Showing posts with label Rap Battle Tv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rap Battle Tv. Show all posts

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Rap Battle TV: The Poet Trees vs. Jay Kastro (Rematch)

Jay Kastro started the rap battle claiming t be a G and accused The Poet Trees of being a chump that sits down when he takes a pee. He also made fun of his opponent's teeth and looks. He then accused his adversary's girl friend's pussy and accused him of trying be Cassidy. He then accused his opponent of trying to call out his brother Demetri in the last battle and made fun of his breast fat. He then accused his opposition of missing half of her hand. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Jay Kastro went in to spit and accused The Poet Trees of not being able to bring a female home. He then called his opposition of being a rookie that doesn't have any props and had some funny punchlines. The Poet Trees then went into spit and compared Jay Kastro to Freddy Kruger. He then compared saying his opposition was hot to a prostituting midget. His last punchline was thorough. The Poet Trees won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of this live match Jay Kastro went into spit and made fat jokes about The Poet Trees with no hesitation. He was on a role for a minute but seemed to have forgot the rest and spit off the top for the rest. The Poet Trees then went into rhyme and accused Jay Kastro of carrying a stump around with him. He then said his opposition couldn't beat him again and went hard at making fun of his girls vagina. This round of the match goes to The Poet Trees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNXrXSgCJbs



Rap Battle TV: Lil Brat vs. Mizz Hachie (White Girl Drops N-Bomb)

Lil Brat started the rap battle first called Mizz Hachie a ho and proudly admitted to being a bitch. She then made fun of the girls clothes and told her that she needs to go back on the street corner and accused her of needing birth control. Mizz Hachie then went into rhyme accusing Lil Brat of having a used up pussy. She then started messing up on her bars. She claimed to be a walkig land-mine and seemed to be spitting like a lyrical poem. Lil Brat won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

Lil Brat then went into spit and claimed that the only commands that Mizz Hachie knew was to swallow and suck. She then accused her opponent enjoying to get sodomized and being ugly. She then accused her opposition of having a loose pussy and claimed that this was a joke and that's why she was smiling and grinning. She then ended telling her to go back to the streets to get back to tricking. Mizz Hachie then went in claiming that Lil Brat would be the crap that she picks off of her shoe then went onto said she would beat her at a nigger sport. She started messing op on her verse as well later on. Lil Brat won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher the girl named Lil Brat went into spit and compared Mizz Hachie's rapping to Lady Lyrix. She then said she'd spit the fire while her opponent drools on it that's kind of hot. Mizz Hachie then went into spit against Lil Brat and seemed to have forgot her verse and started to repeat her first round verse again. Lil Brat won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnjquzBsxZU



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Monday, November 1, 2010

RBTV - Red Faction vs. Amuse

Red Faction started the rap clash first saying that today wasn't Amuse's day and told him to stop stroking his hair. He claimed to be straight up smacking his opposition who was a dork and accused him of looking so weak and pathetic enough to need a medic. He implied that after the match his opponent would be playing with him self. Amuse went into rhyme next and said he would screw Red Faction's girl. He claimed not to care where his challenger was from because he claimed to be a don. Red Faction won this round of the freestyle battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Red Faction went in and asked Amuse how he was gonna act hood. He said that his opponents hair cut was the gayest he had ever seen and tried to imply that he himself had been in his sisters bed. Amuse then went against Red Faction into rhyme and brought up the fact that his opponent had the same name as a video game. He tried to compare his opponent to Michael Jackson and accused him of getting it in the ass. Red Faction won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of the rap clash Red Faction went into spit and said Amuse is probably a geek that squats when he takes a leak. He even tried to get on his shoes and implied raping him referring to Smash'ems. Amuse went into rap and continued to rap about nasty stuff. he tried to call his opponent a weird homo that practiced pedophilia. He was obviously spitting off the top but seemed to have ended his verse early. Red Faction won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vJapZEn0U



Rap Battle TV: Smash'ems vs. J Rukus

J Rukus started the freestyle battle first cussing at Smash'ems and was rhyming lyrical. He said that when he found out he was battling his opponent he knew that there was noway that he could lose. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He tried to imply that his opponent was in a half ass jail practicing homo sexuality. Smash'ems went into the cypher accusing J Rukus of ratting out his uncle and tried to compare him to chicken. He claimed that his own rhymes were obnoxious and his own flow was continuous. He claimed to have raped his challengers girl. Smash'ems won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash J Rukus went into rhyme and asked Smash'ems why he was talking. He was freestyle rapping and seemed to really be saying just anything. He claimed that he would smack his opponent in the face like it's nothing. That dude was going sick. Smash'ems then went into rap and told J Rukus that he needed to stop rhyming random words out of the dictionary. He claimed to be a Jew and claimed that his opposition needed a weapon to defend himself. Smash'ems won this round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle J Rukus went into spit claiming to have throat fucked Smash'ems girl and he claimed that his opponent wasn't beating him. He also implied that he would shoot his rival. Smash'ems went into rap and claimed that his opponent was a hooker. He said that the last time he seen his challenger that the man had a huge black eye and claimed that he would tear through his face like razor blades. Smash'ems won this round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

J Rukus went into rap again but i don't know what for nobody called an OT or over time round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvdQC7UEB0



Saturday, September 25, 2010

Rap Battle TV: Smash'ems/Freebase vs. Dextah Dunx/The Poet Trees

Smash'ems anxiously started this freestyle battle first and seemed to have messed up in his verse. When jumped back in he tried to imply that his adversary's were fagots and Freebase mad gay jokes as well. Smash'ems then went in to say that everybody knew that Dextah Dunx was a queer. Dextah Dunx then went into the cypher cursing at his two challengers then The Poet Trees went in and said that Freebase had never seen a pussy. Dextah Dunx accused Freebase of becoming a contortionist so he could lick his own penis and The Poet Trees cursed at Kat. He ended his verse admitting to be fat. Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees won this round of the freestyle battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle match Freebase went in and she light on the fact that his partner had a broken arm. He claimed that his opposition was the reason that fourteen year old girls carry mace. Smash'ems tried to say his opponents weren't entertaining. Dextah Dunx accused Freebase of eating lubed anus and accused them of being fagots again. The Poet Trees seemed to think Smash'ems looks like a life sized elf. Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of Freebase claimed Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees stepped up there relationship. Smash'ems claimed to have t shirts older than his opponents. Smash'ems claimed that he should take The Poet Trees writing pen and stab Dextah Dunx in the throat. The Poet Trees got on his challenger vagina hair and called Smash'ems an ass hole for swearing in front of little kids. Dextah Dunx was going sick and sometimes wasn't saying anything good but he was funny. Smash'ems and Freebase won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VyDhtiaZTk



Thursday, September 23, 2010

RBTV - Freebase vs. Amuse

Freebase started the rhyme battle against Amuse first claiming to have got his name from being more crazy than crack and referred to him as a punk and told everybody that he uses drugs. Amuse then went in to the hip hop battle and claimed not to care about who he was up against. He claimed that he would take the country like a bitch. He claimed not to care what Freebase name was and claimed that he would never be patiently waiting. He spit about what he would do when he blows up towards the end of his verse. Freebase won this round of the freestyle match up in my opinion.

In the second round of what seemed to be a freestyle battle the emcee Freebase anxiously went into rhyme against Amuse and claimed that this was his first battle. He told his adversary to take a break and accused him of enjoying to be abused by homos it the dark. He told his opposition that he was about to be losing and he put together rhymes thoroughly. Amuse went in spitting a freestyle and accused Freebase of being unoriginal He was really just saying anything then at the end of his verse he just gave up. Freebase won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Freebase then went in to with a lyrical flow and called Amuse his bitch and told him to remember where his place was or he'd make his mother shave his pubic hairs. The emcee known as Amuse then went in rhyme and told Freebase to look up his tracks on Youtube. Freebase won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3DePCwYn-0



Thursday, September 16, 2010

Rap Battle TV: Stot vs. J Rukus

Stot wrnt into rap claiming that J Rukus thinks he is a bad guy and claimed that he was nothing to mess with and claimed that he would slit his adversary's neck. He made homo allegations of the man as well and made fun of the mans swagger and accused his girl giving him head then said that he think being in the lab is science class. J Rukus then went into rhyme and said he was pretty sure everyone was tired of hearing Stot's bogus claims. He claimed to spit crack and said he'd hurt his rival bad. He claims to late night creep with his oppositions girl when he goes to work. Stot won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

In the second Stot went into this round of the cypher and said that J Rukus lacks punchlines or metaphors. He called his adversary'd bars hesitant and said he would take his respect if it wasn't given to him. He told his opposition that he wasn't live or raw and claims to like beef. J Rukus then went into rhyme implying that Stot was scared of his click and implied cut him with his sought off. he claimed that he raps everyday and said that his rival didn't have the luck of the Irish. Stot won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Stot went into spit and said that J Rukus thinks he is good even though he is far nicer. He compared his rival to a diaper rash and called him trash with his battle verse. His flow was thorough when he described his guns. J Rukus claimed that Stot thought he was winning and he said that his opposition be fronting and doesn't really get cash. He claimed that his challenger was a snitch that calls the cops. Stot won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyT4X6wqig



Monday, September 13, 2010

RBTV - Smash'ems vs. Amuse (Freestyle Battle)

Amuse started the freestyle battle against Smash'ems for the first year anniversary and apologized for being a bit off. He claimed to be drunk and get be thorough on a beat and spoke like he laces tracks pretty nicely. He claied that he'd get better with time and that he doesn't write a line. Smash'ems then went in to say that Amuse should have been aborted and said that he didn't deserve to see the face of the earth. He basically spit about beating his oppositions ass and said he would make him eat his teeth. Smash'ems won this round of the rap clash with his angry verse.

In the second round of the cypher Amuse seemed to be implying that Smash'ems is like Eminem if you get down to it and told him to get some real stuff and creativity. He invited his adversary to hit him because he has a lawyer. Smash'ems then went into spit and said Amuse must be a rat. He claimed to feel like picking up a pistol and shooting up his adversary. He claimed that he would cross dress just to get with his oppositions mother and said he had her mother begging for it. Smash'ems savaged this round of the rhyme cypher.

In the third round of the rap clash Amuse went in to spit and said he would teach Smash'ems about sodomizing women. He told his adversary to put on a beat and he would rip him like one, two, three. Smash'ems then went in to rap and was sizing Amuse up while at the same time barraging hi with rhymes. he claimed that he would kill his challengers mother rape his daughter then steal from him. He ended by making fun of what his opponent was wearing. Smash'ems won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ngt472KidM



Sunday, September 5, 2010

Rap Battle TV: Jay Kastro vs. PoRICH (Freestyle Battle)

Jay Kastro started the freestyle cypher first and claimed that his brain is packed with Thesaurus speech. He said that he would put his gun to PoRICH and leave his teeth looking like the battle rapper Organik. He tried to imply that his opposition tries to call him on the phone. PoRICH then went into freestyle and told Jay Kastro well done. He claimed that his opponent was a little geek and claimed he would sun him. He claimed that his flow is bananas and claimed his adversary's is unappealing. In my opinion they both were equally hitting as hard but PoRICH was smoother so i'd have to give him the win.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Jay Kastro countered what PoRICH last said and implied that his win against Arcane. He claimed that he would beat his adversary far beneath the sand and claimed to be gonna have sex with his girl once the match is over. PoRICH then jumped in claiming to out do clowns and got super lyrical on his opponent. He accused his rival of rocking Tommy Hilfiger and brought up the fact that Jay Kastro was rocking sandals. PoRICH won this round of the freesyle in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle match Jay Kastro went in to spit his freestyle battle raps and claimed to rhyme the best flows. He said that someone better go to the store and get PoRICH some mints. He claimed that he would hit his adversary with a left blow and claimed to be a dope rapper. He claimed to have banged his oppositions girl friend again and accused him of going to Jack Shitt for rap tips. PoRICH then went into rhyme and said sorry and he didn't mean to hate Jay Kastro but claimed to make more money. He switched up his flow this round and ended by saying that hs rival was probably a fan of Cannibus. This round of the cypher was a tie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiW76myV9Co



Rap Battle TV - J Rukus vs. Memo (Freestyle Battle)

J Rukus started the freestyle battle first and tried to imply that his Memo's wife is giving him head while he goes to work his 9 to 5 job. He ended his verse trying to call his adversary soft and told his opponent to tell the truth. He tried to imply that his opponent sucks penis for studio time. Memo then went in to rhyme and told J Rukus he was St Catherine's number one hero. He was lyrical and messed up with 5 seconds remaining. J Rukus won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

J Rukus then went in to rhyme in the second round and said that Memo thinks his crew is balling but he stays inbounds. He claimed to have taken his oppositions girl and claimed to be ripping on her nylons. He accused his opponent of having a small penis and claimed to be crazy and bringing the pain. He claimed when he comes through cats would tuck in his chain. Memo then went into rhyme and seemed to be trying to call J Rukus a fagot. He was't saying anything special but it seemed he got stopped before he could and even get a chance to finish it's kind of good that he did he starting to scare me with his homo raps. J Rukus won this round of the rap cypher.

In the the third round of th rhyme battle J Rukus went in to this round of the lyrical freestyle saying that his Memo thinks he is the best but he'd die like the rest. He tried t accuse his opposition of being a cross dresser and tried to imply that his opposition is only bold when he smokes rock. He claimed that he cold tell his adversary was pussy by the way he runs his gums and called him a studio gangster. Memo went into this claiming to be a poet and said that he tries to spit slow for J Rukus to understand. He said anything again and didn't make much sense again. J Rukus won this round of the lyrical match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9VKGyF9hw



Rap Battle TV - TINO vs. ECLIPSE (((TITLE MATCH)))

TINO started the lyrical battle asking if he already went up against his ECLIPSE and his idea of playing ball is to bend over then scream Dexter dunk. He claimed to be pumping weed and tried to accused his opponent of being a pussy. He claime that hs upper cuts would punch him up Clifton hill. He called himself a comet then seemed to be saying that he'd make a promise and said that no one cared who is opposition is and asked him if he planned on being a super star. ECLIPSE then went into rhyme claiming to be on the microphone and claimed to be messing with TINO's girl. He claimed to spit hot fire and said that his vocal is scorching. He had thorough metaphors and ended his verse claiming he'd put his adversary in a box.

TINO then went in and said that ECLIPSE claims to have a hot girl but he tried to imply that the girl has a nasty smelling pussy. He said that his opponent wasn't a hustler and couldn't deal a deck of cards. He said that he's shooting like a firing range and he said that his adversary doesn't have a jam. ECLIPSE then went into the lyrical cypher against TINO and said that he can't rhyme with him. He made the comparison of Puff Daddy battling Cassidy and had a quick pause then tried to say his opposition is going down low. He said that his rival couldn't rap with him and compared it to Puff Daddy battling Cassidy. ECLIPSE had the best punchline but TINO won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of the cypher TINO went up to spit and told ECLIPSE and said that he chokes on his rhymes. He then asked his opposition how it feels to get sunned by a young-yin that's only 23. He said that he was messing with guy girl as well and seemed to have accused him of having writers block. ECLIPSE then went in and threatened to put said that he would put TINO in an episode of C.S.I. Saint Catherine's. He said that he would beat his opposition with rights until he begs for a left. In my opinion this round of the lyrical dispute was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this cypher ECLIPSE went into rhyme and said that he was sick with the fever and made fun of the way TINO looked. He then called his opponent a laughing stock and accused him of jacking off to Nicki Minaj. He claimed to be a big fish in a small pond and accused his challenger of shopping at Walmart while his opposition is copping Sean John. TINO then went into rhyme and tried to imply that ECLIPSE doesn't get laid. He even tried to say that he rides for the game and claimed that it would go down like a scuba diver. He called him a stupid guy. He called his opposition a dumb ass. TINO won this round of the lyrical cypher


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDUMujyrOHk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAfBBun-QvI



Wednesday, May 19, 2010

RBTV - Big C vs. Hilltop

Hilltop started the rap cypher off but at first it was hard to hear his rhymes while people were talking. Hilltop did his thing and stayed consistent and fluent and on time with his rhymes. Big C seemed to have a cheesy rap flow and rap delivery that didn't seem real or genuine by any means. Big C was straight at rhyming though.

In the second round of this rhyme cypher Hilltop was crazy with the rap delivery and syllabic rhymes. Big C couldn't quite hold his own in this rap cypher I would say. Big C seemed to be trying so hard to freestyle but it didn't seem to work for him even though he was good . I would have to give this round of the rhyme battle to Hilltop.

Hilltop went in with the rhyme skills and heavy lyricism and Hilltop also had those hot punchlines. Big C was straight in his last verse of this here rap cypher but not good enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrjX5tGjj94&playnext_from=TL&videos=udtP0f1lk4A&feature=sub




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