Got Beef? Presents: Mike Hunt vs Eager

Eager started the lyrical battle first and claimed to be tough while calling Mike Hunt quite dumb. He spit multi syllabic but he made mistake or two during rapping. He made fun of the music his adversary makes and claimed to be freestyle rhyming. Mike Hunt then went into spit calling Eager an ugly cunt and Lariken's younger brother. He then made fun of his challengers flow and accused him of being willing to practice bestiality. He said his opponent was just rapping for acceptance. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Eager went in calling Mike Hunt all types of names in a lyrical fashion. He called his adversary broke and said he would feed his girl a penis. He seemed to be free-styling. He claimed that he would slap his adversary's face with razor blades. Mike Hunt then went in to spit and claimed that Eager said he didn't rap. He claimed that his adversary is retarded if he thinks he's stopping him and called a him a hip hop wannabe. Mike Hunt won this round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle battle Eager went into rhyme with his lyrical delivery and called Mike Hunt a pussy. He claimed to have forgot his lines and called his adversary a fagot one two many times. Eager then went into spit with no hesitation and compared his actions to Thesaurus saying litigate. He claimed to be coming off the top and took no shame in letting people know tat some of his lyrics weren't rhyming. Eager won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPgyeJLm2U

Got Beef? Presents: Greeley vs Ilyak

Greeley started the rap clash first and seemed to be claiming this cypher as a body bag aka an easy win. I was feeling the way he put rhymes together well polished. He had no problem openly admitting to being a fat boy ad called Ilyak a whack cunt. Ilyak the went in to rhyme and spoke about the battles Greeley has been having and apparently seemed to have called him the Taz battles founder. He said the only time he watches battles from that league is the ones that include Chase. This round off the cypher was a tie in my oppinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher Greeley then went into rhyme and seemed to be calling Chase a better rapper than Ilyak. He seemed to be calling his adversary's run away kids that escaped from a dungeon and the crowd went wild. He seemed to be comparing his adversary to being a Jonas brother. His delivery was strong. Ilyak then went into spit and countered the fact that Greeley knew his girl friends name. He brought up the fact that he was a Jew and that he was good with money which is funny because somebody older had just schooled me to this fact a week or two ago. I'm mad that the crowd taunted him with an un called for racial slur. I dug the fact that he didn't get distracted and he said that he hopes he'd pay for Dizaster to come battle. In my opinion this round of the rap match was a tie.

In the third round of this rhyme tournament Greeley called his rival a dork and claimed to be a beast and wasn't born in the actual country. He asked how you fit 20 of Ilyak's ancestors inside of a commodore and started to say something about how he was beating his opponent. Ilyak then went in claiming that Greeley was kicking bull shit and claimed that his adversary's state is full of weirdo's and started getting on his family accusing him of being a product offty incest. He claimed to be hot since he was popping pimple cream and accused his state of being some of the whack-est spitting in his non existent scene. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this rap clash Ilyak accused Greeley of not losing his baby fat even-though he is 20. He brought Old Dirty bastard and Naughty by Nature tracks and made some thorough comparisons. He tried to say his bars are near fatal.Greeley tauted his opposition and accused him of looking pathetic for wanting to battle when he was 16. Greeley won this round of the cypher with a freestyle in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZqskXV0s3Q

Got Beef? Presents: Dirtbag Dan vs Purpose

Purpose started the lyrical match first asking if he just walked on to the set of Farmer wants a wife and compared his adversary to Humpty Dumpty. He tried to say that Dirtbag Dan lies about getting girls and accused him of having practicing incest with his cousins. He said that anyone who looks at his opponents beard could tell that it's time to let it go but when shaves it off you would know why he let it grow. He told him that his Mr.Personality game doesn't fly. He tried re enacted a someone stumbling on his verse and I guess he was taunting the opposition. It seeemed that Purpose was using his style of putting rhymes together was kind of thorough in my opinion. He called him a girl slash man who looks a Pearl Jam Fan and it sounded like he called him a Bay side Hick. He tried to say that his adversary has a sad day to day life. Dirtbag Dan started his round off saying in this rhyme battle telling everybody who his challenger was aka baby Frankenstein . He said that when he is hungry they serve him Prime rib and said that Purpose has a worthless career with no. He also equated his rival and his crew to Pinky And The Brain. He said that if his opponent shows resistance he would put him in the distance. He threatened to send opposition in the air with a syllabic lyrical. This round of the rhyme fest was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher the emcee otherwise known as Purpose started spitting. He countered Dirtbag Dan because I guess he said something about his height and said that his adversary wishes he was Madness. He asked his rival when he became Italian and called him a nerd if thinks that his status on Youtube matters. He said that he might be broke but not as poor as his competitor. He called him a new school generic rapper and said that he looked Okwerdz if he let him go. Purpose said that his opponent can call him young like he's wet behind the ears but he claimed that Dirtbag Dan hasn't had sex in nineteen years. He said that he doesn't trust what is behind his adversary's beard. He said that his opposition was the writer for Slip Knots album Iowa. He asked him if he was a rapper and said his first guess was that he is a white trash red neck cattle farmer that hangs on the farm singing Sweet Home Alabama while burning his cigarette wholes through pictures of Barrack Obama. He finished off by saying easy. The emcee known as Dirtbag Dan went in and started. rhyming next and claimed to be able to see the future. He said that he is in bed with Purposes mother eating French toast and grapes. He compared himself to Mentos. He said that his challenger is not Fresh Coast and made fun of the mans face. He called his adversary the first cricket to ever play cricket. He called his opponent small. He all of a sudden said he dissected bigger bugs than opposition Biology and asked him if he followed. He had syllabic rhymes during this part of the round and he even mentioned HOLLOW DA DON. Dirtbag Dan finished This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher Purpose started his verse trying to call his adversary homeless. He compared shaving his rival beard to shaving a bear. He said that his opponent would make headlines and called him a representation of every thing in the battle scene that everybody hates but lets slide. He then went on to say that he doesn't respect the opposition and his associates. He told Dirtbag Dan that he is a long ways away from home and to be on his best behavior. Purpose said that he respects Oshea because this is the second loss that his adversary is taking to an over seas rapper that he shouldn't have underestimated. He equated him to Walker Texas Rangerand also told his adversary that he lives in a 8 mile fantasy. He said that his opposition looks like a pissed off lyricist that never made it. He ended by saying that the only O T that his match is gonna get is a promo one. Dirtbag Dan started his verse asking him how is crew chose there name. He called Purpose music awful and called him a godless Pagan. He called him an oddly misshapen walking abortion and told them to give him a plate and he'd show them his adversary's insides. He called his challengers head enormous and accused him of telling people that he is a boy genius,Do you get it? He said that his opposition was born with no penis. He compared his rival to Rocky from Three Ninjas and implied that his opposition is worthless. He said that his teacher was wrong when she said that he would never serve a Purpose in life his opponent in his opinion. This round of the rapping battle was too close.

In the fourth and last round of this match up Dirtbag Dan went in and started spitting. He said that his adversary is easy to make fun of because he is small and it also seemed like he calling Purpose corny for using red neck jokes. He said that he 's only here on vacation to celebrate an engagement and seemed to be losing his effect on the crowd. He said that his opponent tried to front like the cypher was beneath him but he's just lucky that he traveled there to beat him. Dirtbag Dan said that there is a 3 year gap in his opponents resume and told him to just be glad that it's over. Purpose compared his challenger to a submarine for his career never surfacing and called him an Anus Wipe. He all of a sudden got syllabic with his putting his rhymes together. He said that his opposition has a big head and small mind. He said that he'd knock his head off his body and it would be all his and said he would burn him because he is a worthless bitch. When it was time for Purpose to spit his lyrics he said Dirtbag Dan looks like Ricky Bobby if he shaves his face and said that he has a deeper voice even though he is one eight of his opponents weight. He said that when his rivals father dies his the only thing that he will inherit are trailers and hay and asked him if he should be out hanging some one. He even compared his opponent to the Lion that starts at the beggining of every M G M movie, that was classic his punchlines were crazy. He said that judging by Dirtbag Dans beard being so hairy that if you seen him sleeping the woods with his shirt of he'd look like a dead bear and said that no one there knew who he was except Decoy. He told his adversary that he was totally unknown and basically giving him a message of hostility and letting know he needs to take his pass port and go home. In my opinion Purpose won this round of the hip hop battle without a doubt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMVOeQrr5o&hd=1

Got Beef? Presents: Savij Tung vs Sprungy

Savij Tung started this cypher off first for this round. He started then he stopped I guess he forgot what he wanted to say so his opponent Sprungy started first. He started off by talking crap about his rivals girlfriend. These two rappers were pretty good to be drunk. He started out by saying that when it comes to rhyme battles his opponent is the worst. He said the only real reason his name is Savij Tung is because he ruins every verse that he spits an he's a bitch. He also said that his competitions girl has no tits but he'll still cum on them. Sprungy tried to say that he doesn't care if his adversary thinks that he is a bastard because he got some sex the night before Hanah White and apparently that's Savij Tung girl friend. This funny rapper even went so far to say that he played her because he's far too good for her. The MC tried to imply that he was the worst emcee in his country. He made the statement that New Zealand is a smaller cornier version of his country. The last thing this rapper spoke about was his adversaries last match up. Savij Tung started off this rhyme battle pretty good for a drunk person he held it together. This thorough spitter tried not to be a hypocrite. He told him what he could do earn his respect. He tried to imply that his challenger is a fat idiot. He tried to get syllabic during this round of the rap cypher as well. This lyricist told him to hop on a plane and go back to England. Sprungy won this round of the one on one battle.

In the second round of this very competitive somewhat lyrical match up Sprungy started it off spitting fire. He tried to say that his one one rap cypher's have more views than his opponents. He said that his rival claims to be hard. He was going off the top towards the middle of his verse. He said that he can tournament without rhyming because he is just that good. He said he'll beat his opponent up until he has no body. He even said that he'd cut off the guys head. His delivery was that of a crazy mans. Savij Tung wasted no time calling his rival the offspring of the little Britain cars. He said that he was kicking ass but he needed bigger shoes since he has kicked ass in his time but he said that boy was huge. He tried to say that Sprungy came more so to eat and not to battle and tried to imply that the man goes to sleep dreaming about deserts. He tried to accuse his adversary of using a splash instead of a swipe like the Grind Time Rapper Tiger ty. I would have to say that Savij Tung stayed more consistent throughout this round of the battle with less slip ups and won.

In the third round of this lyrical battle Sprungy seemed to be saying that his rival is from a country that has a rugby team called all blacks but every player is white. He said that Savij Tung's beard is worse than Dirtbag Dan. The crowd was laughing but he didn't seem to know why. He tried to call his adversary's raps inappropriate and say that it's like he adds another o to the vowel sound of everything he spits. He made his own reenactment of the man. The last thing he said was a question. He asked the crowd if they knew what his opponent says in his raps. Savij Tung than spit his verse soon after. He claimed to be about to give Sprungy a history lesson. He said something about using his cannibal instincts to eat them all until there is nothing left but his finger nails and genitals. He said that he' make the challenger his bitch and call him Elizabeth. He made a statement at the end of this rap cypher saying that they live in the southern hemisphere so it isn't football it's soccer. This round was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT-p1TV12dI

Got Beef? Presents: Sprungy vs Greeley

Sprungy started off the battle in the first round. The crowd got a little too hype over Spungy's first punchline. His first punchline was wack to me. Greeley ripped spungy in this first round. Greeley had an in your face approach to rapping and his rhymes were dope.Greeley won this round of the battle in my opinion.

Sprungy started the rhyme bout off wit his funny British accent. Sprungy seemed to be coming off the top of the dome free styling. Greeley was going sick his rhymes were better and his finishing statements and syllabic rhyme flow just seeled the deal during this round. Greeley won this round of the battle.

Sprungy messed up during his rap verse. Sprungy did pretty good to be drunk but the results is all that matters. Geeley had much better rhymes than Sprungy. Sprungy won this round of the battle hands down.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8dk7AoDLss&playnext_from=TL&videos=zlbQXNzdD-Y&feature=sub

Rap Battle Got Beef? Presents: Madness vs Anecdote

In the first round of the rap battle Madness started the rap battle off. Madness was funny in the first round of this rap battle. Madness kept the crowd on feet in the first round he reminded me of a comedian. Anecdote was funny as well in this round of the rap battle as well. In my opinion this round of the rap battle was a tie.

In the second round of this rap battle Madness seemed to change his rap flow up and was matching a lot of syllables up. Madness had harder rap punch lines this round. Anecdote had a lot of laughs during this round of the rap battle. Anecdote might have been a little bit more wittier in this round of the rap battleI think Anecdote won this round of the rap battle by a very tad bit. They showed real good sportsmanship at the end of this round of the rap battle when they shook hands.

In the third round Madness brought up some actual facts about Anecdote in the third round of this rap battle. Anecdote was getting at Madness hard with his fat joke rap punch lines. I couldn't decide who won this round rap battle it was too intense.

In the last round of this rap battle Anecdote continued to get at Madness with fat man jokes. Anecdote had a great ending for this round rap battle. Madness was beast in this round of the rap battle. In my opinion Madness won this round of the rap battle because Anecdote lost his momentum in the last round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SORl_2sZ4R0