Showing posts with label HFK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HFK. Show all posts

Saturday, December 4, 2010

KOTD - Rap Battle - HFK vs ZM

HFK went into the exhibition claiming that he had just written for the match a day before and claimed that he didn't respect ZM. He then tried to imply that his opposition was much fatter than he is and called him a Caribbean Suge Knight. He had a quotable punchline in his verse He also claimed that Hollywood was making a movie on his opposition and other fat kids who spit. He had plenty of name insults and claimed that his opponent use to play Basketball. He ended his verse comparing his opponent's girlfriend to Loe Pesci when he face Real Deal as well. ZM went into spit and claimed that he seen HFK rocking a turbine. He seemed to be trying to accuse his opponent of working at a Arab corner store and claimed that he himself gets mistaken for being Arabian. He then said he would shoot his opponent and take his arms off. He claimed that he made he himself was good at acting and made a porn movie with his adversary's sister. HFK won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle HFK went into spit and claimed that he had walked into the venue earlier. He also said Psycho and A-class were scared because Godzilla was at the battle. He then said ZM was hanging out with girls and drinking a beer. He also claimed that his opponent never gets any sex from them and claimed that he loved playing team sports with him. He called his rival a fat piece of shit and brought up David Blaine. He ended his verse bringing up Pat Stay ZM went into spit and compared HFK to Richard Prior. He claimed his opponent is pie in the face funny and had a list of comparisons to him. He accuse his opposition of running up on him with his Iran clicks. He ended claiming that his opposition tried to lick his hand. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle HFK went into spit and made fat jokes on ZM. He mentioned every-time he watches Conceited matches and sees his hype man his opponent ask's him for food. He also claimed that his opponent put on a taco bell hat during his match with Knowledge Medina and told him that he wasn't special at all. He claimed that his opposition got into Grind Time just from going to school with Drect. He ended his bars mocking his adversary and brought up a comment about his mix tape. ZM then went into spit against HFK anxiously went into make Arab jokes and had a funny performance. He then said that he couldn't believe that Organik didn't realize that his opponent came up with the idea for the Body bag season name so he could do a terrorist attack on the crowd. He claimed that there was no chance that he would come to Canada and not win. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fJ7nXQDDk



Saturday, September 11, 2010

KOTD - Dizaster vs HFK (Terrorist Rap Battle)

Dizaster anxiously started this rap battle off and said and called HFK a Canadian straight guy and then made fun of his adversary's nationality, claiming that Arab rhymes with plane crash. His lyricism was thorough and he claimed that he would go to his oppositions house and screw there mother and sister. he asked why his opponent was trying to step in side of his rhyming session and the brought up 9/11. He also incorporated a ton of fat jokes and compared his opponent to Osama bin laden's heart condition. HFK then went in to the rap battle calling Dizaster an American fagot. He claimed that his adversary never lived on his own and said that he should drag him back all the way to his home land and stomp him. He tried to say that his adversary looks like he hasn't slept since Thesaurus popped his first pimple. He claimed that 2010 would not be his opponents year and claimed that he would make him drop to tears. He said that he rather be fat then to be his opponent. This round of the cypher was thorough and a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Dizaster claimed to have hi jacked a plane with his opposition and the plan worked but implied that all HFK wanted to do was eat. He called his adversary an oil neck and was real creative in his raps. He compared his rivals head to a penis that hasn't been circumcised and he started chuckling in the middle of his rhymes. He made Persian jokes and compared his rival to Bone Crusher. HFK called Dizaster a fagot again and told him that he wasn't the best in Grind Time. He said that he would make his rival's trip to Toronto uneasy. He said that Charron came up to him and asked him why he was going up against another Arabian so he pulled him over and told him to never get it messed up and told him to never call him that again because he is Persian. In my opinion this round of the lyrical battle was a tie.

In the third round of the cypher Dizaster went into rhyme and said something about what HFK ordered from Mc Donald's claiming it was a Tricky P with Cheddar Cheese. He asked his adversary what he was looking at and accused him of looking like a stupid cat. He said lets set the record straight and accused his opposition of having terrorist genetic traits. He said they say rap is dead because of jokes then cursed at his opposition and called him a fat smelly Persian. He said that his opposition is the reason King of The Dot is messed up and this round of the rhyme cypher was a tie in my opinion. HFK went up to spit and called Dizaster a geek. He accused his challenger of battling corny and claimed that he hits his wife. Dizaster won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3xM6CK2NUk



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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

KOTD - HFK vs Sketch Menace

HFK called Sketch Menace a pedophile who is not a good looking guy and claims that hookers won't even give his adversary a chance. He even made a comment about farting in his opponents mothers face and on top of that the funny thing she supposedly likes it. He even mentioned john Cena. He said that he made fun of his rival in his face book status. He continue to talk crap about the guys mother and claimed that he did it with her. He ended his verse by comparing himself to Vince Mc Mahon. Sketch Menace said that did research on his adversary and came to the conclusion that HFK was fat and stupid. He made racist raps about his opponents Arabic heritage. He called this tournament his rivals resting place. He called his challengers battles boring. He seemed to have a hometown advantage. Sketch Menace won this round of the rapping battle.

In the second round of the battle HFK started his round of this rap battle calling his opponent Larry The Cable Guy and saying that his rhymes suck.. He focused on calling his adversary un creative and had to look up mother jokes online. He has quite an imagination. He tried to say that him an his home boy ran a train on rivals mother and ended up fisting her later. he ended this battle by rubbing all the racist comments that his opponent made in his face. Sketch Menace started this round off with a slick metaphor when he said that HFK reminds him of every bad guy from all the different video games that he has no one expected that. He also called his opponent fat and said that he'll never be the bigger man and told him that he can't fit his hand inside a Pringles can. He told his adversary to show him some respect. He said that he's in hot pursuit of the of a title shot. He also said his challenger got all his rhymes from DR Seus. Sketch Menace's last punchline about writers block was thorough. This rapping battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher HFK started off taunting his opponents rhyme style. He called Sketch Menace Hillary Duff and tried to say that his mustache was weak. He said a few racist things as well referring to Mexicans and Jewish people. He tried to say that the host Organic always tells his adversary to keep quiet and called a Homo indirectly. He also tried to call his opponent a biter. His imitation of his adversary was straight. His last statement a bit clever. Sketch Menace started off talking about HFK's head size and tried to say that his he was irrelevantly imitating other rappers. He claims that his challenger bombs a lot of battles that he has been featured in. He tried to say that he would annihilate his adversary and that was his closing remark. The last round of this rapping battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOrAkz0aR4E



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