Tuesday, November 16, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Rhymeotaur Vs The Calcium Kid

The Calcium Kid started this funny battle first and claimed that this match wasn't the one people had come to see. He then made fun of Rhymeotaur's chin and compared his mother to the spawn clown. He then accused his opponent's mother of being depressed and inheriting a hairy chest. Rhymeotaur then went into rhyme and claimed that he was the type to slap somebody for being a whack rapper. He claimed that The Calcium Kid had a small head and said that he couldn't figure out how his eyeballs fit in his skull. He claimed that if he lost lyrically he would choke his opponent out with a guillotine. He made fun of his challengers head and claimed that he couldn't wait until the guy lost his life. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the exhibition The Calcium Kid went in cursing at Rhymeotaur and said he would kick him in the spinal chord. He then claimed to be more than sick and claimed that he rather take crack then listen to his music. He then accused his rival's misses of being wide and fat. He accused his rival's mother of trying to eat a live giraffe and he had a quotable punchline. Rhymeotaur then went into spit during round one and made fun of The Calcium Kid's name. He then said his adversary was a loser and claimed to a boss on the track. He then claimed his rival couldn't get a job and was rapping which was a bad career plan for him. His verse was lyrical as hell. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical clash The Calcium Kid went into spit and compared him and Rhymeotaur. He then accused his rival of practicing bestiality and told him to know his place. He then said a quotable punchline and wished that he gets tennis elbow. Rhymeotaur then went into rhyme and said The Calcium Kid whack fillers and was better when he had Bomber-man with him. He claimed that he had sex with his challengers girl friend and finished off calling his mother fat. The Calcium Kid won this round of the competition in my opinion.


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