Showing posts with label Tenchoo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tenchoo. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES SF - Tenchoo/Lego Vs Chris Leese/Disciple

Chris Leese and Disciple started the rap battle first mocking Tenchoo then called him a border fleeing Puerto Rican. He claimed that he was starting off real slowly for the slow folks and spent a lot of time double teaming him comparing him to the Donkey from Shrek and accused him of sticking his head up Lego butt. Tenchoo then went into rhyme and countered Chris Leese telling him he looks like one of the donkey's from Shrek and tried to imply that he has sex with his girl. Lego then went into rhyme and accused Disciple of not having respect. Tenchoo then went in and accused Chris Leese of having big ears and compared him to a Tasmanian Devil. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Chris Leese and Disciple then went into spit and both seemed to be messing up on Tenchoo's name. Disciple claimed that Lego's face reminded him of a Gecko. Chris Leese Adam seemed to be giving him advice. Tenchoo then went into spit and talked about Chris Leese's girl. Disciple then went in and accused Disciple of making incest porn. He accused Chris Leeses claim to fame was sucking off Sprungy.This round of the battle was a tie in my opinion.

Chris Leese then went into rhyme and called Tenchoo's old misses a slug and a whore. He brought up the fact that his opponents were bad with women and practiced bestislity. Chris Leese accused Tenchoo of being tall and there performance was extremely theatrical. Lego then went into spit and called Chris Leese a tag along and an elf. Tenchoo then called him off key. He called his opponent a weightless prick and a dwarf. This round of the match was a tie as well.

In the last round of the rap battle Tenchoo went into say that his opponents should have got an immediate loss. Lego then went into make more insults on Disciple's ears. Tenchoo showed off his thorough lyrical skills in this round. Chris Leese then went into rhyme and claimed Tenchoo practices martial arts. He tried to imply that Tenchoo and Lego like to role play The Karate kid. This round of the match was a tie as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAJ5ZaPvvM



Tuesday, August 31, 2010

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES - QF - Tenchoo/Lego Vs Sensa/Deffinition

Sensa started the freestyle battle and Deffinition joined him in imitating how a rehearsal between Tenchoo and Lego would have gone. It was somewhat funny but very clever and Definition imitated with a speech impediment. They seemed to be trying to imply that Tenchoo isn't black and they both joined together and called seemed to be calling there opponent a horse. These two mc's joined together to say fuck Tenchoo and say that Shin-obi is better. Lego started rapping for his team next with his funny ass delivery and said that he could tell that Definition likes Star Wars. He flicked his opponent off with a middle finger and cursed at him and Tenchoo jumped in saying his adversary probably has a vibrator in the same shape as a light saver. Lego tried to imply that Sensa has anal beads and tried to imply that Definition is scared of Flex Digits. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical match Sensa said yo check it when I bust a flow and said the Canadian judges judged Tenchoo not worthy enough of competing in there league. Definition said that his adversary looks like a shaved version of a Star Wars character. He said that in his family his rival is white and said that his adversary would grow an afro to prove his blackness. Definition said that both of these rappers suck and made fun Tenchoo's girl. Sensa had a truly funny performance and ended his verse saying the only thing that makes Tenchoo blacker than his friends is the dad he never met. The rapper otherwise known as Tenchoo confronted the last statement that his adversary made. Lego jumped in and said that his challenger is not sicker and told him to suck a Germans cock. Tenchoo accused Definition of having spunk flavored chewing gum and called him a useless cunt and said he was feeling like the battle was really a two on one. Lego finished off saying that he sleeps with This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Sensa said easily he could have Lego's mother beg for an evening and Definition claimed to be giving a warning to the kids of today. Sensa seemed to be confronting the remarks that were made about him being racist. He said something about jerk chicken and called himself white and said that Tenchoo is till pale in comparison. Sensa then tried to mock Lego and imitate him implying that he has Alzheimer's. Definition then ended his verse with a deep metaphor. Tenchoo called his two opponents fagots and said he would leave them both running. He also managed to make nose jokes about his adversary as well. He accused Definition of sucking dick and nuts. Lego seemed to have compared Sensa to a vampire. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion

In the fourth round of the rap cypher Lego went into rap and said that Definition's CD is called I am a cunt and countered what his opponents said about said about Tenchoo earlier. He accused Sensa of acting tough and thinking every guy in Brighton is a fagot. Lego seemed to have thought that Definition was checking out Crueger's ass. Tenchoo then spit that he was supposed to be battling Amos and Evil Eyez. Definition went in for his team saying that Tenchoo spit some gay stupid bars. Sensa continued to talk about how no one in his house likes Lego bricks. Definition accused his adversary of bringing his girl to rap battles for dating purposes. This round of the battle was taken by Tenchoo and Lego by a little bit more in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKhZ_AnwotA



Thursday, August 12, 2010

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Tenchoo/Lego Vs OSB'z (Scizzahz/Wizard)

Scizzahz started the rap battle for OSB'z talking about talking to Tenchoo and called him similar to David James. He accused him of being clumsy and always making mistakes and took credit for being original scum bags. He said Tencho and Lego put together has as much swag as his mother. Wizard jumped in and said that he was sparking things. Scizzahz then jumped back in and called them lames then said that Lego lost a rap battle to him which says a whole lot considering saying a whole lot. Wizard said he would have a grin on his face if his adversary's plane crashed don the way home and called Tenchoo a tall cunt. Scizzahz called his accent annoying. Tenchoo started to rap for his team next and said Wizard reminded him of DJ Ironic's retarded twin and said Scizzahz had a whack show. He said that his opponent thinks he's funny but said that they weren't laughing with him they are laughing at him and brought up about his adversary's saying that he lives in London. Tenchoo threatened to remove every beat in his entire collection after he removes the Virus Protection. He accused his opponent of playing with fake penis's. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap cypher Wizard started off calling the opposing tag team silly fagots and Scizzahz jumped in trying to imply that Lego is a racist from that grew up in prejudice area. He said that when his opponent met his partner he told him that he was the first ethnic guy he had ever had a conversation with him. Wizard claimed to be a G with massive burners and said that Tenchoo is a groupie. Scizzahz told Lego it looks like a chuckle brother had sex with his mother. Tenchoo started off threatening them not to dis his misses and referenced wrestlers in his verse. Lego said he would put Scizzahz in a pedigree. Tenchoo stayed true to his lyricalness and made a reference to Scizzahz girl friend. Lego seemed to have ended his verse making gay jokes about his rival. I would have to say that this round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the third round of the rap tournament Scizzahz started out the third round of this match up and said something about Shaggy. He said that he would probably lose because judges seem to hate him. Wizard then went into rhyme next and said Tenchoo isn't even half black and called him quarter Rican after Fat Joe shagged his mother. He said his adversary considers himself a five per-center because of how black he is. Lego continued to make jokes about Tenchoo not being black enough. Tenchoo started round three of the rhyme battle saying that some people think he's ill and he was about to kill the hype. Lego talked about his adversary's family photo as well and made fun of Wizard's nose bone trying to say it people confuse it for a shark. Tenchoo said his opposittion can use his nose to pogo. He said Wizard's favorite trick is making a fake penis vanish.

In the fourth round of this rap battle Tenchoo seemed to think overtime was rubbish. He tried to imply that the opposing team paid the judges and said his opposition probably needs a blanket sheet as a handkerchief. Lego was thorough lyricist in this last round of the Hip hop tournament. Tenchoo said that the his two opponents made a bad decision pairing up with Wizard because he's not a good rapper. Lego accused his opponents of standing in the mirror checking each others muscles out. Wizard started his verse for this cypher and claimed to have won it in four bars. Scizzahz implied that Tenchoo has the face of a donkey. Wizard soon went in and said that his rivals stacks don't build and said when Tenchoo rhymes he doesn't hear the simile. Scizzahz called his adversaries whack enough to make Guru turn in his grave. In my opinion Tenchoo and Lego won this round of the freestyle tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IouUopwGMEg




Wednesday, May 12, 2010

DON'T FLOP - HinduRock Vs Tenchoo

Tenchoo started this round the match off. Tenchoo was sick and he was funny as hell. Tenchoo had some crazy starting punchlines. Tenchoo was pretty dam sick with spitting syllabic metaphors. HinduRock's delivery was more aggressive and his punchlines were straight.HinduRock had a sloppy rhyme style when he was spitting his verse The London rapper surprised me because he beat HinduRock in the first round this is a first in my book.

In the second round of this UK vs USA rap match up Tenchoo started it with fierce punchlines and syllabic rhymes. Tenchoo had funny ass Hindu rap jokes. HinduRock was straight during this round of the match up and his punchlines weren't bad. HinduRock's closing statement made the crowd interact with him more than the rest of his verse. This round of the rapping battle goes to Tenchoo. That boy can rhyme

When the third and last battle hit Tenchoo started off with an iron fist of metaphors. Tenchoo proceeded to talk about HinduRock's record of the rhyme battle. HinduRock had a few hot metaphors and punchlines that went over peoples heads.HinduRock did better this round. Tenchoo won this battle and that's for sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZifCvMvuYik&playnext_from=TL&videos=R8CJT6mPLu0&feature=sub




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Friday, April 9, 2010

Rap Battle DON'T FLOP - Salar Vs Tenchoo

Salar started first round of the rap battle. Salar was nice and fluent with his battle raps. I like the way he put his battle rap lyrics together he was good at smooth with the syllabic battle raps. Tenchoo had better rap punchlines and a better rap delivery and his battle raps were just syllabic.Tenchoo won this round of the rap battle.

Tenchoo kept on messing up in the second round of the rap battle. He was repeating rap verses. Tenchoo's rap delivery and battle rap punch lines were better than Salar. Salar's rap verse was too shaky and less consistent but he did say some funny things while he was rap battling

In the third round of the rap battle Tenchoo was making fun of Salar's nose and they were great rap punchlines. Salar stepped his game up in this round of the rap battle and
was a tad bit more of a match. Tenchoo won this round of the rap battle

In the last round of this rap battle Salar slipped up 2 much during his battle raps. Tenchoo won this round of the rap battle just based on him being more consistent.Tenchoo won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-xsvHRpF-c&playnext_from=TL&videos=2hAkljrR4vY&feature=sub


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