DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Nugget/Jee4ce Vs Chronicle/Flex Digits

Chronicle started the first round of this rap battle talking to Jee4ce telling him that he doesn't wanna buy a caravan and asked Nugget how he caught a plain to Britain. Flex Digits then went in and suggested starting spitting facts and tried to make fat jokes on Jee4ce. Chronicle then got in his face and called him a fag then made fun of his arms and swagger. Flex Digits claimed that in the home origin of his two adversary's you could purchase a gun from a church. Chronicle claimed that he could catch whiplash from the chin fat of Jee4ce and both rappers on this team ended there verse referring to Nugget as a chicken. Nugget started his verse for his team implying that Deffinition got punched and threatened by some one his challengers team. He said something about them not being smart enough to come with written raps. Jee4ce said not to worry and accused his oppositions of being cock suckers. He also called Chronicle and Flex Digits reject rappers. He said Chronicle looks weird and said that Flex Digits looks identical after a nuclear disaster. Nugget ended this round making disrespectful mother comments. Nugget and Jee4ce won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion by a tad bit more not much.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Chronicle started his verse disrespecting Ireland off the rip and wished bad things on Nugget. Flex Digits called his adversary's gypsy's and he said that he was conceived on the same table that he eats his dinner off of. Chronicle said a curse to his mothers name supposedly and finished off his verse during this round of the match up making Catholic jokes. Jee4ce jumped in and began to call himself an honest cunt then compared Chronicle to Forest Gump and claimed this was a mis match and when he gets drunk he likes to bitch slap mongrels. He climed to be Northern Irish. This round of the rap battle is a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this tag team match Flex Digits hopped in with no hesitation and said the crowd wouldn't feel Jee4ce even if they were to free fell and even made fun of face by saying that his face is malformed and spastic. Chronicle implied that he sexually assaulted Jee4ce's grandmother. Flex Digits then started to rap about his younger days and then he came back to talking smack about Jee4ce. He accused the guy of throwing hand grenades at little kids on Saint Patrick's day, Dam it seemed like they spent most of there round getting on him. The funny thing is Nugget was the one who started rhyming first and then Nugget tried to imply that his challengers had generic punchlines. He compared battling his team to an under taker. Nugget spoke about this event like it was nothing and spit about his rap title as the best in Dublin. Jee4ce dissed Manchester. This round was a tie in my opinion because each team was stronger in different areas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzrNTsiZYtQ

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Enlish/Hines Vs Silvertongue/Mr Mackenzie

Silvertongue started this MC battle first for his team that he referred to as being the greatest and said that considered Enlish and Hines to be the lamest. He said that his adversary hasn't been laid in weeks and seemed to be trying to make him out to be a child molester. Mr Mackenzie compared his two opponents to members from the A team and told one of them o sell there M.P.C.. These two rappers called there opponents everything in the book from poor, old, to being women. There performance seemed to be rehearsed thoroughly. Enlish started his verse for his team and made a comment about how sleek his figure is but said if he was a fat bastard he would eat there babies. He then proceeded to call his two opponents fagots and claimed to rob beats on stages while his adversary's rob needle exchanges. He then went in and talked about Scotish men in England being successful then said Mr Mackenzie is the type to buy his girl a boob job. Hines seemed to be calling Silvertongue's group Perfect practice then got lyrical and said a ton of things in the midst. They seemed to have freestyle'd part of it. In my opinion Silvertongue and Mr Mackenzie won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the tournament the Scotish rapper known as Silvertongue started first and bragged about ripping shows and had a thorough lyrical delivery. He said that he hates Hines beats but Enlish has them as his ringtone. He accused his adversary of subscribing to En Vogue. Mr Mackenzie claimed that his bout would be over Hines head and got technical when breaking down the mans name. Silvertongue hopped back in and tried to call his adversary's tattoo's fake. Hines started his verse soon after holding it down for his team admitting to be old school b boy rocking shell toed adidas. Enlish implied that both of his challengers need to learn how to speak properly and seemed to be trying to call his adversary's junkies again. Hines said that his oppositions would think that they are good in this game because everybody from Scotland has an MC in front of there name. Enlish claimed to have ran a train on Silvertongue's girl and ended mentioning the Blood in the water event. This round was a tie.

In the third round of the cypher Mr Mackenzie went in for his team first but It didn't seem to me like he said anything special. Silvertongue went saying something about Marvin Gaye and said that Tenchoo and Lego got it wrong and said Sensa mentioned that his opponents were powering turntables. Mr Mackenzie called Hines a Caucasian fagot and Silvertongue ended this round of the rap battle accusing his opponents of sleeping with each other. Hines jumped in calling his opponents Scottish fags and Enlish was talking crap about Silvertongue's mother relentlessly. Hines seemed to be accusing him Mr Mackenzie of going to the clinic for std's to end off his round. This round of the two on two battle was a tie in my opinion.

Enlish went in to start the fourth round of the lyrical cypher and tried to say that Scotland lost there best emcee and made a comment about his own album dropping. Hines seemed to be free-styling in a syllabic fashion. Enlish called Mr Mackenzie's girl a hooker and said that you could catch STD's just from looking at her. He implied that the only way you can have safe sex with her is putting a condom over your entire body. Hines tried to call his challengers fagots. Enlish ended his verse saying Scottish people can't freestyle. Mr Mackenzie then went in rapping for his team and said something about London and seemed to making homo jokes about his two rivals. Silvertongue seemed to have said that Hines probably thinks he could get somewhere by name dropping and called him a gay goblin and said that they are such fagots hat when he kills them they would be asked to be buried in the same coffin. Mr Mackenzie and Silvertongue won this round of the hip hop tournament

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFTVkQ3SZnk

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Oshea/Rikky Riley Vs Prince Kong/Gizmo

Rikky Riley started this rap cypher first saying something about watching the DON'T FLOP video and said he was not impressed. Oshea spit about where Prince Kong and Gizmo calling there scene fagots then next said he smashed Prince Kong sister. He accused his opponents of watching Wimbledon and accused him of building pyramids. Gizmo started his verse next and said something about going to the bar when he started. He compared Oshea to a cinema. Prince Kong called his challengers selfish cunts. Gizmo then went in to call Rikky Riley mouthy and said that they wouldn't win the battle putting on those funny pranks. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rhyme match Rikky Riley started it first Oshea next calling Gizmo Holocaust denier and a Holocaust liar. He tried to call Prince Kong an imbecile and then Rikky Riley jumped in and accused him of getting his face raped by his father. Oshea then did an impersonation of Gizmo and calling Brighton gay. Gizmo went into rhyme for his team next calling Oshea Steven and talking junk about his mother. Prince Kong said something about his challengers favorite sex position and he also told a story about Rikky Riley and called his dick tiny. Both of the the emcees on this team tried to call Rikky Riley a bad lyricist comparing him to 90's rappers. Prince Kong and Gizmo won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of this what seemed to be freestyle tournament Oshea pointed at Prince Kong and said he was gonna end up fighting him. He continued to make Brighton jokes and claimed to have sold him cocaine then said the story was true. Rikky Riley then started talking crap about Gizmo's mother then it seemed Oshea was accusing him of going to homo porn sites. It was cool how they were finishing up there verses for each other towards the end and I guess they were spitting writtens. Rikky Riley suggested a game of penuts towards the end of his rap verse. Prince Kong threatened to leave Oshea dead and compared his head to an ostrich egg. He implied that Rikky Riley is jocking Oshea's penis and did a funny enactment like he was trying to channel something in his brain. This round of the lyrical match up is a tie.

In the fourth round of this cypher Prince Kong started the fourth round of this rap square off first for his team talking about Liverpool. Gizmo said that he hates the way his adversary's rap. Prince Kong then proceeded to make momma jokes and Gizmo implied her ass jiggling. Gizmo started freestyle flowing and tried to call Oshea Danny Devito. Oshea started off saying that it went to Overtime so it's bad news for his opponents. Rikky Riley said that when it comes to winning they don't deserve or even want it and claimed that he had better things to do. He rather rip Don't Flop sponsors so he says. Oshea said that he seen Prince Kong battle Joker Starr and was making fun of his punchlines. Rikky Riley said that Gizmo enjoys the intimate company of men. The last MC Oshea mentioned was Jadakiss. Prince Kong and Gizmo won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=perQLWO2ccI&playnext=1

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Tenchoo/Lego Vs OSB'z (Scizzahz/Wizard)

Scizzahz started the rap battle for OSB'z talking about talking to Tenchoo and called him similar to David James. He accused him of being clumsy and always making mistakes and took credit for being original scum bags. He said Tencho and Lego put together has as much swag as his mother. Wizard jumped in and said that he was sparking things. Scizzahz then jumped back in and called them lames then said that Lego lost a rap battle to him which says a whole lot considering saying a whole lot. Wizard said he would have a grin on his face if his adversary's plane crashed don the way home and called Tenchoo a tall cunt. Scizzahz called his accent annoying. Tenchoo started to rap for his team next and said Wizard reminded him of DJ Ironic's retarded twin and said Scizzahz had a whack show. He said that his opponent thinks he's funny but said that they weren't laughing with him they are laughing at him and brought up about his adversary's saying that he lives in London. Tenchoo threatened to remove every beat in his entire collection after he removes the Virus Protection. He accused his opponent of playing with fake penis's. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap cypher Wizard started off calling the opposing tag team silly fagots and Scizzahz jumped in trying to imply that Lego is a racist from that grew up in prejudice area. He said that when his opponent met his partner he told him that he was the first ethnic guy he had ever had a conversation with him. Wizard claimed to be a G with massive burners and said that Tenchoo is a groupie. Scizzahz told Lego it looks like a chuckle brother had sex with his mother. Tenchoo started off threatening them not to dis his misses and referenced wrestlers in his verse. Lego said he would put Scizzahz in a pedigree. Tenchoo stayed true to his lyricalness and made a reference to Scizzahz girl friend. Lego seemed to have ended his verse making gay jokes about his rival. I would have to say that this round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the third round of the rap tournament Scizzahz started out the third round of this match up and said something about Shaggy. He said that he would probably lose because judges seem to hate him. Wizard then went into rhyme next and said Tenchoo isn't even half black and called him quarter Rican after Fat Joe shagged his mother. He said his adversary considers himself a five per-center because of how black he is. Lego continued to make jokes about Tenchoo not being black enough. Tenchoo started round three of the rhyme battle saying that some people think he's ill and he was about to kill the hype. Lego talked about his adversary's family photo as well and made fun of Wizard's nose bone trying to say it people confuse it for a shark. Tenchoo said his opposittion can use his nose to pogo. He said Wizard's favorite trick is making a fake penis vanish.

In the fourth round of this rap battle Tenchoo seemed to think overtime was rubbish. He tried to imply that the opposing team paid the judges and said his opposition probably needs a blanket sheet as a handkerchief. Lego was thorough lyricist in this last round of the Hip hop tournament. Tenchoo said that the his two opponents made a bad decision pairing up with Wizard because he's not a good rapper. Lego accused his opponents of standing in the mirror checking each others muscles out. Wizard started his verse for this cypher and claimed to have won it in four bars. Scizzahz implied that Tenchoo has the face of a donkey. Wizard soon went in and said that his rivals stacks don't build and said when Tenchoo rhymes he doesn't hear the simile. Scizzahz called his adversaries whack enough to make Guru turn in his grave. In my opinion Tenchoo and Lego won this round of the freestyle tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IouUopwGMEg

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Sensa/Deffinition Vs Evileyz/Amos

Deffinition started this tag team rap battle and seemed to be calling Evileyz/Amos from a town of gypsies. Sensa then picked up and went seemed to be complimenting Evileyz teeth but he wasn't. Deffinition started getting on Amos trying to imply that he was a Lord Of the Rings character Sensa also got on him. Deffinition ended his verse rapping about slapping mothers in the face and saying to read between the lines then put his middle finger. Evileyz went into rhyme next for there team and told Deffinition that he wasn't Def and Amos jumped in and said everything this man said was understandable to him then he cracked jokes on Sensa told him to stick to pushing grams. He then went back to Deffinition and made a comment about New Castle then proceeded to call him a prick. Evileyz then picked up and tried to imply that he wasn't a good Mc and a dip shit then called there music whack. Amos told told Sensa that his winning streak comes to an ending today and accused Deffinition of being a homo sexual and Amos jumped in and started dissing him with a syllabic flow then brought up his match up with Oshea. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the tag team cypher Sensa went in and accused Evileyz of making whack music and said something about being given a free beat by Harry Love. Deffinition tried to imply that his Amos can call him gay but the fact is that he's the one that's running around topless and said that Evileyz looked sinister. Sensa then began to make fun of the opponents nose trying to say that it's good for snorting cocaine. Deffinition accused Amos of being a travel agent and then Sensa jumped in and accused him of being racist. Evileyz then jumped in and said that where he is from you'll get slapped for having your tongue and accused Sensa of battling his mom and maybe even the kids. Amos then jumped in and talked about how his opponent spent his fathers day. He also accused him of spending half of his day fantasizing about Grind Time then gave a description about the opposing team. Evileyz implied that the opposing team wasn't very Hip-Hop and said Sensa is never cracking a smile because he is a fag in denial. Amos then started to call him desperate so he and mentioned King Of The Dot. Evileyz and Amos ended by calling both of them little bitches and won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle battle Deffinition said, "when it comes down to battle your the worst tier", and called him more feminant then some girls in the crowd and Irv's beard. Sensa says that Evileyz tells him that he is his is favorite rapper after every single event and accused Amos of looking like he had been hypnotized and the person conducting it forgot to snap there fingers, that was funny. He accused seemed to be accusing Evileyz of having Gypsies for friends and said that he believes in reincarnation then told the crowd to ask him. He tried to say that Amos has a bird face. Evileyz then went in to spit his verse and brought up Chronicle. He got syllabic and tried to imply that could be in Deffinition mind with a joy stick and he wouldn't be surprised. He used stage props throwing a Tampon on the ground. Amos then jumped in and started talking about what Deffinition was naming his album. He said that his opponent is not the definition of Hip Hop and Evileyz jumped in and said he'd knock out Sensa like Apollo. Amos called Deffinition a dick head and claimed that him and his partner were gonna bruise Sensa's undefeated record.

In the fourth round of this cypher Amos went in and started rapping for his team. He seemed to have invited the opposing team to go outside for a fifth round. Evileyz went in and talked about Deffinition's family members then Amos went on to say his definition of Hip Hop wrong thinking it's all about Youtube views. He said that all the viewers wanna see them lose. Amos then began to freestyle to end the round. Sensa started his verse in this round of the hip hop battle comparing self and Amos to a movie. Deffinition said that Evileyz head is like a panoramic screen. Sensa accused Amos of thinking he made chicks impressed because he took his shirt off and called him a pigeon chest. Deffinition even made a comment about the tampon Evileyz pulled out earlier and brought up Disciple at the end. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOYnz4griHs