Rap Battle TV: Smash'ems vs. J Rukus

J Rukus started the freestyle battle first cussing at Smash'ems and was rhyming lyrical. He said that when he found out he was battling his opponent he knew that there was noway that he could lose. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He tried to imply that his opponent was in a half ass jail practicing homo sexuality. Smash'ems went into the cypher accusing J Rukus of ratting out his uncle and tried to compare him to chicken. He claimed that his own rhymes were obnoxious and his own flow was continuous. He claimed to have raped his challengers girl. Smash'ems won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash J Rukus went into rhyme and asked Smash'ems why he was talking. He was freestyle rapping and seemed to really be saying just anything. He claimed that he would smack his opponent in the face like it's nothing. That dude was going sick. Smash'ems then went into rap and told J Rukus that he needed to stop rhyming random words out of the dictionary. He claimed to be a Jew and claimed that his opposition needed a weapon to defend himself. Smash'ems won this round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle J Rukus went into spit claiming to have throat fucked Smash'ems girl and he claimed that his opponent wasn't beating him. He also implied that he would shoot his rival. Smash'ems went into rap and claimed that his opponent was a hooker. He said that the last time he seen his challenger that the man had a huge black eye and claimed that he would tear through his face like razor blades. Smash'ems won this round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

J Rukus went into rap again but i don't know what for nobody called an OT or over time round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvdQC7UEB0

Rap Battle TV: Smash'ems/Freebase vs. Dextah Dunx/The Poet Trees

Smash'ems anxiously started this freestyle battle first and seemed to have messed up in his verse. When jumped back in he tried to imply that his adversary's were fagots and Freebase mad gay jokes as well. Smash'ems then went in to say that everybody knew that Dextah Dunx was a queer. Dextah Dunx then went into the cypher cursing at his two challengers then The Poet Trees went in and said that Freebase had never seen a pussy. Dextah Dunx accused Freebase of becoming a contortionist so he could lick his own penis and The Poet Trees cursed at Kat. He ended his verse admitting to be fat. Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees won this round of the freestyle battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle match Freebase went in and she light on the fact that his partner had a broken arm. He claimed that his opposition was the reason that fourteen year old girls carry mace. Smash'ems tried to say his opponents weren't entertaining. Dextah Dunx accused Freebase of eating lubed anus and accused them of being fagots again. The Poet Trees seemed to think Smash'ems looks like a life sized elf. Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of Freebase claimed Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees stepped up there relationship. Smash'ems claimed to have t shirts older than his opponents. Smash'ems claimed that he should take The Poet Trees writing pen and stab Dextah Dunx in the throat. The Poet Trees got on his challenger vagina hair and called Smash'ems an ass hole for swearing in front of little kids. Dextah Dunx was going sick and sometimes wasn't saying anything good but he was funny. Smash'ems and Freebase won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VyDhtiaZTk

RBTV - Smash'ems vs. Amuse (Freestyle Battle)

Amuse started the freestyle battle against Smash'ems for the first year anniversary and apologized for being a bit off. He claimed to be drunk and get be thorough on a beat and spoke like he laces tracks pretty nicely. He claied that he'd get better with time and that he doesn't write a line. Smash'ems then went in to say that Amuse should have been aborted and said that he didn't deserve to see the face of the earth. He basically spit about beating his oppositions ass and said he would make him eat his teeth. Smash'ems won this round of the rap clash with his angry verse.

In the second round of the cypher Amuse seemed to be implying that Smash'ems is like Eminem if you get down to it and told him to get some real stuff and creativity. He invited his adversary to hit him because he has a lawyer. Smash'ems then went into spit and said Amuse must be a rat. He claimed to feel like picking up a pistol and shooting up his adversary. He claimed that he would cross dress just to get with his oppositions mother and said he had her mother begging for it. Smash'ems savaged this round of the rhyme cypher.

In the third round of the rap clash Amuse went in to spit and said he would teach Smash'ems about sodomizing women. He told his adversary to put on a beat and he would rip him like one, two, three. Smash'ems then went in to rap and was sizing Amuse up while at the same time barraging hi with rhymes. he claimed that he would kill his challengers mother rape his daughter then steal from him. He ended by making fun of what his opponent was wearing. Smash'ems won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ngt472KidM