Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 4: Joka Jones vs Steve Staples

Joka Jones started the rap battle first and said that Steve Staples always says you can blame it on him for being an ass hole said to think about it he's saying he's an asshole and told everybody to think deeply about it. He compared his rival messing up on a bar is constipation and called himself a gunner called his opposition a runner that can't fight and hides under covers. He then began to say that he grips pipes like plumber and tried to equate his opponent to Stevie Wonder. He called his adversary a hater and said that he would have to put his hand on him then said he would put his gun to his wig. He said that he calls gun his staple remover and asked the crowd why they put him in the ring with him and said that they knew he was gonna bring him down. Joka Jones said that Steve Staples would be a 40 year old virgin and he all of a sudden got syllabic when giving a run down about is gonna happen to him. He said that he is a gunner and claimed to be in the gutter. He asked if the crowd if his adversary looks like somebodies little brother and said the funny story is that he is fat but hates to admit it. He said that it's nobodies fault that he's fat but his own and and accused him of eating too many chitterlings. Joka Jones brought up his oppositions battle against Fresh and said his opponent did all right in that cypher but overall he's corny. He had funny analogies of what his opponent smelled like. He compared himself to the well know cannibal Hannibal then compared his opponent to fake breasts. Steve Staples then went in and began to spit his verse and said challengers name is a joke and accused him of stepping out of his comfort zone for calling him out. He made it clear that his guns have good range and claimed that Joka Jones asked for the beating then called him a twerp. He gave a shout out to Young Thunda as well. He asked his opponent if thinks that he has the right to smirk just because he has one win. He claimed that rival is floating on cloud 9 now and said he would bring him back to earth. Steve Staples compared his opponent to ground turf and said let me show you how this magic works. He said he would have sex with his girl when he is ready and said he would turn his opponent into after birth. He even said he would go his wake and shoot up the church then said when it's war his challenger he is scared and hiding. He even compared Joka Jones to Keyshia Cole mother and said that his scope males sure that he is focused wen he pops. He said that his opponent is a snitch and he'd treat his life like spades leave him in a box. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rapping matchup Joka Jones went right in and said his verse saying he told Young Thunda they could fight if he's brave. He said when his gun spits it would put a part in his waves and said he would end his Steve Staples life then get something to eat. He said adversary's chatter was just talk to him and said he would lose his sneakers because his goons would take them off of him. He told his opponent that he isn't Soulja Boy even though they say he looks like him and said not to get it twisted because this ain't an easy match and said he would squeeze the mac and leave his opposition with nothing with nothing but a large piece of fat. Joka Jones said that he'd two piece his rival like a Reese's pack and told him not to rap and to just get a job. He said he would treat his Steve Staples like a kabob. The last thing he mentioned was if you look up his opposition Steve O from Jack ass stapling a sack to his leg He bragged about how strong his marketing is. Steve Staples went in and started rapping. He called his challenger Marcus Jones and said that he is really a good kid. He claimed that his opposition listens to a lot of Tupac and he really wants to live that thug life while comparing bullets to stray hairs. Steve Staples said that his opponent shouldn't have been made a man. He said that he would shoot his adversary's funny bone and get rid of his sense of humor. He compared his gun to a rumor and said he gave his rivals girl a tumor. Steve Staples got on rival for having a baby face and asked how they called him Joka Jones when he looks like The Penguin. He tried to say that his challenger didn't look hard. He said that he would stomp the his opposition and turn him into two face. He said that he would turn his opponent into funny sections. He compared his shooting game to Ray Allen and said his opponent wouldn't poke someone on Facebook. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the one on one battle Joka Jones said that Steve Staples is a bitch and he could see it in his eyes. He said that his homeboys is looking for his opposition they aren't talking about office supplies. He said his boys would push a red dot then said easy button and said his girl friend is a bust down that stays on the stroll. He said he screws her lights out then sends her to him playing a roll and said that his opposition plays with her toes. He said that he would send her back to him with stain on her clothes and she would make a lie up about she got it from cooking then tell him that his plates on the stove. Joka Jones told his Steve Staples that he wasn't in the trap with his gun and accused him of selling socks on ninety fifth. He said that his opponent doesn't hit the block or spray automatics and said the last time he was he was eating up the green he ate cabbage. He told his opposition that nothing he makes is classic and he ain't worth a nickel. He also compared his opponent to a dill pickle and called him one of the Dill pickles then accused him of playing with Bee Bee guns. He said his gun would put him against the wall. Steve Staples went in and called his challenger a hater. He said that if his opponent doesn't believe he can do it he'd make him fly. He said that he wouldn't be using hands when he waves good bye. he said that he would take the pump and turn his opponent to a sky scraper then get his girl and let a whole bunch of guys rape her. He compared his guns to a Fraternity. He called him self a cold nigga then described his internal organs to Joka Jones. He claimed to have a chopper on him and said that when it's beef turn his opponent into pasta. Steve Staples reminded Joka Jones that he's not a goalie. He told his challenger if he's married to the block then he needs to start separating and I liked the punch line he made referring to his oppositions segregating. He taught a little bit of history with the rhyme he said about emancipation. He said that his arms are strong with no Lance relation and said his opponent is a liar. He said that he shoots storms that blow until the roofs gone. He said that his homeboys be getting head from his adversary's girl and said that he would meet him in his hood with guns that can shoot a hundred yards. Steve Staples won this round of the rap clash.

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KOTD - Chuggo vs OZ

Chuggo started the first round battle talking about all the rap cyphers that OZ was in and tried to call them corny and said during one of them it was such a joke you could see him in the background going for a smoke. He called his opponent a bearded lady that loses to kids in tournaments. He put OZ's hometown on blast because apparently he claims to be from Toronto. Chuggo said that his rival is far from from BuckShot and his label is far from Duck down then called him a punk clown. He called his adversary a bearded lady again and said his mothers pussy looks like folded Bologna. Chuggo made it clear that the cypher wasn't going to be an O.T. because he knows how to chop up his opposition. OZ went up to rap next and told the crowd to ignore the fact that Chuggo he's not from Toronto. He awkwardly called his challenger a bitch and implied that he was born in York finch and he said that they are both from the same place but he moved because he smokes too much and plays gta 4. He accused his adversary of moving to Montreal to do porn and said he can't believe that he's still rapping because he use to be a corny spitter with an attitude. OZ accused his opponent of growing up to be a bad rapper who never had a clue and said that if he was his father he would've broke his hand smacking his opposition. He said that his challenger doesn't have a gun or a crew. He messed up after that and I wasn't sure if he was freestyle spitting or kicking a written. He tried to imply that OZ is a rat. but he was saying anything so Chuggo won this round of the rap battle.

In the second round of this cypher Chuggo said that he likes to get drunk because he can't enjoy OZ's mother while he's sober and compared her ass hole to a coiled cobra. He even called his oppositions sister a slut while equating her to Toyota and told the crowd to watch how his face looks while making him regret that he ever signed up for Facebook. He said that his adversary's sisters name was Allison. It sounded like he was trying to imply that his rivals mother let people fist her and called him Peter and tried to say that she was in a porn movie. Chuggo told everyone his opponents last name and tried to imply that it sounded like the name of a medication company. He gave an example of what the commercial for the medication. OZ went in to spit his verse next and said his opposition called out Hollohan in a battle. He claimed somebody named Vinny would kick his challenger skinny ass then he changed up and called him fat. He claimed to never know his rival ever existed and he said he called out the leaders and the judges of the Grand Prix and said that he must've been smoking some bad weed. He called his Chuggo life a bad dream and called him a perfect mixture between in bread and incest. OZ also tried to say that his opponent practices bestiality and tried to call him a crazy drug addict. He said that his challenger sucks at life like Shack at free throws and said that he's a lumber jack that chops trees. He asked his opposition if he seen the size of his sack. He ended by saying that he had mass appeal then he fell off and started saying anything. In my opinion Chuggo won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of the cypher Chuggo claimed to have been locked up with OZ and that's supposedly how they met. He implied that his adversary got raped in jail and started to enjoy it after awhile. He said that his opposition use to coward in his cell and eat his own tooth paste then he said when the guards come around they used his ass as a suit case. He thought that his opposition was a snitch and said he probably has crime stoppers on speed dial. Chuggo accused his opponent of having a swollen raped buttocks and compared his name to that HBO series. OZ started off by saying he thinks that someone want to put him on pay per view I think there was too many people in the background talking. and he said when he wins the battle Loe Pesci can pay him. He said that his opponents a chubby dude and asked him why is it hard to pay for food. He said that his challenger quit even looking for a job and compared him to a corn on the cob and called him a cracker. He then started to say anything he was most likely improvising then he said he would sleep with all the woman in his oppositions family. OZ ran out of things to say to and made it clear that he was choking. Chuggo won this round of the rap battle.

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Ego Vs. Dred Battle

Ego started the rhyme battle with a creative rap story. I don't know if the story was true or imaginative but personally I'm tired of MC's starting there rap verse talking about a story about how the rap battle came to be because too many battle rappers do it. Not to take anything away from the rapper Ego that boy can spit. Ego's finishing punchline in this round of the rap cypher was when he said He can kill Dred with a hook like candy man. Dred seemed to be freestyling off the top of the dome with his rhymes which I would say was kind of amazing because he held his own and sounded just as good as his opponent Ego but I would say that the way he ended his rap verse was shaky. This round of rhyme battle was a tie.

Ego stepped up his rap rhymes up during this round of this rhyme battle. The first punchline he spit woke the crowd up when he said I hate Reggie like Spike Lee. Ego also had a hard punchline when he referenced to the Soviet Union and his closing punchline might be the best punchline I heard this week about giving the crack head a key to take off Dred's lox, do you get it. Dred went hard with his freestyle raps and managed to stay pretty relevant. Dred had a ton of reaction from the crowd. Ego won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion but Dred was close.

Ego had comedic punchlines and hard punchlines this round of the rap cypher. Ego said that Dred couldn't smell the air if he broke it. Do you get it? My favorite punchlines in this round came from Dred the one when he reffered to stretching before you get in the game and the metaphor about Chucky Cheese were my favorite punchline. I would say Dred is the winner of this short round of the rap cypher but he didn't have as many hard hitting punchlines, He should've went in longer. I'd have to give this rap battle to Ego.

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Nity Gritz versus Insight

>Insight started the first round of the cypher and seemed to be freestyle rapping off the top of the dome. Insight wasn't doing too bad for someone who didn't write his raps. Nity Gritz had slicker battle raps. Nity Gritz had a syllabic rap style I don't know if he was freestyle rapping. Nity Gritz won this round of the rap battle that dude can freestyle if that was off the top of the dome.

In the second round it was bad for Insight he was forgetting his punchlines. Insight was bad he tried to freestyle rap but it really didn't help him. Nity Gritz killed his opponent the syllabic battle raps. Nity Gritz had a good ending during his rap verse. Nity Gritz won this round of the rap clash.

In the last the crowd was complaining about how quiet Insight's voice was. Insight needs to practice free styling because his rap verse was dead. Nity Gritz continued to spit his rhymes syllabic. Nity Gritz had the worse rap rhymes in this round but still did better than his opponent. Nity Gritz won this round of the rap battle.

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