Showing posts with label Ivan Da Great. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ivan Da Great. Show all posts

Friday, January 21, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Ivan Da Great vs Lito (Hosted by Poison Pen)

Ivan Da Great went into rhyme claiming that Lito doesn't clap guns and compared him to Nicki Minaj. His punchline abut his opponent being a surviving crack head was thorough and compared him to a vagina on a grown woman at the end. Lito went into spit and said something about Mellow. He then claimed to have heard his adversary was banging on his block and told him to count his blessings. Ivan Da Great won this round of the match.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Ivan Da Great went into rhyme and asked how Lito was dissing his boots and claimed he was smashing his opponent's bars like cars at a monster truck show. He then implied snatching a dutch out his rival's mouth and claimed he was a weak dummy that. Lito then went into rhyme and claimed Ivan Da Great wouldn't even pop his own pimple. He claimed that his opponent would never get a deal and said that he seen his battle with Amazing Crack. Ivan Da Great won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Ivan Da Great claimed that Lito spit like a hustler which was something that he wasn't trying to hear compaing him to a volunteer. He then brought up his match against Jess Jamez and claimed that he stole his flow from Serious Jones. Lito then went into rhyme and claimed Ivan Da Great looked like a snitch. He then said implied that he was hungry and anybody can get it.He claimed that his rival was a pussy that would never shoot and claimed he would go to Syracuse and shoot up the place. Ivan Da Great won this round of the match up in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the lyrical battle Lito went in to tell Ivan Da Great the match wouldn't solve any of his problems. He then called his challenger a broke joke and would bang on him from South Central to Central Park. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme accused his adversary of having animosity because of his love life. He claimed that he didn't have a mother which made Lito's punchlines in the other round look irrelevant. Ivan Da Great won this round of the event in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fg6MzFKCcE



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Monday, January 10, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Ivan Da Great vs PT

Ivan Da Great went into rhyme claiming to be a Syracuse orange men and claimed that PT was a Baltimore Raven. He then claimed he would treat his adversary like an umbrella when it rains and claimed he wasn't spitting the truth. He claimed his adversary's mother was fat at the end of his verse. PT then went into spit and claimed the battle was like Mike Tyson fighting Raven Samoan. He claimed that he was in a hockey mask robbing while his rival was In Karate class and accused him of looking like Danny Glovers little brother. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme and claimed PT was dumb for thinking that the DMV was hot because the . He made fun of Baltimore and claimed that the hottest artist to come from there was Sisquo. He said he would buck lead at his rival and claimed that his own flow was 3D. PT then went in and claimed that Ivan Da Great was worse than what he expected and told him that whoever told him to be himself gave him the worst advice. He compared his challengers swag to a diaper rash and claimed that he didn't like him at the end. This round of the cypher was surely a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the exhibition Ivan Da Great went into rhyme and claimed PT's career is dead. He even brought up Double/Duece Big Kannon and told him to stop rapping. He compared his adversary to Dirt rhyme schemes and accused his adversary of having gay sex with Apex. He had a quotable punchline as well. PT then went into rhyme and claimed that he was a lyricist that didn't prepare. He then claimed during one of PT's battles his breast's were showing through his shirt. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

PT then went in and accused accused Ivan Da Great of putting a gay little smirk on every time. He ended his bars claiming to get props from people in Baltimore, New York and Back Pack rappers. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme claiming that the first three rounds were cool while the overtime was whack He had another quotable punchline He claimed that his rival would be dis appearing later and claimed he would treat him like a magic trick and compared him to Tupac's killer. He accused his rival of coming to his town for a loss and told him it was time to go back. Ivan Da Great won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8QPpJzPItM



Sunday, October 24, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Jess Jamez vs Ivan Da Great

Jess Jamez went into rhyme claiming that Ivan Da Great would probably talk about his eye brow. His lyrical skills were thorough he mentioned something about becoming the king of the Underground and accused his adversary of acting like a clown. He claimmed to be hungry and said that he told Poison Pen to feed him quick. He claimed that his opponent was a nobody from no where and accused him of being from a frat house. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme and asked who Jess Jamez was. He claimed that his challenger couldn't think of a better name and accused him of being a bum. He claimed to be exposing his opponents flow and compared him to shadow boxing. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jess Jamez went in and implied Ivan Da Great pretending he won after he beat his ass. He accused his opposition of getting his swag from music videos with 50 cent, P Diddy, and Jay-z. He claimed that he would go to Russia to knock his adversary out. Ivan Da Great went in against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was sick enough to hog spit on his head. He even broke down his his opponents name and admit to being the 106 and park champion. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Jess Jamez went in and accused Ivan Da Great of being a homo and having fags. He made fun of his opposition's mother and tried to call him a transvestite. His last punchline is on my sick punchlines page. Ivan Da Great went into rhyme against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was done playing Jess Jamez foolish game. He seemed to be freestyle flowing and when he messed up the crowd started jumping in. He said that his adversary's wife looked like Gorilla Zoe. Jess Jamez won this round of the match based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tra5lIURj8



Sunday, October 17, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Ivan Da great vs Kollision

Ivan Da great started the rap battle talking about the way Kollision rhymes in matches and accused him of not being nice. He accused Dirt of of beating him and accused him of giving cash to hookers. He had a quotable punchline as well He claimed to get head from his oppositions mother and claimed he would slam him through a table. Kollision then went into rhyme and said his opposition should'v through out his pencil somewhere along the line. He claimed to have came to his adversary's home town to curse at him and his home town credentials. He seemed to be free-styling a good amount of his verse and claimed to be a nerd. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

Ivan Da great then went into rhyme and said that he had seen a lot of fagots but claimed to think Kollision was gayest. He accused his adversary of showing up to the battle in rainbow shoe laces and called him a drug attic fagot. He tried to accuse his adversary of being a white guy that acts black and accused him of getting picked on by black people. Kollision then went into rap and called Ivan Da great whack. He accused his challenger of riding dick and said that the man was trying to replicate his design. He accused his adversary of getting killed twice in a battle and made fun of the Syracuse mascot. He ended threatening to cut his oppositions mother in the throat. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher Ivan Da great claimed that if Kollision rhymed to save his life he wouldn't make it that far and compared him to a cell phone battery. He accused his opposition of spitting make believe stuff and accused him of getting people laughing. He claimed to be a stand up guy and accused his opposition of getting raped in jail. He said that his opponent wasn't bagging mad hoes or slaying chicks. Kollision then went in claiming to have broke down Ivan Da great's name and seemed to be questioning his oppositions name claiming that the guy wasn't even good. He said that his challenger had breasts and made funny comments about his career. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle Kollision went into rhyme and made fun of Ivan Da great ears. He tried to imply that he was his challengers father and gave him his name because he was half Russian. Ivan Da great then went into spit and said that he couldn't believe he was in over time. He said that Kollision would pay late like a bill when it's over due. He had a few thorough lines but started messing up. Even though he had a quotable I'd have to give this round to Kollision based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ-Gco54LhU



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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Ivan Da Great vs Mister Sell (Tryout Battle)

Ivan Da Great started the rap battle first saying he would've battled anybody just to get cash and called Mister Sell a nerdy white dude. He claimed that he can't believe the guy came and called him dumb. He called his adversary a real liar and a lit match. He claimed to be the real fire and claimed that the only way he's getting chewed. He said the only way he's getting chewed is by a real tiger and told him he would spit about 106 park if he wants to. He said that his opponents girl be cheating on him and compared him to a mime voice. Ivan Da Great said that he makes everyone on his Mister Sell click look whack and also said his mix tape was whack and and said that he was cheating with his girl and his mistress. He said that he would take the guys whip and keep it. He claims o run shit like a foot race and said he wold let him think that he's winning just to pass him on the last lap. He said that he knows that sometimes he forgets that he's a lame. He ended with a thorough flow and claimed to spit bars like bullets. Mister Sell went up to rap next and defend himself against it seemed like he was telling a story and seemed to be implying that Ivan Da Great is his son and tried to call him homo. He said that he would stab his adversary to death and leave his mother touched by an AK. He called himself ruthless. He said that he was given 3 rounds to win against his adversary an called him a wannabe millionaire and called him a homo sexual. He ended his verse blaming not to drop N bombs at the ends. Ivan Da Great won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Ivan Da Great went up to rap next calling Mister Sell a snitch ass cracker and accused him of fucking with 5 O. He said that he would chase his oppoent and smother him in Freeways beard and said he be messing with his girl and he said he be beating his chick from the back. He said his opponent can't see him like a spirit in the after life and claimed not to be the average rhymer that he was rhyming with. He called his opponent whack and said he should have been nurtured. Ivan Da Great thinks Mister Sell is a pedophile and I hope that wasn't his daughter in the background holding up that sign be cause he claimed he would slap her. He called his opposition an infidel and said if he gets locked up he ain't getting bail or visits. He said he would throw his opponent in the ocean to get ate by a killer whale. He called his adversary his most fake opponent and said that shit is real. Mister Sell then went in to spit his rap verse and said Ivan Da Great is in the street making bread then why does his bank account always stay in the red. His lyrical skills were thorough and he seemed to be telling a story about scattering his oppositions body parts. He said that he spits so much fire that his setting up a flame and called his challenger a bitch while he claims to be a beast. Mister Sell said that he'd have him hooked to the first two letters of his name and said when threatened to choke Ivan Da Great out and said that he would never get free. He messed up all of a sudden which is really no good and the foul part about it was that he was on the losing side already but that dropped him further. He ended by telling his opponent to give him his style back. Ivan Da Great won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Ivan Da Great called out other battle rappers to rap against him and said that Mister Sell was Star Wars geek with a fitted on. He called his adversary an Iron Solomon wannabe that spits it wrong and started getting on his adversary's mother. He claimed to get his rival mad when he speaks his words and claimed that his white home boy has sex with his momma squeezing her curves and tried to claim that his daughter wasn't really his. Ivan Da Great said that Mister Sell's girl sucks his dick in her vehicle and called him a lame who's breath stinks. He said he would kill his adversary and put his body parts in different car trunks. He claimed that he always spits metaphors and got a sick delivery. Mister Sell went into the battle asking Ivan Da Great if he was born on Halloween an said that it explains why after 106 and park his rival was a ghost for a bit. He claimed that his oppositions girl came to his house with no clothes on and claimed that his adversary got pissed and said he would slap him. He claimed to have a right hook that would leave his opponent on the ground and in pain. He said that his challenger would give him a leg drop off the top rope and said that. He claimed that his daughter would beat his opposition sons ass. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the rap clash Mister Sell claimed that he was spitting a freestyle because he didn't prepare for an overtime round and claimed that the thrown is his. He gave Ivan Da Great props and told him that he wasn't touching him and compared him to Nickel bags. He accused his challenger of doing homo porn and said that he looks like a grizzly bear and Obama. He compared his adversary to boys to men and him self to poison pen. I liked his flow it was smooth to be freestyle rapping. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme next and called Mister Sell whack and claimed that he doesn't feel remorse when he raps. He called his opponent a lame and said that he isn't getting in the game then called him a fagot hater. He told him to stop faking like he is hard and told him that he isn't getting money from the white like a black waiter. He said in his hood snitching isn't condoned and claimed his adversary was only hot for one verse. Ivan Da Great won this round of the hip hop battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCk7DhmvE9U



Thursday, August 5, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: AC (Amazin Crack) vs Ivan Da Great

AC (Amazin Crack) started the rhyme battle first asking Ivan Da Great what his name is and said his guns would put his opposition in the sky. He said that he would shoot him at Starbucks and turn it into a Red Cafe. He said that him and his opposition are two different type of dudes and tried to call his adversary a homo sexual. He claims that he has sex with his oppositions mother than called her worthless broad. He said that he fisted that girls vagina until he broke her cervix walls. He tried to call his adversary a disgrace and basically ended his verse talking about how he would mutilate him and scatter his body parts around. Ivan Da Great said to started his rap verse claiming that AC (Amazin Crack) embarrassed his whole entire city and claimed that Soul Khan exposed his opponent for being a cross dresser. He accused his challenger of getting dissed by Iron Solomon and said something about MATH HOFFA said it was a bad thing. He said he's not trying to hear anything his rival has to say and called himself a beast and a monster that get girls. He accuse his opponent of taking JR writers rhymes and a little bit of Cassidy. He told his opponent that his songs are like Vh1 shows all reality. Ivan Da Great won this round rap cypher.

In the second round of the rhyme battle AC (Amazin Crack) went up to spit again and said that his opposition was right because he had been out for a year. He said that he was back on a different note and put his middle finger up at his rival. He then started to get on the horror core tip with the rhymes and said acknowledged it by saying he has a scary flow. He told a story about his oppositions mother and said he use to serve her drugs. He compared his opponent to cereal and tried to imply he would jack him. Ivan Da Great went in soon after started to spit a verse and he said screw his opponents opinions and said that he was gonna spit pure facts. He called his challengers name ridiculous and he told him to explain himself cross dressing. He compared his rap flow to bat and said he would give him head shots like a dentist with a needle. He said that if his opponent died and got cremated he'd piss in his ashes and said that he had a sexual transmitted disease in his mouth. Ivan Da Great won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of this rhyme battle AC (Amazin Crack) said if he talks then his gun would kick back. He said that in his eyes his opponent can't see him and said he would give him 3d clips. He called his opponent his son and said it was only right that he beats him.he said he would slice him and started to get on his horror core rap style some more. The last thing this man said was that his opposition looks like a diva. Ivan Da Great went into spit next and told him to prepare for dissing. He called AC (Amazin Crack) flow ass crack and he should die in an air collision. He said he would leave his opponent hooked to a respirator which would leave his air conditioned and said that just because he was on Worldstarhiphop.com doesn't mean that his lines are hot. He said he was getting head from his adversary's mother in Albany and said that his opponent runs like All American athletes. Ivan Da Great won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY1X-0CHAko



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