THE JUNGLE NCREDABLE VS JUICE

JUICE started the rap battle saying that NCREDABLE's just another emcee that he was stuffing in his canister and claimed to been a gangster. He brought up the the glasses for Un Kasa then DNA, and MATH HOFFA. His lyrical skills and punchlines were thorough but he kept on messing up. He compared his adversary to Mexican spinners. NCREDABLE went into rhyme and accused JUICE's girl friend of looking like Lil Bow Wow with weave. He claimed that Los Angeles nigga's can't spit no more and said he was on a mission for riches. He claimed that he averaged thirty points a game and compared him self to Garnett. His performance was funny and charismatic. NCREDABLE won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLJkt4NKKGo

Grind Time Now presents: Scotty P vs Ncredable

Scotty P went into the rap cypher first to imply that Ncredable wouldn't kill him in his dreams as Freddy. He claimed by round three his opposition would hat his life like fat chicks and claimed that he seen his battle with Sazoo. He then implied that he be having sex with his opponent's sister. Ncredable then went into rap and made fun of Scotty P's flow and seemed to be taunting him. He claimed that he got in his adversary's girls pussy and mentioned putting C4 to his door. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the competition Scotty P went into rhyme and said Ncredable's real name is Paul Brickley. He implied that his opposition's name was a white person's name. He mentioned his opponent's team name hog status compared putting guns to his adversary's hat to a bear helmet. Ncredable then went into this hip hop battle claiming that Scotty P was fat and had smelly man boobs and implied that there family practices incest. He accused his challenger of taking little boys on romantic dates to Taco Bell. He claimed that his rival should have been an R&B singer. Ncredable won this round of the cypher based on performance delivery.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Scotty P went into rap and claimed to have had sex with Ncredable's mother. He claimed to have left his opposition's mother in tears and claimed to have an Army behind him. He claimed that his adversary had no credibility and compared his guns to Lil Boosies debut. Ncredable then went into rhyme and said he would squeeze his gun and leave Scotty P sleeping with the fishes. He tried to imply that he was The Mack that his parents gave birth too. He claimed that the match didn't feel fair. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6JeJlNHosA

Grind Time Now Presents: Dirtbag Dan Vs. Ncredable

Ncredable started the rap clash first claiming that Dirtbag Dan and his mother got beards like real rabbis. He said that he would throw his opponent in the lake and make him feel baptized. He told his adversary that he wasn't from San Jose and threw some homo jokes in his verse as well. He said that he could barely believe that his adversary beat Tiger Ty and Soul Khan and seemed to be trying to imply his beard was apart of a strategy. He had racist incest jokes in his bars as well. He called his adversary a pot bellied lumberjack. Dirtbag Dan spit his bars and seemed to have claimed that he had to get rid of some of his main quotes because they were used. He compared Ncredable to electrical tape rapped around a skeleton and asked him why he is even trying to rap. He claimed that if he hit his opponent with one of his DJ's vinyl mats his spine will snap. He tried to imply that his opposition is a punk and said that the crowd doesn't care about how tough he supposedly is. He claimed that he could hit his rival without facing any type of repercussion and mentioned how his opponent was from Stockton This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap battle Ncredable went in to rhyme and said that Dirtbag Dan experiments with Crystal Meth. He accused his kids of hanging out at home sniffing paint thinners. He said that his adversary looks like the missing third member of Lynyrd Skynyrd and claimed that he gets a food voucher ever time you download his music. He basically spent a lot of time trying to call his adversary dirty and they claimed his opponent is from New Jersey. He accused his rival of having a a rapist beard which is the only way he can prove he is a male. Dirtbag Dan then went in and started to spit and countered Ncredable's accusations letting everybody know he was born in San Jose and said he looks like he is eats waxed fruit. He tried to imply that his challenger is a gay snitch and said he would get Soul Khan on him. He said that his opposition was a punk that wouldn't shoot. This round of lyrical tournament was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical match Ncredable started his rap verse implying that the first time he ever seen Dirtbag Dan was on the cover of a Bum Fights DVD. He said that he would leave his opponent in a 6 foot grave and tried to say that the man looks like Big Foot when he shaves. He said that he isn't drinking if he takes a shot and saidhis opponent is in another league when he raps and seemed to be making more old man jokes. He told him to move into a church quick and said people like his opoisition to move inside a church quick and ended his verse threatening to have girls run up on him and handle him. Dirtbag Danwent into the rap clash and mentioned how he battled in the Bay, L.A., Orlando, Hawai, london, legends in Toronto and Australia. He ended the cypher letting the crowd know how he reps his hometown where ever he goes. He told Ncredable that his challenger was never a match for him and said that he refers to Master P as lil Romeo's father. He accused his adversary of smoking crack and accused him of listening to nineties Hip Hop music back when Arsenio Hall was out. He made ended the battle making head and teeth jokes about his opposition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEthkee8PV8