Texas Battle League: Statz vs Theorum

Statz went into the cypher first and said that he was there to bring the pain like Tupac. He compared his guns to the video game Contra and he claimed that Theorum kind of sucks. He accused his adversary of being a bitch that wouldn't ride the bus. He claimed to eat punches and said that he knocks them out while T.B.L. lines them up. He called his adversary light work and told him to blame it on the alcohol if he thought he was crazy.He had a hyper delivery as well. Theorum then went into rhyme against Statz and and seemed to be freestyle rhyming. He seemed to be incorporating Algebra and Astrology into his raps. He had a lot of black jokes for someone who is the same complexion as his challenger. Statz won this round of the Hip Hop tournament in my opinion

In the second round of the rhyme battle Statz went in claiming that his words were superb and said he was knocking Theorum out and referred to him as being Oscar The Grouch. He said tried to imply that his adversary's girl is unfaithful to him and claimed that he wears a skirt. He implied that he didn't take his opponent seriously by comparing him to sitcom characters. Theorum then went into rhyme against Statz and said he'd smack him out of Austin. He proceeded to rap and seemed to be freestyle rhyming. He compared his challenger to ugly looking breasts and accused him of putting his penis in Cool Whip. Statz won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Statz said that he is not Theorum and said that he is what you see. He called his rival is a bitch but is missing the lip ring. He called his opponent a poop stain and claimed that his opposition was shorter in real life. Theorum then went into rhyme against Statz and said that it was a small world after all then said not to catch him after dark. He called his challenger a snitch and accused him of liking Tech 9. He was freestyle rapping and was saying just anything. Statz won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osXYn9M_pK4