Streetarena: J-Dub vs Titan

J-Dub started the exhibition and claimed Titan was a geek and he wouldn't get cool points from rapping against him. The man also was less than modest claiming to bring nightmares to reality and children. The man also accused his rival of looking broke as hell. He ended his verse comparing his guns to orchestra instruments. Titan went in to rhyme and claimed to to strike like lightning. He then claimed to be a one man army and he even brought up B Rabbit. I didn't feel his delivery strong enough. J-Dub won this wound of the exhibition in my opinion.

J-Dub went in and claimed that this was his third battle. He called Titan a bum who was ugly and broke. He also claimed that he could make money off of his rival who he accused of being a drug addict and implied killing his. Titan then went into spit and claimed to have messed up during his first battle but was focused for that night. He was clearly spitting a verse that he had memorized and claimed that J-Dub was a snitch. J-Dub won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher J-Dub went into flow then claimed to have came to set flames to his opposition and that everything he wrote was hot. He even referenced E Ness from Making The Band. Titan then went into spit and implied J-Dub be hanging at gay clubs. He then implied running up and making his adversary getting scared when he runs up on him. He then finished off the round spitting his verse which was hot lyrically and flow wise but otherwise i wasn't feeling it. J-Dub won this round of the match.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vroLbMw-b9s

No Coast Battles: Paperwerks vs. Double/Deuce

Paperwerks started his verse during this battle welcoming the audience to the match up and claiming not to be concerned with Double/Deuce the n brought up the guys match with PT. I was digging his lyrical abilities and the way he put rhymes together. He made fun of what adversary was wearing and accused him of having a death metal Gothic swag. Double/Deuce webt into this cypher claiming to know Paperwerks and said that he told him that he wouldn't get personal. He then made a slick comment about it though and said to call him the mail man. He said that his challenger has no rhythm. He seemed to have said something to Speedy Calhoun who was apparently behind the camera. Double/Deuce won this round of the freestyle match by a tad bit more.

In the second round of one on one battle Paperwerks called Double/Deuce's verse homo and accused him of thinking he's Freeways class. He claimed that he would kill his adversary without pulling his phone out. He started messing up on his verse. Double/Deuce then anxiously started to spit and claimed to lock it down with the bars. He claimed that Paperwerks was broke and called himself paper but his name should have been nonsense. He said that nothing can save his challenger from his bars. He claimed that his oppositions fans didn't even back him up. Double/Deuce won this round of the match.

In the third round of the competition Paperwerks then went in against Double/Deuce spit and claimed that it was real talk that he was about to lay a wrestling move on his opposition. He called his adversary the shortest round there. Double/Deuce then went into rhyme and had a bunch of paper subliminal's and punchlines. He tried to call Paperwerks faxes, Christmas wraps, books pages, mail, money, note book paper, and wall paper. This round of the cypher was won by Double/Deuce based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nln6G-xBs8

K.I.D VS QUA'LOO

K.I.D started the first round of this battle of lyrics he called seemed to be trying to call QUA'LOO gassed up and seemed to be trying to call his face ass cheeks. He said that he would bitch smack his opponent or get a chick to slap him. I sensed a little bit of improvising and freestyle rapping when he spit about going into his adversary's wallet. He bragged about what he had and tried to imply that his adversary has nothing. He even said that he could get a girl to kill him. QUA'LOO went up to rhyme next and said he didn't mean to startle K.I.D and said he was a man with clips that would barber him. He said he would burn his challengers strip and implied that if he loses that he'd be fighting with him. He called his rival a pussy and brought up Skip Jones. He spit about selling drugs and things of that nature. He threatened to get his opponent killed. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap tournament K.I.D started off by saying he doesn't write on the walls despite his name. He called QUA'LOO a snake that wouldn't shoot a gun and called him son. He said that he was getting money on Sundays while his adversary was getting ding dong money. He seemed to be calling some body out in the crowd while pointing. His 90 minutes were supposedly over but I thought it was shorter. QUA'LOO went up to rhyme next and said he would get K.I.D shot up for very little change. He said he made his challenger dip and dash from this place four months ago and said he isn't cool to him he's a ho to him. He claimed to be made in the streets while his opponent was made of of Jodeci. He bragged that he had guns on him and said if his adversary had weed he would roll it up. At the end of this round he was freestyle spitting and seemed to be trying to come up with things to say. This round of the rap cypher was also a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle K.I.D started to spit and said he wouldn't play around with QUA'LOO and since he is the kid he'd take it to he playground on him. He said that he had monkey bars and said the person he was suppose to go up against is a bitch. He said that he couldn't find his adversary when he looked him up on google and said he was gonna beat his ass when he heard some songs that his opponent made and told him to make his own come up. He described thoroughly he would mutilate his opponent. He claimed that his opponents mothers name is Rachel and gets it in the facial. He said something about his adversary trying to shake his hand and he said get off his dick. QUA'LOO started to put rhymes together next dis honoring K.I.D click and said rapping about money ave can really get him hurt. He said that his flow was nasty and said that he could get his challenger missing for weeks. He said he would take his oppositions cake and won't give him as much as a crumb. He said that his adversary knows who is the nicest and seemed to be spelling the words from a tattoo on his arm. He compared himself to the weather patterns of thunder and lightning. He mentioned getting somebody trashed while they are in school at the end of this rap battle. In my opinion this match up was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OQODVge1Q



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTSzgF2rXcs

Grind Time Now Presents: Thesaurus vs DirtBag Dan

DirtBag Dan started this round of the rap cypher claiming that people aren't gonna be happy when they see what he does to Thesaurus and he was gonna create a masterpiece. He tried to imply that his adversary had a spotted face that's why he's called The King Of The Dot. He also had fat jokes and made fun of his opponents sex life. He said that his oppositions battle reign was over and he seems to call him Pete then tried to imply that he couldn't rap on tracks. He said that he was glad that they were competing in Toronto and he cursed at his adversary putting his middle finger up while accusing him of having an under aged girlfriend. Thesaurus jumped in right after DirtBag Dan finished and tried to say that she has a restraining order on his challenger. He claimed to be the type of guy that likes to fight and compared him to the mascot from Burger King and accused him of being 9 and 1 on Grind Time but said that his victories are unfair. He was implying that he is higher ranking and the only reason he gets to face him is because of who he knows. Thesaurus brought up the fact that a lot of DirtBag Dan's battles have overtime rounds and tried to say the crowd doesn't laugh with him they laugh at him. He said that his opponent looks like every dude on the scale of evolution except the human, that's one of the best punchlines I heard all week. Thesaurus won this round of the tournament by a tad bit more.

DirtBag Dan started this round of the lyrical battle and asked how he was suppose to respect his face and wished that he was a Muslim woman so he could wear garments to cover it. He compared his opponents face to to dipset and the purple flag and made up a new color for his opponent, fish net. He basically focused on calling Thesaurus ugly. He even used references from a Nickelodeon show that I forgot all about until he mentioned it and said that his opponent has a Sponge Bob Square Pants face. DirtBag Dan finisher was funny about his face whistling when he puts his head out of a moving car. Thesaurus countered his challenger Sponge Bob Square Pants remarks saying that he is insecure and that beard under his neck is an inch of fur. He said that he was surprised that his opposition didn't cut it and called it his cheapest winning tactic. He said that when DirtBag Dan shaves he looks like a fagot. He bragged about he made rap battling a business and tried to imply that the person he was up against was the same as every other emcee. Thesaurus also spit a few rhymes that question his challengers native roots. He implied that his rival could barely speak Spanish and tried to call him embarrassed of his heritage. He claimed to have two carriers more lucrative than the one his opponent has and he told a story about his adversary proposing to his finance. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this lyrical matchup DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus by what seemed to be his real name Pete. He said his adversary let a porn star sit on his tongue and accused him of catching something on his tongue. He said that his opposition is competing with rapper T Rex's head then got syllabic and said a whole bunch rhymes. He showed his adversary out with true skills and showed that his opposition out for not being able to flow as quick. He told him no to act like he's fat because he's getting money, he's getting fat because eating too many fats and told him he needs to get in shape. DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus a liver face and made insults on his opponents nibbles. He told Pete that this was his world and said that he would slay it with ease. Thesaurus went in calling his opposition predictable and flipped his accusations of not being to flow double time. He said he was winning tournaments while his opponent was getting a minimum wage. He accused DirtBag Dan of unfairly winning rhyme battles and said that he actually has a pay roll and pension plan. Thesaurus won this rap clash by a tad bit more.

In the fourth and last round of this rhyme cypherthe King Of The Dot champion known as Thesaurus talked about his challenger's crew and had racist comments about Jews in which he was talking about Soul Khan. He claimed that DirtBag Dan jerked Jack Shitt out of a win that he deserved and called Tiger Ty a retard that was also able to beat him. He said that his opposition has gotten international trips to places such as London and Toronto than to him. He called his opponent a homeless bum and said he would put him in the dirt like mother nature then said he threw him off a plane. DirtBag Dan then went in next and started to flow and said that he guesses he know who get more respect in the T dot more then said his full name Dan Martinez and Thesaurus's real name is Peter Morse. He told the crowd he could've voted for his beautiful beard but instead he voted for his opposition who had opened soars and brought up the fact that his name means a book of synonyms. He called his opponent a gay pedophile and got lyrical and syllabic while talking crap. His last punchline when he mentioned 2012 implied that his Thesaurus is one ugly dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65gJB2bvHMk&playnext=1&videos=KJzhRCc92PM

REAL TALK 5 - DW vs Fluence

Fluence started round one of the one on one battle telling DW to eat a dick. He called him a shop-a-holic mall rat which I'm not sure is such a bad thing ut apparently that he was trying to imply so. His style was to be a joker ass hole type and said tried to imply that he should change his name. This MC also tried to say that his adversary can't handle smoking weed and is a cyber sex addict. He accused Fluence of being a sissy fag and told his opposition that it was time to retire from rapping and got real syllabic when he referred to breaking his opponent in four. DW went next in this rhyme battle and seemed to be trying to spit with lots of syllables as well. He accused his opposition of flowing like an actress because he uses props. He called his adversary a hypochondriac because he thinks he's dope which doesn't at all seem to be true in his book and accused his opponent of only taking rounds when he's buying drinks. He was thorough at puting rhymes together and his February 29 punchline was ill. His last metaphor implied that his adversary would never beat him. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the second round when Fluence started to spit DW's match up history and said that when he's finished people will spit in his face for being a fake. He claimed that his adversary hangs out at night club and swings around belt buckles and accused him of going to a private school where people never heard of Pharoahe monch but thought Vanilla Ice was kind of cool. He even told a syllabic rap tale about his opposition and about his mother and claims that her life was ruined when she gave birth to him. Towards the end of his verse Fluence seemed to be kicking a written verse with lots of syllables. DW went next accusing his opponent of choking in his third round and said he seen him on the internet acting like an internet thug who made foolish poses. The man got real lyrical and called him self an demon would leave him bleeding. He broke down each letter of Fluences name and made different words with them and then broke down his own name as well and seemed to be confident that he would win. This round of the tournament was a tie.

In the third and last round of the the rhyme cycle Fluence started it out talking crap about DW's sick as a flu reference and it sounded like he compared him to aids infested acrobat and seemed to have compared to a girl he did once. He was a real joker with a funny sense of humor and he spent a lot his verse describing the way his adversary's raps. I enjoyed his punchline about underground hip hop fitting under an umbrella. His last move during the cypher was to pull out a stage pro which was a T-Shirt that said called his opponent a fagot. DW went into flow next and said that he was about to go wild and prove that he can beat Fluence without having to sacrifice his own style. He said that an MC's ability is not to create images lyrically and not literally. He maintained his syllabic in his his bars and tried to imply that Fluence can't see him and he did have as much of a performance as Fluence and lacked charisma. Fluence won this round of the emcee clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Bja8M6zHI&videos=0SwrTMqRYiU



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IpSJ6vU6ZQ

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 4: Joka Jones vs Steve Staples

Joka Jones started the rap battle first and said that Steve Staples always says you can blame it on him for being an ass hole said to think about it he's saying he's an asshole and told everybody to think deeply about it. He compared his rival messing up on a bar is constipation and called himself a gunner called his opposition a runner that can't fight and hides under covers. He then began to say that he grips pipes like plumber and tried to equate his opponent to Stevie Wonder. He called his adversary a hater and said that he would have to put his hand on him then said he would put his gun to his wig. He said that he calls gun his staple remover and asked the crowd why they put him in the ring with him and said that they knew he was gonna bring him down. Joka Jones said that Steve Staples would be a 40 year old virgin and he all of a sudden got syllabic when giving a run down about is gonna happen to him. He said that he is a gunner and claimed to be in the gutter. He asked if the crowd if his adversary looks like somebodies little brother and said the funny story is that he is fat but hates to admit it. He said that it's nobodies fault that he's fat but his own and and accused him of eating too many chitterlings. Joka Jones brought up his oppositions battle against Fresh and said his opponent did all right in that cypher but overall he's corny. He had funny analogies of what his opponent smelled like. He compared himself to the well know cannibal Hannibal then compared his opponent to fake breasts. Steve Staples then went in and began to spit his verse and said challengers name is a joke and accused him of stepping out of his comfort zone for calling him out. He made it clear that his guns have good range and claimed that Joka Jones asked for the beating then called him a twerp. He gave a shout out to Young Thunda as well. He asked his opponent if thinks that he has the right to smirk just because he has one win. He claimed that rival is floating on cloud 9 now and said he would bring him back to earth. Steve Staples compared his opponent to ground turf and said let me show you how this magic works. He said he would have sex with his girl when he is ready and said he would turn his opponent into after birth. He even said he would go his wake and shoot up the church then said when it's war his challenger he is scared and hiding. He even compared Joka Jones to Keyshia Cole mother and said that his scope males sure that he is focused wen he pops. He said that his opponent is a snitch and he'd treat his life like spades leave him in a box. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rapping matchup Joka Jones went right in and said his verse saying he told Young Thunda they could fight if he's brave. He said when his gun spits it would put a part in his waves and said he would end his Steve Staples life then get something to eat. He said adversary's chatter was just talk to him and said he would lose his sneakers because his goons would take them off of him. He told his opponent that he isn't Soulja Boy even though they say he looks like him and said not to get it twisted because this ain't an easy match and said he would squeeze the mac and leave his opposition with nothing with nothing but a large piece of fat. Joka Jones said that he'd two piece his rival like a Reese's pack and told him not to rap and to just get a job. He said he would treat his Steve Staples like a kabob. The last thing he mentioned was if you look up his opposition Steve O from Jack ass stapling a sack to his leg He bragged about how strong his marketing is. Steve Staples went in and started rapping. He called his challenger Marcus Jones and said that he is really a good kid. He claimed that his opposition listens to a lot of Tupac and he really wants to live that thug life while comparing bullets to stray hairs. Steve Staples said that his opponent shouldn't have been made a man. He said that he would shoot his adversary's funny bone and get rid of his sense of humor. He compared his gun to a rumor and said he gave his rivals girl a tumor. Steve Staples got on rival for having a baby face and asked how they called him Joka Jones when he looks like The Penguin. He tried to say that his challenger didn't look hard. He said that he would stomp the his opposition and turn him into two face. He said that he would turn his opponent into funny sections. He compared his shooting game to Ray Allen and said his opponent wouldn't poke someone on Facebook. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the one on one battle Joka Jones said that Steve Staples is a bitch and he could see it in his eyes. He said that his homeboys is looking for his opposition they aren't talking about office supplies. He said his boys would push a red dot then said easy button and said his girl friend is a bust down that stays on the stroll. He said he screws her lights out then sends her to him playing a roll and said that his opposition plays with her toes. He said that he would send her back to him with stain on her clothes and she would make a lie up about she got it from cooking then tell him that his plates on the stove. Joka Jones told his Steve Staples that he wasn't in the trap with his gun and accused him of selling socks on ninety fifth. He said that his opponent doesn't hit the block or spray automatics and said the last time he was he was eating up the green he ate cabbage. He told his opposition that nothing he makes is classic and he ain't worth a nickel. He also compared his opponent to a dill pickle and called him one of the Dill pickles then accused him of playing with Bee Bee guns. He said his gun would put him against the wall. Steve Staples went in and called his challenger a hater. He said that if his opponent doesn't believe he can do it he'd make him fly. He said that he wouldn't be using hands when he waves good bye. he said that he would take the pump and turn his opponent to a sky scraper then get his girl and let a whole bunch of guys rape her. He compared his guns to a Fraternity. He called him self a cold nigga then described his internal organs to Joka Jones. He claimed to have a chopper on him and said that when it's beef turn his opponent into pasta. Steve Staples reminded Joka Jones that he's not a goalie. He told his challenger if he's married to the block then he needs to start separating and I liked the punch line he made referring to his oppositions segregating. He taught a little bit of history with the rhyme he said about emancipation. He said that his arms are strong with no Lance relation and said his opponent is a liar. He said that he shoots storms that blow until the roofs gone. He said that his homeboys be getting head from his adversary's girl and said that he would meet him in his hood with guns that can shoot a hundred yards. Steve Staples won this round of the rap clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guRHffBOq1E&videos=B9XaQx899Ws



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz60k6N2Ee8&videos=B9XaQx899Ws