Showing posts with label Stareater. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stareater. Show all posts

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Stareater vs George Jetson

George Jetson went into rhyme and tried to imply that Stareater was a fagot. He brought up his opponents match against PT and said it was kind of funny. He called his opponent a nerd and was probably the biggest punk on the face of the earth. Stareater went into freestyle and accused him of looking like a paid waiter. He seemed to be trying to call his opponent was a Worlds of War Craft player and ended his verse implying that his girl had a tight pussy. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap battle George Jetson went into rhyme and said he would scalp Stareater's head so they could say that they had a dreadful situation. He also claimed that his opposition wasn't Jamaican and was faking and claimed that he got his name from playing video games. Healso accused his opposition of thinking he can beat Okwerdz. Stareater tried to accuse George Jetson being a pedophile and claimed that he was happy when he got his sister pregnant then found out he the baby was premature and died. He claimed that his adversary got beat by Cadalack Ron and tried to jerk him. He even brought up Sonny Bamboo. He claimed that his opponent eats cock. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle George Jetson went into freestyle and said he would serve Stareater like a Five Star Eatery. He claimed that he would leave his adversary in the hospital and implied dismantling his whole body into parts. Stareater then anxiously went into freestyle and made fun of George Jetson's mother making Irish jokes about him. He seemed to have switched to written raps and accused him of having anal beads. Stareater won this round of the freestyle clash in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the lyrical battle the dude Stareater brought up George Jetson's match against A Class. He called his opponent a rapping novice and told him to kick moon rocks. He claimed that his opponent came from a nice home where his mother had no idea that he was spitting flows. George Jetson then went into spit and claimed that he didn't care about the stars that Stareater ate. He said that he hadn't felt the recession until he seen his opponent and tried to call him dirty and making excuses. George Jetson won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_p2Wmu-YDM



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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Illusion Z vs Stareater

Stareater claimed that Illusion Z was obsessed with romantic Vampires and said he should kick his man pussy. He made a ton of Spanish jokes on his adversary as well and then asked him why he smelled like ass and lube. He asked his opposition if Hispanics have family reunions. Illusion Z then went into rhyme calling Stareater white. He asked his adversary if he knew what he was doing and reminded his adversary of who he was. He accused his adversary of living in la la land. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

Stareater then went into spit against Illusion Z and fresco had a gay romance and invited Kid Twist to wave a rainbow flag. He claimed that he should unhinge his opponents jaw and basically was trying to say that they would Spanish version of Guitar Hero. He called his adversary a flaming imposter and called his mother ugly. He called his opposition a confusing diva. Illusion Z then went in to spit and told a story. He brought up the fact that Stareater is from Alabama and said that he was from the same state as Forest Gump. He said that his opposition had it bad in high school This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Stareater started to rhyme with more racist punchlines. He had joke after joke and even accused his opposition of being a fag that dreams of him, John John Da Don, and conceited waving pom poms and cheering for him. Illusion Z then went into rhyme and said that every thing his opposition spits is a disgrace. He claimed that he would bring terror to his adversary's tribal sands. He said that his challenger offered to pay for his flight to get to the match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8o53FmVTxg



Friday, August 27, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: PT vs Stareater

PT went in to this cypher starting it off wishing Stareater would get ran over by a car and wished horrible things on his father. He claimed that cocks it and use's it and claimed he would leave his mother dead when he cocks and shoots it. He said that he's like the part on top of a human and claims that he's ahead. He said that before Grind Time he was seven times platinum on Myspace and with no friends. He claimed that he planned to leave him dead when he steps in the room and drop pepper seeds on his head. He accused his adversary of rocking a purse. He said to him his nick name is star. Stareater went into this rhyme battle and asked PT a question. He accused his adversary of having the complexion of soy sauce that was funny and accused him of committing robberies butt ass naked. He said that his adversary's cunt tastes like tuna fish and asked him what he was talking gangster for. He compared his challenger to Surgeon General and seemed to have more to say until they called time on him. Stareater won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle PT claimed that he could do his style better than Stareater could. He seemed to be trying to imply hat his adversary is incapable of getting women. He claimed that makes it easier for him to use a bomb on him and separate him. He said that he would give his adversary more shots than 12 record labels. He accused his adversary of trying to make him get hot and snatch up his wrist watch then stab him and stab him in his scrotum. He accused his opponent of wearing speedo's and said that he sounds like a retarded Caucasian and said he would hit his adversary with a silicone. He said that his opposition wouldn't start a fight and called him a bitch alone. He said that he'd shoot him and wipe the floor with his mop head. He said that if he ever says he'd sleep with a gun he'd lie with the long nose like Pinocchio. Stareater started his verse and asked the crowd if PT was the competition they gave him. He told him he wanted him to pay him back the money he donated to Haiti. He said he would stomp him out with his new shoes if he didn't answer quickly and said with violence he is never negligent and said he would upper cut his opponent then shoot him. He said that the only thing his adversary ever did in a rhyming session was a whack Tiger Tye impression. He said this adversary looks like one of the many stages of evolution. He accused his adversary of looking like he has bad breath. He ended his verse trying to call his opponent a drug addict. Stareater won this round of the freestyle battle.

In the third round of the cypher PT went saying that his girl would beat Stareater's ass and called him ugly. He said his opponent would never make a deal and compared him to The Rugrats and compared himself to Justin. He told his adversary that he'd never make a million and called his opponent a rug rat. He called his opposition a wacky geek who would never be as black as him. He compared him to astrology and sun rise. Stareater went in to freestyle rap and seemed to be trying to calling PT's girl Ghastly from Pokemon and said that he won a battle in florida and said that Fresco would've offered to feed him for five cents a day if he would've lost with a smile on his face. He began to talk fat jokes about his adversary's girl and told him he should go back to the first boat to Africa. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the freestyle cypher Stareater asked PT why he was acting tough and claimed to love ultra violence. He claims that he could be caught carving his mark in ass of his opponents mother. He accused his adversary of looking like a starving artist and he claimed he was gonna win. He asked his adversary what country is from and said that his girl looks like a frog character. PT said that Stareater sounds like a dis-configured Mr Rogers. He claimed that the freestyle was off the top of the dome and not writing. He told his opposition to always remember to take a shit twice. He claimed to be mean enough to be put inside a math problem and said if he catches him with an injured arm he's knocking the cast off him. He called his opponent an amateur. PT won this round of the rap battle body bag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz-hcMrEjJs



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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Grind TIme Now presents: Stareater vs Vokab

Stareater started off his verse in this rap battle calling Vokab a bitch and asked how he was supposed to be a rhyme contender. He said that his opponent looks like he is on the same diet as the guy from thinner. He accused his adversary of stripping naked and walking up a Las Vegas strip. He accused his opponent of wearing a Darth Vader mask with A black cape and gown while waving a vibrator. He accused his opposition of trying to talk to some chick and get a date plan and called him pale white. Vokab jumped in and started rapping and called Stareater a dork with an awkward forced rap delivery and said it sounds like his teeth and tongue are trying to run through an obsticle course. He asked his adversary what he has been starring in besides his tiny chat videos and told him that he doesn't have the heart to win. He accused his adversary of watching Mr Cooper and called him a loser. His verse was real syllabic and made fun of his CD Mixtape. I would have to say that Vokab won this round of the rap cypher.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Stareater started out by saying low and behold and claimed to have thought he would only see a face like Vokab's on a totem pole. He said that his adversary tried to catch him off guard and called him Brigitte Nielsen. He accused his opponent of looking like a Nazi experiment gone wrong. He accused his rival of wearing a Naruto head band and said that he is so skinny it's nasty. He called his adversary a silly putty from Power Rangers. Vokab hopped into the rap clash and claimed he was shining bright and said that no one buys Stareater's albums. He claimed that an uppercut would send his opponent into the guiding lights and said that in his last battle the crowd found it funny and said that he find it funny how Phranchyze called him out of his name. He said it's a shame that he let a white guy come in his face and call him a bitch and said he looks like he needs a cat scan. Vokab won this round of the even match in my opinion.

Stareater went into this round of the rap cypher called Vokab numb nuts and made fun of his head shape an his swagger. He claimed that he would box his oppositions head but was beat to the punch and accused him of having a brain tumor. He accused his rival of enjoying to be sodomized and accused him of looking like a t 1000 robot. He threatened to grab a machete and slice up his adversary very finely and accused him of having a face that resembles a Dick Tracy Villain. He accused him of having ahead that resembles a block to the point that he can't think outside the box. Vokab called Stareater an Atlanta Hawk and accused him of having a rainbow sticker on his kick stand. He called him a child molester who's future is literally in the palm of some kids hands. He called his adversary a worthless bitch and told him he's a Knick fan. He accused his adversary of battling at Grind Time North but the footage will never see the light of day. He ended saying that other people feed off of Stareater's concepts. This round of the rap battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB13HolQKGQ



Friday, June 18, 2010

Grind TIme Now Presents: Phranchyze/Stareater vs Caustic/Frank Stacks

Caustic and Frank Stacks started the first round of this cypher off. Frank Stacks accused Phranchyze of playing too much Halo and he said he would have Soul Khan sodomize him in his gape hole with a dreidel and called him gay then he called Stareater ugly. Caustic said that Phranchyze and Stareater look like a couple of shadows of bad teeth and said he would tell them to get some tattoos with black ink but why waste there money on tattoos that you can't see. Frank Stacks said that what seperates him from Phranchyze the battle rapper is that he's a real rapper and called Stareater an actual fagot. Caustic called Stareater Afro samurai. Phranchyze and Stareater spit there rap defense next. Phranchyze started off by asking who's a fagot and saying his opponents look like a possom and rat. He said the day that white kids say that he talks like he's black is the day he calls Frank Stacks and Caustic awesome at rap. He also accused them of trying to sell eight graders muscle relaxers and re enacted how they do it. Stareater said Caustic doesn't have adams apple he has an grape fruit and said he has an adam grape fruit. Stareater he would bang stacks like frog slammers. Phranchyze gave Frank Stacks an choices of how he wants to lose his life. Stareater said that Frank Stacks works at a gelatto stand and has a pair of ass less chaps. This round of the rap cypher was hard to judge but Caustic and Frank Stacks won this round in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Frank Stacks said that when they mention URL Phranchyze and Stareater go into nerd mode. Frank Stacks said that Stareater looks like an african burned toad. He even made fun of Phranchyze's Facial hair. Caustic went sick too and called Phranchyze a Roberto Clemente and said that his opponents go to homo parades in feminist. He said before work they put on leathery jackets and a funny soldier had and go to public Enemy rap concerts. these two rappers. had a funny ending in this round. Phranchyze started off and said he could make Frank Stacks's movement stop and his girl doesn't like to dance why would she do the Wop. Stareater said looks like a gringo flamingo and Frank Stacks was late to the battle because he couldn't figure out whether he wanted to wear Gringos or some old Jinos. Stareater said Caustic used to sing song along to low ka moa wearing shorts and sandles with open toes. Phranchyze said he could screw Frank Stacks mother he even called him piss hole for somebody who's got it together. Stareater tried to say that Caustic can't afford name brand cereal. Both Phranchyze and Stareater won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of this rap chlallenge Caustic said it's hard to take them seriously when it sounds like they are auditioning for STOMP. He said Phranchyze looks like the Beverly Hills Cop and Stareater looks like the Beverly Hills Ninja. Frank Stacks said Stareater is better off faceing math hoffa in a slap boxing contest then rap against Caustic and Frank Stacks. When it was time for Phranchyze and Caustic to spit there rap bars. Phranchyze started his verse round of the cypher calling himself the black Larry bird, he also said Frank Stacks is an over rated zero and said Frank Stacks looks like a Serbian Basketball Coach. Stareater called Caustic looks like the character from Rat a too ee and Frank Stacks mother is fat and Italian so that makes her a Guinea Pig. At the end of of this round of the tournament Phranchyze impersonated Caustic and Stareater impersonated Frank Stacks. In my opinion Phranchyze and Stareater won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANtXXku4wQ0&playnext_from=TL&videos=LVxKAe7sixY&feature=sub




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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Stareater vs ATM

In the first round of this rhyme battle with straight fire. He was witty funny and clever. Stareater said some of the funniest things I heard this week. ATM was drunk when he spit his rhyme verse and had some fire and some straight originality and funny rhymes but I heard too many slip ups and inconsistency but at the same time he did pretty good to be drunk.

In the second round of this rhyhme battle Stareater spit even funnier. ATM was kind of hard in the second round of this rhyme bout in my opinion. Stareater was talking junk about the logo on Stareaters shirt which kind of edged it out. This round was a tie ATM stepped it up a notch.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Stareater was still striking hard with those funny punchlines. ATM wasn't caving though he was funny as well but he didn't have the rhyme skill that Stareater had. In my opinion Stareater won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle ATM started the round off asking his opponent about his name. In the fourth round Stareater stayed consistent and won this round of the rhyme battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwiogg6gJx0&playnext_from=TL&videos=HO-J7i8NZJY&feature=sub



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