Grind Time Now / Assault & Battling presents: Base vs Caustic

Base started the lyrical battle calling Caustic a square and claimed his rival knew everything about him. He accused his rival of not being able to keep his nose out of everyones business and claimed that he had wholes in his clothes. He compared his rival talking to ills mating. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed that he didn't usually do name flips but wanted to bring Base back to the basics. He then claimed Espiv getting slapped and claimed his rival couldn't freestyle. He told his rival that he no place in Hip Hop and told him to stop calling his mothers house home base. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Base went into spit and claimed that his father came to the states with a few bucks. He then claimed Caustic was a homeless kid who lived in a vacant school yard and tried to call him an evil computer nerd. He also mocked his rivals Italian heritage at the end. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed after the match the nose joke legacy would be passed along. He told his adversary that he wasn't from Al-Qaeda and asked him who he terrorized. He even brought up Dizaster and Dhalsim This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Base went to combat Caustic's nose jokes with a rebuttal. He even brought up history that i didn't know about Sicily, apparently the place was founded by Persians. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed Base better take back his jokes. He claimed that he would have sex with his challengers mother ejaculate on his nations flag and called him Dizaster's paparazzi. Caustic won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_1D_X2f_OY

Grind TIme Now presents: Caustic vs Rheteric

Caustic started the match first and thought Rheteric had some type of crazy strategy or something. He accused his opposition of sucking for the past three years. He claimed to be a mad scientist and said that he didn't care whether the guy was Hispanic or not. He said that his rival floated into his country talking about survival tactics and claimed to give hand shakes with the same hand that wipes his behind with. He finished off imitating and paying homage to tech nine. Rheteric went into rhyme accusing Caustic of not spitting about relevant subjects and accused him of being on Tiny Chat a lot. He said that his adversary beat 24/7. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme Caustic went into rhyme and mocked Rheteric for talking slick about his kid. He accused his opposition of pulling out his penis in front of a crowd full of lesbians and made a quotable punchline. He said that he could do what his opposition does but claimed to make rap seem effortless. Rheteric then went into flow and saying Dear Diary accusing Dirt of using Caustic for rides. He accused his opponent of doing a track with Dirt Bag Dan and Cadillac Ron but they hated his it. He said that the only song that showed up with him on the non perishables album was the one with Illusion Z. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion as well.

Caustic then went into spit claiming to think that going up against Rheteric seemed to be a bad decision. He claimed that when it came to battle rap his opposition didn't have a pot to piss in. He seemed to be implying that SP beat his ass in Minnesota. Rheteric then went into rhyme and tried to imply that his opponent was a little too into hip hop battles. He also brought up his opposition's battle with Rone. He accused his adversary of losing to somebody who sounds like Daffy duck. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjStdyCFYBY

Grind Time Now Presents: Caustic vs Roosevelt (Special co-host Paulie Malignaggi)

Caustic started the rap cypher first he seemed to be telling a story about how his match with Roosevelt came to be. His focus seemed to be about how young his opposition was and tried to say that he would get raped in jail. He seemed to be trying to call his opposition a square that grew up in a nice community no slum. He threatened to kill his adversary's whole family and his last rhyme was hot i'm probably put it in my sick punchlines page. Roosevelt started his rap verse with what seemed to be a question to Caustic about his match with cadalack ron. He then proceeded to make jokes about his adersary's nose and said that his adversary looked like a troll. he even claimed the would commit animal cruelty to his cat. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

Caustic then went in to rap and said that it was getting a little late and seemed to be trying to make fun of his Roosevelt's age some more. He then proceeded to accuse him of drinking some water some one sticks there dentures in. He also seemed to be implying that his opposition doesn't write his own lyrics. He was funny and made a great point about ghost writers. He had too many quotable raps. Roosevelt then went into make fun of Caustic's nose again and tried to imply that his opponents approach was easy. He tried to imply that his opposition was comedian and he made fun of the way his grandmother cooked, he was getting it in. He had more repeatable punchlines. Since Caustic had one quotable Roosevelt had more this round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion .

In the third round of the rap clash Caustic anxiously went for it and claimed that when Roosevelt rhymes it was hard not to laugh. He continued to make fun of his oppositions age and leaned in towards his money situation. He claimed to have heard about a Grind Time East Coast gang bang with his oppositions mother Dutch Vega, Poison Pen, and Soul Khan. and twisted he her name to Swallow Da Don. He even said that A-Class Amzilla, Cobra Ky, and Sara Kana. Roosevelt then went in to rhyme and said Caustic bites Madness and Frank Stacks. He claimed that Fredo called one of his peoples up and he then tried to imply that his adversary had a ghost writer as well. He had more Italian lines as well and seemed to be trying to call him an internet thug. He compared his oppositions to Banjo kazooy This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WI9rUs2vvk

Grind TIme Now Presents: Phranchyze/Stareater vs Caustic/Frank Stacks

Caustic and Frank Stacks started the first round of this cypher off. Frank Stacks accused Phranchyze of playing too much Halo and he said he would have Soul Khan sodomize him in his gape hole with a dreidel and called him gay then he called Stareater ugly. Caustic said that Phranchyze and Stareater look like a couple of shadows of bad teeth and said he would tell them to get some tattoos with black ink but why waste there money on tattoos that you can't see. Frank Stacks said that what seperates him from Phranchyze the battle rapper is that he's a real rapper and called Stareater an actual fagot. Caustic called Stareater Afro samurai. Phranchyze and Stareater spit there rap defense next. Phranchyze started off by asking who's a fagot and saying his opponents look like a possom and rat. He said the day that white kids say that he talks like he's black is the day he calls Frank Stacks and Caustic awesome at rap. He also accused them of trying to sell eight graders muscle relaxers and re enacted how they do it. Stareater said Caustic doesn't have adams apple he has an grape fruit and said he has an adam grape fruit. Stareater he would bang stacks like frog slammers. Phranchyze gave Frank Stacks an choices of how he wants to lose his life. Stareater said that Frank Stacks works at a gelatto stand and has a pair of ass less chaps. This round of the rap cypher was hard to judge but Caustic and Frank Stacks won this round in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Frank Stacks said that when they mention URL Phranchyze and Stareater go into nerd mode. Frank Stacks said that Stareater looks like an african burned toad. He even made fun of Phranchyze's Facial hair. Caustic went sick too and called Phranchyze a Roberto Clemente and said that his opponents go to homo parades in feminist. He said before work they put on leathery jackets and a funny soldier had and go to public Enemy rap concerts. these two rappers. had a funny ending in this round. Phranchyze started off and said he could make Frank Stacks's movement stop and his girl doesn't like to dance why would she do the Wop. Stareater said looks like a gringo flamingo and Frank Stacks was late to the battle because he couldn't figure out whether he wanted to wear Gringos or some old Jinos. Stareater said Caustic used to sing song along to low ka moa wearing shorts and sandles with open toes. Phranchyze said he could screw Frank Stacks mother he even called him piss hole for somebody who's got it together. Stareater tried to say that Caustic can't afford name brand cereal. Both Phranchyze and Stareater won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of this rap chlallenge Caustic said it's hard to take them seriously when it sounds like they are auditioning for STOMP. He said Phranchyze looks like the Beverly Hills Cop and Stareater looks like the Beverly Hills Ninja. Frank Stacks said Stareater is better off faceing math hoffa in a slap boxing contest then rap against Caustic and Frank Stacks. When it was time for Phranchyze and Caustic to spit there rap bars. Phranchyze started his verse round of the cypher calling himself the black Larry bird, he also said Frank Stacks is an over rated zero and said Frank Stacks looks like a Serbian Basketball Coach. Stareater called Caustic looks like the character from Rat a too ee and Frank Stacks mother is fat and Italian so that makes her a Guinea Pig. At the end of of this round of the tournament Phranchyze impersonated Caustic and Stareater impersonated Frank Stacks. In my opinion Phranchyze and Stareater won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANtXXku4wQ0&playnext_from=TL&videos=LVxKAe7sixY&feature=sub

Grind Time Now Presents: Rone vs Caustic (formerly kid caustic)

Rone started the rap match up basically trying to call Caustic (formerly kid caustic) a loser and nerd whos plays video games and let people spit on him kind of like a mic. Rone had a ton of nose rap jokes becaause he apparently had a funny shaped nose. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) brought up a fact that Rone went to a Catholic school I'm not sure if that's true. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) basically tried to call Rone goody two shoes wimp. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) had a smooth ending during his rap verse. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Rone had a few strong metaphors, and tried to call Caustic (formerly kid caustic) nothing but a kid and his girl a guinea pig and said he would make Caustic (formerly kid caustic) girl feel pain. Rone had a questionable rap ending for this round. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) started his verse mentioning how Rone had mostly nose rap jokes in his raps. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) spit his raps in a syllabic format. Caustic (formerly kid caustic) won this round of rhyme battle.

In the third and last round of the rhyme battle Rone seemed to have started off spontaneously with a freestyle rap verse but it seemed real smooth and he had a creative approach this round talking about out whiting his opponent. Rone's last punchline in this ack bround was hot when he said rap is a joke because of rappers like Caustic (formerly kid caustic). Caustic (formerly kid caustic) stayed syllabic with his rhymes and tried to say that Rone looked like a member of the Brady Bunch. My favorite punchline that he used was you look like one of those contestants from Next. Rone won this round of the cypher.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HqBYzNidz8&playnext_from=TL&videos=6oWoRfiDKvY&feature=sub