Showing posts with label punchline rappers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label punchline rappers. Show all posts

Thursday, September 16, 2010

KOTD - Justice vs Jaze Juce

Justice started the rap clash bringing up Jaze Juce battle with Okwerdz and implied that Illmaculate and Thesaurus opened up the door for him Frankie wapps. He said that his opponent use to be the president of Grind Time New York and asked him how many people did he actually thought actually stayed an watched the blog. He bragged about his culture of violence and called his adversary a gweedo right beore he messed up on his rhymes. Jaze Juce then went into spit and said he would get Justice by taking it back to the Jump Off tournament aka world rap championships aka wrc. He accused his adversary of having scandalous wins and the partner he had of being drunk. He then tried to accuse the guy of almost of almost French kissing his opposition and accused him of bitching in the post battle interviews at wrc. He called the event a a breeding ground for in justice. In my opinion Jaze Juce won this round of the rap clash.

In the second round of the rhyme cycle Justice went in to call Jaze Juce a Yonkers honky and said that he would rip his limns apart. He said that he would stab his opposition to death with his own body parts and seemed to be trying to imply that his grandfather was racist. He said that his rival wasn't a goon and threatened to butt his uncle. His last metaphor was mad slick. Jaze Juce then went into spitcalled Justice Justeen so what if he gets his techno disco on and compared his adversary to Hollow Da Don after swallowing a bomb. He thoroughly imitated his opposition and tried to imply that the guy was a reincarnation of a smack from the Bronx. Jaze Juce won this round of nthe rap cypher in my opinion. His performance was thorough and consistent with no slip ups. Jaze Juce won this round without a doubt.

Justice then went into this rhyme battle claiming that he would run upon Jaze Juce with the chrome while he's talking on the phone. He threatened that he would slam his adversary in the table like it was ECW and tried to say that he was a snitch. The MC was doing straight but seemed to have started messing up towards the end of his verse. Jaze Juce then went into ask if Justice if he was a poster boy for thug life and accused him of living in a homeless shelter getting slept on, I thought the punchline was sick then thoroughly imitated him again in this round. Jaze Juce won this round of the rap cypher.

In the fourth round of the rap cypher Jaze Juce went in and accused Justice and Loe Pesci of forming a team to pee in the toilet and cross the stream. He also accused him of having slumber parties and accused him of having a drug addict. he tried to imply that his challenger was a fagot. Justice then went into this rapping battle against Justice and called him a see through bird. He accused his rival of wanting to be as sick as him and said after the battle they'd see if he had the heat on him. Jaze Juce won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkhDRsllQf8




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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents L Boog vs Cash Eatin Hosted By Binxta B

L Boog explosively started the off the cypher first and said that he can't be stopped. He claimed that when he hits the industry he'd be gong straight to the top and called his own raps dope. He said that he would leave Cash Eatin like a Yoga class and compared him self to Stringer from The Wire and said that his adversary wasn't pitching and was broke. Cash Eatin then went into the rhyme battle to compared his flow to two barbells and claimed to be the new R Kelly. He accused L Boog of coming to the cypher in a ashy T-shirt and told his adversary to smack his opposition with Budlight. He claimed that his adversary isn't on his level and couldn't be on his level. He claimed to be on his grind and made fun of the liquor his adversary drank. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

L Boog told Cash Eatin in the second round of the rap cypher to slow down because he was going to fast and compared himself to beer. He compared himself to a poetry class and said he was about to go at his adversary's ass. He claimed that him and his home boys be showing off fly stuff and said that his adversary was just a worker while claimed to be a rap game manager. Cash Eatin then went into rhyme next and described how he'd shoot L Boog. He claimed to have checked his oppositions background and tried to imply that his raps were s lie. He claimed that everywhere he goes he blows all the way to Tennessee. Cash Eatin won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the rhyme battle L Boog went into spit and said he could tell when he looks at Cash Eatin that he is a square. He said that he didn't care what his opposition was talking about and said that he would be facing an L. He seemed to be freestyle rapping and was pretty thorough with it. Cash Eatin then went into spit and said he had love for all of Michigan. He said that L Boog had three weeks to write his rhymes and claimed that he himself was freestyle rhyming. He brought up the fact that he was a blood and seemed to be saying he knows cats who put in work all day like a 9 to 5. Cash Eatin won this round of the rap clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxKRyaNGNdc



Tuesday, September 7, 2010

4th Letter Ellz vs. J. Dubb

4th Letter Ellz started the rap cypher first calling J. Dubb a midget who was the same size as a sausage Mc Griddle and claimed to have felt bad for him. He called himself a lyrical assassin. He claimed that his opponent was the same size as mother. He claimed that he would get it on his oppositions girl and claimed that his adversary wouldn't do nothing to him. J. Dubb then went into rhyme and called 4th Letter Ellz a bitch. He accused his adversary of having stink ass breath and said that he ain't never sold drugs or held a gun. 4th Letter Ellz won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher 4th Letter Ellz went in and said that he wonders. He claimed that he mind boggles his competitors and compared this cypher to a sparring match then said J. Dubb isn't putting up a good fight. He claimed that after the battle his opponents girl would probably be mad at him and had an aggressive ending in his verse. J. Dubb then went into spit claiming this was nothing like when he battled Dubb Santora and tried to imply that his adversary is unknown. He compared his rival to an thawed chicken. He made homo jokes on his opponent as well. In my opinion 4th Letter Ellz won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of the rap cypher 4th Letter Ellz claimed that must not know he is a beast and claimed that his zodiac sign is a bull. He tried to imply that J. Dubb was a snitch and brought up the hip hop movie Juice. His claimed that when it's beef his opponent would bring his whole family. J. Dubb then went into rap and said he would put the smack down on 4th Letter Ellz if he ain't got the ratchet on him. He tried to can his opposition a scary ass nigga with a heroin addiction. This round of the rap clash was probably a tie but i didn't see the rest of it.

http://myrapbattleblogentry.blogspot.com/2010/08/dubb-santora-vs-j-dubb.html



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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Got Beef? Presents: Lariken Vs Planz

Planz started this rhyme battle claiming that he wasn't really into following trends and claimed that the scene thinks Lariken is a fagot. He said that his adversary dumb and broke. He also had fat jokes his oppositions girl Lariken started his verse in the cypher telling Planz to keep his misses name out of his rhymes and accused his adversary of spitting his lightest raps hoping for decency. He seemed to be suggesting that the guy was a chauvinist pig and accused his opposition of being poor. He was lyrical towards the end of his rap bar. This round of the lyricist battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Planz went in and said that he called this battle the Price Is Right. He said that Lariken thinks he's hardcore but is the first to run to the cops and called him dumb. He called his adversary's face is a disgrace. He cursed at his opposition and accused him of not having a crew Lariken told Planz that he needs to plan an ambulance when battling him. He said that he would slice his head and called him a bitch. He finished off with some lyrical bars. Lariken won this round in my opinion.

Planz then went into this round of the rhyme battle and spit about adding Myspace people. He claimed that Lariken had a whole different meaning for pushing your stool in. He said hat his adversary is in bread. He accused his Planz father of watching his penis grow. Lariken then went into rhyme and called him a meth head. He called his opposition raps weaker than his and claimed that his adversary's mother has a huge cunt has. He claimed that he could smell male genitals in his adversary's breath. In my opinion this round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Lariken started it off and wasn't modest to call himself the best to rhyme with speech. He said screw plan B and accused Planz of using enough needles to call him hepatitis B. He accused his adversary's bestmate of being a red head. he tried ti say that his adversary lives in a rapist town. He continued to imply that his rival was heavily involved with drug use. Planz went into rhyme and said that Lariken and countered him for finishing his rhymes for him . He had a quick slip up th messed him up. Lariken won this round of the tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o61Wvn1rcEo



Saturday, September 4, 2010

Texas Battle League: Macheti Mike vs. Chaseboy

Chaseboy started the cypher first saying that Macheti Mike would start a cult just to drink Kool Aid and claimed that the battle was way too easy. He said that his opponent invited his mother over to cook him something and told him he would never win at any sport. Macheti Mike said that Chaseboy was about to find out that his rhymes were Illmaculate. He said that he had something to give to his challenger that he got from gutter boy. He said that his opposition gets his ass handed to him. Chaseboy won this round of the cypher but he had the most quotable punchline of this round.

In the second round of this rap cypher Chaseboy calling Macheti Mike out of his name and told his opponent that he had no idea what he was talking about. He said that he could burp in his oppositions face and he'd trt to get a taste of it and accused him of getting stabbed by his sister and said he couldn't beat him in anyway. He said thathis opposition had a picture of his mother on his shirt. Macheti Mike then went into rhyme claiming that Chaseboy was shook of him and called him the white version of ashy Larry. He told him to go home and put on lotion and claaimed he was taking a stab at him he was a very tad bit poor in the smoothness of some of the things he said so I would assume that he freestyle spit most of this verse but he did a good job. Chaseboy won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the match up Chaseboy started rhyming with an explosive blast off screaming for someone to get Macheti Mike a crack sandwich. He tried to call his opposition a crack head and compared him to Larry Bird. He called his adversary is a pussy. Macheti Mike said for someone to tell Chaseboy to stop and doing pop music and start rapping. He accused his adversary practicing besteality and he claimed to have done acid in this rap cypher. Macheti Mike won this round of the rhyme clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ai8NBI8YM



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