Texas Battle League: Macheti Mike vs. Chaseboy

Chaseboy started the cypher first saying that Macheti Mike would start a cult just to drink Kool Aid and claimed that the battle was way too easy. He said that his opponent invited his mother over to cook him something and told him he would never win at any sport. Macheti Mike said that Chaseboy was about to find out that his rhymes were Illmaculate. He said that he had something to give to his challenger that he got from gutter boy. He said that his opposition gets his ass handed to him. Chaseboy won this round of the cypher but he had the most quotable punchline of this round.

In the second round of this rap cypher Chaseboy calling Macheti Mike out of his name and told his opponent that he had no idea what he was talking about. He said that he could burp in his oppositions face and he'd trt to get a taste of it and accused him of getting stabbed by his sister and said he couldn't beat him in anyway. He said thathis opposition had a picture of his mother on his shirt. Macheti Mike then went into rhyme claiming that Chaseboy was shook of him and called him the white version of ashy Larry. He told him to go home and put on lotion and claaimed he was taking a stab at him he was a very tad bit poor in the smoothness of some of the things he said so I would assume that he freestyle spit most of this verse but he did a good job. Chaseboy won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the match up Chaseboy started rhyming with an explosive blast off screaming for someone to get Macheti Mike a crack sandwich. He tried to call his opposition a crack head and compared him to Larry Bird. He called his adversary is a pussy. Macheti Mike said for someone to tell Chaseboy to stop and doing pop music and start rapping. He accused his adversary practicing besteality and he claimed to have done acid in this rap cypher. Macheti Mike won this round of the rhyme clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ai8NBI8YM

Texas Battle League: Dubb Sicks vs. Chaseboy

Chaseboy started this rap clash first and claiming that if Dubb Sicks were to lose the match it would be no big deal. He claimed that his rival was a racist and accused him following Franchise around in the past. He said hat he use to be his promoter that use to beat him in one on one matches. Dubb Sicks then went in and called Chaseboy a frat boy going through his rap stage. He claimed to push blow and pack heaters. He called his adversary an older version of Justin Bieber with jungle fever and his challenger was a cheap guy who couldn't afford real liquor or Jewelry. Dubb Sicks won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap tournament Chaseboy seemed to be ruling out Dubb Sicks as being a homo and claimed that his father use to chase him around the house. He claimed that he was gonna put his opposition on blast and said that there was no reason why he should be messing with nice chicks since he can't. He compared himself to Jurassic 5 and asked him about self defense classes. He claimed that his rival went around with Cadalack Ron randomly battling people and was getting his ass kicked. Dubb Sicks then went in to rhyme and said he hold down. He claimed that Chaseboy called his black friends ninja and accused him of being a pedophile so much to the point that he purchased an ice cream truck. He accused his challenger of working manual labor an writing music about living a drug dealer lifestyle. He compared his oppositions music to the houses on hoarders. Dubb Sicks won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Chaseboy called Dubb Sicks a racist and claimed that his adversary belongs with Japanese Jesus. He said that his adversary would look cleaner with afro puff. Dubb Sicks went into this round of the rhyme battle and accusing Chaseboy of doing interracial gang bangs to become pregnant with. He said that his challenger was scarred from that and said that his opponent's particularly likes unicorns. He accused he was screwing with his adversary's girl and of messing with some girls sloppy seconds. Dubb Sicks won this round of the cypher in my opinion.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8DFe0ZE8f8

Texas Battle League: Gutta Vs Chaseboy

Gutta started rap battling first threatening his rhyme opponent. He
also bragged about what he does for a living pushing cocaine with a full time job and extorts. Gutta said that Chaseboy because god don't like ugly. His rap opponent Chaseboy tried to call him a rapist aka child molester as his angle. and was talking junk about Gutta's mother. In my opinion Chaseboy may just have won this rap battle by a little bit.

In the second round of this Hip hop battle Gutta spit first rapping them tough battle raps talking about dragging Chaseboy. Gutta went a little sicker during this round of the rhyme battle with his punchlines and rhyme style but at the same time one of his metaphors sounded like he was biting off Cassidy's punchline.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Gutta spit battle raps about how gay Chaseboy is. Gutta's rap performance and verse was shaky during this round. Chaseboy focused this round of the rap battle on spitting about how much of a nerd Gutta was in high school. Chaseboy Chaseboy won this round of the cypher.

In the fourth round Gutta started rap battling about Chaseboy having bad dreams having bad dreams and growing up with in a sadly unfortunate family. Gutta tried to rap about Chaseboy has self esteem issues. Chaseboy tried to act like Gutta's mother called him. Chaseboy would have won but he had one punchline that was dead. Gutta won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2L9BI3G0Lw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGWuZTgQ6XU