No Coast Battles: NFact vs. VoKab

NFact started the rap clash first and asked VoKab how he got his name. He started messing up and had a long pause and free-styled the rest of his verse. He made fun of the way the guys head looks and said that he would delete his adversary. He ended his bars cursing at the person behind his opposition. VoKab started his verse trying to call NFact poor and threatened to hit him with a powerful impact. He then ended his rap verse with a farmer joke on his challenger. VoKab won this round based on his rival's slip ups.

In the second round of this hip hop battle NFact then went in against VoKab and said somebody hit him up for the match. He called his opposition the worst rapper from the worst division. He called his opposition an ugly freak and Dr Jeckle midway through transformation. He tried to call his opposition weird and claimed that he would leave him bleeding. VoKab then went into spit and seemed to be trying to accuse NFact of making a mockery. He accused his opposition of robbing Doc Waffles and Yadi Supreme. He even threatened to kidnap the mans chicken and said that he would leave him in a box. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher NFact went in and said that when VoKab does shows he doesn't make it through the courses. He claimed that he didn't there was anyway his opposition could beat him in a battle. He claimed that went through his opponents whole family. VoKab then went into spit tried to accuse NFact of not being use to black people. He said that Missouri was the most cultural place his adversary had been in his life. He claimed that his adversary was a bitch that he shouldn't have wasted time trying to rap against. He brought up a good point about his adversary's name. In my opinion NFact won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.


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No Coast Battles: Cadalack Ron vs. Unorthodox Phrases

Cadalack Ron went up against sarted the rap clash making extremely racist statements and tried to call his idea of gangster being Phil Collins. He referred to his opposition as being a stepping stone and ended his verse referring to the civil rights movement. Unorthodox Phrases went up against Cadalack Ron calling him whitey and brought up a ton of things that had to do with being black. He claimed that in rap battling his challenger had no profound effect. His rap delivery was hell of funny. This round of the performance was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Cadalack Ron made more prejudice raps and compared Unorthodox Phrases to a racial cartoon. He asked the crowd to forgive him and said he thought white people missed the old days. He also spit about slavery as well. Unorthodox Phrases then went in against Cadalack Ron to say that he was proud of his style and called his opponent the type of guy that would sleep around with a few white women. He accused his adversary of being in tuned with nature and practically homeless. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion

In the third round of the cypher Cadalack Ron truly showed off his lyrical abilites and made more black jokes on Unorthodox Phrases. He kept on elaborating on how dark his adversary is and said his entire family was abducted from Madagascar. He said that his career was on track and claimed his rhyme were battle rap basics. Unorthodox Phrases then went into say Cadalack Ron looks whiter than pigeon shit and called his wife a cheap skate. This round of the cypher was won by Cadalack Ron in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpKUZNAymjY

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REAL TALK 5 - DW vs Fluence

Fluence started round one of the one on one battle telling DW to eat a dick. He called him a shop-a-holic mall rat which I'm not sure is such a bad thing ut apparently that he was trying to imply so. His style was to be a joker ass hole type and said tried to imply that he should change his name. This MC also tried to say that his adversary can't handle smoking weed and is a cyber sex addict. He accused Fluence of being a sissy fag and told his opposition that it was time to retire from rapping and got real syllabic when he referred to breaking his opponent in four. DW went next in this rhyme battle and seemed to be trying to spit with lots of syllables as well. He accused his opposition of flowing like an actress because he uses props. He called his adversary a hypochondriac because he thinks he's dope which doesn't at all seem to be true in his book and accused his opponent of only taking rounds when he's buying drinks. He was thorough at puting rhymes together and his February 29 punchline was ill. His last metaphor implied that his adversary would never beat him. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the second round when Fluence started to spit DW's match up history and said that when he's finished people will spit in his face for being a fake. He claimed that his adversary hangs out at night club and swings around belt buckles and accused him of going to a private school where people never heard of Pharoahe monch but thought Vanilla Ice was kind of cool. He even told a syllabic rap tale about his opposition and about his mother and claims that her life was ruined when she gave birth to him. Towards the end of his verse Fluence seemed to be kicking a written verse with lots of syllables. DW went next accusing his opponent of choking in his third round and said he seen him on the internet acting like an internet thug who made foolish poses. The man got real lyrical and called him self an demon would leave him bleeding. He broke down each letter of Fluences name and made different words with them and then broke down his own name as well and seemed to be confident that he would win. This round of the tournament was a tie.

In the third and last round of the the rhyme cycle Fluence started it out talking crap about DW's sick as a flu reference and it sounded like he compared him to aids infested acrobat and seemed to have compared to a girl he did once. He was a real joker with a funny sense of humor and he spent a lot his verse describing the way his adversary's raps. I enjoyed his punchline about underground hip hop fitting under an umbrella. His last move during the cypher was to pull out a stage pro which was a T-Shirt that said called his opponent a fagot. DW went into flow next and said that he was about to go wild and prove that he can beat Fluence without having to sacrifice his own style. He said that an MC's ability is not to create images lyrically and not literally. He maintained his syllabic in his his bars and tried to imply that Fluence can't see him and he did have as much of a performance as Fluence and lacked charisma. Fluence won this round of the emcee clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Bja8M6zHI&videos=0SwrTMqRYiU



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Got Beef? Presents: Dirtbag Dan vs Purpose

Purpose started the lyrical match first asking if he just walked on to the set of Farmer wants a wife and compared his adversary to Humpty Dumpty. He tried to say that Dirtbag Dan lies about getting girls and accused him of having practicing incest with his cousins. He said that anyone who looks at his opponents beard could tell that it's time to let it go but when shaves it off you would know why he let it grow. He told him that his Mr.Personality game doesn't fly. He tried re enacted a someone stumbling on his verse and I guess he was taunting the opposition. It seeemed that Purpose was using his style of putting rhymes together was kind of thorough in my opinion. He called him a girl slash man who looks a Pearl Jam Fan and it sounded like he called him a Bay side Hick. He tried to say that his adversary has a sad day to day life. Dirtbag Dan started his round off saying in this rhyme battle telling everybody who his challenger was aka baby Frankenstein . He said that when he is hungry they serve him Prime rib and said that Purpose has a worthless career with no. He also equated his rival and his crew to Pinky And The Brain. He said that if his opponent shows resistance he would put him in the distance. He threatened to send opposition in the air with a syllabic lyrical. This round of the rhyme fest was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher the emcee otherwise known as Purpose started spitting. He countered Dirtbag Dan because I guess he said something about his height and said that his adversary wishes he was Madness. He asked his rival when he became Italian and called him a nerd if thinks that his status on Youtube matters. He said that he might be broke but not as poor as his competitor. He called him a new school generic rapper and said that he looked Okwerdz if he let him go. Purpose said that his opponent can call him young like he's wet behind the ears but he claimed that Dirtbag Dan hasn't had sex in nineteen years. He said that he doesn't trust what is behind his adversary's beard. He said that his opposition was the writer for Slip Knots album Iowa. He asked him if he was a rapper and said his first guess was that he is a white trash red neck cattle farmer that hangs on the farm singing Sweet Home Alabama while burning his cigarette wholes through pictures of Barrack Obama. He finished off by saying easy. The emcee known as Dirtbag Dan went in and started. rhyming next and claimed to be able to see the future. He said that he is in bed with Purposes mother eating French toast and grapes. He compared himself to Mentos. He said that his challenger is not Fresh Coast and made fun of the mans face. He called his adversary the first cricket to ever play cricket. He called his opponent small. He all of a sudden said he dissected bigger bugs than opposition Biology and asked him if he followed. He had syllabic rhymes during this part of the round and he even mentioned HOLLOW DA DON. Dirtbag Dan finished This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher Purpose started his verse trying to call his adversary homeless. He compared shaving his rival beard to shaving a bear. He said that his opponent would make headlines and called him a representation of every thing in the battle scene that everybody hates but lets slide. He then went on to say that he doesn't respect the opposition and his associates. He told Dirtbag Dan that he is a long ways away from home and to be on his best behavior. Purpose said that he respects Oshea because this is the second loss that his adversary is taking to an over seas rapper that he shouldn't have underestimated. He equated him to Walker Texas Rangerand also told his adversary that he lives in a 8 mile fantasy. He said that his opposition looks like a pissed off lyricist that never made it. He ended by saying that the only O T that his match is gonna get is a promo one. Dirtbag Dan started his verse asking him how is crew chose there name. He called Purpose music awful and called him a godless Pagan. He called him an oddly misshapen walking abortion and told them to give him a plate and he'd show them his adversary's insides. He called his challengers head enormous and accused him of telling people that he is a boy genius,Do you get it? He said that his opposition was born with no penis. He compared his rival to Rocky from Three Ninjas and implied that his opposition is worthless. He said that his teacher was wrong when she said that he would never serve a Purpose in life his opponent in his opinion. This round of the rapping battle was too close.

In the fourth and last round of this match up Dirtbag Dan went in and started spitting. He said that his adversary is easy to make fun of because he is small and it also seemed like he calling Purpose corny for using red neck jokes. He said that he 's only here on vacation to celebrate an engagement and seemed to be losing his effect on the crowd. He said that his opponent tried to front like the cypher was beneath him but he's just lucky that he traveled there to beat him. Dirtbag Dan said that there is a 3 year gap in his opponents resume and told him to just be glad that it's over. Purpose compared his challenger to a submarine for his career never surfacing and called him an Anus Wipe. He all of a sudden got syllabic with his putting his rhymes together. He said that his opposition has a big head and small mind. He said that he'd knock his head off his body and it would be all his and said he would burn him because he is a worthless bitch. When it was time for Purpose to spit his lyrics he said Dirtbag Dan looks like Ricky Bobby if he shaves his face and said that he has a deeper voice even though he is one eight of his opponents weight. He said that when his rivals father dies his the only thing that he will inherit are trailers and hay and asked him if he should be out hanging some one. He even compared his opponent to the Lion that starts at the beggining of every M G M movie, that was classic his punchlines were crazy. He said that judging by Dirtbag Dans beard being so hairy that if you seen him sleeping the woods with his shirt of he'd look like a dead bear and said that no one there knew who he was except Decoy. He told his adversary that he was totally unknown and basically giving him a message of hostility and letting know he needs to take his pass port and go home. In my opinion Purpose won this round of the hip hop battle without a doubt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMVOeQrr5o&hd=1

BALTIMORE VS PHILLY "TAY ROC VS KABOOM"

KABOOM started the rap cypher he had an in your face rap approach and his rap delivery was strong. He said he'll play football with TAY ROC's new born. TAY ROC put words together pretty smoothly and his punchlines were hard hitting. He said his home boys watch him just to look at his ugly ass hat. TAY ROC spit his rap verse next KABOOM kept his back turned while TAY ROC spit his rap bars. He went in when it was time for him to rap the crowd stayed entertained when he was rhyming. My favorite punchline he said was the one I'm a shark nigga's feed me from the fish hole. This round of the Hip hop battle was taken by TAY ROC.

In the second round of this this cypher KABOOM went right in with no hesitation. He rhyme style seemed better rehearsed and he threatened to leave him in like Steve MC Nair. Even though I'm kind of tired of all the sperm rap jokes I like the way KABOOM was thorough when he said ya mother should have spit you in the toilet and flushed you. His last punchline had to do with Goodwill Hunting and Matt Damon He even broke TAY ROC's name down and each letter. His rap opponent TAY ROC went sick when it was time for him to spit his Hip Hop verse. He mostly went sick with the rap delivery. He tried to say that he's known as the best where he is at. This round of the hip hop cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher KABOOM stepped his rap game up on this one on one battle.He said that he would leave his rap challenger stiffer than a manikin. He called TAY ROC a kibbles and bits. This rapper known as KABOOM called TAY ROC a custodian. He had references to Day Day from Next Friday to KABOOM had references to the rapper Nick Cannon. He has thorough metaphors and rhyme style is colorful and animated to match with his rap delivery. TAY ROC brought that heat and fire to the rapping cypher match up to his rap opponent KABOOM. His first rap statement was, "They say that talk is cheap". TAY ROC was a damn good rap lyricist in this round of the one on one battle. He threatened to send a ton of Crips at KABOOM even though he isn't a loc. TAY ROC said he be with his hip hop challengers KABOOM's girl. This round round of the hip hop war was a tie.

In the fourth round TAY ROC started this round of the rap competition came hard and had some ill punchlines especially his first one. He started it thorough and said, "He must have been an accident on the high way because that's where most accidents happen", that was a good point it had me wishing I would've thought of it first. TAY ROC seemed to be calling Math hoffa out as well as all the Philly battle rappers such as Tech Nine (tech 9) while shouting out other Philly MC's such as Cassidy, meek millz, and Gillie Da Kid. KABOOM started his round during this round of the rhyme battle. He didn't have a live verse during this round of the cypher. His best punchline in my opinion was the on when he said he would run TAY ROC over with a car and then back up. This was the least interesting out of all of the rounds in this rap battle but in my opinion TAY ROC won this round of the cypher.



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DON'T FLOP - Rawsoul Vs Jee4ce

Rawsoul started the rap cypher first and his verse and rhymes seemed rehearsed and memorized I doubt any of it was freestyle.He had fat rap jokes in the beginning of this rap verse his opponent Jee4ce. Rawsoul rhymes with a syllabic style. He called his opponent an ogre and a balloon that got over inflated. Jee4ce went hard in this first round of the cypher. He had a ton of rap metaphors that were more colorful and animated, they painted the picture better. Jee4ce countered what Rawsoul said specifically his fat man rap jokes. he said that he didn't buy anything that his rap challenger was spitting. Jee4ce made deep comparisons in this rap verse during the first round of the cypher and based on these deep comparisons I would have to say that Jee4ce won this round of the rap cypher.

In the second round of this cypher Rawsoul spit fire and brought the heat for sure. He also made a lot of references to G Force including that he said that Jee4ce caught whip lash from it and he also continued with his syllabic rap style. Rawsoul said every days another meal but everyday you eat he eats more. He even tried to make fun of Jee4ce's voice, and said that his accent makes him sound like he can't rhyme. When Jee4ce turn came he confronted the slick punchlines Rawsoul made about North Ireland saying that this type of behavior can leave you dead in a casket. He also said that Rawsoul's head is bigger than the rest of his face. Jee4ce also made gay hip hop jokes on his opponent. Rawsoul won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of the rap tournament Rawsoul stayed consistent and spit fire. He said that he had to laugh at Jee4ce and that the his opponent had bad breath. This rapper known as Rawsoul was truly prepared for this M C Battle. He called Jee4ce a Sean Connery wanna be. My favorite punchlines that he spit was they made Shrek based on how he looks and the one about him having sex with Rawsoul's mother and owing his penis an apology. Jee4ce was not prepared for this round of the hip hop battle and he tried to come with a spontaneous freestyle rap verse but couldn't quite seem to pull of a successful flow. Rawsoul won this round of the hip hop battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEgDeU5Wh0o&playnext_from=TL&videos=HhTPMIfb5_8&feature=sub

Skitso vs Streetz: AHAT.tv Rap Battle

Streetz started the rap battle his rhymes were real syllabic as usual. Streetz is a thorough lyricist with ill punchlines in round 1.Skitso spit a freestyle rap verse. Skitso had a more spontaneous rap delivery than Streetz. This round of the rap battle was a tie.

Streetz continued with his lyrical rhyme style. Streetz. Skitso tried to say that Streetz sounded like eminem but the funny thing is Skitso sounded like lickety split from eight mile. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the third round of the Mc cypher Streetz went sick the word play were crazy. Skitso had elementary rhymes but his rap delivery was hot eventhough it seemed like Skitso messed up when he was spitting This round of the rap cypher was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8akCUQmdWo&playnext_from=TL&videos=EPC4l9bJw1Q&feature=sub

Miles Low vs MC Yayo: Rap Battle

MC Yayo started the rap cypher I'm mad he didn't finish off one of his rhymes. It seemed like MC Yayo trying to freestyle rap it was straight. MC Yayo had some elementary rhymes. Miles Low went sick his first punchline was hot. Miles Low spit crazy metaphors. Miles Low won this round of the rap battle.

in the second round MC Yayo continued to freestyle rap but it didn't sound like he was saying much of anything. MC Yayo acted real hype like he was saying something hot but it was corny. Miles Low seemed to be rapping more spontaneous in his word play and seemed to be freestyling. Miles Low was good a putting words together. Miles Low won this round of the freestyle session

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyVAkanQZH8&playnext_from=TL&videos=oWnjHHSn4-E&feature=sub

KOTD - Lokust vs The Poet Trees

Lokust started the rap battle off. Lokust had a smooth rap flow to listen to, It was syllabic. Lokust had a crazy rap ending when he reffered to trees getting struck by lightning. The Poet Trees was a slick rapper and and had references to moses and battle rapper soul khan and a smooth ending. Lokust won this round or rhyme cypher.

Lokust started out by rapping about how ugly The Poet Trees's girl is. Lokust made fun of The Poet Trees for having a song about pokemon and continued spitting syllabic rhymes. Lokust ended his verse with a reference to South Park. Lokust messed up at the beginning of his rap verse. The Poet Trees also had syllabic word play but not good enough. Lokust won this round of the rap clash.

In the third round of this the cypher Lokust started out making jokes about The Poet Trees 's weight and size and continued to spit syllabic.In Lokust last he basically told The Poet Trees to upload the King Of The Dot videos on time. The Poet Trees had a one punchline that was funny as hell when he mentioned Lokust's girl sounding like a calling duck. The Poet Trees came hard to win this round of the hip hop battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sAufG4qg7s&playnext_from=TL&videos=4n_esdnNRfU&feature=sub