Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Got Beef? Presents: Kerser & Rates vs Chase & Lariken

Lariken started the freestyle battle first bringing up the fact that Kerser is from Sydney and accused him of getting lap dances from Fat Chance. He claimed that his adversary should change his name to cock dick soldier who ever that is. Chase said that he never even heard of his oppositions but accused them of looking like pussies and accused him of being use to sperm in the face. He said that he should kill his two opponents and said that in this economic crisis the rates have gone up. Kerser started his verse for his team claiming to have cooked his rhymes straight out the gutter and claimed to be the father of Lariken's little brother. Rates then went in and compared Chase to a nun and Kerser tried to call him a nerd. Kerser & Rates won this round of the rhyme battle by a very little bit.

In the second round of the rap clash Chase went into this freestyle battle first and said his two opponents look like twin brothers. He accused his adversary's of jacking off to pictures of big truckers and had skinny jokes. Lariken claimed that Kerser had an infatuation with gays and Chase called him junkie fagot that uses smack. Lariken tried to clown his opposition for having Nautica gear. Rates said that his two opponents are mad skinny and compared them to chains and spoons. He claimed he would rape his the sister of one of his oppositions and said he would light up a joint and put it out on his opponents tongue. Kerser seemed to be making fun of his opponents having a lisp. This round of the freestyle cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme cypher Lariken started off by saying he doesn't smoke weed or do dumb things and said just by judging him he could tell that his opponents mother did. Chase went in claiming that his lisp helps him get his rivals girl wet and he claimed to have beat Sprungy in a rhyme match. Rates called Lariken a fagot mate then began to flop. Kerser took over the the rap clash and finished it off spitting a verse. Chase & Lariken won this round of the freestyle cypher in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this match Kerser called Chase a fagot that jack off on his laptop and accused Lariken of liking his cock. Rates was thorough with his lyrical rhymes in this round of the freestlye battle. Lariken claimed to spit hard and Chase then went into say that he can't believe he is testing them. He even seemed to have been making teeth jokes on Kerser and Lariken tried to call his mother used up.

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