Barz & Stripes Tryout Battle: Sonic Soundwavious vs Punchline

Punchline then anxiously went into rap claiming that it was November 28th 2010 and claimed that the day would go down in infamy. He then said Sonic Soundwavious looked like a liar and later on subliminally bought up Jay-z and Roc-a-fella. He finished up his verse talking about how he would shoot his opposition. Sonic Soundwavious then went into spit and claimed to be thankful for Punchline taking a Loss. He tried to say that his opposition must have had the worst luck in the world and claimed that he could see right through him. He told his challenger that he needed to keep the gangster rhymes to himself and compared his heart to a Kiebler's elf. Sonic Soundwavious won this round of what seemed to be his Debut.

Punchline then went into spit and claimed that judging on Sonic Soundwavious's lyrics in the first round that there rhymes weren't the same in height. He then tried to imply that women pay to have sex with him and implied that his opposition was a lover boy. He had a hard core delivery. Sonic Soundwavious then told Punchline that he needed to go home and get his gun. He was extremely hilarious and seemed a little bit more versatile during spitting. Sonic Soundwavious won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBCgvRu8Tyw

Grind Time Now presents: New Breed vs Incredible BA (Tryout Battle)

New Breed started the rap clash first and said spit heat and slaughter clowns and tried to imply that Incredible BA was watered down. He seemed to to have brought up Nfact subliminally and brought if he he shot his opponent. He bragged about how big his burner was and claimed that his adversary didn't know how to read. He compared him self to Max Payne. Incredible BA then went into spit and said he should kick New Breed in his abdomen and said he would rip out his skin tissue. He claimed his opponent of pulling his pants down when somebody tried to fight him. In my opinion this round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme cypher New Breed went into spit and claimed that he didn't know who put Incredible BA on the pedestal. He told his rival to be a good boy and said that his adversary was fake basically. He claimed to be from Cincinnati and accused him of not having Youtube views. He ended his verse saying he hates fagots. Incredible BA then went into the hip hoop battle and claimed to have went to New Breed grandmothers house and accused her pussy of basically smelling like chemical pesticide. He reminded every one he was from Flint Michigan and accused him of cleaning his tissues with the same towel he wipes his ass with. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the rap clash New Breed went into flow and compared Incredible BA to an old cabin. He said that his opposition doesn't murder things and works at Burger King. Incredible BA then went into rhyme and freestyle some more and said that his own bars contained punches. He also compared New Breed to Kat Stacks. New Breed won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtFuifRl-S4

Grind Time Now Presents: Johnny Parelli vs Fantum (GT TX Tryout)

Johnny Parelli first went in claiming that Fantum was sweeter than a butter cup and accused him of not being a a man. He accused his opponent of wanting to shake his ass and called his opposition a diva and queen. Fantum then went into spit and claimed to be from the Bay and mentioned E 40 and Mac Dre. He claimed that Johnny Parelli is fucking up the name of Texas and then he started talking about candy paint and purple drinks then messed up. He jumped back in and spit a straight verse Johnny Parelli won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of the cypher Johnny Parelli went in to call him self the president and said he would get Fantum girl wet. He said that he would knock his opposition out like Suge Knight and said that he wasn't going anywhere. Fantum then went in against Johnny Parelli and seemed to have called him self a dinosaur. His lyrical skills were thorough but he seemed to have messed up. He accused his challener of having lacking punchlines. Johnny Parelli won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPKjPn5XyTQ

Grind Time Now Presents: Screem vs 12 Gauge (Tryout Battle)

Screem started the first round of the rap battle and said something about 12 Gauge's last match. He said that two years from now his his adversary would still be in his hood rapping and said that he would end up working part time at Foot Action. He said something about Sara Kana, DNA, and Soul Khan's nose. He called his adversary a punk and accused him of having a boy group. 12 Gauge accused Screem of getting racist and told him to be fearing. he accused his opposition of spelling his name wrong. He called his opposition of being a hypocrite and not knowing which side he was on and told him he looked Spanish and claimed he is who he is where he is where ever he's at. He said that he seen his opposition's last battle and said that during this one he better come right. He accused him of coming from a hood that's mostly white and said his neighborhood ain't even worth a subway system. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

Screem started the second round of the rap cypher bringing up 12 gauge claiming to have looked him up on the search engine and not being able to find him. He said he decided to kill his opponent and tell Robin Thick that his momma is a bitch. He called his opposition's mother a red neck and horrible. He claimed to be killing his rival with ease and called himself Bruce Willis. He told his adversary to stop inviting fagots to the show. 12 gauge said that Screem is probably a couple of nationality's and said he would send him back to Puerto Rico in a hers. He said that his opponent can say what he wants and called his country the shape of his dick. 12 gauge won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap battle Screem said that he could probably think of one person worse than 12 gauge's which was Luckyiam in the eye wear commercial. He claimed hat he could get his opponent on her knees on the first day and said that in real life his name is probably Neil. He called his rival a huge embarrassment and said homo thugs have a few advantages. He claimed that his opponent said that breasts that his son could suck on. 12 gaugewent intothis round of the cypher claiming that he was gonna put his adversary on the spot. He called his adversary corny for wearing socks and called his opponent more. He said that his opponents is more pussy than Diggz, C4, Lethal and d boy put together. He cursed at his opponent and two middle fingers up to Ice Grill and mentioned when animals attack. He then stared to rap a little while longer but seemed to have messed up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY9POvZbXqw

Grind Time Now Presents: Ivan Da Great vs Mister Sell (Tryout Battle)

Ivan Da Great started the rap battle first saying he would've battled anybody just to get cash and called Mister Sell a nerdy white dude. He claimed that he can't believe the guy came and called him dumb. He called his adversary a real liar and a lit match. He claimed to be the real fire and claimed that the only way he's getting chewed. He said the only way he's getting chewed is by a real tiger and told him he would spit about 106 park if he wants to. He said that his opponents girl be cheating on him and compared him to a mime voice. Ivan Da Great said that he makes everyone on his Mister Sell click look whack and also said his mix tape was whack and and said that he was cheating with his girl and his mistress. He said that he would take the guys whip and keep it. He claims o run shit like a foot race and said he wold let him think that he's winning just to pass him on the last lap. He said that he knows that sometimes he forgets that he's a lame. He ended with a thorough flow and claimed to spit bars like bullets. Mister Sell went up to rap next and defend himself against it seemed like he was telling a story and seemed to be implying that Ivan Da Great is his son and tried to call him homo. He said that he would stab his adversary to death and leave his mother touched by an AK. He called himself ruthless. He said that he was given 3 rounds to win against his adversary an called him a wannabe millionaire and called him a homo sexual. He ended his verse blaming not to drop N bombs at the ends. Ivan Da Great won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Ivan Da Great went up to rap next calling Mister Sell a snitch ass cracker and accused him of fucking with 5 O. He said that he would chase his oppoent and smother him in Freeways beard and said he be messing with his girl and he said he be beating his chick from the back. He said his opponent can't see him like a spirit in the after life and claimed not to be the average rhymer that he was rhyming with. He called his opponent whack and said he should have been nurtured. Ivan Da Great thinks Mister Sell is a pedophile and I hope that wasn't his daughter in the background holding up that sign be cause he claimed he would slap her. He called his opposition an infidel and said if he gets locked up he ain't getting bail or visits. He said he would throw his opponent in the ocean to get ate by a killer whale. He called his adversary his most fake opponent and said that shit is real. Mister Sell then went in to spit his rap verse and said Ivan Da Great is in the street making bread then why does his bank account always stay in the red. His lyrical skills were thorough and he seemed to be telling a story about scattering his oppositions body parts. He said that he spits so much fire that his setting up a flame and called his challenger a bitch while he claims to be a beast. Mister Sell said that he'd have him hooked to the first two letters of his name and said when threatened to choke Ivan Da Great out and said that he would never get free. He messed up all of a sudden which is really no good and the foul part about it was that he was on the losing side already but that dropped him further. He ended by telling his opponent to give him his style back. Ivan Da Great won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Ivan Da Great called out other battle rappers to rap against him and said that Mister Sell was Star Wars geek with a fitted on. He called his adversary an Iron Solomon wannabe that spits it wrong and started getting on his adversary's mother. He claimed to get his rival mad when he speaks his words and claimed that his white home boy has sex with his momma squeezing her curves and tried to claim that his daughter wasn't really his. Ivan Da Great said that Mister Sell's girl sucks his dick in her vehicle and called him a lame who's breath stinks. He said he would kill his adversary and put his body parts in different car trunks. He claimed that he always spits metaphors and got a sick delivery. Mister Sell went into the battle asking Ivan Da Great if he was born on Halloween an said that it explains why after 106 and park his rival was a ghost for a bit. He claimed that his oppositions girl came to his house with no clothes on and claimed that his adversary got pissed and said he would slap him. He claimed to have a right hook that would leave his opponent on the ground and in pain. He said that his challenger would give him a leg drop off the top rope and said that. He claimed that his daughter would beat his opposition sons ass. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the rap clash Mister Sell claimed that he was spitting a freestyle because he didn't prepare for an overtime round and claimed that the thrown is his. He gave Ivan Da Great props and told him that he wasn't touching him and compared him to Nickel bags. He accused his challenger of doing homo porn and said that he looks like a grizzly bear and Obama. He compared his adversary to boys to men and him self to poison pen. I liked his flow it was smooth to be freestyle rapping. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme next and called Mister Sell whack and claimed that he doesn't feel remorse when he raps. He called his opponent a lame and said that he isn't getting in the game then called him a fagot hater. He told him to stop faking like he is hard and told him that he isn't getting money from the white like a black waiter. He said in his hood snitching isn't condoned and claimed his adversary was only hot for one verse. Ivan Da Great won this round of the hip hop battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCk7DhmvE9U

Grind Time Now Presents: Kollision vs Dirt (Tryout Battle)

Kollision started the rap battle spitting his verse like an announcer talking about Dirt and asked him why there is a thirty year old even trying out. He called his adversary a homeless looking bitch that is dirty. He said that his adversary messaged him on Myspace and he said that he screwed his sister. He accused him of eating his own sister out. Dirt called Kollision a screw face and told him to listen and seemed to be messing up at the beginning. He jumped in and accused his rival of getting duck taped and butt raped in prison and accused him of watching 8 Mile a lot. He accused his adversary of looking like Bret Michaels and said that he heard his voice over a beat and said there was nothing there. He had thorough punchlines and I dug the way he put rhymes together. He told his adversary to get him a box of dutches. This round of the match was a tie.

Kollision said that he was playing for 3 and 0 with no possible O.T. for the second round of the lyrical showdown. He said that his Dirt voice is too deep to understand and called him a pedophile and his favorite cologne is teen spirit and he switched the guys name up right quick. He accused his adversary of turning man to bitch like Tyler Perry and accused his adversary of sucking a penis. He said that his adversary got knocked trying to hustle and said that his adversary sucks as a hustler but sucks worse as a boss. He called his opponent old tried to imply that he should have been the one who died. Dirt went in to rap next and he was a thorough lyricist. He said that Kollision sounds like a nerd. He accused his opponent of impersonating Kevin Federline and said that his adversary should shoot himself in the head instead of rhyme. He told his adversary that he was a joke to him. He mentioned Iron Solomon as well. This round of the rap cypher was a tie.

Kollision started to rap next and said lets make this clearer and called his Dirt a fruit that kept on staring at his Addams apple. He called Dirt's mother and seemed to be calling her loose. he tried to call his opponent a fake. He called this battle maximum carnage and claimed that he would get part of his opponents team to hit him up. He said that he would find his kids just to tel them that there father is a bum and a chicken that needs to dis appear. Dirt went in to rap next an called Kollision a fake crook. He tried to imply that his adversary is terrible at spitting and accused him of not holding a ratchet. He called adversary's Adams apple mind boggling and claimed that he tried wallowing Iron Solomon. He told his opposition to find a bottle and chill instead of trying to find a following and called him a rhyming reject. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this rap battle Dirt went in and told Kollision to shut up when a track is on. He claimed that he doesn't mess with whack songs and compared him to Asher Roth. He called his adversary a prick and said that he would say a minute long fabrication and said DzK denied doing tracks with his challenger. This round was clearly spent telling his adversary's life story and called him a geek. he ended off saying this was his house bye. Dirt then went in to defend himself against Kollision and was spitting deep metaphor raps that were kind of hard to figure out at first and said that his adversary begged to begged to be a Grind Time Rapper. He accused his opponent of giving him a swim suit. This round of the lyricist clash was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgtDMbSNfIE

Grind Time Now Presents: P.G. Skillet vs Apex (GTN DMV Tryout Battle)

P.G. Skillet started the rhyme battle he said Apex ain't got no doe and his ex girl said that he's cheap with money and when his crew leaves the battle they are gonna mess with her claiming one of them might get her pregnant. He asked Apex where his Wheaties is at since he is feeling like a champ. He compared his rival to Peedi Crack. His delivery was in your face and he said he doesn't care where he's at he'll steel off and compared Apex to black women, trying to say that he has a hoe attitude. P.G. Skillet said pistol whip his opponents momma put the pump up to his daddy head. Apex started his rap verse introducing himself and would've introduced his challenger but he forgot the challengers name. He said that if he takes P.G. Skillet off his block that he'd most likely comeback and bum rush him with the cops and tried to call him a dirty cop, he even said that he seen P.G. Skillet writing a parking ticket. He said that he could tell his opposition was lame because of his introduction. Apex also mentioned his losses but said he was high so he didn't care. He said that P.G. Skillet watched The Wire to get prepared for him. He ended by saying that his dudes keep guns that you only see on the military channel. This round of the cypher was a tie.

P.G. Skillet started the second round of this rhyme battle calling himself strategic and said he knew that it might be a Tennis match. He told what seemed to be a fictional story about how he looked up Apex online and found him. First of all Apex is a hard keyword to rank for especially when that's is the name of a popular television company. He called his opponents mother a nasty looking porn star that looked like Shrek and made fun of the guys sister , said she had ashy lips. He said that he smells like his whole done gone bad. He said no matter how much Apex cleans his house he still have a house that smells like chitterlings. Apex started his verse saying this is hardcore Hon city where they blaze the weapon. He said he thought P.G. Skillet was a soldier until he shot him in his shoulder and then he started crying. He accused his challenger of practicing bestiality. He accused his rival of doing a voice over for the cartoon called "The Boondocks" and accused him of spitting gay raps. Apex took this round for sure when he described P.G. Skillet's girl this is what gave him the win in my opinion.

In the third round of the tournament P.G. Skillet told the crowd to check his girl then he wasted no time rapping. He told a story about Apex's life and said that he wakes up in the morning taking orders from his girl. He tried to imply that Apex wasn't the man in the house and has a girl friend that treats him like his mother probably would. P.G. Skillet got in his face and seemed to be trying to imply that he could fight him and doesn't need a gun and seemed to be the trying to use big words when he called his rival a vegan, I just didn't expect him to say that. Apex started his round basically saying screw P.G. Skillet and said he had an on the phone interview with his mother, she is apparently wanting a lover. He said that she is so ugly she makes you wanna cut your dick of instead of have sex with her. He called his challenger the guy from South Park and told that he should'v came with better rhymes and better bars because his name sounds like a restaurant. He called his challenger food and said that he wanted some one else to take his place at the end. Apex equated P.G. Skillet to being nothing but a snack. P.G. Skillet won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Apex started rapping first in this round of the cypher he said that he is somebody and his challenger is nobody and he is a somebody basically. He said that he would shoot his rivals hair line to the back of his neck. He said that his opponent is a small fry. He told him screw his style and everything that he came with. He called P.G. Skillet a lame bitch because of where he comes from. He said that P.G. is known for sucking DC's dick. He started to freestyle towards the end of his verse. P.G. Skillet began rapping soon after Apex finished and countered Apex's last insult that he made about his hood. He tried to imply that his opponent was wrong and they don't suck D.C.'s dick. P.G. Skillet implied that his rival isn't respected in his Baltimore and said that he ain't got no hands. He said that Apex will fail if he's testing him and bragged that all he's smoking is the best of weed. P.G. Skillet went on to make fun of Apex's clothes and said he is leaving his opponents girl. This round of the match up was hard to judge I would call this a this round a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_BwIppYkY

Grind Time Now Presents: KO vs Eskwyre (GTN DMV Tryout Battle)

>KO started the battle first calling Eskwyre fake and a homo thief. He also said that his opponent ain't Eminem, Dizaster, illmaculate, or Iron Solomon almost as if he's trying to call him a wannabe. He said that he 's allergic to fakes and that he's sick of white boys who try to act black and said somebody get him a Snickers. He called his opposition a snitch then asked who put his finger tips on the pictures and said that he's sick with the flow. KO then said he is a jiggle-low and that he would put it to his adversary's hoe and that she keeps coming back for more. He said that he is nasty with it splashy with it and said his opponent need some lotion you flow ashy with it. He called the mans jeans ashy fitted and said that his jeans are so small they have a one testicle limit. He said that his rival had to get a vasectomy just to wear the outfit. Eskwyre went in and said he would turn the cypher into a knockout exhibition and said that KO can't handle Pro Tools. He said that he scribbles with his gun and he'd shoot his kids moms and dads. He said that he's so strapped with macs that you know he's selling Ipads and said he would put wholes in him like the numbers 4, 5, 9, and 2, 2,. He said he'd put so many numbers on his chest that his challenger would look like some Japanese character. He said that his opposition has an imaginary record career. Eskwyre said that if he doesn't come at him with a gun or a knife he'll put a hit on him and that'll be the only contract he ever gets in his life and he told him to take a good look so he can see just what a star is. Eskwyre won this round of the battle.

In the second round of this cypher KO said that his opponent is talking about how he's letting all of these guns off but he's sweating and nervous, smelling like wet dog. He said that he'd put him on his knees like kids that be acting up in the mall and drag him through the store. He tried to imply that his opposition is a homo sexual and that he hops on cocks. He called himself TNT and called his adversary a fire cracker. He said that he brings the drama so you better bring you armor or bring a black dress for his mother. KO said that he has a musical group and his four five and is in a singing line and it likes to spit. He said Eskwyre's girl has a crush on his penis and she sucks it like a drink. He proceeded to elaborated on how he gets head from her he said he knocks her head on the back board and she be like stop it. He said that he's fly as a pilot. The last statement that he made was that he was the hottest but no he's not Gothic. Eskwyre went in and started rapping and said so you talk about running the hip hop game like you really do it yo but he asked him why he's on Facebook asking for 650 dollars for his home studio. He said that KO is selling his PS3 and controller because he has no money. He said the only thing that his adversary is not making money off of is people playing his tracks on the radio. He asked his challenger how he's gonna support himself. Eskwyre said it's ironic that he reps Virginia but his rival only has common wealth. He said that your a no invitation don't even try guy and said that he rocks Cashmere and Argyle while his opposition got his clothes from K Marts discount aisle. He said that his welfare wealth look is the fake. He said it makes him wanna hang his head and cry because his taxes are paying for his adversary. Eskwyre won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of the match up KO said that he has a hit list and his opponent is on the list and told a story about how he looked him up and couldn't find him then called him a John Doe. He said that he'll hit a nigga with a combo and said that he would beat his mother from the back like a Congo but I think he meant bongo. He said he ain't got to make it rain no poncho. He said that he is too proper and his rival is Luke warm but he's too hotter. He said come around this place we from DC you'll get your ass stomped like that lion on the Lion King. KO said that he'd hit Eskwyre with a chopper and make him do a dance. He equated his adversary's flow to Boo Boo and said he doesn't even know why they brought him here and he doesn't know about the rhymes that he thought he hears. He said niggas all up in his face talking about the Myspace. He said he'll hit the dude with a forty five and make his side break. He compared his opponents legs to a vibrator at the end. When Eskwyre spit his verse he said that his rival is acting hard like he's a cat that he wouldn't wanna meet but if he seen him on the street he wouldn't cross the street and said that his heart wouldn't skip a beat. He countered KO pretty thoroughly and said that he's hardcore like the center of an apple. He said that battling his opposition wasn't even a challenge. He equated his adversary to premature ejaculation and said that he apparently couldn't even come correct. Eskwyre said he always rolls deep with a bunch of white men behind him and called them a snow man army but said he couldn't melt him and his home boys because it's been three rounds butt he still ain't spit no heat. Eskwyre won this round of the rap cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0xXI7UiyTQ

KOTD - PY - Cazian vs DSF (Tryout Battle)

Cazian started the first round of the rhyme battle. Cazian had hotter rhyme punchlines. DSF's best rhyme that he spit was his last punchline. It just a little shaky the way Cazian kept on stopping in the middle of his rhymes but at the same time DSF's whole rhyme verse sounded shaky. DSF souded like Dirt Bag Dan when he was rhyming in this first and at the same time he sounded like he was trying to memorize his rhymes. Cazian gets this round of the rhyme battle without a doubt.

In the second round of this rap battle DSF started his verse of with a funny comeback. I don't know if it was good enough. DSF was good at rhyming with syllables and he had great ending but his rhyme delivery wasn't quite that good. Cazian stayed consistent with his rhyme verses and his punchlines. His rhyme flow was a bit shaky because he kept on stopping in the middle I would have to say. Cazian won this rhyme battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2eiBCDq21c&playnext_from=TL&videos=HxaC3SBTxbI&feature=sub