Showing posts with label Chris Leese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Leese. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES SF - Tenchoo/Lego Vs Chris Leese/Disciple

Chris Leese and Disciple started the rap battle first mocking Tenchoo then called him a border fleeing Puerto Rican. He claimed that he was starting off real slowly for the slow folks and spent a lot of time double teaming him comparing him to the Donkey from Shrek and accused him of sticking his head up Lego butt. Tenchoo then went into rhyme and countered Chris Leese telling him he looks like one of the donkey's from Shrek and tried to imply that he has sex with his girl. Lego then went into rhyme and accused Disciple of not having respect. Tenchoo then went in and accused Chris Leese of having big ears and compared him to a Tasmanian Devil. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Chris Leese and Disciple then went into spit and both seemed to be messing up on Tenchoo's name. Disciple claimed that Lego's face reminded him of a Gecko. Chris Leese Adam seemed to be giving him advice. Tenchoo then went into spit and talked about Chris Leese's girl. Disciple then went in and accused Disciple of making incest porn. He accused Chris Leeses claim to fame was sucking off Sprungy.This round of the battle was a tie in my opinion.

Chris Leese then went into rhyme and called Tenchoo's old misses a slug and a whore. He brought up the fact that his opponents were bad with women and practiced bestislity. Chris Leese accused Tenchoo of being tall and there performance was extremely theatrical. Lego then went into spit and called Chris Leese a tag along and an elf. Tenchoo then called him off key. He called his opponent a weightless prick and a dwarf. This round of the match was a tie as well.

In the last round of the rap battle Tenchoo went into say that his opponents should have got an immediate loss. Lego then went into make more insults on Disciple's ears. Tenchoo showed off his thorough lyrical skills in this round. Chris Leese then went into rhyme and claimed Tenchoo practices martial arts. He tried to imply that Tenchoo and Lego like to role play The Karate kid. This round of the match was a tie as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAJ5ZaPvvM



Tuesday, September 21, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Oshea/Chris Leese Vs Eyez/Vigilant

Vigilant started this freestyle battle calling his opponents a dick face and Eyez seemed to be calling his opponent's shit rhymers. Chris Leese went in to rap next with his twisted goofy swag and mentioned Psychosis Holocaust. It was disturbing. Oshea went into spit but messed up and his partner came into save him. Eyez and Vigilant won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Eyez went in claiming that that Chris Leese is always jumping about and threatened to slap him. Vigilant called Oshea and Chris Leese idiots. He seemed to be trying to call his opponent fat towards the end of his verse. Oshea then went into spit and made a quick joke that made the crowd go wild. Chris Leese continued to rhyme with his disturbing delivery and Oshea kept on messing up. Eyez and Vigilant won this round of the rapping battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the hip hop battle Eyez tried to call his opponents weak and Vigilant started to get on Chris Leese when he messed up. Eyez held it down though and Vigilant went right back in calling his adversary's smelly. Oshea started rhyming and asked his opponents questions and accused his opponents of looking like they came from shows and movies that he never seen. Chris Leese then was rhyming and called Eyez a dick ride. Oshea and Chris Leese won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAf1WA09tTg



Thursday, September 9, 2010

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES QF - Chris Leese/Disciple Vs Innuendo/Odie

Innuendo and Odie started there verse seeming to have rehearsed there lines already. They delivered there bars with a clever rhyme scheme going back and fourth for each lyric. Innuendo then went in and called his opponents fagots that will never win. He put rhymes together thoroughly in this round of the rap clash and Odie said that the only did that the only decent dis that Disciple has is the first three letters of his name. Innuendo made fun of Chris Leese's music. Disciple then went into rhyme during this first round to spit his verse for his team. He called Odie a whack fake and an over rated rapper to come out of Liver Pool. Chris Leese said that it was obvious that his adversary modeled his style. Disciple said that Innuendo likes to eat lots and the both ended there verse for there team calling him Michael and telling him that he will never be on his level. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Innuendo brought up history about Disciple from what it seemed and Odie called him extra skinny and accused him of inspiring crack whores to diet. He even claimed Chris Leese's mother gave him head yesterday and Innuendo then said he would knock him off of his high horse and leave him slumped on the saddle. Odie then jumped in and cursed at him then called him a honky. Chris Leese then went into spit and was rapping like a lyrical court jester, he reminded me of a clown. He claimed that after the cypher him and his opponent would go home and burn some weed. Disciple claimed that he would have Odie gong home a nervous wreck and said he would eat him at his wits. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Innuendo went in and accused Disciple of being a minute man. Odie went into rap and tried to say that Chris Leese was too scared to talk junk in his face. Innuendo the went in to rhyme and messed up. Disciple started the verse for his team cursing at Odie and tried to say his mother jokes weren't very funny. Chris Leese said that Innuendo is getting sick and said that all the other kids use to think that he is a bitch. Disciple accused his opponent of not having any real friends and tried to call him whack. Chris Leese and Disciple won this round of the rhyme battle based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtojUf0-Muo




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