Got Beef? Presents: Kerser & Rates vs Chase & Lariken

Lariken started the freestyle battle first bringing up the fact that Kerser is from Sydney and accused him of getting lap dances from Fat Chance. He claimed that his adversary should change his name to cock dick soldier who ever that is. Chase said that he never even heard of his oppositions but accused them of looking like pussies and accused him of being use to sperm in the face. He said that he should kill his two opponents and said that in this economic crisis the rates have gone up. Kerser started his verse for his team claiming to have cooked his rhymes straight out the gutter and claimed to be the father of Lariken's little brother. Rates then went in and compared Chase to a nun and Kerser tried to call him a nerd. Kerser & Rates won this round of the rhyme battle by a very little bit.

In the second round of the rap clash Chase went into this freestyle battle first and said his two opponents look like twin brothers. He accused his adversary's of jacking off to pictures of big truckers and had skinny jokes. Lariken claimed that Kerser had an infatuation with gays and Chase called him junkie fagot that uses smack. Lariken tried to clown his opposition for having Nautica gear. Rates said that his two opponents are mad skinny and compared them to chains and spoons. He claimed he would rape his the sister of one of his oppositions and said he would light up a joint and put it out on his opponents tongue. Kerser seemed to be making fun of his opponents having a lisp. This round of the freestyle cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme cypher Lariken started off by saying he doesn't smoke weed or do dumb things and said just by judging him he could tell that his opponents mother did. Chase went in claiming that his lisp helps him get his rivals girl wet and he claimed to have beat Sprungy in a rhyme match. Rates called Lariken a fagot mate then began to flop. Kerser took over the the rap clash and finished it off spitting a verse. Chase & Lariken won this round of the freestyle cypher in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this match Kerser called Chase a fagot that jack off on his laptop and accused Lariken of liking his cock. Rates was thorough with his lyrical rhymes in this round of the freestlye battle. Lariken claimed to spit hard and Chase then went into say that he can't believe he is testing them. He even seemed to have been making teeth jokes on Kerser and Lariken tried to call his mother used up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiSpOET0vT8

Got Beef? Presents: Lariken Vs Planz

Planz started this rhyme battle claiming that he wasn't really into following trends and claimed that the scene thinks Lariken is a fagot. He said that his adversary dumb and broke. He also had fat jokes his oppositions girl Lariken started his verse in the cypher telling Planz to keep his misses name out of his rhymes and accused his adversary of spitting his lightest raps hoping for decency. He seemed to be suggesting that the guy was a chauvinist pig and accused his opposition of being poor. He was lyrical towards the end of his rap bar. This round of the lyricist battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Planz went in and said that he called this battle the Price Is Right. He said that Lariken thinks he's hardcore but is the first to run to the cops and called him dumb. He called his adversary's face is a disgrace. He cursed at his opposition and accused him of not having a crew Lariken told Planz that he needs to plan an ambulance when battling him. He said that he would slice his head and called him a bitch. He finished off with some lyrical bars. Lariken won this round in my opinion.

Planz then went into this round of the rhyme battle and spit about adding Myspace people. He claimed that Lariken had a whole different meaning for pushing your stool in. He said hat his adversary is in bread. He accused his Planz father of watching his penis grow. Lariken then went into rhyme and called him a meth head. He called his opposition raps weaker than his and claimed that his adversary's mother has a huge cunt has. He claimed that he could smell male genitals in his adversary's breath. In my opinion this round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Lariken started it off and wasn't modest to call himself the best to rhyme with speech. He said screw plan B and accused Planz of using enough needles to call him hepatitis B. He accused his adversary's bestmate of being a red head. he tried ti say that his adversary lives in a rapist town. He continued to imply that his rival was heavily involved with drug use. Planz went into rhyme and said that Lariken and countered him for finishing his rhymes for him . He had a quick slip up th messed him up. Lariken won this round of the tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o61Wvn1rcEo