Showing posts with label rap jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rap jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Grind Time Now presents Soul Khan vs Fresco

Fresco started the rap battle first and told his opponent that he had respect but would not get more and claimed Soul Khan was a fagot. He then said his opponent's lines would be about fashion. He then said his opponent was imagining him naked and threatened to punch him in the throat. Soul Khan said that it's weird hearing Fresco calling him a fagot and claimed that he was trying to battle Sahtyre. He then brought up his opposition's match against illusion z and tried to imply that his opponent was a big homo. He then brought up how his adversary met Real Deal aka Trevor. Soul Khan won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the rap clash Fresco went into spit against Soul Khan and gave a shout out to Poison Pen. He claimed that he wanted a Smack rapper and talked about shooting guns. He then claimed to have news stamp clips and implied seperating his opponent from his soul. He claimed that his opponent was more out of place in the hood then he was. Soul Khan went into spit and claimed to have listened to Fresco's music. He accused his challenger's of missing soul in his music and accused his biggest match of being a 2 on 2 with his name on it. He accused his opponent of having big birds voice. Soul Khan won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Fresco went into spit and said he dressed the way he did just be a ladies man. He then said Soul Khan was a small bitch and claimed that he had to say something. He ended his bars subliminally mentioning Mind, Body, and Soul. Soul Khan then went into rhyme and seemed to have exposed his Amazing Crack a pink T. He accused his rival of having a chromosome covered in glitter. He claimed that his opposition had never been in a fist fight and didn't start rapping until 2008. Soul Khan won this round of the rapping battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2VM0kpymPw



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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Bar Exam 7 / GTN Presents: Base vs Lex Diamond

Lex Diamond went into spit and claimed that he would let it be know that he would be beating Base. He then claimed that his adversary couldn't stomach flows and accused him of being the off spring of Rugged's nose. He then said his opponent wasn't Dizaster and accused him of being a minor inconvenience and claimed to do cross country back in high school. Base then went into rhyme telling everyone to relax because he wouldn't beat up Lex Diamond who he referred to as being the little girl from monsters ink. He then said his adversary might have the Andy Milonakis disease and tried to call him Lil Romeo's house keeper. He tried to imply that his adversary's skills haven't full developed. This round of what seemed to be a part freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

Lex Diamond then went into rhyme and claimed that Base's girl friend was ugly and claimed he would burn him to ashes. He then said his flow would drown his opponent and accused him of wearing turbans on his head. He accused his opponent's last girl friend of being a guy. Base then went into rhyme and made references to what Lex Diamond was wearing. He subliminally tried to accuse his challenger of biting Dumbfoundead and called his opponent a Halloween hoe. He then tried to imply that his opponent has to do more than make the crowd laugh to win. This round of the cypher was won by Base.

In the third round of the freestyle clash Lex Diamond went into spit and claimed Base dates the monkey from Aladdin. He claimed that his adversary sounded like a Jewish guy and told him that he needed to quit rap. He then implied putting his opposition in his trunk for his last bar. Base then went into rhyme and specified the difference between him and Dizaster. He then claimed his adversary looked like Aladdin's pet monkey. His delivery was way more entertaining and in your face. This round of the exhibition goes to Base in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbv3kGevNVY



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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES QF - Gizmo/Prince Kong Vs Silvertounge/Mr

Silvertounge started the rhyme battle for his team first claiming that Gizmo is a clang on and told Prince Kong that he could never be king. Mr Mackenzie referred to his opposition as Norman Bates and said the only thing worth digging is his oppositions grave. Both rappers on this team said there ending together. Prince Kong started his verse for his team in round 1 and said the Scottish have funny habits such as wearing skirts and Gizmo jumped in and tried to say that Silvertounge likes his cock in a dude. Prince Kong told his challenger that they already lost the battle and the money that it took to get there. Gizmo ended his round talking about throwing his adversaries grand mothers off the bus. In my opinion this rap clash was a tie because it was too hard to tell.

Mr Mackenzie started the second round of this rap cypher and said to Eurgh that he said there were no strings attached. He claimed that Gizmo thought he was extra hardcore and Silvertounge then went in and seemed to be mocking Prince Kong and added stage props to his performance. He seemed to be trying to accuse his opponents of practicing incest within there family because I guess that they are related. Prince Kong started his verse for his crew and seemed to be trying to imply that his adversary uses drugs and Gizmo jumped in and dropped an ill syllabic. He brought up Mel Gibson because I guess he's Scottish and In my opinion Gizmo won this round of the cypher

In the third round of the rap cypher Mr Mackenzie went first for his team again and claimed that he didn't need trouble so he keeps it humble. Silvertounge seemed to have called Prince Kong a fart smeller and made fun of his mother. Both members of the team spent the last part of there verse defining just who Tommy D is. Gizmo went in during this round of the rhyme battle for his team claiming to have google'd Mr Mackenzie then Prince Kong claimed that he kissed a guy. I'm mad that Gizmo was actually able to show a picture of one of his opponents kissing a guy wow how do you come back from that, that's sick. Prince Kong ended by calling his two adversary's fags and Gizmo said something about his oppositions having a dead mother. In my opinion Gizmo and Prince Kong won this round of the rap clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YYgNvQq5MY



Friday, September 3, 2010

AHAT Rap Battles: Rachit vs Yung Gicasso

Yung Gicasso went into the rhyme battle and said that his team stays fresh and hangs at the mall. He accused Rachit and sleeping on the curb like a bum and tried to say that New Jersey sucks. He said he hangs with killers but said that his opposition doesn't give him that same feeling. Rachit went into rhyme and claimed to be feeling insulted. I wasn't feeling the Dawson's Creek punchline. He claimed that his Yung Gicasso's girl gives him head and claimed the Strayt Paper is from the suburbs. He said that his challenger is scared of rejection and accused him of getting his salad tossed. Yung Gicasso won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of this cypher Yung Gicasso said that Rachit isn't really from New Jersey. He called opposition ugly throughout most of this round of the rap cypher. He claimed that his team blows pistols and seemed to be freestyle rapping part of his verse. Rachit went in to rhyme and said that Yung Gicasso doesn't want him to blast off. He claimed that his challenger is broke and brought up the fact that he called Nov a bitch. He ended off claiming that his mans didn't wanna be anywhere near him. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Yung Gicasso went into the rhyme battle telling a story and said that usually he says funny things. He said that if his Rachit's team keeps playing in the house party he said that his crew comes through with the full force and the swag. Rachit then spit his verse basically seeming like he was giving Yung Gicasso a warning. His bars were more syllabic and lyrical.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zehnWzzk62k



Thursday, September 2, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Nfact vs Yadi Supreme (rematch)

Nfact went in to this rap battle pretty confident that he would body bag Yadi Supreme because he already beat him before, He claimed that it would ust even the scre if he got beat this time so I would say that he wasn't worried at all if I had to be the judge. He claimed that his rivals spitting is fake every day. He calledhis adversary The Scorpion King. Yadi Supreme said that Nfact would practice incest with his mother and sister then catch a case of itchy balls. He called his opposition fake and accused his face of getting misty. He compared his adversary to raw chicken. Yadi Supreme won this round of the rap cypher.

Nfact went int this round of the match calling Yadi Supreme a soar loser and claimed to be a mid west monster. He said that the division needs a champ. He said that his rival can't rep Illinois and his home town is a genie lamp. He said that he was from Kentucky and continued to make gypsy jokes about his adversary. He ended his verse bringing up his last battle. Yadi Supreme went in this round of the rhyme battle saying that Nfact is too goofy and frail to be from Louisville. Yadi Supreme won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round Nfact told a story about how he messes with Yadi Supreme's wife and claimed to be a pro vet. He said that it's his third round and he didn't use a terrorist joke's during this battle. He said that it was impossible for his opposition to be ignoring him. Yadi Supreme went into this round rapping about how he was such an old school mc and how he has been at it for a minute. He seemed to say that he grew up a statistic. His rap flow was thorough. Yadi Supreme won this round of the rap clash

In the fourth round of the rap battle Yadi Supreme started rhyming and asked him not to post things on rapmusic.com with his name in it. He sad that he would never do a two on two with him and accused Nfact of lacking a whole vibe. He said that if his opponent was Mos Def his album would be whack on both sides. He tried to call his challenger a style stealing digital pirate. Nfact went into this round talking about his last battle with Yadi Supreme. He told his opposition to stop crying and to wipe his eye. Yadi Supreme won this round of the rap clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ORZt7uE5tU



Monday, August 30, 2010

The Draft Presents Daze Vs Paranormal

Daze started the rap cypher first and said he doesn't think he should call this a battle and said he was gonna brand Paranormal. He claimed that his adversary is usually known for losing and choking. He said that his rival making a mix tape is a bitch and accused him of not being able to fit in a recording booth. He referred to his adversary as being Andy Milonakis and said he wasn't sure if the reason he chokes is because food is caught in his throat or because he Panics. He claimed that the video had to be shot in Panoramic just to see his adversary and implied that his rival had a small penis size due to being over weight. He called his opposition an obese virgin that watches porn. Paranormal started the rap battle off calling Daze whack and said that his nose makes Soul Khan's look like Michael Jackson's. He claimed that his challenger is getting old and is soft and claimed that his muscles won't mean anything when he is meeting his maker. He expressed a complexed scheme of how he would murder his opponent but seemed to copying a scene from a movie in this round of the cypher. This round of the Hip Hop battle was a tie in my opinion.

For more about Daze click here to read a whole interview with him

In the second round of the match Daze went into rhyme mentioned about how Paranormal raps in a league called When Animalz Attack and referred to his adversary as being an elephant. He said that his opponent doesn't stop because he chokes it's to catch his breath after the last four words that he spoke and then seemed to be implying that his rival can jerk himself off with his stomach. He said that his adversary heard there was a fork in the road so he took out dinner plate, do you get it? He claimed that his adversary looked like a woman growing a mustache. He claimed that his adversary rapping is like connecting his beard and mustache. Paranormal went into spit his verse calling his adversary indistinguishable from the crowd and spitting like the rest. He called his adversary a full grown pussy and claimed to see pubes growing on his chest and asked his opponent if he was a drug addict. He seemed to be implying that his rival rigs explosives to Lawn Mowers and claimed that he has two sisters a mother and an aunt that was fatter than him. He claimed that he gets head from the both of them and called his challenger's girl a groupie. This round of the MC clash was a tie in my opinion.

For more about Daze click here to read a whole interview with him

In the third round of this rap cypher Daze went in to rap and claimed to be bow legged maybe as a counter on what Paranormal last said. He wished death on his adversary and said he'd humps his adversary's girl in the mouth and stick his fist in her snatch. He basically spent a lot of this verse implying that he would beat his adversary's ass. He said that he would cut his oppositions penis off and shove it down his throat then brought a stage prop of him touching a skinny kid with his shirt off and when i see it yea it looks like a fat kid but I want to know if it's really him an this is the second time it was shown during a battle. He said that he would punch his adversary in the lungs and pull his through his tits. He claimed that his brain was infected. Paranormal went in to call himself an everyday guy and called his Daze homo then tried to compare him to a Village Person. he started to get on the guys swag then started to mess up. He then cursed and had a long pause. He then ended by telling his adversary today wouldn't be his day and that he probably likes speedo's. He then called out SHOTGUN SUGE, HITMAN HOLLA, Iron Solomon and MATH HOFFA subliminally. He ended by saying his adversary punched like a bitch. In my opinion Paranormal won this round of the rap battle.

For more about Daze click here to read a whole interview with him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8laimfLXaQc



Grind Time Now Presents: Dirtbag Dan Vs. Ncredable

Ncredable started the rap clash first claiming that Dirtbag Dan and his mother got beards like real rabbis. He said that he would throw his opponent in the lake and make him feel baptized. He told his adversary that he wasn't from San Jose and threw some homo jokes in his verse as well. He said that he could barely believe that his adversary beat Tiger Ty and Soul Khan and seemed to be trying to imply his beard was apart of a strategy. He had racist incest jokes in his bars as well. He called his adversary a pot bellied lumberjack. Dirtbag Dan spit his bars and seemed to have claimed that he had to get rid of some of his main quotes because they were used. He compared Ncredable to electrical tape rapped around a skeleton and asked him why he is even trying to rap. He claimed that if he hit his opponent with one of his DJ's vinyl mats his spine will snap. He tried to imply that his opposition is a punk and said that the crowd doesn't care about how tough he supposedly is. He claimed that he could hit his rival without facing any type of repercussion and mentioned how his opponent was from Stockton This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap battle Ncredable went in to rhyme and said that Dirtbag Dan experiments with Crystal Meth. He accused his kids of hanging out at home sniffing paint thinners. He said that his adversary looks like the missing third member of Lynyrd Skynyrd and claimed that he gets a food voucher ever time you download his music. He basically spent a lot of time trying to call his adversary dirty and they claimed his opponent is from New Jersey. He accused his rival of having a a rapist beard which is the only way he can prove he is a male. Dirtbag Dan then went in and started to spit and countered Ncredable's accusations letting everybody know he was born in San Jose and said he looks like he is eats waxed fruit. He tried to imply that his challenger is a gay snitch and said he would get Soul Khan on him. He said that his opposition was a punk that wouldn't shoot. This round of lyrical tournament was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical match Ncredable started his rap verse implying that the first time he ever seen Dirtbag Dan was on the cover of a Bum Fights DVD. He said that he would leave his opponent in a 6 foot grave and tried to say that the man looks like Big Foot when he shaves. He said that he isn't drinking if he takes a shot and saidhis opponent is in another league when he raps and seemed to be making more old man jokes. He told him to move into a church quick and said people like his opoisition to move inside a church quick and ended his verse threatening to have girls run up on him and handle him. Dirtbag Danwent into the rap clash and mentioned how he battled in the Bay, L.A., Orlando, Hawai, london, legends in Toronto and Australia. He ended the cypher letting the crowd know how he reps his hometown where ever he goes. He told Ncredable that his challenger was never a match for him and said that he refers to Master P as lil Romeo's father. He accused his adversary of smoking crack and accused him of listening to nineties Hip Hop music back when Arsenio Hall was out. He made ended the battle making head and teeth jokes about his opposition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEthkee8PV8



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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Homeless vs Prhym8

Prhym8 started the rap cypher saying draw and claimed no to be talking about a doodle. He threatened to split the noodles of Homeless and his lyrical skills were thorough. He accused his opponent of having a joke of a fan base and called him better fitted as a baby sitter. He accused his rival of jerking off to gay porn. Homeless started his round of the rhyme battle calling his opposition a sorry excuse for a rapper and a bitch and told River Falls Wisconsin to suck his balls. He claimed that he was giving him an Official Welcoming Party to Minneapolis and told him to leave. He called his adversary a retard and told him 8 isn't even a prime number and he claimed that in the small town he lives in his music is disliked but he gets used to fill time slots at performances. Homeless won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher Prhym8 went into start spitting next and accused Homeless of looking scared like he was prepared to poop. He said that he was more prepared than his adversary and said that he should let him win just so he could get a new pair of shoes. He accused his opponent son of using dope and called him a freeloader that's alway digging in the trash. He called his adversary a lousy Mc. Homeless started his verse and brought up Prhym8's hometown. He said that his adversary is not unique an everything he does is in relationship from him. He said that later that night his adversary would try to sleep out side of rhyme sayers front door and told him to stop dick riding Big Zack because he seemed to be a local underground Artist. He ended his bars by wishing evil things on his challenger.

In the third round of the rap cypher Prhym8 claimed to slam poets and made a comparison of there penis sizes. He said that Homeless looked like an ant and him he should be a scientist and claimed to be the reason Grind Time needed a cage. He accused his adversary of getting hung on his ego's rafter. He claimed that his rival had incest stories and accused his sister of infecting people. Homeless went into the rap cypher making monkey jokes about Prhym8 and tried to imply that he was a copy cat as well. He called his adversary's label fake and whack then his bro's wannabe gangsters. He made a comment about the N bomb and called his adversary a product of incest. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8_nipsY8Hc



Friday, August 27, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Richard Cranium vs Fat Boy

Fat Boy stepped in to the battle calling himself a fat criminal that walks and moves swiftly and seemed to be trying to say that Richard Cranium is a Hill billy. He cursed at his opponents mother and father then who he came to the cypher with. He said that he'll make he'd make his adversary watch as he kills his family and accused his people stinking. He called Loaded Lux a Daffy Duck looking nigga. Richard Cranium went up to rhyme next and called stated that he was born and bread in Baltimore. He called Fat Boy gay and proud then said said he would beat him for his kicks. He cursed at his challengers life and said he would shoot at him with a gun that shoots knives. He told his adversary screw him and his dick faced mother and said if he wants a tall swerve he'd be screwed if he talks first. He was more of a lyrical MC. This round of he rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash Fat Boy went in to rhyme and said that he'd punch Richard Cranium in his face and leave his back broke. He made clear that he was prepared for his oppositions fat jokes. He said that rapping against his opponent won't open up any doors for him. He said that he gets more hoes than his adversary and said he was waiting for his rival to say he word nigga because he would beat his ass. He cursed at everyone supporting his opponent. Richard Cranium went in to spit his bars and said he would snap the neck of Fat Boy's infant. He tried to imply that his challengers girl be sucking his penis and compared his adversary to Puff Daddy. Fat Boy won this round of the rapping battle

In the third round of the MC clash Fat Boy told a story about having sex with Richard Cranium's girl and claimed that he had got caught when he came back to get his lunch. He then said his opponent was hurt when he found his wife having sex with him and claimed to feel sorry for Grind Time Atlanta for having him as a member of the league. Richard Cranium went in to spit his verse claiming that he knows how much of a dick head he is. He said that Fat Boy is nothing to him and said he is a bitch to him that can't freestyle and would break his knee. He told his adversary to screw his chick because she'd get eaten like chick a peas. He then started to run out of things to say which was surely not good. He said his government name Bill. Fat Boy won this round of the cypher.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXq_qiSJyDM




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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

YOUNG ALE VS WEAPON-X HUNTING SEASON

WEAPON-X started the rap battle mentioning HEAD ICE and said he would put a foot in YOUNG ALE ass both legs. He said that he's battling a nigga with long hair from the Bronx and compared his adversary to Jennifer Lopez. He claimed to have studied how rivals word play and said that he screams and makes noise just to get a crowd reaction. He said that every punchline his opponent makes is about what he is gonna do to a nigga. He said that he figures he'd switch it up to make the crowd go wild and beat his opposition by using his own style. He then proceeded to bring up his rivals rap history and told the crowd about his last two battles. WEAPON-X called himself the lethal injection that kills YOUNG ALE and he seemed to be searching through his memory banks for things to freestyle. He said that he would put the K in front of his eye and said he would slice his adversary in the abdomen with a machete blade then spill him. He said he would hold his opponents parents hostage and he was just saying mad gruesome things. He tried to call his competition corny and said his birth is the result Stevie Wonder playing games with crazy glue. WEAPON-X called his opponent bars stretched and said he couldn't figure out his opponents race then tried to imply that his father does lawn work. YOUNG ALE started rapping next and said that he heard his opponent brought his girl to the cypher I hope that isn't true because the dumbest thing that you can do in my opinion is bring your girl friend or your mother to your match up. He said that when he squeezes the gun he said that one shot will leave his chest open like a V neck his expression made the rhyme come alive even though it was mad generic. He said he would make WEAPON-X's mother play Russian roulette with an oozy and put a rocket to his grand ma's rocking chair. YOUNG ALE made a story about what he'd do to his sisters too and said he would choke the baby in his family with his bib. He said he would find his fishes and then sprinkle some seasoning on them and fry them then said he shoot the vermin in his house and the neighbor. He compared his challenger to an X men character and said he would turn his block into an apocalypse. The last thing he said was he would turn his waves to a mo hawk. In my opinion YOUNG ALE won this first round of this round of the rhyme battle.

in the second round of the tournament WEAPON-X started off the this round of the clash talking junk about his opponents speech impediment and elaborated on it. He said he would kidnap his opponents daughter and have convicts choke her then cut his eye lids off then make him watch them poke her. He said he would throw his opponents face on the grass and watch it get slashed by a running lawn mower and he seemed to be spitting some freestyle rhymes once more he was just saying any thing. He said that he would leave YOUNG ALE worked like the color of his shirt. WEAPON-X said he was gonna take the s out of smirked and and his adversary would get merked, yo I ain't got nothing against this emcee I heard him say some hot rhymes in the past but that punchline was corny and i'm mad that the crowd hyped it up like it was thorough. He said that he has the metal on him and called himself a rebel army. His reference to T Pain was lame and it was a good thing he stopped himself. YOUNG ALE started off by saying that his challenger is an Oreo cookie and said that he's black and white like them old televisions then gave a good example. He said WEAPON-X changed his name from Omega while calling himself a veteran and compared him self to an X men character. He said that he would leave his rival like professor Xavier and said he would come through with a 350 and give his opponent a few shots then put him in a box then aid 3 sixty. He said a couple shots would leave his adversary extinct like a T Rex and claimed to be talking to be hollering at his girl. YOUNG ALE tried to imply that Lethal and C4 be taking turns running trains on WEAPON-X's girl friend and said that he's up next. He said he text-ed her then reffered to leaving heads spinning and compared his challenger to Roman numbers. He compared his adversary to Malcolm X for his last punchline. In my opinion YOUNG ALE won this round of the rap clash.

In the third round of the match up WEAPON-X went in saying that he's ready and said that he's deadly with a bat. He said he would swing once and turn his opponent into confetti. He said he would throw his mother on the ground kick her in the face make her suck his dick and use sulfuric acid as tooth paste. He said listen nigga then he messed up and he was surely freestyle rapping. He let everybody know that he was improvising and said he's quick with thinking up rhymes. He said for that green he stay wilding and said something about Ray Allen. WEAPON-X made it clear that he wasn't going out with out a fight. He had a DMX style and said he'd kill YOUNG ALE bitch in the middle of the night. He began to spit about how he would shoot his adversary and said that his home boys would jump in. He claimed that the tournament was a mis match and said he would throw a javelin through his six pack. he said that when he's finished they would use his rib cage as a dish rack. YOUNG ALE started off saying that he found out his opponents real name is Darius and called him a school boy and said that heard he goes to college. He tried to imply that his WEAPON-X wasn't real and claimed to know when and where to find him. He compared his opponent to Eminem and said that he would catch them Aftermath. He equated hitting D to algebra. The best thing about him was his delivery and his consistency as he tried to imply that his challenger was purple, he even pulled out his flash light to help him see him better. He began to start saying anything in his verse but his closer was straight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56I1dsrkSHw&videos=bKRA3Y26VGI



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Friday, July 23, 2010

KOTD - Chuggo vs OZ

Chuggo started the first round battle talking about all the rap cyphers that OZ was in and tried to call them corny and said during one of them it was such a joke you could see him in the background going for a smoke. He called his opponent a bearded lady that loses to kids in tournaments. He put OZ's hometown on blast because apparently he claims to be from Toronto. Chuggo said that his rival is far from from BuckShot and his label is far from Duck down then called him a punk clown. He called his adversary a bearded lady again and said his mothers pussy looks like folded Bologna. Chuggo made it clear that the cypher wasn't going to be an O.T. because he knows how to chop up his opposition. OZ went up to rap next and told the crowd to ignore the fact that Chuggo he's not from Toronto. He awkwardly called his challenger a bitch and implied that he was born in York finch and he said that they are both from the same place but he moved because he smokes too much and plays gta 4. He accused his adversary of moving to Montreal to do porn and said he can't believe that he's still rapping because he use to be a corny spitter with an attitude. OZ accused his opponent of growing up to be a bad rapper who never had a clue and said that if he was his father he would've broke his hand smacking his opposition. He said that his challenger doesn't have a gun or a crew. He messed up after that and I wasn't sure if he was freestyle spitting or kicking a written. He tried to imply that OZ is a rat. but he was saying anything so Chuggo won this round of the rap battle.

In the second round of this cypher Chuggo said that he likes to get drunk because he can't enjoy OZ's mother while he's sober and compared her ass hole to a coiled cobra. He even called his oppositions sister a slut while equating her to Toyota and told the crowd to watch how his face looks while making him regret that he ever signed up for Facebook. He said that his adversary's sisters name was Allison. It sounded like he was trying to imply that his rivals mother let people fist her and called him Peter and tried to say that she was in a porn movie. Chuggo told everyone his opponents last name and tried to imply that it sounded like the name of a medication company. He gave an example of what the commercial for the medication. OZ went in to spit his verse next and said his opposition called out Hollohan in a battle. He claimed somebody named Vinny would kick his challenger skinny ass then he changed up and called him fat. He claimed to never know his rival ever existed and he said he called out the leaders and the judges of the Grand Prix and said that he must've been smoking some bad weed. He called his Chuggo life a bad dream and called him a perfect mixture between in bread and incest. OZ also tried to say that his opponent practices bestiality and tried to call him a crazy drug addict. He said that his challenger sucks at life like Shack at free throws and said that he's a lumber jack that chops trees. He asked his opposition if he seen the size of his sack. He ended by saying that he had mass appeal then he fell off and started saying anything. In my opinion Chuggo won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of the cypher Chuggo claimed to have been locked up with OZ and that's supposedly how they met. He implied that his adversary got raped in jail and started to enjoy it after awhile. He said that his opposition use to coward in his cell and eat his own tooth paste then he said when the guards come around they used his ass as a suit case. He thought that his opposition was a snitch and said he probably has crime stoppers on speed dial. Chuggo accused his opponent of having a swollen raped buttocks and compared his name to that HBO series. OZ started off by saying he thinks that someone want to put him on pay per view I think there was too many people in the background talking. and he said when he wins the battle Loe Pesci can pay him. He said that his opponents a chubby dude and asked him why is it hard to pay for food. He said that his challenger quit even looking for a job and compared him to a corn on the cob and called him a cracker. He then started to say anything he was most likely improvising then he said he would sleep with all the woman in his oppositions family. OZ ran out of things to say to and made it clear that he was choking. Chuggo won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oij7jwbp54A&videos=0DmXR1XmFYY



Saturday, July 17, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Illusion Z vs Tricky P

Tricky P started the rap battle confidently claiming to have an evil twin and apparently he was talking about Illusion Z. He had a goofy rap style and started out real slow and stern then tried to rap faster and more syllabic. He had no problem calling his opponent a cheap mexican knock off that sounds whiter than him and he then began trying to speak with a south of the border accent. This rapper also said bragged about how he was this that and the third. Tricky P was a loose canon and accused some female of wanting to touch his chest. His last statement was that public humiliation is exhilarating. Illusion Z was up next. He claimed to know what the crowd was thinking and which rapper is gonna choke first and follow trend and used a lot of expressions when he started and wasted no time taunting his adversary in this battle. He said that his opposition will start to flare his nostrils after he beats Tricky P. This lyricist said that everybody there expects him to dominate his opponent. He called his challenger a freckly freak with orange hair and said he wasn't a doper rhymer. Illusion Z called him Richy Cunningham which I would say was pretty funny and his last statement was based on the personals that his opponent used. This round of the cypher was a tie they both had a great performance.

In the second round of this rhyme battle Tricky P went in and said he wasn't sure if his adversary is casting black magic or if Antonio Banderas is giving him dance classes. He continued to rap with a syllabic delivery. He even said that he would be chilling with his girl later on. He mentioned Illusion Z having a battle against Cruger and said that respect is meant to be earned. He said that his opposition is lucky that they let him return. Tricky P said that he got haters from forgetting his words while his opponent got haters from remembering his. He said that his challenger can dis the way that he looks and call him the drunken type and said he only choked once or twice. He said that his rival choked more than once and he sucks at life and said that when he mess up he is like Justin Beaver having a seizure. Illusion Z said that any cunt that said Tricky P would win the cypher was a junky from his disgusting country He said that his challenger sounds like piglet speaking through Christopher Robins. He compared his Canadian rival to a penalty shot. This round was a tie in my opinion as well.

In the third round of this cypher Tricky P spit with a different flow and nothing but confidence. He called Illusion Z a timid little kid and said that for years he had to listen to him. His looked super funny when he was spitting his raps and he seems to make excuses about why he doesn't win according to this man. He said that his adversary asks for sympathy when but his pain is self inflicted and asked him who he was trying to be the the Mexican Mel Gibson. Tricky P said that with a little hope America can get as Canada. His ending was colorful and smooth I liked it. Illusion Z then started rhyming next and said he only mentions relevant people when he raps and tried to accuse his rival of going into compulsive attacks. He said that his adversary only feels comfortable spitting under silver lights while skating with tights. He called Tricky P Vanilla Ice cross bread with Ginger Spice and called him a fagot M C. He compared himself to Barry Bonds and said that it's hard to make his challenger look real. He focused on the fact that his adversary had very little melanin in his skin and said that Tricky P just got sunned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh41L8fbrRg

Friday, July 16, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Ness Lee vs Illmaculate

Ness Lee started this rapping battle he went in mentioning DirtBag Dan claiming that he got a little butt hurt and said he knows his history, he called him a punk nerd. After he was finished calling out rappers he then focused on his opponent Illmaculate and didn't hesitate to make height jokes. He called him a 2 foot geek then I got lost after that he was highly syllabic but his accent had a bit of a mumble. He talked junk about him having little ass shoes then he tried to call him a punk who got bullied and tried to accuse him of recording in a little booth. Ness Lee then went on to say. His The last thing he told his adversary to do was to leave before he sends him back to his respectful place on the side of T rex's face. Illmaculate then went in and started rapping and introduced his opponent. He called him foolish for answering the comments people leave him on Youtube and can't handle constructive criticism. He said that he debated on taking his challengers phone call and if he loses he would blame it on the crowd. He said that he should be battling people like Math Hoffa, Murda Mook, Serious Jones, Loaded Lux, Arsenal, or Iron solomon. He called Ness Lee bummy and scared and said that he will serve him leave his confidence smashed. He even brought up Hollow Da Don and told his opponent to keep on putting together all of his syllables uniquely. Illmaculate said that his opposition's insecurity is cut deep so he said that the wound is open. He made thorough statement about his adversary having to take his skill to another level that he ain't willing to to beat him. He said that he battled Soul Khan and Hollow Da Don the same day. His last punchline didn't rhyme then he called time. This round of the cypher was a tie.

Ness Lee went in and then started spitting his verse and the first thing he said was re-addressing the fact that he is from the south but he'd leave Illmaculate walking out and said he had sex with his opponents mother. He wanted to know why his opponent called him out if he's on such a low level. He slipped up when he started to ask him why he lost a battle to Soul Khan and Hollow da don the same day. He seem to have messed up then started rapping lyrical and sylabic. Ness Lee called his opponent a munch-kin midget. He even said he would leave him sitting like Russel Simmons. I liked the punchline he made about his adversary picking with people twice as tall as him and called him 3 and a half feet but tries to act street. He said that if Illmaculate had a nine in his pants he wouldn't be able to bend his knees. He all of a sudden started rapping like Grafh and spit about knocking his adversary out He had slipped up in the middle of his lines again I guess nobody caught it. He even tried to say that his opposition used to rock skinny leg jeans and that he use to talk more proper. He tried to say that his adversary has short arms and not just on his body. Illmaculate then went in and started to rhyme and pointed out why his challenger isn't better than him. He made the statement that you can tell the difference between his written down rhymes and freestyle raps. He said that he had sex with Ness Lee's girl and described it. He said that he took the guys girl out to dinner first and said that he uses his horrible un mixed vocals to torture T Pain with them. He said that he is using his adversary to get paid and equated himself to Dwayne Wayde. He said that his opposition seems brave and that it's unfortunate behavior. He had it down so tight that he called time for himself. Illmaculate won this round of the rap cypher because he stayed consistent no slip ups.

In the third round of this rhyme battle Ness Lee said that it was time to send his adversary and said that he stretches his punchlines for three bars. He called him self a rap general and referred to his opponent as being a rat. He asked his opponent on a refund for his mix tape. He messed up in the middle of spitting again then when he tried to rap this time he was calling Illmaculate the president of the worst division and a liar for saying most of the top tier of his jurisdiction of the Grind Time Rap Battle League was in jail. Ness Lee called him a corny rhyming nerd basically who thinks he is gangster and asked him what was up with his video. He said that his opposition was married to a midget but might hit it and called her really pale. He also said that he would punk his adversary and he wouldn't do nothing. He said he'd run up on his adversaries crew like what's good Goof troops and that he proved the white man can't jump or keep rhythm. He ended by saying that the ride is over. Illmaculate then went in and started rhyming and continued to make jokes about how Ness Lee freestyles. He said that he would destroy his challenger. He tried to say that his opponent didn't original verses and said that he is rapping against a bitch that was whining on the forums. He said as soon as he snaps he would slap him and told him to make a threat about it and called him a jealous clown. He called his adversary a no name. Illmaculate also tried to say that his rival is regional and make unbelievable stories. He called Ness Lee a dead beat that doesn't know what street credit means then equated him self to a PlayStation 3. He said that if his challenger tries to rush him he'd slice him with a rusty knife and accused him of begging producers for beats. He tried to say that his oppositions last mix tape was for Haiti relieves and made fun of his custom fitted hat. He tried to say that his rival wanted to see how much change he could fit in his hat and said he got head and chauffeured at the same time. Illmaculate won this round of the rap battle with no slip ups he stayed consistent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3HOzxEACtM




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Friday, June 18, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: New Era vs J Frost

New Era start the rap battle off and twisted calling J Frost a curve ball and broke down his name as an acronym. He said he'll send him shots back to back and put him on ice. New Era also gave J Frost a middle finger when he was rapping and he said he would rather sleep at the first sign of frost like hibernation. His rap battle lines seemed to written not and not free styled. When J Frost started by saying he's thirsty for violence and said that his opponent better reimburse for his gas milage. He had syllabic rap style He described stabbing New Era repeatedly. J Frost won this round of the rhyme battle.

New Era started rapping in this round of the cypher with a syllabic rhyme style. He called J Frost harmless like tickles to the arm pit and told him to be on his best behavior because he would stomp him down or in his words,"before my foot and your teeth arrange a blind date". New Era said if J Frost is the best rapper in Arizona then Hurricane Katrina should have washed it up. When it was time for J Frost to rap he started of by saying that he brings true terror because he a beast in rap. He continued to flow with a syllabic style. He basically tried to call New Era a liar and also tried to call him a weak MC and basically said that J Frost was a poor representation of New Orleans. J Frost definitely won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of the lyrical battle New Era said that J Frost being nice is a lie and said that he should wrap his hands around his neck like a present. He tried to say that J Frost has a swagger like a bummy ass B rabbit and the same hair cut and for his ending compared him to Eminem's discography. His rap challenger had hot metaphors but semmed to have toned his raps up during this round of the rapping battle but he stayed consistent with his syllabic lyrical rap ability. J Frost made fun of New Era's girl and said the only time New Era got his hands on knots is when he's touching the back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6TfBxz5Ljc&playnext_from=TL&videos=bnhH5ebeQEQ&feature=sub




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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 3: Charcol Papi vs Chemist

In the first round of the cypher Charcol Papi started the rap cypher off. His rap verses had intricate funny raps. He even asked the Chemist if he wanted to experiment with death for his last verse.Do you get it? Chemist was kind of corny and he was stumbling on his raps and punchlines. Charcol Papi won this round of the rapping battle.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Charcol Papi stepped his rap bars up. Charcol Papi even seemed to even have a few fat rap jokes about the Chemist and said the boy did his homework but still couldn't come prepared. Chemist tried to call Charcol Papi a dope head. Charcol Papi kept on stumbling on his rap verses. Charcol Papi won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT50qHtCu4I&playnext_from=TL&videos=eTD6M_9AP3k&feature=sub




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Monday, June 7, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Rone vs Caustic (formerly kid caustic)

Rone started the rap match up basically trying to call Caustic (formerly kid caustic) a loser and nerd whos plays video games and let people spit on him kind of like a mic. Rone had a ton of nose rap jokes becaause he apparently had a funny shaped nose. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) brought up a fact that Rone went to a Catholic school I'm not sure if that's true. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) basically tried to call Rone goody two shoes wimp. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) had a smooth ending during his rap verse. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Rone had a few strong metaphors, and tried to call Caustic (formerly kid caustic) nothing but a kid and his girl a guinea pig and said he would make Caustic (formerly kid caustic) girl feel pain. Rone had a questionable rap ending for this round. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) started his verse mentioning how Rone had mostly nose rap jokes in his raps. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) spit his raps in a syllabic format. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) won this round of rhyme battle.

In the third and last round of the rhyme battle Rone seemed to have started off spontaneously with a freestyle rap verse but it seemed real smooth and he had a creative approach this round talking about out whiting his opponent. Rone's last punchline in this ack bround was hot when he said rap is a joke because of rappers like Caustic (formerly kid caustic). Caustic (formerly kid caustic) stayed syllabic with his rhymes and tried to say that Rone looked like a member of the Brady Bunch. My favorite punchline that he used was you look like one of those contestants from Next. Rone won this round of the cypher.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HqBYzNidz8&playnext_from=TL&videos=6oWoRfiDKvY&feature=sub




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