Grind Time Now Presents: Kaveman Brown vs LSP

Kaveman Brown then went into hip hop battle claiming that you have to beat the man to be the man and didn't hesitate to pull the race card out on LSP in his raps. he implied smacking his adversary and claimed that when he was calling him a fagot he was speaking for the rest of the world. He also accused his rival of cross dressing and his verse was clearly written. LSP then went into spit and said that Kaveman Brown would probably bring up how he apologized in his last battle with his fingers crossed. He claimed that he had Mexican home boys that would run up on his adversary and slice him up and claimed that her daughter pussy tastes like Watermelon. I thought LSP won this round of the rap clash in my opinion and was just a little sicker.

In the second round of the this rhyme battle Kaveman Brown bragged about how he came all the way from Baltimore to get rid of LSP who he referred to as being a rookie. He claimed that his adversary was nervous when he walked through the door and threatened to to leave him into a pile of shattered bones. He told his adversary that he could kiss the ass that his pants are sagging on and claimed that he would send him back to the border line multiple contusions. LSP went into spit and accused Kaveman Brown of having guns but not popping with them. He said that he has a cousin that can find his challenger if he tries to hide and compared him to Syahboy then said he would show up with his six just to make his face blossom. He ended his verse comparing his adversary to a Mortal Combat character. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the rap clash Kaveman Brown claimed that LSP was talking about sitting on laps and tried to call his girl friend a ho. He had strong racist metaphors and accused his chick of swallowing nuts. He accused his opposition of getting kicked out of his tribe in Argentina and called him a clown.
LSP then went into rhyme describing his adversary's style and called him a chip off the prehistoric block. His verse seemed shorter than his opponent. Kaveman Brown won this round of the rap clash

LSP then went into hip hop battle and claimed that Kaveman Brown was scheduled for two battles that day. He said that he went up in is girls house and had sex with her because his girl since his mother is in charge of the house keeping. He claimed that he'd break his opposition down when he spits and accused him of being from Pikes ville. Kaveman Brown said that he was black and proud then called LSP ashamed of his own race. He called his challenger weak with a treasure troll face. He claimed to have funny jokes and that his rival looks hysterical. Kaveman Brown won this round of the match as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydAeGga_F0

AHAT FUNNY Rap Battle: Konflict vs Genie

Genie stared first in this funny ass rap cypher and said something about Konflict being the Asian kid from Connecticut. He said that he has his opponent stuck all in his teeth and called him self a beast. He asked when did they start making rappers in Taiwan and had a ton of racist disses on his adversary. Konflict then went into rhyme countering Genie's last verse with some fat jokes. He put it in during this round of the rhyme battle and his last punchline was clever I'm gonna include it on my slick punchlines page. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap clash Genie went into rap and explained the differences between him and Konflict with a bit of a racial twist to it. He mentioned a few different scenarios all in which were hilarious. Konflict then went into rhyme and said his opponent must really be a Genie and had a real good verse but when he started forgetting his lines that was the big thing that decided his fate in this rap cypher. He wished horrible things on his opponents such as diabetes and him getting his toes chopped off. Genie won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKmmUP7_7Uo

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES - QF - Tenchoo/Lego Vs Sensa/Deffinition

Sensa started the freestyle battle and Deffinition joined him in imitating how a rehearsal between Tenchoo and Lego would have gone. It was somewhat funny but very clever and Definition imitated with a speech impediment. They seemed to be trying to imply that Tenchoo isn't black and they both joined together and called seemed to be calling there opponent a horse. These two mc's joined together to say fuck Tenchoo and say that Shin-obi is better. Lego started rapping for his team next with his funny ass delivery and said that he could tell that Definition likes Star Wars. He flicked his opponent off with a middle finger and cursed at him and Tenchoo jumped in saying his adversary probably has a vibrator in the same shape as a light saver. Lego tried to imply that Sensa has anal beads and tried to imply that Definition is scared of Flex Digits. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical match Sensa said yo check it when I bust a flow and said the Canadian judges judged Tenchoo not worthy enough of competing in there league. Definition said that his adversary looks like a shaved version of a Star Wars character. He said that in his family his rival is white and said that his adversary would grow an afro to prove his blackness. Definition said that both of these rappers suck and made fun Tenchoo's girl. Sensa had a truly funny performance and ended his verse saying the only thing that makes Tenchoo blacker than his friends is the dad he never met. The rapper otherwise known as Tenchoo confronted the last statement that his adversary made. Lego jumped in and said that his challenger is not sicker and told him to suck a Germans cock. Tenchoo accused Definition of having spunk flavored chewing gum and called him a useless cunt and said he was feeling like the battle was really a two on one. Lego finished off saying that he sleeps with This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Sensa said easily he could have Lego's mother beg for an evening and Definition claimed to be giving a warning to the kids of today. Sensa seemed to be confronting the remarks that were made about him being racist. He said something about jerk chicken and called himself white and said that Tenchoo is till pale in comparison. Sensa then tried to mock Lego and imitate him implying that he has Alzheimer's. Definition then ended his verse with a deep metaphor. Tenchoo called his two opponents fagots and said he would leave them both running. He also managed to make nose jokes about his adversary as well. He accused Definition of sucking dick and nuts. Lego seemed to have compared Sensa to a vampire. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion

In the fourth round of the rap cypher Lego went into rap and said that Definition's CD is called I am a cunt and countered what his opponents said about said about Tenchoo earlier. He accused Sensa of acting tough and thinking every guy in Brighton is a fagot. Lego seemed to have thought that Definition was checking out Crueger's ass. Tenchoo then spit that he was supposed to be battling Amos and Evil Eyez. Definition went in for his team saying that Tenchoo spit some gay stupid bars. Sensa continued to talk about how no one in his house likes Lego bricks. Definition accused his adversary of bringing his girl to rap battles for dating purposes. This round of the battle was taken by Tenchoo and Lego by a little bit more in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKhZ_AnwotA

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol 4: Lady Pharroh vs L Streetz

Lady Pharroh started the cypher first asking L Streetz what was up with her weave and I would almost say it seemed like she spit a freestyle rap verse. She was saying anything claiming that she shouldn't be spitting her verse because her opponent should be sitting in a funeral vehicle. She said that her opponent was half Asian and implied that it made a difference in her math skills. She threatened to kill her opposition with bars and accused her of being a hoe. L Streetz then went in to the hip hop cypher next and accused Lady Pharroh of sucking a lot of dick. She said that she was about that ether and when she said It was a freestyle I felt like covering my face because I knew what the outcome would be. She wasn't even making rhymes she was just crap talking and taking it to something that wasn't even rap. She thought of one good rhyme. Lady Pharroh won this round of the MC battle.

Lady Pharroh started off the second round of the emcee tournament I liked her voice and expression that junk is mad funny. I seemed like she tried to imply that her opponent was from a soft ass hood and she equated her to K Swiss classics. She tried to call her opponent a punk and warned her about the goons she had on deck. L Streetz went in to spit her verse claiming to be a monster. She claimed that he would rock her opposition like a concert and claimed she would throw her in the trunk. She claimed to have a crack flow while Lady Pharroh was a crack hoe. he continued to just say anything i'm mad that she said she had more stars than her opponent.I'm glad these two girls kept it hip hop and didn't fight but anyways Lady Pharroh won this round of the freestyle battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9P2TfvNs2k

Grind TIme Now presents: Detective Blacksmith vs J Walker

Detective Blacksmith started spitting his rap bars first and accused J Walker of being a cop. He said that his opponents mother would be more luck if she had a breast tumor form and called him officer Walker. He messed up on one of his rhymes as he was rhyming and continuously made cop jokes. He called his opposition a pig who spits sloppy trash and threatened to leave him in critical condition then ended with a slick cop joke. J Walker claimed that there never has ever has been a person with his challengers name who is black and he said that he has the worst gap. He said that he never heard of a name as gay as Detective Blacksmith and said that Ace Ventura gets more women than him. He said that his opponent works at Kelly Moore's Pin store. He told him to stop acting so masculine and said that no one goes down hill faster than his adversary. This seemed to be an equally matched battle judging on the first round and I would say that it was a tie.

In the second round of the rapping battle Detective Blacksmith started off saying that he heard his oppositions music and his advice for him was to fall back and asked who would ever give him a recording contract. He even seemed to be comparing him to Mortal Combat characters but I think his delivery wasn't the hottest. He tried to call his opponent a racist cop and said the only time the crowd puts they hands up is when his opponent puts them in hand cuffs. He even made fun of rivals taste in fashion and said he was a gringo. J Walker said he wasn't dissing the United States for military war reasons and compared his life to Detective Blacksmith. He was a super lyrical emcee. He said that when he looks in his challengers face he see's somebody who is poor and called him awkward. He claimed that he didn't respect his opposition as an artist since he was hiding from Tricky P. In my opinion J Walker won this round of rhyme battle.

In the third round of the rap cypher Detective Blacksmith tried to imply that he doesn't care about this battle. He claimed that this is a stupid match and said when he throws a show no one goes. He told his rival that he doesn't want beef and said he'd make him dis appear like the night crawler. He cursed at his opponents name and basically said screw him. He said he would throw his opponent in traffic and make him play frogger. J Walker thoroughly flipped his challengers last punchline on him and said called Detective Blacksmith the Cosby son that they for got to cast. he made comments about what albums he would make and tried to imply that he is a white person in disguise as a black person. He truly had versatility he even made fun of his adversary's height even though it's not an insult to be tall and ended with a momma jokes. This round of the emcee battle is a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMg25m4_v9k&videos=mF9G5Mg8J9w

Grind Time Now Presents: Thesaurus vs DirtBag Dan

DirtBag Dan started this round of the rap cypher claiming that people aren't gonna be happy when they see what he does to Thesaurus and he was gonna create a masterpiece. He tried to imply that his adversary had a spotted face that's why he's called The King Of The Dot. He also had fat jokes and made fun of his opponents sex life. He said that his oppositions battle reign was over and he seems to call him Pete then tried to imply that he couldn't rap on tracks. He said that he was glad that they were competing in Toronto and he cursed at his adversary putting his middle finger up while accusing him of having an under aged girlfriend. Thesaurus jumped in right after DirtBag Dan finished and tried to say that she has a restraining order on his challenger. He claimed to be the type of guy that likes to fight and compared him to the mascot from Burger King and accused him of being 9 and 1 on Grind Time but said that his victories are unfair. He was implying that he is higher ranking and the only reason he gets to face him is because of who he knows. Thesaurus brought up the fact that a lot of DirtBag Dan's battles have overtime rounds and tried to say the crowd doesn't laugh with him they laugh at him. He said that his opponent looks like every dude on the scale of evolution except the human, that's one of the best punchlines I heard all week. Thesaurus won this round of the tournament by a tad bit more.

DirtBag Dan started this round of the lyrical battle and asked how he was suppose to respect his face and wished that he was a Muslim woman so he could wear garments to cover it. He compared his opponents face to to dipset and the purple flag and made up a new color for his opponent, fish net. He basically focused on calling Thesaurus ugly. He even used references from a Nickelodeon show that I forgot all about until he mentioned it and said that his opponent has a Sponge Bob Square Pants face. DirtBag Dan finisher was funny about his face whistling when he puts his head out of a moving car. Thesaurus countered his challenger Sponge Bob Square Pants remarks saying that he is insecure and that beard under his neck is an inch of fur. He said that he was surprised that his opposition didn't cut it and called it his cheapest winning tactic. He said that when DirtBag Dan shaves he looks like a fagot. He bragged about he made rap battling a business and tried to imply that the person he was up against was the same as every other emcee. Thesaurus also spit a few rhymes that question his challengers native roots. He implied that his rival could barely speak Spanish and tried to call him embarrassed of his heritage. He claimed to have two carriers more lucrative than the one his opponent has and he told a story about his adversary proposing to his finance. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this lyrical matchup DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus by what seemed to be his real name Pete. He said his adversary let a porn star sit on his tongue and accused him of catching something on his tongue. He said that his opposition is competing with rapper T Rex's head then got syllabic and said a whole bunch rhymes. He showed his adversary out with true skills and showed that his opposition out for not being able to flow as quick. He told him no to act like he's fat because he's getting money, he's getting fat because eating too many fats and told him he needs to get in shape. DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus a liver face and made insults on his opponents nibbles. He told Pete that this was his world and said that he would slay it with ease. Thesaurus went in calling his opposition predictable and flipped his accusations of not being to flow double time. He said he was winning tournaments while his opponent was getting a minimum wage. He accused DirtBag Dan of unfairly winning rhyme battles and said that he actually has a pay roll and pension plan. Thesaurus won this rap clash by a tad bit more.

In the fourth and last round of this rhyme cypherthe King Of The Dot champion known as Thesaurus talked about his challenger's crew and had racist comments about Jews in which he was talking about Soul Khan. He claimed that DirtBag Dan jerked Jack Shitt out of a win that he deserved and called Tiger Ty a retard that was also able to beat him. He said that his opposition has gotten international trips to places such as London and Toronto than to him. He called his opponent a homeless bum and said he would put him in the dirt like mother nature then said he threw him off a plane. DirtBag Dan then went in next and started to flow and said that he guesses he know who get more respect in the T dot more then said his full name Dan Martinez and Thesaurus's real name is Peter Morse. He told the crowd he could've voted for his beautiful beard but instead he voted for his opposition who had opened soars and brought up the fact that his name means a book of synonyms. He called his opponent a gay pedophile and got lyrical and syllabic while talking crap. His last punchline when he mentioned 2012 implied that his Thesaurus is one ugly dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65gJB2bvHMk&playnext=1&videos=KJzhRCc92PM

REAL TALK 5 - *PROMO BATTLE* Dwizofoz vs Tu Pham

Dwizofoz started the cypher it sounded like he called Tu Pham wack and accused him of acting. He was syllabic with his rhyme style in the beginning. It seemed like he tried to get s tad bit racist when putting words together. He warned his short Asian opponent that he has people in the crowd that would handle him if he got out of line. He said his whole crew will get ran through and threatened to leave him a dead man. Dwizofoz said he would have sex with Tu Pham mother and compared it to sushi. He claimed that his opponents reach isn't long enough to touch him in a fight and called him weak. He said his idea of a battle was swinging elbows and fists then he compare his rival to one of the Simpsons. It sounded like he said Real Talk when he finished his verse. Tu Pham wasted no time rap battling he went in and told Dwizofoz that he can't beat him in this game and asked him if he was insane. He said that challenger made racial jokes that don't apply to him and said that if he's Japanese rip him and called him a chink then it sounded like he said he would claim his body for scientific research. He claimed that his opposition asked to battle three times. Tu Pham said that his opposition was like the wizard of Oz. In my opinion this round of the lyrical cypher was a tie.

Dwizofoz started off saying under his breath that Tu Pham is the one that was trying to challenge him for three months. He said that his opposition couldn't beat him and tried to call him a Grind Time biter he even mentioned Tantrum and A-Class. This guy was on of those rappers that walked away every time he said something good then would come back and say more. He said that K.F.C. named a meal after his opponent and said that he came to the cypher happy that he finally lost his virginity then said it was through incest with his own sister. Dwizofoz said that his adversary was a loser among all the asians and told him that months down the road that he would regret this. Tu Pham started this round of the battle calling his opponent a loser than asked him if he could survive in the future an told someone to do the hindlick maneuver. He made fun of his challengers man boobs in a syllabic fashion and called him a bitter hater and called his waist size the equator of Jupiter. He accused Dwizofoz of going on dates with Jenny Craig. This round of the hip hop cypher seemed to be a tie.

In the third and last round of this MC battle Dwizofoz proceeded to spit racist raps at Tu Pham almost as if he had him bottled up in his heart and he just wanted to use rhyming as an excuse to let em out calling him yellow. He hit him with a barrage of rhymes and said that is too short to be walking around with his chest out ad asked if he got a boob job. He accused his adversary of taliking through The Wire like Kanye West. Dwizofoz made it clear that he was spitting a freestyle rap verse and seemed more than confident about winning. He got real syllabic again and then his home boy came up to help him finish almost as if it was premeditated. Tu Pham said his emcee rhymes next and had crowd reaction as soon as he started. He rebutted against his adversary talking about asian women and said that his Asian girls wouldn't touch Dwizofoz because he's so ugly. He said that his opponent made him ashamed to be Australian. Dwizofoz won this round of the MC clash by a tad bit more I would say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw1bmhepGNA&videos=AcIV61dEqc4&playnext=3

KOTD - Manik Vs Haterec

Haterec started the rap battle and said that he heard that the guy has somebody judging named Hell and back and called him weak for it. He called his opponent a dick head and he said he hopes that Manik catches aids. He told everyone to wave good bye to his adversary and referred to him as being Pedro and made fun of his eyes. He had a loud hard delivery you could feel the hunger in his voice. He said something that had to do with doing lines of coke. It sounded he said that he'll get brolic his oppositions click calls him a nerd and that's what I think I heard him say and he claimed that he freestyle raps. Haterec was getting on everything about Manik, he even tried to imply that he couldn't fight. He started getting a bit syllabic with his rhymes and compared putting his feet on him to wearing a pair of Puma's while calling him a pussy. He claimed to have heard that his opposition has been a punk since middle school. The last thing he said was that Haterec said was that your in over your head like public swimming pools. When it Manik's turn to rap he started out hyping his hometown crowd up and asking them if they ready. He welcomed Haterec to his town called him a fake ass Quest Mcody, he got real syllabic when he said it. He gave a suggestion to go blaze the trail back from where he came from and said that one punch from him would make his brain go numb.He told him to slit his wrists and said to take his first bath of the year. He asked the guy what broke pimp did he get his name from. Manik said that his challenger is bitch that turns more tricks than Tokyo Drift and said that hes so ugly his whole face has a bad case of cauliflower ear. He told Haterec that his birthday is in a negative year and told him to go back to Portland and make him Nike's. He had an disturbing rap voice that I could imagine someone saying is Okwerd, and told him not to take him lightl.y. It seemed like he said that his challengers mother was a Heroin junkie and accused him of having air born herpes. Manik won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

In the second round of this hip hop battle Haterec started his verse making jokes about Native Americans telling his opposition deal cards at his reserve casino. He said that his rival is an old scrub thats pushing thirty and said he'll either get folded or roll with him that was hot but I don't think that the crowd got it because he had little to know reaction from them. He said that Manik lost to Chronic and he was dealing with Bunk weed. Haterec got super lyrical after he said that and accused his adversary of not being able to read or write. He said that he was about to smite his rival and round house his mother. Then he started spitting real fast when he slowed doown he said that he was a revolutionary with African pride and compared his black heritage to his oppositions Indian culture and said that he is able to get revenge on the white man by dating a white girl then asked him what he has done for his people. Manik started his verse implying that his hottest line was racist and said that Haterec is so black he smells like craigslist scams and lion poop. He said that his adversary's mother taught him to be a bitch and he got his dumbness from his fathers side. He said all he cares about is Haterec homicide and said he is here to take his pride like put all those lions in a zoo. He said that he has hit-men on call that'll make a buffet out of this big pussy. Manik said that he's not a muslim but he never stays away from where them pigs be and said that the K.K.K. clan lives there to. He said that he heard his opponent makes beats then he asked him how he is a producer with nothing to show for it. He told him If he cross his soil. The last thing he said was screw the United States boarders. In my opinion that rapper know as Manik won this round of the battle all the way.

In the third round of this cypher Haterec went in an started spitting after he gave somebody his drink to hold and said that his adversary probably wants to call him nigger and he probably wants to shed a tear when he litters. He said that his adversary his retarded girl friend. He called Manik's raps suffer-able. He accused his rival of being a scary lame who has the B.G.'s and rhyming all intense then said some Tee-pee jokes. Haterec started getting syllabic as usual then told his opposition that he was way flyer in Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon. He claimed that his opponents ancestors share a mantle. He asked how many crimes can this ferry handle? He said that he was surprise that his adversary that he is not wearing sandals and told him to get a job. He called his rival a dork then started to get real syllabic but the person holding the timer called his number. Manik got the crowds attention by saying hay and claiming to run Vancouver. He said that he is electrical and it's a fact. He said Haterec favorite line from camp callus is tighten up in the back. He said if you say you wanna trap then he would send him back to the roach motel for saying he wants to trap and said him and his style is dope. He compared himself to Motorola cell phones said it ain't hard to tell. It sounded like he said he isn't getting punked with the rap because he can't see it like Conceited dunking on Shaq, that was funny. Manik tried to imply that his opponent has a fetish and said he ships and moves stuff like a trucker and said Haterec looks like Precious's daddy that use to have sex with her. He said that he seen his challenger pan handling on Portland streets. He said that he would scalp his adversary but he doesn't know what to do with a black Brillo pad. He tried to say thiat his rival wants to be white more that Lush one wants to be black. Manik won this round of the rap cypher by a tad bit more I would say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2MSFf6Z6nI&videos=V57jTAD20_8

DON'T FLOP - Nugget Vs Brosy

Brosy started the lyrical matchup first he got the crowd laughing when he accused Nugget of talking to his ass called him a drunken mistake and a disgrace. He said that he was non subleminal. He said that his adversary drives around in a car with a mattress in it and referred his music to has being a crime hip hop. He compared his rap skill to a mean Jewish person. The last thing Brosy told his opponent in a syllabic fashion was to leave. Nugget seemed to be telling Redzer he hates him because of the battles that they give him. He mentioned how he went to the U.K. to battle It seemed like he was trying to say that they don't put him against the right people. He called his challenger a debut and said that the match up must be a joke. He said that his opposition apparently got stood up like a blind date at his last competition and called his opponent an ugly bastard. Nugget finished off this round of the rhyme battle saying that he rather be a fat bastard and a single dad then his to be his rival This round of the cypher was a tie.

Brosy started off by calling his adversary depressing and said that his rival brings him down because he need some head. He started off flowing with a syllabic style. He called his opponents songs on his mix tape a mistake. He wanted to know how Nugget ever sneaked past evolution and said that his opposition doesn't care anything about the music he makes and said that he is raping the genre of rap. Brosy said that he had sex with his adversary mother and caught an extreme case of herpes. He ended up having to freestyle because he began to run out of rhymes and said he'd put his rival in a head lock and burn him like a head shot, wasn't sure what he was talking about I guess he meant liquor. His ending was totally sloppy. When it was time for Nugget to spit his verse he confronted the fact that Brosy said something about listening to his music and said that he he was an ugly cunt. He started to get syllabic with his delivery of rhymes. He accused his challenger of still being stuck in the 90's and said that this was a small battle to him. He accused his adversary of being on Noah Ark rowing the boat and singing his favorite songs. In this round of tournament Nugget won it without a doubt.

The third round of this rap cypher started with Brosy trying to improvise and spit off the top of the dome. He said that this match up was gonna come down to the wire and said he would leave him like McNulty. He also accused his adversary of having a single digit IQ and he said he could beat his opponent with a form of Japanese poetry. His delivery got sylabic again and seemed to be freestyle rapping he stumbled on a few rhymes. Brosy called himself the king of DON'T FLOP while his opposition is a Special Olympian. Nugget seemed to have started his verse putting his challengers business supposedly claiming that his adversary can't decide on his wedding song out there and said he wouldn't be anything without the people on his team. He made then made insults about where his opponent was from and said that his opposition probably has a Motorola brick phone. He said that every Sunday you could see Brosy at church with his family. Nugget said that his rap career won't fly. Nugget won this round of the rhyme battle based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xmsumPTH9k

KOTD - HFK vs Sketch Menace

HFK called Sketch Menace a pedophile who is not a good looking guy and claims that hookers won't even give his adversary a chance. He even made a comment about farting in his opponents mothers face and on top of that the funny thing she supposedly likes it. He even mentioned john Cena. He said that he made fun of his rival in his face book status. He continue to talk crap about the guys mother and claimed that he did it with her. He ended his verse by comparing himself to Vince Mc Mahon. Sketch Menace said that did research on his adversary and came to the conclusion that HFK was fat and stupid. He made racist raps about his opponents Arabic heritage. He called this tournament his rivals resting place. He called his challengers battles boring. He seemed to have a hometown advantage. Sketch Menace won this round of the rapping battle.

In the second round of the battle HFK started his round of this rap battle calling his opponent Larry The Cable Guy and saying that his rhymes suck.. He focused on calling his adversary un creative and had to look up mother jokes online. He has quite an imagination. He tried to say that him an his home boy ran a train on rivals mother and ended up fisting her later. he ended this battle by rubbing all the racist comments that his opponent made in his face. Sketch Menace started this round off with a slick metaphor when he said that HFK reminds him of every bad guy from all the different video games that he has no one expected that. He also called his opponent fat and said that he'll never be the bigger man and told him that he can't fit his hand inside a Pringles can. He told his adversary to show him some respect. He said that he's in hot pursuit of the of a title shot. He also said his challenger got all his rhymes from DR Seus. Sketch Menace's last punchline about writers block was thorough. This rapping battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher HFK started off taunting his opponents rhyme style. He called Sketch Menace Hillary Duff and tried to say that his mustache was weak. He said a few racist things as well referring to Mexicans and Jewish people. He tried to say that the host Organic always tells his adversary to keep quiet and called a Homo indirectly. He also tried to call his opponent a biter. His imitation of his adversary was straight. His last statement a bit clever. Sketch Menace started off talking about HFK's head size and tried to say that his he was irrelevantly imitating other rappers. He claims that his challenger bombs a lot of battles that he has been featured in. He tried to say that he would annihilate his adversary and that was his closing remark. The last round of this rapping battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOrAkz0aR4E

DON'T FLOP - Sensa Vs Scizzahz

Sensa started the rap clash rapping about Scizzahz's girl only liking he has a Jewish nose. Throughout this round Sensa made Jewish and nose jokes and a few hot punchlines. My favorite punchline that he said was, "you clearly lost to truth like a defense attorney". That was one of the best metaphors I heard all week. Scizzahz started off talking about what Sensa wears and he got the crowd hyped up when he spoke about how many views Sensa gets on Youtube. Sensa played him when he was brought up what Sensa does for a living supposedly. Sensa won this round of the rapping battle.

Sensa started off talking about the album Scizzahz recorded. Sensa said that Scizzahz girl had more money and bigger muscles than him Sensa had another good metaphor about Scizzahz's nostils. Scizzahz went sick with the syllabic raps off the beginning. Scizzahz made fun of Sensa's album collection.Scizzahz had a slick ending I liked it. This round of the rap dispute was a tie.

In the third chapter of this rap contest Sensa said that he went to Scizzahz show and his turntable was powered by two fagots on excercise bikes. Sensa brought up all of his accomplishments and every rapper that he beat internationally and nationally. Scizzahz countered Sensa talking about his girl and had the crowd hyped up when he said something about Nick Griffin. Scizzahz said at least his girl doesn't have kids. Scizzahz tried to say that Sensa had two wins that were un fair. Scizzahz won this round of the rap battle.

In the last round of the cypher Scizzahz tried to say that Sensa neglects his daughter for his rap dream. Scizzahz said that Sensahas heavy addiction to gambling and that his life isn't that tough of a place to be.Sensa countered and told Scizzahz to keep his nose out of his business which seemed to change the momentum of the crowd they all seemed to be rooting for him more. Sensa tried to relate Scizzahz to the pirate Jack it wasn't bad real creative. Me personally I think Scizzahz won this rap clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NW2tCbEKkA&playnext_from=TL&videos=7EtTq7fxrVk&feature=sub

Grind TIme Now Presents: QP vs Soul Khan

Soul Khan set this rap clash off with the first hit in the rhyme battle. Soul Khan was more of a syllabic rapper and his first punchline some of the most creative punchlines I'm gonna hear this week. Soul Khan had a crazy closing statement in this round of the rap battle. QP focused on making racist punchlines during this first round of the rhyme battle. QP had a racist ass finisher that was hot but it wasn't hot enough. Soul Khan won this first round of the rap cypher.

Soul Khan was going sick with the word play you needed a straight jacket to stop him. Soul Khan spit some hard bars. Soul Khan said some more of the best punchlines I heard this week. Soul Khan had height jokes on QP and his crew. QP continued to make racist punchlines. QP went hard on talking about the nose of Soul Khan. I didn't really understand QP's last verse. Soul Khan won this round of the cypher.

Soul Khan had sick punchlines and even brought reports on his opponent QP to show that his opponent was a lier I seen him holding the folder and the papers but I didn't really see the report so you never know if they were real or not. QP tried to come with the race raps again but they just weren't getting him leverage enough to get a win. Soul Khan won this round of the rap clash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O54dRgTqv04&playnext_from=TL&videos=nOZY1rlwAXo&feature=sub