Showing posts with label written rap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label written rap. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Caustic vs Roosevelt (Special co-host Paulie Malignaggi)

Caustic started the rap cypher first he seemed to be telling a story about how his match with Roosevelt came to be. His focus seemed to be about how young his opposition was and tried to say that he would get raped in jail. He seemed to be trying to call his opposition a square that grew up in a nice community no slum. He threatened to kill his adversary's whole family and his last rhyme was hot i'm probably put it in my sick punchlines page. Roosevelt started his rap verse with what seemed to be a question to Caustic about his match with cadalack ron. He then proceeded to make jokes about his adersary's nose and said that his adversary looked like a troll. he even claimed the would commit animal cruelty to his cat. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

Caustic then went in to rap and said that it was getting a little late and seemed to be trying to make fun of his Roosevelt's age some more. He then proceeded to accuse him of drinking some water some one sticks there dentures in. He also seemed to be implying that his opposition doesn't write his own lyrics. He was funny and made a great point about ghost writers. He had too many quotable raps. Roosevelt then went into make fun of Caustic's nose again and tried to imply that his opponents approach was easy. He tried to imply that his opposition was comedian and he made fun of the way his grandmother cooked, he was getting it in. He had more repeatable punchlines. Since Caustic had one quotable Roosevelt had more this round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion .

In the third round of the rap clash Caustic anxiously went for it and claimed that when Roosevelt rhymes it was hard not to laugh. He continued to make fun of his oppositions age and leaned in towards his money situation. He claimed to have heard about a Grind Time East Coast gang bang with his oppositions mother Dutch Vega, Poison Pen, and Soul Khan. and twisted he her name to Swallow Da Don. He even said that A-Class Amzilla, Cobra Ky, and Sara Kana. Roosevelt then went in to rhyme and said Caustic bites Madness and Frank Stacks. He claimed that Fredo called one of his peoples up and he then tried to imply that his adversary had a ghost writer as well. He had more Italian lines as well and seemed to be trying to call him an internet thug. He compared his oppositions to Banjo kazooy This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WI9rUs2vvk




Sunday, August 1, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Thesaurus vs DirtBag Dan

DirtBag Dan started this round of the rap cypher claiming that people aren't gonna be happy when they see what he does to Thesaurus and he was gonna create a masterpiece. He tried to imply that his adversary had a spotted face that's why he's called The King Of The Dot. He also had fat jokes and made fun of his opponents sex life. He said that his oppositions battle reign was over and he seems to call him Pete then tried to imply that he couldn't rap on tracks. He said that he was glad that they were competing in Toronto and he cursed at his adversary putting his middle finger up while accusing him of having an under aged girlfriend. Thesaurus jumped in right after DirtBag Dan finished and tried to say that she has a restraining order on his challenger. He claimed to be the type of guy that likes to fight and compared him to the mascot from Burger King and accused him of being 9 and 1 on Grind Time but said that his victories are unfair. He was implying that he is higher ranking and the only reason he gets to face him is because of who he knows. Thesaurus brought up the fact that a lot of DirtBag Dan's battles have overtime rounds and tried to say the crowd doesn't laugh with him they laugh at him. He said that his opponent looks like every dude on the scale of evolution except the human, that's one of the best punchlines I heard all week. Thesaurus won this round of the tournament by a tad bit more.

DirtBag Dan started this round of the lyrical battle and asked how he was suppose to respect his face and wished that he was a Muslim woman so he could wear garments to cover it. He compared his opponents face to to dipset and the purple flag and made up a new color for his opponent, fish net. He basically focused on calling Thesaurus ugly. He even used references from a Nickelodeon show that I forgot all about until he mentioned it and said that his opponent has a Sponge Bob Square Pants face. DirtBag Dan finisher was funny about his face whistling when he puts his head out of a moving car. Thesaurus countered his challenger Sponge Bob Square Pants remarks saying that he is insecure and that beard under his neck is an inch of fur. He said that he was surprised that his opposition didn't cut it and called it his cheapest winning tactic. He said that when DirtBag Dan shaves he looks like a fagot. He bragged about he made rap battling a business and tried to imply that the person he was up against was the same as every other emcee. Thesaurus also spit a few rhymes that question his challengers native roots. He implied that his rival could barely speak Spanish and tried to call him embarrassed of his heritage. He claimed to have two carriers more lucrative than the one his opponent has and he told a story about his adversary proposing to his finance. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this lyrical matchup DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus by what seemed to be his real name Pete. He said his adversary let a porn star sit on his tongue and accused him of catching something on his tongue. He said that his opposition is competing with rapper T Rex's head then got syllabic and said a whole bunch rhymes. He showed his adversary out with true skills and showed that his opposition out for not being able to flow as quick. He told him no to act like he's fat because he's getting money, he's getting fat because eating too many fats and told him he needs to get in shape. DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus a liver face and made insults on his opponents nibbles. He told Pete that this was his world and said that he would slay it with ease. Thesaurus went in calling his opposition predictable and flipped his accusations of not being to flow double time. He said he was winning tournaments while his opponent was getting a minimum wage. He accused DirtBag Dan of unfairly winning rhyme battles and said that he actually has a pay roll and pension plan. Thesaurus won this rap clash by a tad bit more.

In the fourth and last round of this rhyme cypherthe King Of The Dot champion known as Thesaurus talked about his challenger's crew and had racist comments about Jews in which he was talking about Soul Khan. He claimed that DirtBag Dan jerked Jack Shitt out of a win that he deserved and called Tiger Ty a retard that was also able to beat him. He said that his opposition has gotten international trips to places such as London and Toronto than to him. He called his opponent a homeless bum and said he would put him in the dirt like mother nature then said he threw him off a plane. DirtBag Dan then went in next and started to flow and said that he guesses he know who get more respect in the T dot more then said his full name Dan Martinez and Thesaurus's real name is Peter Morse. He told the crowd he could've voted for his beautiful beard but instead he voted for his opposition who had opened soars and brought up the fact that his name means a book of synonyms. He called his opponent a gay pedophile and got lyrical and syllabic while talking crap. His last punchline when he mentioned 2012 implied that his Thesaurus is one ugly dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65gJB2bvHMk&playnext=1&videos=KJzhRCc92PM



Thursday, June 3, 2010

GRIND TIME NOW DMV "LIL NAY VS BREEZE"

BREEZE started the rap clash and BREEZE seemed to have spent most of his rap verse saying nothing. BREEZE was on slipping up in the middle of his rap verse whack made it even worse. LIL NAY went hard and had a ton of metaphors and a sick rap delivery. LIL NAY spoke about what's going on in Maryland for the first round of this rap battle and his last punchline was hot. LIL NAY won this round of the rap cypher.

In the second round of the rap cypher BREEZE spit his rap verse the best punchline I heard from BREEZE was the first rhyme he spit during this round. BREEZE still had a boring rap verse. LIL NAY started off wishing bad things on his opponent BREEZE. LIL NAY had to many quotable punchlines in this round of the cypher. LIL NAY won this round of the rap clash.

In the third round of this rap cypher BREEZE tried to go hard but his rhymes were straight. BREEZE seemed to be spitting a freestyle rap verse or maybe he forgot his written rap verse. LIL NAY went hard in this round of they tried to stop him before he finish his rap verse but LIL NAY had more lyrics to spit. LIL NAY won this round of the cypher hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aZgN5vDJ2M



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l9nPYT4jZM




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