THE JUNGLE NEWBREED VS A.B HOGISH

NEWBREED went in first claiming to have requested a big battle and claimed that A.B HOGISH's arms ain't long enough. He also called his adversary a Jon Doe and seen him walking. He also tried to imply he would give his adversary the Tiger Ty swipe. He compared his rival to a retarded version of Ludacris. A.B HOGISH then went in and claimed he would beat the shit out of NEWBREED and let Tall T eat his meat when he was through with him. He had a quotable punchline as well. A.B HOGISH won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of NEWBREED's verse he claimed to have heard about A.B HOGISH being a class clown in high school. He also accused his father of working in the circus. He told his opposition that he doesn't grind the block and claimed that he would catch him while he was doing his exams and hit up his stomach. He claimed that his rival backed out a battle for five hundred dollars as well. He subliminally brought up Aye Verb, Big T, Calico, and Young Miles. A.B HOGISH went in and made fun of NEWBREED's chin hairs. He claimed that his challengers squad should be nick named bootleg because of how fake they are. He also claimed to be the rookie of the year and claimed to be a Street Fighter. He claimed that his opponent wanted to battle street nigga's because Smack didn't respect him. This was a tie in my opinion.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pslNC8WH2kk

Grind Time Now Presents: Boka vs LEgacy

Boka started the rap clash first and I could already tell this performance would be spectacular. He seemed to be trying to describe the way his city was and asked how LEgacy basically gave himself such a strong ass name. He claimed that he was shooting nut through asses and compared himself to a spoon that holds drugs in it.He basically tried to claim that he could take on his opponent and friends. This rapper was thorough he even broke his name down. LEgacy went into this cypher accusing his Boka's girl of swallowing semen. He brought up the fact that he is from Baltimore and tried to accuse him of not getting pussy. He told his adversary to pawn his shoes and claimed they were only worth 8 dollars. Boka clearly won this round of the rap clash.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Boka had a hilarious start and told LEgacy to rethink. He had a thorough punchline about eminems that I'm putting on my slick punchlines page and he told his adversary that it was over for him. He claimed that this was all for fun and told him to carry a gun when he walks through his neighbor hood. He even told a story about his upbringing and started free-styling towards the end. LEgacy went into this round of the rhyme cypher comparing his hood to a bald spot and tried to say Boka's girls height and accused her of having sex with dirty guys. He called his rival a synonym. Boka won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash Boka went in claiming to have screwed LEgacy baby mother. He claimed to be his oppositions father with a lyrical verse and called him softer than Michael Vick. His performance was thorough damn he brought that young boy to school. He accused his adversary's girl of eating his balls. LEgacy went into rap cypher claiming that he was tired of phony ass nigga's. He called his rival too frail. The end of his bars were mean. This round of the rapping battle was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdl_0nu_HQU&feature=sub

Texas Battle League: Core vs Throwed Ese

Core started this round of the rhyme battle first and said he was told that his next opponent actually won his last match and made it seem like he couldn't believe he was battling Throwed Ese. He called his opposition a possum rat that lost to someone unworthy and tried to imply that it sounds horrible when his opponent raps and called him a pip squeak that speaks like a lady. He called himself a true MC and said that his opponent looks sick. Throwed Ese then went into spit and called Core a bum ass whack rapper with no budget. He claimed that when he steps rhymes in a competition he tries to make his opponent suffer. He claimed to have the rap cypher in a bag before they even mentioned his rival. He called him a KiD CuDi fan and called his adversary a waste breath. He claimed to have left a nut stain on his oppositions girl. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion since they both had good points.

In the second round of the rhyme cypher Core went into the second round of the lyrical battle claiming to feel bad for questioning his aspirations. He claimed that Throwed Ese career choice that he's making is a bad one and said that he wouldn't get played on any rapping station. He accused his adversary of not having an education and told him that there wasn't a job for masturbation. He tried to imply that he was the real rapper that his opposition knew he would have to eventually face. He called his opposition a stick figure. Throwed Ese then went into the second round of the cypher and called his style despicable. He said that hat Core just did was pitiful and said he meant it then used a big word that sounded made up. He said that to compare him to his challenger the guy would need a miracle. He finished his verse calling time on him self. This round of this extremely close match up was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this competition Core went right into this rap cypher and said that he brakes microphones while Throwed Ese takes pipe. He asked his adversary if he seen him at the flea market selling faked Nike's and shaved ice. He claimed to have wanted to play nice and accused his opponents voice of cracking from stage fright. He said that when he smells fear he hunts for blood like a great white and and claimed that his skill were better. He said that never ever would his opposition win a match or a fight. He claimed that his adversary has no green but has a lot of wishes. Throwed Ese went into the cypher claiming that while he's still in the league that there is no way that he'd let a bum like Core get in the lead. He said that he couldn't taste defeat if he was in the sole of his challengers feet. He claimed that real niggas know him and claimed to be the soul of the streets. He tried to imply that he was up against a drug addict. He compared his opponent to his dad and mother. Throwed Ese won this round of the rap clash.

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle Core went in to rhyme and apparently was freestyle spitting. He said that he likes Throwed Ese and told him to tell his mother not to bite so hard. He had a racial reference or two as well. he claimed to have the hot touch and seemed to be trying to imply that his adversary didn't even go through puberty yet. he asked his opposition if he can stand all the heat at the end of his verse. Throwed Ese said at the start of him spitting that it was Okwerdz to him that Core showed up with a lack of Arsonal. He said he always had keys to the game. He smoothly used Hollow Da Don, Aye verb, Conceited, Goodz, Hit Man Holla, DNA, and said he wasn't half of T Rex. Throwed Ese won this round in my opinion with this last verse that was surely written and rehearsed a good amount of times.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCzu4gaFrNs

Grind Time Now Presents: ILLab vs Matty G

Matty G went in and started the first round of the lyrical battle and said that there are a lot of people here and wished someone would HIV would date ILLab and then rape him. He seemed to have accused his adversary of being after an anus and accused him of speaking with a lisp. He accused his rival of going to the Blue Nile to try to spit flows and get a girl out of her clothes. He accused his rival of having a foot fetish and not getting laid and accused his girl friend of peeing in the bed. He seemed to be freestyle rapping a little bit. ILLab started his verse trying to imply that the rhymes Matty G came up with were not hot at all and said that doctors should have punched him in the face when he was born. He claimed that his rival took this battle bceause he had something to prove and he took this match because he had nothing to lose. He claimed to have half the city behind him and said that no one is behind his adversary. he claimed that his opponent doesn't rhyme and said that he was making this easy for him. He claimed that his opposition came from an in bread family and called him a mascot that should have never took his mask off. He seemed to be cursing Grind Time then called his adversary a minute man. He seemed to have out shined his challenger. In my opinion ILLab wont this round of the freestyle competition.

In the second round of the tournament Matty G went in to rhyme and said today ILLab decided a no show and said in his place he looks like a goalie for Greg Goldberg. He called his adversary a Jewish baby faced queer and claimed that him and others use to tie his adversary to the net. He accused his rivals girl of having soft hands and accused her of feeling his private parts on a regular. He said that he be killing it quick and spitting rhymes sick and said that his girl couldn't give him the Wonder if she was beating up bread. He called his opposition a whack fat fuck and compared him to Daffy Duck. ILLab started off by saying that Matty G calling him a fagot is beyond him and seemed to have accused him of wearing a tight T shirt and skinny jeans and hat that is neon green. He referred to his opponent as light work and tried to make him look like a pedophile. He accused his challengers mother of being a crack head as well and seemed to be trying to imply that he is the only reason people want to see this match between the two. He tried to claim that his adversary had a bushy beard and called him a dumb fuck. ILLab won this round of the part freestyle session in my opinion.

Matty G the third round of the lyrical tournament claiming to have a strategic maneuver and said that ILLab has no computer. He started talking about a chick I think it was his adversary's girl and claimed she put his penis in her nose. He claimed to be here to beat a beast and leave him deceased. He also said the only person he hates more than his opposition is the Police and claimed that the written's his opponent were kicking were stupidly written. He compared his opposition to Cordon blew. ILLab spit his verse next claiming that Matty G was not a G just because his home boys drink Colt 45 and said that if they want to step to him he'd rip him a part. He accused his rival of being from the home of the Narcs. He accused his rival of killing deers on the back roads of his home town and claimed that he got used. He brought stage props to the rhyme battle and basically stepped it up notch. This round of the cypher was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63tsatJ16n0

Grind Time Now Presents: Elfamail vs Special T

Special T bravely started th first round of this rap clash implying that he was suppose to battle against Elfamail but now would rather slap him instead. He tried to imply that his adversary would probably snitch on him. He said that his rival always sounds the same when he raps and asked him which one of his drugs was more expensive. He told a story about his opposition smoking a J with him. He claimed that he wanted to get his rival back over marijuana. Elfamail accused Special T being in a band and originally was in a metal band called Dee and mentioned the 3d ball. He accused his adversary of pumping gas and said he had to snatch the door knockers out of his ears. He said that if his challenger thanks that he is stepping to him is probably Loony and had syllabic rap verse. This round of the cypher was a bit of a tie to me.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Special T went in to spit claiming that Elfamail took this as a joke and not an art form and threatened to have sex with his girl. He cursed at what his oppositions status is as a battler and accused him of having a fetish for midgets and men. He accused his adversary of having aids and claimed to have called him out because he thinks he's better than him. Elfamail spit his verse next saying talk about going there and accuses Special T of tripping when he walked up the stairs and tried to call him a Growing Pains character. He said that his adversary was bad at spitting double time against Lyricool and accused him of being Special Ed. This round of the rap clash was taken by Elfamail.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Special T went in to rhyme claiming that it was his Elfamail's funeral and told him that he should have came there in a tie and tuxedo. He called his adversary a wannabe singer and told him he needs to brace for trouble. He accused his rival of having a messed up grill and accused him of fronting like he runs with thugs and vandals a lot. He accused his adversary of having a secret fantasy of being a heart throb and called him old basically. Elfamail started his bars with crowd reaction and told Special T that the crowd wanted him to quit rapping. He claimed that he would expose his adversary like a hospital gown and said Special T gets high off crack pots and see's visions of mythical creatures and at the end he seemed to advertised his album. Elfamail won this round of the rap cypher

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTN32jvVGoI

Got Beef? Presents: Meta4gasmz vs Cryptic & Blue

Cryptic started rapping first talking about Decoy and seemed to imply that he invites people to his party and no one comes. He called his opponent a ship captain because he's still looking for his first mate and then said something about Sprungy. He said that it's amazing that he dates a chick that needs a face lift. Cryptic jumped in and said that he just came from the airport. Decoy then went in and started saying that Blue lives an unappealing life and wrist only feels comfortable when he feels the knife. He said that his challenger calls himself blue to represent how he feels inside. Sprungy then went to start freestyle rapping and said that he'd steal his adversary's life. Decoy said that he would hit his adversary with an upper cut and called him a punk. He made a reference to Lil John and his rivals penis and claimed that he was quoting a T.v. Show. He told him that his style is not Hip Hop. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Cryptic went in and started rapping his first verse in this round and told him to admit it you're too scared to have judges. Blue went in and said his opponents would get destroyed and said he would have sex with his girl nicely. He made fun of Sprungy's breasts and said that he would suck a dick for a sandwich. Cryptic called his opponent a fat whore who chops her food with a hacksaw and made fun of his teeth Decoy then went in to rap and said that he can't tell whether his opponent is a man and said that his penis gets mistaken for an acne spot. Sprungy was talking junk about Cryptic and then said he can't wait until Blue drops dead then called them both stick insects. Decoy seemed to have finished his verse with a freestyle and seemed to have called Blue's girlfriend extra short. Cryptic & Blue won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of the MC battle Blue said that he fails to mention Sprungy because he's a fat drunk that no one pays attention to and said no one laughs with him they laugh at him. Cryptic accused Sprungy of stuffing his face and complaining about stomach pains. Then he said a punchline that he ended up messing up on his metaphor and he accused his adversary's of jacking men off. Blue then seemed to have made more fat jokes on Sprungy. In in this round of the cypher Sprungy said he didn't prepare for him and told him to get out of rap competitor and go to the skater shop. Decoy then went in and started rapping and had a lyrical flow and he claimed to hear planes. He told his challenger if he acts like a dummy he'd get treated like one. Sprungy jumped in to call his adversary a cunt again and ended with his drunk style of rap and told Cryptic to get away from him. Cryptic & Blue won this round of the match was a tie.

Cryptic started his rap verse making jokes about his anal accusing him of sodomizing himself. Blue brought up got beef 1 and said that he felt embarrassed for Sprungy as an Australian. Cryptic accused his oppositions of being the sorriest dudes in Hip Hop and paying men for orgasms. Decoy then went in to rhyme and was spitting that hot fire and said non one has ever heard of Cryptic before. Sprungy told the crowd to watch as he wreck a dike and called Chase wih a little bit of extra hype. Decoy seemed to have messed up when he was freestyle rhyming and implemented more homo jokes. Cryptic & Blue won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suhcGVvHw8g

Grind Time Now presents: E-Dub vs Farnum

E-Dub started the lyrical battle talking about Farnum with syllabic raps off the bat. He threatened to kill his opponent in a thousand ways and said that battling him wouldn't redeem his past since he graduated above his level. He said that in the past two years his opponent hadn't left Florida and said that his rap career is stuck in the Ozone like the stratosphere. He said that his opposition trying to hate on him won't make him ground breaking and told everyone everybody his real name Jordan then tried to compare the man to sneakers. Farnum started the his verse saying that he was told to battle E-Dub and thought he was in trouble. He tried to call his adversary a Wig-Ga and called himself a little heated because he was talking a little reckless. He accused his opponent of acting like a hoe than told him that he'd never get nationally known because of his voice. He called his challenger the reason that Frank Stacks thinks rap is a joke and said that he was rapping against the crack head from every episode of intervention. Farnum mentioned E-40 at he end of his verse but it took him kind of long to get his lyrics out. He said accused E-Dub of having a wanna be URL style and mentioned Aye Verb, Cortez, Head ice and Big T. This round of the rhyme cypher was a tie because both emcees seemed to be similar but just had different voices.

In the second round of the MC clash E-Dub went in to flow next and claimed Farnum looked up to somebody not really sure who though. He got real syllabic with the flow again and accused his opponent got killed by a teen and still didn't learn his lesson then accused him of almost crying the last time he lost a lyrical battle. He accused his adversary of having to lose a cypher just to get exposed for having a feminine side and then he accused him of trying to dis rapper DNA ,calling the east coast generic. He called his opponent a dick rider basically and said the only 16 he can get to add up is by adding his area code. It's funny when emcees be trying to explain there punchlines. He made a metaphor pertaining to one twelve. Farnum then went in and said E-Dub's name is John streaker then said that he doesn't hold guns He said that he'd turn his oppositions whole division against him. He said he'd leave his challenger like Exxon oil and said he was a red neck that got caught screaming white power. He said that he would make the kid buckle and he called himself a serial killer. He claimed that he couldn't be handled and his opposition had a nose like a parrot. This round of the rhyme battle was tie.

in the third round of this rap cypher E-Dub jumped in right and started flowing and said he'd catch Farnum at the bus stop and shoot him. He used a lot of school boy disses on his opponent. He brought up where his opponent is from ans said it was the home of and he threatened to put a second L in front of his name and compared him to Grind time's new logo. He bragged that all he does is win and accused his adversary of yelling for attention. Farnum went up to rap and told everyone that he was 16. He said that the sun is out to kill E-Dub and said that he bumps Pretty Ricky. He called his challenger a dust head and said him and his peoples would strong arm rob him for using thug force. He tried to imply that his opposition isn't a drug lord and tried to call a red neck. He told his opponent that he should be born 300 years in the past for using N word that was deep. Farnum won this round of the rap battle by a little bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkn2FCgoWE4