DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Enlish/Hines Vs Silvertongue/Mr Mackenzie

Silvertongue started this MC battle first for his team that he referred to as being the greatest and said that considered Enlish and Hines to be the lamest. He said that his adversary hasn't been laid in weeks and seemed to be trying to make him out to be a child molester. Mr Mackenzie compared his two opponents to members from the A team and told one of them o sell there M.P.C.. These two rappers called there opponents everything in the book from poor, old, to being women. There performance seemed to be rehearsed thoroughly. Enlish started his verse for his team and made a comment about how sleek his figure is but said if he was a fat bastard he would eat there babies. He then proceeded to call his two opponents fagots and claimed to rob beats on stages while his adversary's rob needle exchanges. He then went in and talked about Scotish men in England being successful then said Mr Mackenzie is the type to buy his girl a boob job. Hines seemed to be calling Silvertongue's group Perfect practice then got lyrical and said a ton of things in the midst. They seemed to have freestyle'd part of it. In my opinion Silvertongue and Mr Mackenzie won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the tournament the Scotish rapper known as Silvertongue started first and bragged about ripping shows and had a thorough lyrical delivery. He said that he hates Hines beats but Enlish has them as his ringtone. He accused his adversary of subscribing to En Vogue. Mr Mackenzie claimed that his bout would be over Hines head and got technical when breaking down the mans name. Silvertongue hopped back in and tried to call his adversary's tattoo's fake. Hines started his verse soon after holding it down for his team admitting to be old school b boy rocking shell toed adidas. Enlish implied that both of his challengers need to learn how to speak properly and seemed to be trying to call his adversary's junkies again. Hines said that his oppositions would think that they are good in this game because everybody from Scotland has an MC in front of there name. Enlish claimed to have ran a train on Silvertongue's girl and ended mentioning the Blood in the water event. This round was a tie.

In the third round of the cypher Mr Mackenzie went in for his team first but It didn't seem to me like he said anything special. Silvertongue went saying something about Marvin Gaye and said that Tenchoo and Lego got it wrong and said Sensa mentioned that his opponents were powering turntables. Mr Mackenzie called Hines a Caucasian fagot and Silvertongue ended this round of the rap battle accusing his opponents of sleeping with each other. Hines jumped in calling his opponents Scottish fags and Enlish was talking crap about Silvertongue's mother relentlessly. Hines seemed to be accusing him Mr Mackenzie of going to the clinic for std's to end off his round. This round of the two on two battle was a tie in my opinion.

Enlish went in to start the fourth round of the lyrical cypher and tried to say that Scotland lost there best emcee and made a comment about his own album dropping. Hines seemed to be free-styling in a syllabic fashion. Enlish called Mr Mackenzie's girl a hooker and said that you could catch STD's just from looking at her. He implied that the only way you can have safe sex with her is putting a condom over your entire body. Hines tried to call his challengers fagots. Enlish ended his verse saying Scottish people can't freestyle. Mr Mackenzie then went in rapping for his team and said something about London and seemed to making homo jokes about his two rivals. Silvertongue seemed to have said that Hines probably thinks he could get somewhere by name dropping and called him a gay goblin and said that they are such fagots hat when he kills them they would be asked to be buried in the same coffin. Mr Mackenzie and Silvertongue won this round of the hip hop tournament

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KOTD - L Rev vs Street

Street started the rap battle first and said he thought L Rev was a Native american at first then he found out he was Spanish. He said that his adversary looks like an Avatar creature. He accused his rival of participating in homo sexual acts. He also told his opposition that he looks like an ostrich and a Street Fighter character. He called him a mutant that isn't even human. He said he doubts he would lose to his rival and told him to put his money where his mouth is. L Rev said that when he spits people say that his verses are tight. He said that no body likes what his Street writes and said that his girlfriend is close to turning into a dike because he can't screw her right. He said that his challenger only has sex with men and hairy groupies and compared him to Greg from Scary Movie. He also implied that his opponent is almost thirty and he would never make it in rap supposedly. He called his adversary Amy Winehouse's identical twin He accused his opponent of staring at sweaty men at the gym instead of rehearsing his bars for the battle. I think this round of the match up was a tie.

In the second round of the cypher Street compared this rap battle to a boxing match and didn't hesitate to make race jokes. He accused L Rev of rapping like a nerd and being an alien. He called himself the rap bandit and compared his opponents breath to Britney Spears. He tried to imply that his rival was pissing his pants and claimed to be making fun of fags for sixteen years. He accused his adversary of trying to put up peso's to battle. L Rev went in to this second round of the punchline tournament claiming that Street's girl has a thing for him. He tried to imply that his challenger isn't very smart and said that he must have been an ugly baby. He seemed to be telling his opposition never to have kids as well and he also spit about how he could win using metaphors and simile's. He said that this was the biggest massacre and compared his rival to Joe Dirt. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie.

In the third round of the lyrical match up Street started out getting at L Rev with syllabics and accused him of eating guacamole. He called his adversary a wannabe and said that he reminds him of the lion from The Wizard of Oz. He accused his opponent of having a small penis size and a horrible sex life. He called his opponent a Mexican and asked if they found him standing next to Home Depot. He compared himself to Kobe and said that he can't look in the mans face claiming he is too ugly. L Rev started out getting at Street saying that he wanted to try to freestyle battle and said that he won the in matches to back when they supposedly only let good rappers in KOTD (King Of The Dot). He said that his opponent can't make the crowd feel him. he tried to imply that his challengers girl is a transsexual. He accused his opponent of prostituting his body for crystal meth and said that he get messed with in the hood. He focused on calling his opponents mother a slut and wished that his house would catch on fire and killed his family.

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REAL TALK 5 - *PROMO BATTLE* Dwizofoz vs Tu Pham

Dwizofoz started the cypher it sounded like he called Tu Pham wack and accused him of acting. He was syllabic with his rhyme style in the beginning. It seemed like he tried to get s tad bit racist when putting words together. He warned his short Asian opponent that he has people in the crowd that would handle him if he got out of line. He said his whole crew will get ran through and threatened to leave him a dead man. Dwizofoz said he would have sex with Tu Pham mother and compared it to sushi. He claimed that his opponents reach isn't long enough to touch him in a fight and called him weak. He said his idea of a battle was swinging elbows and fists then he compare his rival to one of the Simpsons. It sounded like he said Real Talk when he finished his verse. Tu Pham wasted no time rap battling he went in and told Dwizofoz that he can't beat him in this game and asked him if he was insane. He said that challenger made racial jokes that don't apply to him and said that if he's Japanese rip him and called him a chink then it sounded like he said he would claim his body for scientific research. He claimed that his opposition asked to battle three times. Tu Pham said that his opposition was like the wizard of Oz. In my opinion this round of the lyrical cypher was a tie.

Dwizofoz started off saying under his breath that Tu Pham is the one that was trying to challenge him for three months. He said that his opposition couldn't beat him and tried to call him a Grind Time biter he even mentioned Tantrum and A-Class. This guy was on of those rappers that walked away every time he said something good then would come back and say more. He said that K.F.C. named a meal after his opponent and said that he came to the cypher happy that he finally lost his virginity then said it was through incest with his own sister. Dwizofoz said that his adversary was a loser among all the asians and told him that months down the road that he would regret this. Tu Pham started this round of the battle calling his opponent a loser than asked him if he could survive in the future an told someone to do the hindlick maneuver. He made fun of his challengers man boobs in a syllabic fashion and called him a bitter hater and called his waist size the equator of Jupiter. He accused Dwizofoz of going on dates with Jenny Craig. This round of the hip hop cypher seemed to be a tie.

In the third and last round of this MC battle Dwizofoz proceeded to spit racist raps at Tu Pham almost as if he had him bottled up in his heart and he just wanted to use rhyming as an excuse to let em out calling him yellow. He hit him with a barrage of rhymes and said that is too short to be walking around with his chest out ad asked if he got a boob job. He accused his adversary of taliking through The Wire like Kanye West. Dwizofoz made it clear that he was spitting a freestyle rap verse and seemed more than confident about winning. He got real syllabic again and then his home boy came up to help him finish almost as if it was premeditated. Tu Pham said his emcee rhymes next and had crowd reaction as soon as he started. He rebutted against his adversary talking about asian women and said that his Asian girls wouldn't touch Dwizofoz because he's so ugly. He said that his opponent made him ashamed to be Australian. Dwizofoz won this round of the MC clash by a tad bit more I would say.

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WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK-HUNTING SEASON-MIKE BEEZ V.S MOSES

MOSES started rapping first in this cypher. He said on the regular he offs guys and he compared the girl friend of MIKE BEEZ to Randy Savage. He said that he sends dudes to the Sky Box like standing court side and equated his eyes to Ethan Allen Hawk's. He called MIKE BEEZ girl dumb and told him that he would stick his straw in his girls juice box and sip like a Capri Sun. MOSES started to say that since his adversary is from the home of the haze then slipped up for a few, it seems that he forgot his written rhymes. He finished up with a little something it was syllabic and obviously memorized. It wasn't bad but when you mess up as bad as he did you might as well give up that round. He asked how his opponent is a blood but acts real funny with it and when his turn was up he kept on rapping after the person called time. Mike Beez went right in and started spitting his verse saying that he does it lightly. He said he would leave MOSES mouth red like ice-es and said forget Ne mo cats need to find him. His style was smoother than his challenger. He equated himself to Layla Ali and said he would beat his opponents chick up and accused him of riding his meat. He claimed that if his rival is wavy then he's a tsunami. He mentioned Hardcore Holly and Red Cafe John Cena Ray Charles and Jay Quan. Mike Beez won this round of the rap battle based on delivery and consistency.

MOSES started the second round of this rap cypher asking Mike Beez why he doesn't Globe Trot if he's from Harlem It seemed that he had a quick slip up again. He said he use to be a little nigga but he shoots guns now. He said that he is hood smart and book smart and you can call him a wise guy and claimed to have connects on the wireless. He called his opponent Captain Jack to fall back and said flame throwers I guess he was talking about his lyrics. His pauses in between his verses.His pauses were too long He's not bad but it was just an awkward vibe when he spit. Mike Beez claimed to get women and claims MOSES necks nigga's and called himself whole wheat while calling his opposition plain white bread different. He said Mike Beez spits lameness. He said that he says those banned from television Lil Wayne raps. He said he was on that Alpha dog status and seemed to be mentioning a few Street Fighter characters or Dutch Vegain his rhymes. He said that his challenger should've ran like Forest. Both of these rappers had a questionable performance in this round so it was a tie in my opinion.

MOSES started round three saying that no one came to his aid when he was locked up . He said it's nothing to give a sucker an ass whooping like a hockey player and then he went on to say that when he got released he was right back hustling. He claimed to be drug free but everything he writes is dope from what he says. He said he'll one round any dude who thinks he could hang and said that it's a shame and said half these dudes can't stand the guy and if you dont understand it he said he'll spit it standardized. MOSES claims that he get doe and has an undeniable flow. He described in details his morning regimen which included cooking up a bit more than breakfast then he said it's Good Morning New York. He tried to say that Mike Beez didn't have no girls and his punchlines were fantasized like his background as well as equating his bars to poop. He said for drug money he'd twist a nigga's cap like a Yahoo drink. He said that he boxes cats in while putting up numbers with a bit of a pause at the end then said flame throwers at the very end. Mike Beez went into rap next and had a unique start. It sounds like he was trying to sing a church song in the beginning but his lyrics were based on weapons. He tried to say that this his challenger named MOSES wasn't chosen. He said it's all G and you should hear him speak and continued to brag about his guns. He said that he beat a chick for getting out of line. He compared his raps to a Magnum condom. Mike Beez claimed to love attention. He said you would've thought he knew Steve Harvey and called his adversary Bullet head while trying to warn him about playing Romeo. This round was a tie in my opinion I was digging the abstract rap style of both emcees.

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DON'T FLOP - Bigg Cuz Vs Stowaway

Bigg Cuz started the rap battle Bigg Cuz spit with a grime rap style of delivery but he seemed to be rapping with a quiet voice. you can tell he memorized his rap verse. He kept on forgetting his rap battle lyrics. He started over his his rap lines like one two or three time. I heard his punchline but they are too elementary. Stowaway was a hundred times better and has a syllabic rap flow. He was truly great lyricist. He said that his rhyme style is different from his challenger at the begginning of this cypher and referred to be for copied from a kid. He said he would piss on Bigg Cuz's dinner and give his kid sister the middle finger.He said Bigg Cuz's girlfriends naturally habitat is on the side of a lake and basically tried to call her an animal. Stowaway's time was up before he could finish. In my opinion he won this rap battle.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Bigg Cuz said Stowaway was spitting some dumb raps like a girl. He tried to get syllabic with the rap flow but his delivery was still hard silent and didn't grab anyones attention. His rap rhymes were not all that good at all and he kept on messing up and had to start rhyming again with his rehearsed lyrics. Stowaway tried to say thay he's not tough and says that Bigg Cuz is a fake thug with no real character or personality and he has a picture of him holding a gun on his facebook. Stowaway said that Bigg Cuz looks like a childs drawing of a rapper. This MC said just because he talks and looks street but it means nothing and that he is a chipmunk. He tried to say that if Bigg Cuz is slanging drugs Stowaway is Big Pun. His last punchline suggested that Bigg Cuz could not win this battle eventhough if was using drugs.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Bigg Cuz tried call Stowaway a pussy. Bigg Cuz continued to mess up on his rehearsed raps. He was still rapping with that dull rap voice and corny rhymes. The last thing Bigg Cuz told his rap opponent was to cry to his father. Stowaway claimed to be keeping his verse factual and to the point.He said he seen Bigg Cuz shaking to Craig Davis in the night club. He said he flowis crazy naturally. Stowaway won this round of the rap cypher.

Grind Time Now presents: Absyrd vs Sketch Menace

Sketch Menace started the cypher with fat man jokes on his opponent. Sketch Menace went sick talking about how he is the reason for all his Youtube views. Absyrd is pretty good lyricist but he seemed to have less crowd reaction. Sketch Menace won this round of the cipher based on his harder hitting battle raps.

Sketch Menace went sick on Absyrd when they were rap battling. Sketch Menace was a whole lot more spontaneous in his raps. Absyrd was made in to a joke of during this round the cypher big time. Absyrd messed up in his rhyme verse and stuttered Absyrd held his own but he was less entertaining to the crowd. Sketch Menace won this round of the lyrical cypher.

In the third round of this rhyme bout Sketch Menace continued with the hard hitting punchlines. Sketch Menace called Absyrd Ralph Wiggums with down syndrome. Absyrd had a ton of dead punchlines. Sketch Menace won this round of the rap battle.


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