Showing posts with label MATH HOFFA. Show all posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: PT vs Drew Law (special guests Math Hoffa & Philly Swain)

PT started the rap battle claiming that he was gonna give the D.M.V. a run down and claimed to be battling a clown. He claimed that there was only one crown and implied giving a preview of what Drew Law does. He even made fun of his opponents stomach and claimed the guys teeth was messed up as well. He claimed that if he lost to his opponent it wouldn't be because of his skill. Drew Law then went into spit and tried to imply that PT had a lot of matches and not alot of wins. He compared his challenger to Easy E when he was infected with aids and Sean Paul on PCP. He compared his adversary to the Boondocks version of Jimmy Neutron and made fun of his head and feet. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the match PT went into rhyme and tried to imply that Drew Law's sister knew his penis size. He also said inquired about his oppositions bayttle with PG Skillet and claimed to bury emcees. he wished horrible things on his adversary. He subliminally brought up the TV show Bobby's World. Drew Law then went into rhyme and accused PT of having a large ego then tried to accuse him of looking like Chico De-barge. He had a quotable punchline as well. He claimed to help his his challengers girl out with her needs while he was in the other room messing with his girl. Drew Law won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle PT and accused Drew Law of talking about irrelevant. He tried to imply that his opposition said something that was whack and unimportant. He called his adversary of being an extra soft David Hassle Hoff and tried to compare to a character from The Rugrats. Drew Law then went into rhyme saying fuck all the funny shit and said he would catch PT and stomp him. He claimed to be a myth and had many comparisons of what he was to his opponent such as a bicycle to a chopper, security guard to a police officer, and T rex to Math Hoffa. This round of the match was a tie.

For some reason i liked this battle more than the others i seen recently.

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Friday, June 18, 2010

URL Presents MATH HOFFA vs AYE-VERB

MATH HOFFA started the rap battle by putting out there on the table everything that AYE-VERB can say about him because he's predictable. He also said he seen his opponent at the last cypher and passed him th knife but he just looked at it like he was scared and gave it back to him. He looked at AYE-VERB and asked him if he was lie-ing and he didn't reply. MATH HOFFA told everyone his real name Chaz Dunkin and had a slick metaphor when he said I call him Chaz just to turn AYE-VERB to a noun. MATH HOFFA even said AYE-VERB is starving for a record deal and calling himself Mr. Marketable. He started this rap cypher a good point about him punching that Dose in the face and not dropping him even though he's only 125 pounds. This round of the one on one battle.

In the second round of the rhyme cypher MATH HOFFA started his verse calling out some dude who snitched on his homeboy and putting him on blast apparently some dude gave his homeboy seven years. Then he came back to AYE-VERB and called him a snitch as well. AYE-VERB said some crazy punchlines during this round of this rhyme battle. His last metaphor was referring to the rapper T Rex. AYE-VERB started his verse gay rap jokes about MATH HOFFA and claimed that his neighborhood breeds the type that snitch. The rapper known as AYE-VERB made a fairly accurate assessment when he said that MATH HOFFA got the image of a truck driver and cracked a few mexican rap jokes on Cortez. AYE-VERB called MATH HOFFA a puppet nigga and said he takes hands up his ass. This round was a tie without a doubt.

In the third round of rhyme battle MATH HOFFA started this round by telling everyone with him to hush. He brought a funny reenactment of AYE-VERB and his hip hop crew going to New York to battle, he even brought up about how I guess Murdah Mooks is gonna supposedly battle AYE-VERB once he gets his money up. MATH HOFFA even was rapping in AYE-VERB's sling for a few punchlines. MATH HOFFA acted like Biggy Smalls for a few of his raps and ended his verse telling AYE-VERB to get off of New York's dick. AYE-VERB spit his verse and started to bring up the fact that a tranny was calling him out but he said he was just kidding. He also said that when Smack asked him to take a shot at MATH HOFFA he asked him which arm basically implying that he wasn't scared. AYE-VERB said that MATH HOFFA doesn't have hot bars he just digs up dirt on his opponent and he even made a reference to his challengers girl and taking over her mind soul and body like an Avatar. This one on one battle is too hard to call and I would say that it's a tie.

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

BALTIMORE VS PHILLY "TAY ROC VS KABOOM"

KABOOM started the rap cypher he had an in your face rap approach and his rap delivery was strong. He said he'll play football with TAY ROC's new born. TAY ROC put words together pretty smoothly and his punchlines were hard hitting. He said his home boys watch him just to look at his ugly ass hat. TAY ROC spit his rap verse next KABOOM kept his back turned while TAY ROC spit his rap bars. He went in when it was time for him to rap the crowd stayed entertained when he was rhyming. My favorite punchline he said was the one I'm a shark nigga's feed me from the fish hole. This round of the Hip hop battle was taken by TAY ROC.

In the second round of this this cypher KABOOM went right in with no hesitation. He rhyme style seemed better rehearsed and he threatened to leave him in like Steve MC Nair. Even though I'm kind of tired of all the sperm rap jokes I like the way KABOOM was thorough when he said ya mother should have spit you in the toilet and flushed you. His last punchline had to do with Goodwill Hunting and Matt Damon He even broke TAY ROC's name down and each letter. His rap opponent TAY ROC went sick when it was time for him to spit his Hip Hop verse. He mostly went sick with the rap delivery. He tried to say that he's known as the best where he is at. This round of the hip hop cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher KABOOM stepped his rap game up on this one on one battle.He said that he would leave his rap challenger stiffer than a manikin. He called TAY ROC a kibbles and bits. This rapper known as KABOOM called TAY ROC a custodian. He had references to Day Day from Next Friday to KABOOM had references to the rapper Nick Cannon. He has thorough metaphors and rhyme style is colorful and animated to match with his rap delivery. TAY ROC brought that heat and fire to the rapping cypher match up to his rap opponent KABOOM. His first rap statement was, "They say that talk is cheap". TAY ROC was a damn good rap lyricist in this round of the one on one battle. He threatened to send a ton of Crips at KABOOM even though he isn't a loc. TAY ROC said he be with his hip hop challengers KABOOM's girl. This round round of the hip hop war was a tie.

In the fourth round TAY ROC started this round of the rap competition came hard and had some ill punchlines especially his first one. He started it thorough and said, "He must have been an accident on the high way because that's where most accidents happen", that was a good point it had me wishing I would've thought of it first. TAY ROC seemed to be calling Math hoffa out as well as all the Philly battle rappers such as Tech Nine (tech 9) while shouting out other Philly MC's such as Cassidy, meek millz, and Gillie Da Kid. KABOOM started his round during this round of the rhyme battle. He didn't have a live verse during this round of the cypher. His best punchline in my opinion was the on when he said he would run TAY ROC over with a car and then back up. This was the least interesting out of all of the rounds in this rap battle but in my opinion TAY ROC won this round of the cypher.



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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Rhyme Bout URL PRESENTS NuBORN vs KP Hosted by MATH HOFFA

This was an interesting rhyme bout real in your face. NUborn started rapping first he was real lyrical. NuBorn had a lot of joke while he was rapping and he was good with rhyming with syllables and had intricate hot rap punchlines. KP went in on this rap battle his rap verse was real hype. KP had some good metaphors as well. I would call this rhyme battle a tie.

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