Showing posts with label Phranchyze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Phranchyze. Show all posts

Friday, November 5, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Kilenm vs Phranchyze

Kilenm went int the lyrical cypher mocking Phranchyze and said either his one of his oppositions was trans gendered or one of them was a clan member. He even brought up When Animals Attack and accused his girl of being dis figured and tall as hell. He called his opposition animated and soft. Phranchyze then went in immediately to rhyme and countered what Kilenm had to say. He claimed that it was Texas time now and seemed to be calling him Jason. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical clash Kilenm went into call Phranchyze a straight up nerd. He said that he would treat his opponent like Aye Verb's perm and accused him of pushing as baby stroller. He said that his opponent eats in moderation and tried to call his side burns a Jumanji scene. Phranchyze went into rhyme and couldn't stand the way he sounded. He claimed that in cypher's they'll never pass the microphone to Kilenm and accused him of looking like a pack animal. He claimed to have Illmaculate flows and accused him of having a rat face. He was doing fine until he spit his last punchline. Kilenm won this round of the underground rap cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of this hip hop clash Kilenm went into rhyme against Phranchyze to start off mocking him. He then said his opponent had no swag and tried to call him a cock roach. He claimed that he was born in Houston and raised in Harlem. He ended his verse saying something to Conceited. Phranchyze then went into rhyme against Kilenm and claimed to be an architect in the A. He then told his opposition that he was a franchise player and claimed that his magnum would stretch him. He said that an icon could never stand to a legend His lyrical bars were on point. Phranchyze won this round of the promo match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex2yyy33GEA



Friday, June 18, 2010

Grind TIme Now Presents: Phranchyze/Stareater vs Caustic/Frank Stacks

Caustic and Frank Stacks started the first round of this cypher off. Frank Stacks accused Phranchyze of playing too much Halo and he said he would have Soul Khan sodomize him in his gape hole with a dreidel and called him gay then he called Stareater ugly. Caustic said that Phranchyze and Stareater look like a couple of shadows of bad teeth and said he would tell them to get some tattoos with black ink but why waste there money on tattoos that you can't see. Frank Stacks said that what seperates him from Phranchyze the battle rapper is that he's a real rapper and called Stareater an actual fagot. Caustic called Stareater Afro samurai. Phranchyze and Stareater spit there rap defense next. Phranchyze started off by asking who's a fagot and saying his opponents look like a possom and rat. He said the day that white kids say that he talks like he's black is the day he calls Frank Stacks and Caustic awesome at rap. He also accused them of trying to sell eight graders muscle relaxers and re enacted how they do it. Stareater said Caustic doesn't have adams apple he has an grape fruit and said he has an adam grape fruit. Stareater he would bang stacks like frog slammers. Phranchyze gave Frank Stacks an choices of how he wants to lose his life. Stareater said that Frank Stacks works at a gelatto stand and has a pair of ass less chaps. This round of the rap cypher was hard to judge but Caustic and Frank Stacks won this round in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Frank Stacks said that when they mention URL Phranchyze and Stareater go into nerd mode. Frank Stacks said that Stareater looks like an african burned toad. He even made fun of Phranchyze's Facial hair. Caustic went sick too and called Phranchyze a Roberto Clemente and said that his opponents go to homo parades in feminist. He said before work they put on leathery jackets and a funny soldier had and go to public Enemy rap concerts. these two rappers. had a funny ending in this round. Phranchyze started off and said he could make Frank Stacks's movement stop and his girl doesn't like to dance why would she do the Wop. Stareater said looks like a gringo flamingo and Frank Stacks was late to the battle because he couldn't figure out whether he wanted to wear Gringos or some old Jinos. Stareater said Caustic used to sing song along to low ka moa wearing shorts and sandles with open toes. Phranchyze said he could screw Frank Stacks mother he even called him piss hole for somebody who's got it together. Stareater tried to say that Caustic can't afford name brand cereal. Both Phranchyze and Stareater won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of this rap chlallenge Caustic said it's hard to take them seriously when it sounds like they are auditioning for STOMP. He said Phranchyze looks like the Beverly Hills Cop and Stareater looks like the Beverly Hills Ninja. Frank Stacks said Stareater is better off faceing math hoffa in a slap boxing contest then rap against Caustic and Frank Stacks. When it was time for Phranchyze and Caustic to spit there rap bars. Phranchyze started his verse round of the cypher calling himself the black Larry bird, he also said Frank Stacks is an over rated zero and said Frank Stacks looks like a Serbian Basketball Coach. Stareater called Caustic looks like the character from Rat a too ee and Frank Stacks mother is fat and Italian so that makes her a Guinea Pig. At the end of of this round of the tournament Phranchyze impersonated Caustic and Stareater impersonated Frank Stacks. In my opinion Phranchyze and Stareater won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANtXXku4wQ0&playnext_from=TL&videos=LVxKAe7sixY&feature=sub




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Friday, May 28, 2010

Grind TIme Now presents D-Lor vs Phranchyze

Phranchyze started the rap battle with funny word play and a loud rap delivery. Phranchyze was a beast in round 1 and had a smooth ending. D-Lor was great with the sylabic raps and finishing off his punchlines in a smooth manor his wasn't as shaky as a lot of other rappers who battle. This round of the cypher was an evenly matched tie in my opinion.

Phranchyze was slick when he spit his verse and I like when he said D-Lor's mother put his privates at ease like a army major he even switched it up and spit his raps in spanish. when it was time to spit D-Lor spit those smart metapohors and slick word play. I liked his punchline referring to how he'll smack the country in to Phranchyze's voice. This round of the rapping battle was a tie.

PhranchyzeIn this last round Phranchyze had a weaker verse in my opinion. D-Lor came hard in this round with a better delivery and more punchlines. D-Lor had two good of an ending in his raps. D-Lor won this round of the rhyme cypher.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr0SGHjlWks&playnext_from=TL&videos=JKNPyTfpqlE&feature=sub

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Grind Time Now: Phranchyze vs Wiseguy

Phranchyze let started the rap battle in the first round threatening everyone to shut up while spit his rap verse. Wise guy really dissing Phranchyze with his sick rap flow and his rhymes and punchlines are funny. Wiseguy got up in Phranchyzes ass during this round of the rap battle. Phranchyze came hard but Wise guy's rap lyrics made him look like a rap joke. Wise guy won this round of the rap battle plus if you listen closely Phranchyze messed up on one of his rhymes.

In the second round of this rap battle Phranchyze was real animated with his rhymes. I almost thought he was gonna take the momentum of this rap battle during this round. But Wise guy kept on countering with his funny ass rap punchlines. The more Wise guy was spitting his rap verse the more he was making Phranchyze look like a rap joke. I would have to give this round of the rap battle to Wise guy.

In the third round of this rap battle I liked Phranchyzes rap style but he stumbled in the middle his rap verse. Wise guy didn't rap long enough during this round but I was still interested in what he said when he did rhyme.This round of the rap round was more of a tie to me because they both had their flaws.

In the end I'm not sure about the judges decision for these 2 rappers to announce Phranchyze as the winner of of this rap battle but it was pretty close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85IW83SkpTE

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