little to nothing but he looked funny with his delivery it seemed like he was trying to improvise and freestyle but he couldn't quite pull up the words to spit. For some one from England he didn't sound very proper he didn't make much sense. He said that he forgot his rhymes and started to say something racist. Lyricist supposedly put ToeToe's business on blast about him and his girl having a miscarriage from what he described he found out by looking him up on Myspace but anyways he tried to say that his adversary's girl privately had an abortion because of their financial status. He then started calling his opponents kids homo. He made so many ho rap jokes in this round it's not even funny. Lyricist killed his opponent in this round of the rhyming battle.

In the third round of this rap cypher ToeToe continued to give up what could've been an easy win. He started off a little funny but his rhymes were inconsistent. He said something about hoping that his opponent grows older and called him a dick. Lyricist went in and started flowing right after and went right in and started talking about his bike. He also made more comments about his challenger's girl. He compared her pussy to trampoline springs the way it gets bounced. He said ToeToe's girl get banged all the time and goes to mis carriage doctors on a regular. He compared his adversary to Justin Beaver. Lyricist definitely won this round of the hip hop battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGfG30nWN8o&playnext_from=TL&videos=tQAVi9UfENI

Grind Time Now Presents: Syd Vicious vs Z.M.

In the first round of this rap cypher, I was feeling what Syd Vicious had to say a whole lot more. Z.M. held his own for sure and he didn't get killed but he got defeated by a little bit more I would say. I especially enjoyed Sid Vicious referencing to making the sky fall down to when he shoots up in the air.

In the second round of this rap battle Syd Vicious got him good. Syd Vicious kept the crowd on they toes a lot more. Z.M. was rapping pretty good too and he had a few hot rhymes but he didn't get the hip hop crowds energy enough which made his rap verse alright.

In the third round of the rap battle Z.M. may have just got this one not by much but he got him. Syd Vicious went banana's in this round still so. I especially was feeling Z.M. when he referenced to Magic Johnson.

In the sudden death round of this rap battle Z.M. might have just won this battle. Z.M. took the overtime round hands down no question. It seemed like Syd Vicious choked during saying one of his rhymes but he still played it off good and spit an hot verse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oFKrH6bfPg