Showing posts with label M C Battle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label M C Battle. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Chronicle Vs Eddy Pops

Chronicle anxiously started against Eddy Pops the mc cypher first insulting the American flag and claimed to be rhyming a tight verse. Eddy Pops then went into spit and said he would beat Chronicle up like Austin Powers. He seemed to be nonchalant and literally saying anything I think if he was reading this he would surely agree. He compared his challengers head to a hamster. This round of the MC clash was a tie in my opinion.

Chronicle then went into spit his verse and accused Eddy Pops of trying to copy the Slim Shady Album. He even got on his oppositions mother. Eddy Pops them went in and claimed to be hardcore. He asked if his adversary was all that Manchester had to offer. This Mc had a super sarcastic flow. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the MC cypher Chronicle anxiously went in to claim that he was killing Eddy Pops properly and accused him of losing a battle with aids. He claimed that his adversary went to Iraq and murdered his family. Eddy Pops then went in to rhyme with his off beat flow sounding like a drunk sarcastic ass hole. He claimed that he smokes grass. Chronicle won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion

In the fourth and last round Eddy Pops went in against Chronicle claimed to be going out of his mind. he seemed to be in dis belief that the emcee clash went to overtime. Chronicle then went in and wished evil things on Eddy Pops sister. he brought up the fact that his rival wasn't spitting any punchlines. Chronicle won this round of the cypher in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwZQLJpzHE




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Monday, September 6, 2010

Pheckzilla vs Juslaw Mc Battle

Pheckzilla started the Mc Battle first playing Juslaw like he was gonna shake his hand then bringing his hand back and called him too short. He said that when he comes through he blasts it and claimed that he was rolling with a real crew. He called his flow top of the dome spitting and a he end of his verse he said that he thought it was his oppositions time to go. Juslaw then went in to rhyme and said now everybody is thinking that he was gonna be real mean to Pheckzilla. He compared his oppositions flow to cartoon character and claimed to have a Safari funk. He said that every time his opponents mother gives him head she calls I knowledge and claimed to have slapped his adversary's mother and made her cum off his penis head. He called his opposition tight once a year and said that he himself was not laughing and talked about punching his opposition in the face. He claimed to stay on Pearl harbor and claimed to sponsor it. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

Pheckzilla started this round of the rap cypher talking about how tight his flow is and said that Juslaw is a fagot. He seemed to be trying to imply that his opponents girl was a trans-gendered woman and claimed to flow from off the top with repetitious rhymes. He gave Osna a shot out and claimed to take extense and have a larger penis. Juslaw started his freestyle verse using big words and said hat you could call Pheckzilla's flow a little witty. He said fine and seemed to be OK with having a small dick and had a few racist Asian jokes. He claimed to be on the block and said that he gets a salary from taking journeys. He claimed to be making fun of his block and said he is hitting with a low blow. This was a good freestyle battle in my opinion and was a tie, them Hawaiians can spit in a humorous funny way .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfm9uitnCC0



Friday, September 3, 2010

Street Arena.TV: Feek -vs- Stackz Ruger for the crown

Feek started this one on one battle against Stackz Ruger claiming to run the city and claimed that he would bring his opposition to see his pit bulls. He said that he grips heat and claimed that he be slanging. Stackz Ruger went into the match spitting against Feek about how he starts his day off. It included M1's and four pounds and he said he doesn't mess with a lot of dudes be cause cars are snitching. He accused his opposition of snitching as well. Stackz Ruger won this round of the tournament in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Feek went back in and started spitting about guns and shooting Stackz Ruger again. He said that if you want beef to bring him a cow. He named all of his guns as well and said he would throw his adversary's mother in a pool full of sharks. Stackz Ruger then went in against Feek with that Philadelphia flow and he said that cats stay shooting but they keep missing. The flea flickers punchline was thorough and said that he would check him than compared him to Nike's. He mentioned that he wasn't a snitch or a lyre as well. Stackz Ruger won this round of the competition in my opinion.

In the third round of the match up Feek went into this round against Stackz Ruger saying that rip to someone and incorporated Spanish into his rhymes. He claimed to be trying to get his weight up so he can put his body in a thrown and made the statement that he wasn't young anymore. He said that he would spray his adversary like a bottle of cologne. He threatened to leave his opposition bad off and his flow was smooth. Stackz Ruger then went in against Feek into the cypher spitting with hardcore delivery and kind of took the spotlight. and claimed he had a bunch of weapons on deck. He spit about how he be slanging some more. he claimed to be on the top division and said he doesn't care where his challenger is from. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie somewhat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wMsVzBYepI





Thursday, August 12, 2010

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES R1 - Sensa/Deffinition Vs Evileyz/Amos

Deffinition started this tag team rap battle and seemed to be calling Evileyz/Amos from a town of gypsies. Sensa then picked up and went seemed to be complimenting Evileyz teeth but he wasn't. Deffinition started getting on Amos trying to imply that he was a Lord Of the Rings character Sensa also got on him. Deffinition ended his verse rapping about slapping mothers in the face and saying to read between the lines then put his middle finger. Evileyz went into rhyme next for there team and told Deffinition that he wasn't Def and Amos jumped in and said everything this man said was understandable to him then he cracked jokes on Sensa told him to stick to pushing grams. He then went back to Deffinition and made a comment about New Castle then proceeded to call him a prick. Evileyz then picked up and tried to imply that he wasn't a good Mc and a dip shit then called there music whack. Amos told told Sensa that his winning streak comes to an ending today and accused Deffinition of being a homo sexual and Amos jumped in and started dissing him with a syllabic flow then brought up his match up with Oshea. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the tag team cypher Sensa went in and accused Evileyz of making whack music and said something about being given a free beat by Harry Love. Deffinition tried to imply that his Amos can call him gay but the fact is that he's the one that's running around topless and said that Evileyz looked sinister. Sensa then began to make fun of the opponents nose trying to say that it's good for snorting cocaine. Deffinition accused Amos of being a travel agent and then Sensa jumped in and accused him of being racist. Evileyz then jumped in and said that where he is from you'll get slapped for having your tongue and accused Sensa of battling his mom and maybe even the kids. Amos then jumped in and talked about how his opponent spent his fathers day. He also accused him of spending half of his day fantasizing about Grind Time then gave a description about the opposing team. Evileyz implied that the opposing team wasn't very Hip-Hop and said Sensa is never cracking a smile because he is a fag in denial. Amos then started to call him desperate so he and mentioned King Of The Dot. Evileyz and Amos ended by calling both of them little bitches and won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle battle Deffinition said, "when it comes down to battle your the worst tier", and called him more feminant then some girls in the crowd and Irv's beard. Sensa says that Evileyz tells him that he is his is favorite rapper after every single event and accused Amos of looking like he had been hypnotized and the person conducting it forgot to snap there fingers, that was funny. He accused seemed to be accusing Evileyz of having Gypsies for friends and said that he believes in reincarnation then told the crowd to ask him. He tried to say that Amos has a bird face. Evileyz then went in to spit his verse and brought up Chronicle. He got syllabic and tried to imply that could be in Deffinition mind with a joy stick and he wouldn't be surprised. He used stage props throwing a Tampon on the ground. Amos then jumped in and started talking about what Deffinition was naming his album. He said that his opponent is not the definition of Hip Hop and Evileyz jumped in and said he'd knock out Sensa like Apollo. Amos called Deffinition a dick head and claimed that him and his partner were gonna bruise Sensa's undefeated record.

In the fourth round of this cypher Amos went in and started rapping for his team. He seemed to have invited the opposing team to go outside for a fifth round. Evileyz went in and talked about Deffinition's family members then Amos went on to say his definition of Hip Hop wrong thinking it's all about Youtube views. He said that all the viewers wanna see them lose. Amos then began to freestyle to end the round. Sensa started his verse in this round of the hip hop battle comparing self and Amos to a movie. Deffinition said that Evileyz head is like a panoramic screen. Sensa accused Amos of thinking he made chicks impressed because he took his shirt off and called him a pigeon chest. Deffinition even made a comment about the tampon Evileyz pulled out earlier and brought up Disciple at the end. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOYnz4griHs



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Monday, August 9, 2010

McCall Vs Riddleman

Riddleman started the rap battle calling McCall penis small and said something about him not having a gun. He seemed to be just saying a bunch of BS nothing particularly worth quoting. He claimed that he would piss all over his adversary and told him he wasn't going anywhere. McCall seemed to have told Riddleman that he doesn't need a bullet to rip him up and said that he'd make sure his opposition gets beat down. He seemed to have a descent flow or maybe i'm speaking to soon. He messed up towards the end. This round was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Riddleman started the second round of the rap battle saying that his McCall claims to be a gangster. He said if his adversary doesn't understand he is a dork and asked him who he think he is. He claimed that he spit the best flow that his opposition ever heard he told him that he was full of shit. McCall started his verse it sounded like he called his opposition an enigma and a big retard. He said something about making Riddleman's body shake. He said alot of things nothing quotable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqW8XZ4t8U



Disciple Vs Krimzun Chin

Disciple started the freestyle battle telling Krimzun Chin that he was coming off the top from what it sounded like he seemed to be calling his adversary embarrassing. He threatened to smash his face and said something about his opponent having a tiny temper. He seemed to be describing his metaphors and after a while it sounded like he was rhyming but just saying anything. Krimzun Chin started spitting his verse next and said his style is bold and doesn't work like something that is too old. He started getting syllabic after awhile and had a pretty good flow compared to his challenger and seemed like. He said his opponents rhymes don't impress and that he needs to go home. He said that his adversary gets scared of his own reflection then was stopped before he could finish his verse. in my opinion this round of the emcee battle was a tie.

In the second round of the freestyle competition Disciple seemed to be trying to say that he couldn't understand Krimzun Chin's lines. He said something about being drunk in the style and said he would come to his front door and take out his mother. He told his opponent that it wasn't his time and said something about killing his rival. Krimzun Chin started flowing with his syllabic rhyme style again. he said that Disciple's rhymes make him wanna slit his wrist and said that he wan't playing and said that when he raps your head will start swaying. Towards the end of his bars he started stumbling on his lyrics. This freestyle rap battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XSPk8370q4



Sunday, August 8, 2010

Koleyon Vs Reggie P

Reggie P said that he didn't come there to see who could rap the best and said that he got chains that would strain Koleyon's neck. He threatened to put his opponent in a Hurst fast and called his opponent a fruit. The last thing he called his opponent was an old dirty bastard. Koleyon had real generic rhymes he claimed to go the hardest it was kind of hard to hear his rhymes with the loud music playing but I heard some of it he said his opponent sounds like Reggie Brown and ended by telling his challenger that he's ho'n. Reggie P won this round of the emcee battle.

Reggie P started off telling Koleyon that he's dealing with the best and asked why he is so hairy. He called his opponents tattoos ugly and compared his opponent to
Tupac and said he be busying guns. He claimed to have never had been a fake gangster. He compared his adversary to Mobb Deep and seemed to have said that he would break his cell wall. Koleyon said that he had a gun for surgery and calls it Nip tuck. He claimed to be with his oppositions girl with her screaming. It sounded like he compared himself to David Banner at the end. Koleyon won this round of the MC battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNURTSAyIho




Thursday, August 5, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: AC (Amazin Crack) vs Ivan Da Great

AC (Amazin Crack) started the rhyme battle first asking Ivan Da Great what his name is and said his guns would put his opposition in the sky. He said that he would shoot him at Starbucks and turn it into a Red Cafe. He said that him and his opposition are two different type of dudes and tried to call his adversary a homo sexual. He claims that he has sex with his oppositions mother than called her worthless broad. He said that he fisted that girls vagina until he broke her cervix walls. He tried to call his adversary a disgrace and basically ended his verse talking about how he would mutilate him and scatter his body parts around. Ivan Da Great said to started his rap verse claiming that AC (Amazin Crack) embarrassed his whole entire city and claimed that Soul Khan exposed his opponent for being a cross dresser. He accused his challenger of getting dissed by Iron Solomon and said something about MATH HOFFA said it was a bad thing. He said he's not trying to hear anything his rival has to say and called himself a beast and a monster that get girls. He accuse his opponent of taking JR writers rhymes and a little bit of Cassidy. He told his opponent that his songs are like Vh1 shows all reality. Ivan Da Great won this round rap cypher.

In the second round of the rhyme battle AC (Amazin Crack) went up to spit again and said that his opposition was right because he had been out for a year. He said that he was back on a different note and put his middle finger up at his rival. He then started to get on the horror core tip with the rhymes and said acknowledged it by saying he has a scary flow. He told a story about his oppositions mother and said he use to serve her drugs. He compared his opponent to cereal and tried to imply he would jack him. Ivan Da Great went in soon after started to spit a verse and he said screw his opponents opinions and said that he was gonna spit pure facts. He called his challengers name ridiculous and he told him to explain himself cross dressing. He compared his rap flow to bat and said he would give him head shots like a dentist with a needle. He said that if his opponent died and got cremated he'd piss in his ashes and said that he had a sexual transmitted disease in his mouth. Ivan Da Great won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of this rhyme battle AC (Amazin Crack) said if he talks then his gun would kick back. He said that in his eyes his opponent can't see him and said he would give him 3d clips. He called his opponent his son and said it was only right that he beats him.he said he would slice him and started to get on his horror core rap style some more. The last thing this man said was that his opposition looks like a diva. Ivan Da Great went into spit next and told him to prepare for dissing. He called AC (Amazin Crack) flow ass crack and he should die in an air collision. He said he would leave his opponent hooked to a respirator which would leave his air conditioned and said that just because he was on Worldstarhiphop.com doesn't mean that his lines are hot. He said he was getting head from his adversary's mother in Albany and said that his opponent runs like All American athletes. Ivan Da Great won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY1X-0CHAko



Thursday, July 22, 2010

KOTD - Edwords vs Cody the Catch

Edwords started the first round of this battle and said he remembers Cody the Catch sitting in lord Nelsons door way bitching and called him horse face. He got said syllabic and called his opponents rhymes as forced as rape victims in New York State Prison. From the beggining you could tell that this was gonna be a lyrical match up. He claimed to be on a personal mission to have him nervously twitching and to prove that he can't flow in every worthless verse that he has written. Edwords said that he looked at the top thirty in the top KOTD division and said that his Cody the Catch doesn't even deserve a top ten mention in Alberta's division. He mentioned Hollohan, Daley, Sketch Menace, Bruce B, Ubiquitous, Lexington, McKnight, Whatevski, and Chedda Cheese trying to imply that these guys are legends King Of The Dot. He said thinking he's top ten is his adversary's requiem for a dream and said that he looks like a heroin addict that's barely existent. Edwords said that it looks like someone got his opponent in salaverry position and beat you till you until your vocabulary was missing. He tried to call this a lose, lose situation and said you couldn't chose Cody the Catch coming correct when he chose and said that he won't even get any respect when he's through so at the they'll have Cody in a katch 22. He told his opponent that he is in trouble because he steals punchlines. Edwords said that they call his album death to bubble gum because he bites off more than he can chew and told him that this is just his quarterly review. He said depending on how horribly he does he guesses he can pay the transit cops to have him forcefully removed. Cody the Catch jumped in to battle but first he had quiet down the rowdy crowd. He started off telling a story about when Edwords was born and said that they cut his umbilical chord and he fell on the floor. He said that his mom looked at his dad like when get out the door lets trade it for a stereo and sell it for more. He told him that his whole family is smelly and poor. Cody the Catch said that his challenger is in his 20's but has the penis size of an 11 year old and implied that Cody the Catch genital warts and the head of a dwarf. He claims that he was here to settle the score and said was into dope beats made from 70's soul while Edwords rather spend sleepless nights snorting meth in a bowl. He told him to get some control and said that his adversary's penis doesn't work because he has done a lot of coke. He tried to imply that he was battling a rape victim and said boys rent a hooker he's like wait my mom forgot her smokes. He said that little Mathew and his family are poor as dirt. He asked if he could get a challenger that's more deserved than a Tim Horton's clerk. He said that every cypher they are always waiting for his verse. He claimed that Ed is always short of words. He said hater please and said he'd make it breef. He that his opposition probably has maple leaf stickers on his anal beads and threatened to break his opponent knees. He said that he would take his ski's to lake Loise and said that half of his footage is horrible. He said that he can't believe that his challenger actually acts hard. He said that he cant actually believe that he practices sad barsHe told his rival to go back home and smoke crack in his dads barn. In my opinion Cody the Catch kind of hit his adversary a little harder so I would say that he won the cypher.

Edwords started the second round of this cypher telling his opponent that his breath smells great that was unexpected I guess he was trying to imply uses mouth wash more than he uses soap, I wonder why he would do that, do you get it? He claimed that his rival didn't have a real tattoo on the side of his throat it's really an esophagus growth from the seeds of men when he swallows there loads. He told Cody the Catch you don't need baggy jeans just to do that hes said. He said that he's not a hustler but he addresses the issues like a magazine subscription. Edwords got super syllabic and tried to imply that his opponent wouldn't show a gun. He said that he's gonna show his adversary out for being a faker and and compared himself to Koby and The Lakers. He claimed that he was gonna show his adversary something that would make him worry and said that when Cody the Catch was young he got touched explicitly by members of his church. He said no one thinks that this man in the face is really fast for the works and if he throws up his hands in amazement he's acting disturbed. Edwords said when his opponent doest get a standing ovation he'll get the clap that he deserves. Cody the Catch went in immediately after saying that he's really glad that a topics been covered and he said that he was gonna dis his opponent and not his mother, just interact and talk with others. He called him lame basically and asked him what is with his hat he's not a hunter but his challengers sisters snatch has got some numbers. He claimed to have sodomized Edwords sister with a whiffle bat and watched her suffer and accused him of listening to Nickel back while wondering if he should leave rap and become a plumber. Cody the Catch said that his opposition looks like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder. He called himself hot as summer and fresh sort of like the air. He referred to his opponents being too short to even go on rides at fairs and tried to accuse him of being a snitch. He said that Edwords challengers girl looks like a pear and she lets motor bikers run trains on her. He said that he was gonna take the money he wins from this rap battle and go do blow and use it with Hollohan. He said he's not a little brother but he'll put a big piece of feces on your microphone. He said people who see this cypher are gonna ask his opposition if he is alright and then spit about leaving his leaving the guys grandma in an awkward position and then take a picture of her to masturbate to. He said that his challenger was the definition of a hater. He said that his girl is pregnant and in nine months she'll have a native kid. In my opinion Cody the Catch won this round of the rap battle by a tad bit more.

In the third round of this match up Edwords went right in and started off by saying that he make racial rhyme because he's arrogant. He said that Cody the Catch drops the most trash and he's Native American and called him a scavenger that dribbles pictures on the wall just to mark his monthly calendar, you get it it Aztecs. He said that this battle is a massacre and said he dis his oppositions ancestor in a syllabic form. He described of his opponent being born as the result of three way. Edwords referred to his adversary being one of the cities worst MC's and said that he needs to quit freestyling. He compared his rival to a DUI driver and called him a charity case with no athletic ability. He said that he could tell by his character traits and medical history that he's aware of his face and it's generic deficiency. He said he would walk into city hall and threaten officials to change the laws so he could kill his opposition legally. Edwords said he would show his opponent a bomb if he complains about the judges. Cody the Catch started his verse in this rap tournament when the crowd quiet and said that him and Sketch Menace had a conversation about his adversary being short, ugly, and weird and said that was a valid observation. He said that Eds an alright but he's a fagot on occasions. He said that his rival is only here to get a name rapping. He said that he's from a town in Ontario and into Kayaking and rain dancing. Cody the Catch tried to imply that he was battling a rapist and couldn't believe he was in the same bracket as him. He said to Edwords use to take ballet classes and that he is not Jack Shitt and said that he heard that from St Catherine. He called him a rat with whiskers aka Master Splinters sister and that he probably has Cody the Catch and Snack The Ripper action figures. He said that girls would rather be fingered than ed word scissor hands than Edwords him self. He said that nasty strippers would that flash there behinds wouldn't be interested in his opponent. He spit that he knew everything that his adversary was gonna say before he seen him and he knew that the crowd would over react. He was on a roll and said mom joke time than he got stopped because his time was up. Cody the Catch won this round of the round of the cypher by a tad bit more only because he was more disrespectful both of them are evenly matched as far as skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKqxQEhlq5E&videos=hUNdWcsypVo



Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 4: HI $ RANSUM vs ILL BOI KAINE

HI $ RANSUM went first in this cypher and said in this game he had to utilize. He said the difference between him and his opponent is truth and lies and said deep in his music is where the truth should lie. He said that he's hot enough to turn December into July. He said that he's not candy coded he's so for real and threaten to kill him and his soldiers acting tough. He said that it's not a game and a rich man once told him that his flow is priceless. I must admit his delivery was enthusiastic. HI $ RANSUM said a sick man asked him if his flow was alright because it sounds like it was diagnosed with a virus. He said they get excited when he steps into the building. He told them not to put his name in the top bracket with top fagots and said that he's not average. I like the way he made syllables match and his punchlines weren't bad. He compared himself and his rival to a bunk bed. He finished off by boasting about his crew. ILL BOI KAINE gave HI $ RANSUM right after his rap verse was over. He started spitting his rhymes next and wasted no time talking about cocaine and he said people stay biting his style because his swag is Kosher. He said that his mac will leave his challenger bloody like your dissing the Crips. He said that his home boys ball and they pushing bricks and said that the game is messed up but he plans to get it fixed. ILL BOI KAINE claimed to have a Chevy and told HI $ RANSUM to check his partner and tell him to act proper. He said that he has experience while his opposition draws conclusions. He called himself a one minute man because his guns bust quickly. His lyrical ability was also syllabic in my opinion. These two rappers were highly similar. He said shot out to 50 cent because he's about to whoop his opponents head and at the end called him a little dick in a Magnum ain't nothing popping.

HI $ RANSUM claimed that when the world ends he'd be the only survivor. He said that he be stunting so hard he should roll with Macgyver and he said he's got work. He claimed that Jay-z Hova inspired him and said he's waiting to take over once he expires. He claims that he spits that hotness but his rival ain't close to it. He was a thorough lyricist with some hot metaphors and hot rhyme style. He equated the liquor that ILL BOI KAINE drinks to the glasses that his crew pours them in and says that he thinks that he is homeless, he says that he sees him in the streets and ignores him. HI $ RANSUM claims that his opponent is a little nigga that he treats like his curfew and said it was a bad match for him but personally I would have to disagree it's an even battle. He said that he would have his home boys take his oppositions arms off than mail his hands back and compared himself to Vega from Street Fighter. He sent his next contender a message. The last comment he made was that his rival would be leaving with an L. ILL BOI KAINE started out giving a shout out to the west side of his city. He said that HI $ RANSUM can't even throw a brick and his home boys carry a scale. He said that his crew eats cats up and clean there there teeth of them after every meal and said he would dead him for trying to take his money. He said if his challengers broad is bad that he's got to cuff her. He said he got a squad who be carrying things. He said to call them the stroller boys because they are peddling cane. ILL BOI KAINE says he see's through all bitches and has X-ray vision. He said would throw his adversary in the body bag. He compared himself to a basketball player because he shoots for the dunk. This round of the cypher is a tie.

In the third round of this hip hop match up HI $ RANSUM started out mentioning that his opponent is charged up and said that his opponent couldn't get rid of his Kaine so he started calling him Able. He said that he'd grab his shoulder then twist his arm in an angle grab guardian angel and have body guard guarding his angel,that was deep. He calls ILL BOI KAINE's girl a freak who takes it all in her analand drops her pants and her knees just fall to her ankles. HI $ RANSUM tried to imply that his opponent is a snitch. He said that he puts chrome where you'll never see stashed somewhere and he bragged about his drop top. He compared his crew to Gladiators then he said ask Russel Crow and that he'll turn his adversary's family van into an ambulance. He compared his 48 to the TV show 48 hours. he also proceeded to brag about what he's got and tried to rub it in ILL BOI KAINE face. He bragged about being raised around wild animals and said that he recognizes his opposition is from the struggle but don't cross that thin line between a zoo and a jungle. He claimed to have been born with a creative mind and said he could create a mind. The last statement that HI $ RANSUM was that It's not a game. ILL BOI KAINE went in next and started to spit fire. The first thing he said was bare witness to the to the him and said that you must come get him and his crew and warned that the pump comes with them. He said that he ain't worried about nothing because he a monster. He said that where he is from his challenger is a whats his name and said that he just lets it spray he doesn't duck and aim. He claims that if he doesn't get what he wants he throws a temper tantrum and said he would kidnap his girl and kill her before he gets the ransom. He said that cats call HI $ RANSUM pussy and he wouldn't put it past him. ILL BOI KAINE said he would tie his opponent to the back of a car while his girlfriend is in the back seat giving head and equated his girl to facebook. He said like a dirty mouth you can get scoped. He ended by shouting out his rap name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R43ApRCmHE



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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Da Kid Vs. John John Da Don

John John Da Don and Da Kid started the rap tournament but they both seemed to have messed up. John John Da Don had some hard rhymes in the first round. He said that he got head from Da Kid's girl so much that he only recognizes her by the top of her head. He even made fun of Da Kid's Jays and called them fake. Da Kid jumped in next and finally got a chance to rap. Da Kid went hard when he was spitting and said he would slice his opponents face. Da Kid tried to say that his challenger is a fart whistler and called John John Da Don the type to call shot gun and end up in the back seat. Da Kid compared ripping his adversary to Hulk Hogans shirt. Both of these rhyme lyricists had thorough bars and hard punchlines but Da Kid had more so in my opinion he won the first round of this cyhper.

In the second round of what some may have called a freestyle battle even though I think they had written raps as well. John John Da Don went in next and made comparisons to picture cropping and his car system popping. He also compared his rival to inner tubes and 2Pac. Da Kid started off pointing out that John John Da Don rhymes timid and said he would take the tazer off the security and slap his challenger with it. He called his adversary's crew soft. He said he wouldn't give John John Da Don dap and called him a fruit cake. He made a reference to the pizza shop Papa Johns at the end of his verse, he tried to say that he was John John Da Don's father. In my opinion Da Kid won this round of the freestyle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntfWEt_hMuc




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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Vague Presents King of the Ring Myers Lansky vs Norm Bates

Myers Lansky started the rap battle with a cocky attitude just as most Lyricist's do now a days. He started off by speaking about what he heard about his opponent. He claimed not o care if his adversary had guns and said that there would be no way that he would get bombed. He said that he would make him go away like Atari basically. He used a big word or two like sogginess. He compared his rival to the duck hunt video game and made a reference to shoot him out the window. He compared his adversary to a step son. The last comment he made was in reference to the crew of his opponents. Norm Bates tried to say that his rhyme style was like fighting and when the round was over his challenger was gonna feel the pain. He had a rap flow that would be more relevant to put on a rap beat in my opinion. He also tried to say that he would stab rival up if he ain't got the heat up on him. He compared being gifted to Christmas presents. He compared Myers Lansky to jason with his mask off and called him feather soft like his winter jacket. Norm Bates said he's good at fighting but he doesn't ever swing. He compared his challenger to an ass hole. It almost seemed like he made up a word "animality". This round of the rhyme battle was a tie because both of these emcees were shaky.

In round three of this lyrical battle Myers Lansky went in but had to stop right quick because of a loud obnoxious crowd. He said that he heard someone say that he's gonna lose to Norm Bates. He compared this rap battle to making a bad gamble. He said that stays masked up and called him self a garbage man because his his opponent was supposedly trash. He said that he'll drown his adversary if you find him a big river. He said he's gonna torture his rival so bad that he will be wishing for the end. He said that he will stick pills down his opponents throat and call him Pac-Man. He called his rival rhymes the opposite of hot. Norm Bates went in when it was his turn to rhyme.He had a slick metaphor about trick or treating disguised as Myers Lansky's mother, that punchline was quotable. He even compared himself to Steve Erkle. He even compared his challenger to Joe Budden He ended off saying that he would basically shoot his challenger. I would have gave this round of the rhyme battle to Norm Bates but I feel like they ended his verse too quickly so in my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this rap clash Myers Lansky went in spitting that fire. He said that he's here to put him in his place. He tried to make a reference to Pop Eye. He compared leaving his opponent dead to taking insulin shots. He made the comment that he's no from Harlem but he said he's got a four fifth. He compared his guns lifting up his adversary to a chick putting her legs up in a porno flick. He continued with his cocky raps and compared himself to Johny Depth. He compared his rival to Ja rule after Fifty Cent. Myers Lansky ended with funny rap bars. Norm Bates went in to spit right after. Norm Bates started off telling his rap opponent that he's not a threat and he's mad trash. He brought up the fact that they both rep the Bronx. He tried to call his challenger a little nigga. He also made a reference to Pop Eye in his rhymes. He said based on his rivals last battle that it's evident that he doesn't have skills. He thought that Myers Lansky's last battle was to see who is the worst. He compared his opponent to Ray Charles because he can't see him but he can still feel it like. This round of the rapping battle was a tie as well it's way too hard to call in my opinion.

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Friday, June 25, 2010

KOTD - Hollohan & Sketch Menace vs Daley & Bruce B

Bruce B started the rhyme battle for his team with a truly syllabic style of spitting. Bruce told his opponent Hollohan that it is un acceptable to lose your title to an American rapper. I think he was referring to his rival losing to Thesaurus. Daley accused a member from the opponents squad of craving drugs such as blow and meth. Then he turned and said tried to tell Sketch Menace that he wasn't such a great lyricist and compared telling him he's a good to telling a bum that he can dress. Bruce B than spit his verse next and put the Genius On Drugs otherwise known as Hollohan on blast and told his business about how he use to work at a pizza shop, It was funny how he put on the skit and then Daley put him on blast for his digestive problems and called his partner a wanna be fire man. The next up two rappers to spit was the opposing team Hollohan went first countering his rival Bruce B for trying to expose his secrets. He had a strong voice and flipped it by saying that he got fired for raping the waitresses and taking their tips then he said that he was the boss not a server he was a general manager. He tried to imply that he got demoted to facing unworthy challengers. That thorough lyricist known as Hollohan tried to get on Bruce B for taking his style while Daley got on him for being an Italian who wears Ed Hardy cologne and finished of by calling there team gay altogether. This round of the battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher the battle rapper known as Bruce B started out twisting Daley's homosexual allegations and playing a joke with them. He told his opponent that he wants to hate him but he's way too cute and cuddly. He warned the girls that were in the building to watch out for his two adversary's because the two of them in the same room put women at risk for date raping. When it was time for Daley to spit his verse he told a story and he confronted a his opponents allegations and them that his son is only 9 months old. Bruce B said he gave his rival a.k.a. Hollohan a pill once and his jaw started shivering like he caught hypothermia. His partner in this battle Daley tried to say that if Sketch Menace has a girl he better propose to her because no one else wants his ass. It seemed like these rappers were finished a little sooner than expected but not that much. It was then time for there adversary's to spit. Hollohan the former King Of The Dot champion was saying his bars first. He chose to tell a story and said that Bruce B did crack with him and started tucking in his shirt and took out his glow sticks so that's when he decided he had to leave. Sketch Menace was the first to say that him and his team don't buy the tough guy act and that it's all talk and he was just blowing smoke like John Lock. Hollohan then jumped in next an wasted no time calling Daley lazy and his partner tried say that night out with him was nothing but a night popping prescription pills and watching Disney Films. Apparently Bruce B's favorite Disney Cartoon is Little Mermaid. The last thing he told one of the opponents is that he gave him life in the league and just as quickly he can take it away.

In the third round of this rap cypher Daley started it off this round and tried to say that Hollohan isn't going to the gym much anymore then tried to say that Sketch Menace was the biggest punk out of the two. Bruce B that his adversary got wiser when they told him to go against somebody his own size. His partner in this battle then made a statement about his partner and then told adversary's to get on there knees and kiss his shoes. Hollohan then jumped in immediately and started spitting his verse. He said he would take his arm off and beat Daley to death with it. He even spit about how he be at the gym getting himself into shape and up to par and his challenger Bruce B be wishing he could do the same and he felt like stomping him to the ground and using his lifeless body as a dead lift. He said that they left the gym to go to his house and drink then he tried to say Bruce was a little too much into his workout. Sketch Menace then went onto say that everyday he gets a text message form Bruce to come over so they can do Bench presses. Hollohan admitted to Daley that he gets aggressive when he raps and seemed to be threatening hit him. The ended this roun by calling his son a fagot some more. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this rhyme battle the lyricist know as Hollohan said that Bruce B just obsessively wants to be like him. Sketch Menace proceeded to talk about Daley's girl he said he put her on her knees between the two battle rappers and nutted on her face, his partner claimed that she was so loose he stuck his hole arm in her pussy. These two rappers wasted little to no time telling everyone that there opponent walks now. They told there adversary's that if they release an album that they hope it does bad. Daley started his verse confronting every thing their two rival's said about his love life and kids. He called Sketch Menace a down syndrome fagot and Hollohan a leprechaun on steroids. Bruce B called Sketch Menace a BAD RAPPER with a mother who was a rape victim. He said both of his adverary's were so freaking sloppy it hurts and born into poverty and they were called so poor that they steal toilet paper from port o potty's. Daley tried to imply that his two rivals wanted to get married in a syllabic fashion. This round of the rap cypher was a tie as well.

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Monday, June 21, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Sonny Bamboo vs Johnny Storm

Sonny Bamboo started this cypher and he was truly ready off the bat with a syllabic rhyme style and he tried to say that Johnny Storm has no rhythm and is a no name in his own state of Rhode Island. He called Johnny Storm a puppet who gets his strings pulled while he does Mexican hat dance and he called him an Avatar. Sonny Bamboo said he would body his rap opponent and they would make him a monument. Johnny Storm said they thought his match with his challenger would be a funny promotional rap battle because his rap career is going down the drain. Johnny Storm tried to basically say that say that Sonny Bamboo underestimated him and said that he's afraid to step up to the plate to face the greats and that Sonny Bamboo rather see him do it instead. Johnny Storm told his challenger that he looks like the same size as Hank hills father. His last statement was that in California Sonny Bamboo would be the lowest tier. This round of the cypher goes to Johnny Storm in my opinion.

In round two of this lyrical battle Sonny Bamboo seemed to have step up his rap bars.He started off the rap battle saying that him and someone else is gonna run a train on his girl and hen he sees Johnny Storm's house he's gonna smash it in. Sonny Bamboo made some goods points. He made fun of Johnny Storm's voice and word pronunciation. He basically let his opponent know that he doesn't care about being small or not because at his height he can see easily that his lyrical opponent has no heart.Sonny Bamboo bragged about how he makes money off of Johnny Storm's Grind Time Youtube rap battles Johnny Storm started off rhyming about how paleSonny Bamboo's skin tone is and told the crowd not to listen to Sonny Bamboo. Johnny Storm called Sonny Bamboo a troll. He said his challenger is so small that if he went down on a girl he'd be sucking her toes. Johnny Storm somewhat of a laughing stock of Sonny Bamboo. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round rhyme battle Sonny Bamboo named a bunch of Grind Time rappers including Johnny Storm and said they all ride to battles in one car and it's a 2 seater. Sonny Bamboo had one of the deepest punchlines that Iever heard about Johnny Storm's mother being. He finished off his rap verse talking about how he wanted to barry Johnny Storm in the same slump that his state has been in. Johnny Storm said that Grind Time is gonna make a lot of money this year and won't give him any because he's corny. Johnny Storm continued with the small man rap jokes.this round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Ego Vs. Dred Battle

Ego started the rhyme battle with a creative rap story. I don't know if the story was true or imaginative but personally I'm tired of MC's starting there rap verse talking about a story about how the rap battle came to be because too many battle rappers do it. Not to take anything away from the rapper Ego that boy can spit. Ego's finishing punchline in this round of the rap cypher was when he said He can kill Dred with a hook like candy man. Dred seemed to be freestyling off the top of the dome with his rhymes which I would say was kind of amazing because he held his own and sounded just as good as his opponent Ego but I would say that the way he ended his rap verse was shaky. This round of rhyme battle was a tie.

Ego stepped up his rap rhymes up during this round of this rhyme battle. The first punchline he spit woke the crowd up when he said I hate Reggie like Spike Lee. Ego also had a hard punchline when he referenced to the Soviet Union and his closing punchline might be the best punchline I heard this week about giving the crack head a key to take off Dred's lox, do you get it. Dred went hard with his freestyle raps and managed to stay pretty relevant. Dred had a ton of reaction from the crowd. Ego won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion but Dred was close.

Ego had comedic punchlines and hard punchlines this round of the rap cypher. Ego said that Dred couldn't smell the air if he broke it. Do you get it? My favorite punchlines in this round came from Dred the one when he reffered to stretching before you get in the game and the metaphor about Chucky Cheese were my favorite punchline. I would say Dred is the winner of this short round of the rap cypher but he didn't have as many hard hitting punchlines, He should've went in longer. I'd have to give this rap battle to Ego.

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Friday, June 4, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Redzer Vs MC Dubh *Grudge Match*

Redzer started the cypher first with a syllabic rhyme style. Redzer was a hell of a lyricist. Redzer had a ton of racial slurs and Arab rap jokes in his raps. MC Dubh came straight in this round of of the rap cypher but he didn't have enough metaphors and it didn't help that he stumbled on his rhymes. MC Dubh didn't have too good of a rap delivery. Redzer won this round of the cypher.

Redzer was a well polished rapper in the second round of this cypher and was a thorough rap battler. Redzer had creative punchlines and racial raps about the Arabian rapper MC Dubh. It's ashame how MC Dubh started to flop during his round of the rhyme battle and became silent. I can't believe he was talking junk about Redzer for doing the same thing then turns around and does it. Redzer won this round of the cypher.

Redzer didn't hesitate to take advantage of MC Dubh's mistakes. Redzer had a ton of crowd reaction and a few racial raps. MC Dubh tried to freestyle, it seemed like he forgot his punchlines. Any how Redzer won this rhyme battle in my opinion

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