KOTD - Chuggo vs OZ

Chuggo started the first round battle talking about all the rap cyphers that OZ was in and tried to call them corny and said during one of them it was such a joke you could see him in the background going for a smoke. He called his opponent a bearded lady that loses to kids in tournaments. He put OZ's hometown on blast because apparently he claims to be from Toronto. Chuggo said that his rival is far from from BuckShot and his label is far from Duck down then called him a punk clown. He called his adversary a bearded lady again and said his mothers pussy looks like folded Bologna. Chuggo made it clear that the cypher wasn't going to be an O.T. because he knows how to chop up his opposition. OZ went up to rap next and told the crowd to ignore the fact that Chuggo he's not from Toronto. He awkwardly called his challenger a bitch and implied that he was born in York finch and he said that they are both from the same place but he moved because he smokes too much and plays gta 4. He accused his adversary of moving to Montreal to do porn and said he can't believe that he's still rapping because he use to be a corny spitter with an attitude. OZ accused his opponent of growing up to be a bad rapper who never had a clue and said that if he was his father he would've broke his hand smacking his opposition. He said that his challenger doesn't have a gun or a crew. He messed up after that and I wasn't sure if he was freestyle spitting or kicking a written. He tried to imply that OZ is a rat. but he was saying anything so Chuggo won this round of the rap battle.

In the second round of this cypher Chuggo said that he likes to get drunk because he can't enjoy OZ's mother while he's sober and compared her ass hole to a coiled cobra. He even called his oppositions sister a slut while equating her to Toyota and told the crowd to watch how his face looks while making him regret that he ever signed up for Facebook. He said that his adversary's sisters name was Allison. It sounded like he was trying to imply that his rivals mother let people fist her and called him Peter and tried to say that she was in a porn movie. Chuggo told everyone his opponents last name and tried to imply that it sounded like the name of a medication company. He gave an example of what the commercial for the medication. OZ went in to spit his verse next and said his opposition called out Hollohan in a battle. He claimed somebody named Vinny would kick his challenger skinny ass then he changed up and called him fat. He claimed to never know his rival ever existed and he said he called out the leaders and the judges of the Grand Prix and said that he must've been smoking some bad weed. He called his Chuggo life a bad dream and called him a perfect mixture between in bread and incest. OZ also tried to say that his opponent practices bestiality and tried to call him a crazy drug addict. He said that his challenger sucks at life like Shack at free throws and said that he's a lumber jack that chops trees. He asked his opposition if he seen the size of his sack. He ended by saying that he had mass appeal then he fell off and started saying anything. In my opinion Chuggo won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of the cypher Chuggo claimed to have been locked up with OZ and that's supposedly how they met. He implied that his adversary got raped in jail and started to enjoy it after awhile. He said that his opposition use to coward in his cell and eat his own tooth paste then he said when the guards come around they used his ass as a suit case. He thought that his opposition was a snitch and said he probably has crime stoppers on speed dial. Chuggo accused his opponent of having a swollen raped buttocks and compared his name to that HBO series. OZ started off by saying he thinks that someone want to put him on pay per view I think there was too many people in the background talking. and he said when he wins the battle Loe Pesci can pay him. He said that his opponents a chubby dude and asked him why is it hard to pay for food. He said that his challenger quit even looking for a job and compared him to a corn on the cob and called him a cracker. He then started to say anything he was most likely improvising then he said he would sleep with all the woman in his oppositions family. OZ ran out of things to say to and made it clear that he was choking. Chuggo won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oij7jwbp54A&videos=0DmXR1XmFYY

KOTD - Edwords vs Cody the Catch

Edwords started the first round of this battle and said he remembers Cody the Catch sitting in lord Nelsons door way bitching and called him horse face. He got said syllabic and called his opponents rhymes as forced as rape victims in New York State Prison. From the beggining you could tell that this was gonna be a lyrical match up. He claimed to be on a personal mission to have him nervously twitching and to prove that he can't flow in every worthless verse that he has written. Edwords said that he looked at the top thirty in the top KOTD division and said that his Cody the Catch doesn't even deserve a top ten mention in Alberta's division. He mentioned Hollohan, Daley, Sketch Menace, Bruce B, Ubiquitous, Lexington, McKnight, Whatevski, and Chedda Cheese trying to imply that these guys are legends King Of The Dot. He said thinking he's top ten is his adversary's requiem for a dream and said that he looks like a heroin addict that's barely existent. Edwords said that it looks like someone got his opponent in salaverry position and beat you till you until your vocabulary was missing. He tried to call this a lose, lose situation and said you couldn't chose Cody the Catch coming correct when he chose and said that he won't even get any respect when he's through so at the they'll have Cody in a katch 22. He told his opponent that he is in trouble because he steals punchlines. Edwords said that they call his album death to bubble gum because he bites off more than he can chew and told him that this is just his quarterly review. He said depending on how horribly he does he guesses he can pay the transit cops to have him forcefully removed. Cody the Catch jumped in to battle but first he had quiet down the rowdy crowd. He started off telling a story about when Edwords was born and said that they cut his umbilical chord and he fell on the floor. He said that his mom looked at his dad like when get out the door lets trade it for a stereo and sell it for more. He told him that his whole family is smelly and poor. Cody the Catch said that his challenger is in his 20's but has the penis size of an 11 year old and implied that Cody the Catch genital warts and the head of a dwarf. He claims that he was here to settle the score and said was into dope beats made from 70's soul while Edwords rather spend sleepless nights snorting meth in a bowl. He told him to get some control and said that his adversary's penis doesn't work because he has done a lot of coke. He tried to imply that he was battling a rape victim and said boys rent a hooker he's like wait my mom forgot her smokes. He said that little Mathew and his family are poor as dirt. He asked if he could get a challenger that's more deserved than a Tim Horton's clerk. He said that every cypher they are always waiting for his verse. He claimed that Ed is always short of words. He said hater please and said he'd make it breef. He that his opposition probably has maple leaf stickers on his anal beads and threatened to break his opponent knees. He said that he would take his ski's to lake Loise and said that half of his footage is horrible. He said that he can't believe that his challenger actually acts hard. He said that he cant actually believe that he practices sad barsHe told his rival to go back home and smoke crack in his dads barn. In my opinion Cody the Catch kind of hit his adversary a little harder so I would say that he won the cypher.

Edwords started the second round of this cypher telling his opponent that his breath smells great that was unexpected I guess he was trying to imply uses mouth wash more than he uses soap, I wonder why he would do that, do you get it? He claimed that his rival didn't have a real tattoo on the side of his throat it's really an esophagus growth from the seeds of men when he swallows there loads. He told Cody the Catch you don't need baggy jeans just to do that hes said. He said that he's not a hustler but he addresses the issues like a magazine subscription. Edwords got super syllabic and tried to imply that his opponent wouldn't show a gun. He said that he's gonna show his adversary out for being a faker and and compared himself to Koby and The Lakers. He claimed that he was gonna show his adversary something that would make him worry and said that when Cody the Catch was young he got touched explicitly by members of his church. He said no one thinks that this man in the face is really fast for the works and if he throws up his hands in amazement he's acting disturbed. Edwords said when his opponent doest get a standing ovation he'll get the clap that he deserves. Cody the Catch went in immediately after saying that he's really glad that a topics been covered and he said that he was gonna dis his opponent and not his mother, just interact and talk with others. He called him lame basically and asked him what is with his hat he's not a hunter but his challengers sisters snatch has got some numbers. He claimed to have sodomized Edwords sister with a whiffle bat and watched her suffer and accused him of listening to Nickel back while wondering if he should leave rap and become a plumber. Cody the Catch said that his opposition looks like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder. He called himself hot as summer and fresh sort of like the air. He referred to his opponents being too short to even go on rides at fairs and tried to accuse him of being a snitch. He said that Edwords challengers girl looks like a pear and she lets motor bikers run trains on her. He said that he was gonna take the money he wins from this rap battle and go do blow and use it with Hollohan. He said he's not a little brother but he'll put a big piece of feces on your microphone. He said people who see this cypher are gonna ask his opposition if he is alright and then spit about leaving his leaving the guys grandma in an awkward position and then take a picture of her to masturbate to. He said that his challenger was the definition of a hater. He said that his girl is pregnant and in nine months she'll have a native kid. In my opinion Cody the Catch won this round of the rap battle by a tad bit more.

In the third round of this match up Edwords went right in and started off by saying that he make racial rhyme because he's arrogant. He said that Cody the Catch drops the most trash and he's Native American and called him a scavenger that dribbles pictures on the wall just to mark his monthly calendar, you get it it Aztecs. He said that this battle is a massacre and said he dis his oppositions ancestor in a syllabic form. He described of his opponent being born as the result of three way. Edwords referred to his adversary being one of the cities worst MC's and said that he needs to quit freestyling. He compared his rival to a DUI driver and called him a charity case with no athletic ability. He said that he could tell by his character traits and medical history that he's aware of his face and it's generic deficiency. He said he would walk into city hall and threaten officials to change the laws so he could kill his opposition legally. Edwords said he would show his opponent a bomb if he complains about the judges. Cody the Catch started his verse in this rap tournament when the crowd quiet and said that him and Sketch Menace had a conversation about his adversary being short, ugly, and weird and said that was a valid observation. He said that Eds an alright but he's a fagot on occasions. He said that his rival is only here to get a name rapping. He said that he's from a town in Ontario and into Kayaking and rain dancing. Cody the Catch tried to imply that he was battling a rapist and couldn't believe he was in the same bracket as him. He said to Edwords use to take ballet classes and that he is not Jack Shitt and said that he heard that from St Catherine. He called him a rat with whiskers aka Master Splinters sister and that he probably has Cody the Catch and Snack The Ripper action figures. He said that girls would rather be fingered than ed word scissor hands than Edwords him self. He said that nasty strippers would that flash there behinds wouldn't be interested in his opponent. He spit that he knew everything that his adversary was gonna say before he seen him and he knew that the crowd would over react. He was on a roll and said mom joke time than he got stopped because his time was up. Cody the Catch won this round of the round of the cypher by a tad bit more only because he was more disrespectful both of them are evenly matched as far as skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKqxQEhlq5E&videos=hUNdWcsypVo

KOTD - Manik Vs Haterec

Haterec started the rap battle and said that he heard that the guy has somebody judging named Hell and back and called him weak for it. He called his opponent a dick head and he said he hopes that Manik catches aids. He told everyone to wave good bye to his adversary and referred to him as being Pedro and made fun of his eyes. He had a loud hard delivery you could feel the hunger in his voice. He said something that had to do with doing lines of coke. It sounded he said that he'll get brolic his oppositions click calls him a nerd and that's what I think I heard him say and he claimed that he freestyle raps. Haterec was getting on everything about Manik, he even tried to imply that he couldn't fight. He started getting a bit syllabic with his rhymes and compared putting his feet on him to wearing a pair of Puma's while calling him a pussy. He claimed to have heard that his opposition has been a punk since middle school. The last thing he said was that Haterec said was that your in over your head like public swimming pools. When it Manik's turn to rap he started out hyping his hometown crowd up and asking them if they ready. He welcomed Haterec to his town called him a fake ass Quest Mcody, he got real syllabic when he said it. He gave a suggestion to go blaze the trail back from where he came from and said that one punch from him would make his brain go numb.He told him to slit his wrists and said to take his first bath of the year. He asked the guy what broke pimp did he get his name from. Manik said that his challenger is bitch that turns more tricks than Tokyo Drift and said that hes so ugly his whole face has a bad case of cauliflower ear. He told Haterec that his birthday is in a negative year and told him to go back to Portland and make him Nike's. He had an disturbing rap voice that I could imagine someone saying is Okwerd, and told him not to take him lightl.y. It seemed like he said that his challengers mother was a Heroin junkie and accused him of having air born herpes. Manik won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

In the second round of this hip hop battle Haterec started his verse making jokes about Native Americans telling his opposition deal cards at his reserve casino. He said that his rival is an old scrub thats pushing thirty and said he'll either get folded or roll with him that was hot but I don't think that the crowd got it because he had little to know reaction from them. He said that Manik lost to Chronic and he was dealing with Bunk weed. Haterec got super lyrical after he said that and accused his adversary of not being able to read or write. He said that he was about to smite his rival and round house his mother. Then he started spitting real fast when he slowed doown he said that he was a revolutionary with African pride and compared his black heritage to his oppositions Indian culture and said that he is able to get revenge on the white man by dating a white girl then asked him what he has done for his people. Manik started his verse implying that his hottest line was racist and said that Haterec is so black he smells like craigslist scams and lion poop. He said that his adversary's mother taught him to be a bitch and he got his dumbness from his fathers side. He said all he cares about is Haterec homicide and said he is here to take his pride like put all those lions in a zoo. He said that he has hit-men on call that'll make a buffet out of this big pussy. Manik said that he's not a muslim but he never stays away from where them pigs be and said that the K.K.K. clan lives there to. He said that he heard his opponent makes beats then he asked him how he is a producer with nothing to show for it. He told him If he cross his soil. The last thing he said was screw the United States boarders. In my opinion that rapper know as Manik won this round of the battle all the way.

In the third round of this cypher Haterec went in an started spitting after he gave somebody his drink to hold and said that his adversary probably wants to call him nigger and he probably wants to shed a tear when he litters. He said that his adversary his retarded girl friend. He called Manik's raps suffer-able. He accused his rival of being a scary lame who has the B.G.'s and rhyming all intense then said some Tee-pee jokes. Haterec started getting syllabic as usual then told his opposition that he was way flyer in Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon. He claimed that his opponents ancestors share a mantle. He asked how many crimes can this ferry handle? He said that he was surprise that his adversary that he is not wearing sandals and told him to get a job. He called his rival a dork then started to get real syllabic but the person holding the timer called his number. Manik got the crowds attention by saying hay and claiming to run Vancouver. He said that he is electrical and it's a fact. He said Haterec favorite line from camp callus is tighten up in the back. He said if you say you wanna trap then he would send him back to the roach motel for saying he wants to trap and said him and his style is dope. He compared himself to Motorola cell phones said it ain't hard to tell. It sounded like he said he isn't getting punked with the rap because he can't see it like Conceited dunking on Shaq, that was funny. Manik tried to imply that his opponent has a fetish and said he ships and moves stuff like a trucker and said Haterec looks like Precious's daddy that use to have sex with her. He said that he seen his challenger pan handling on Portland streets. He said that he would scalp his adversary but he doesn't know what to do with a black Brillo pad. He tried to say thiat his rival wants to be white more that Lush one wants to be black. Manik won this round of the rap cypher by a tad bit more I would say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2MSFf6Z6nI&videos=V57jTAD20_8

KOTD - Scott Free vs Decipher

Scott Free started the rhyme battle talking about how easy it was to tell from the video blog Decipher made and called him an imbecile elf. He said that his Canadian accent was ridiculed and said he doesn't care if his rival gets laid more than he does because his girl was pregnant with his son before he squirted his first nut. He confronted his adversary for accusing him of needing to step his life game up by saying that he own the house he lives in and has a million dollar family with a woman that's a sex machine. Scott Free basically said that his life has everything Decipher hopes to have one day. Scott Free all of a sudden got real syllabic and said that his bars don't hit the Target unless Wal-Mart is closed. He told him not to talk about gun and called him a scruffy. He asked him if he should punch him square in the mouth and leave him with a busted speaker and said he'd keep his head winging to feed back to his receivers. He tried to say that Decipher doesn't know rap because he thinks Biggy Smalls is where his mother buys his T Shirt and brought up the fact that his opponent choked in one of his one one one battles and challenged him again because he can't take the loss like a man. He said that rival ducked him twice. He said that if he swings on his opposition he would leave his eye blacker and bluer than B.B. King. Decipher started spitting next. He claimed to have coming back from retirement and Scott Free mentioned his name that's the only reason that he knew him for. He said that his challenger raps like he has broken vocal chords. He also told his opposition that his car and said that someone should have told him saying his name wasn't smart and claimed to have never faced a murder charge but said in a sense his adversary was right. Decipher compared his rival to doing 25 years to life. He accused his opponent of neglecting his child. He said Scott Free shouldn't rhyme because he's going through crack withdraw and said that if he keeps on acting cocky he'd use his babies fractured skull as a basketball. He called him a sucker and said that he's always talking junk. He said that he wants to throw him off a Milwaukee cliff and tried to say that his adversary's sodomize each other hockey sticks. He said his future is looking up like astrologist's but when he see's is pussy like gynecologist. Decipher called his adversary fake as can be and said that his face to him means nothing. In my opinion this first round of the cypher was a tie.

Scott Free started flowing immediately next and said you'd be surprised to find that his opponent made a kid with his screw partner and told him his name then told him he had small penis. He said that the kid would have to be an Illmaculate sized kid because his Decipher is extremely short. He said back to the script in a battle of wits his chance of winning is as big as the shadow he casts. Scott Free claimed to have seen Heavy D D bloc are better at rapping than his opposition. He said his flow is a D plus and invite him to suck nuts. He called Decipher emcee arthritis because all of his joints are hurting. He said that his opponents girl friend gave him herpes on purpose and he stayed with her because he likes rolling with a Bumpy Johnson like Frank Lucas. Scott Free metaphors seemed to be an inch deeper this round, he said he seen his adversary taking a picture with DJ Premiere and said the next person he'd be taking a picture with is Guru. He said that the first nine months of her pregnancy she prayed he was indigestion and said that his opposition plays it low key like Jim Carey's mask. He said that when he's finished with him he could fill the other half of Gary Coleman's casket. Decipher went up next to rap and told the crowd to quiet down. He said that he doesn't need size to win and started to flow syllabic. He said that he would beat Scott Free with a meter stick and said that he would back smack his adversary to a fast departure. He said that he would have him crashing harder that Travis Barker and compared him to Scott Storch, Scott Steiner. He said the only way his rival is getting laid tonight is if he catches a rape charge. Decipher claims to never trust liars so when his opposition said he was a Ruff Rider he pictured him as a drunk driver with gin and a Bud Weiser. He said that his that his opponent his not street and cops show him gratitude. He asked why he had been challenged by Tim Allen and said that that he makes his rival look like a toy story and his buzz is light years ahead. He said after he's done battling you'll see he lost dramatically like 50 cents weight. In my opinion Scott Free won this round of the rap battle because he had two metaphors that were extremly deep.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Scott Free calling Decipher a nice guy and brought up the fact that his opponent made fun of his girl and kids. He called equated his opposition to a second hand toy store been played out. He said he wanted to hook his rival in the worst way but he said he'll just chill out and drop a a verse instead. He told him that he's not a gangster he'll find him while he's chopping work then grab him by his ankles then shake him for all it's worth and said that Decipher was biologically engineered to kick him self in the face. He asked his opponent what he thought he was gonna do when he literally had sex with women bigger than him and said Bartone would kick the crap out of him. He said he went to a wrestling match and said it took three people his oppositions size fighting to take down one person and they still lost. He asked how his oppositions squad balls hard but he can't dunk on a little kid net. He ended his rap verses by saying something a Jamaican accent. Decipher started his verses spittiing with a syllabic style after he made the comment body bag. He said that he wouldn't respect Scott Free if he was signed and had a diamond plaque. He said that when his challenger tries to rap he knows that the boy is lying. He said that he had rather eat his competition like said a dining dash and said that having heart isn't something you learn so when it was his oppositions you seen a gay delivery like when Mr. Burns servant assists him. Decipher said that you would think that he was locked in a cage the way he'd break Scott Free. He got real syllabic in this verse but the main things he tried to imply was that that he was battling a chronic masturbator who's girl is ugly. He said that his adversary's flow is dry. He called his opponents debut the most artificial debut in the game of rap. In this round Decipher won it in my opinion because his punchlines were harder hitting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io5I1GcgusE&playnext_from=TL&videos=99c_8sFFtBk

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 4: HI $ RANSUM vs ILL BOI KAINE

HI $ RANSUM went first in this cypher and said in this game he had to utilize. He said the difference between him and his opponent is truth and lies and said deep in his music is where the truth should lie. He said that he's hot enough to turn December into July. He said that he's not candy coded he's so for real and threaten to kill him and his soldiers acting tough. He said that it's not a game and a rich man once told him that his flow is priceless. I must admit his delivery was enthusiastic. HI $ RANSUM said a sick man asked him if his flow was alright because it sounds like it was diagnosed with a virus. He said they get excited when he steps into the building. He told them not to put his name in the top bracket with top fagots and said that he's not average. I like the way he made syllables match and his punchlines weren't bad. He compared himself and his rival to a bunk bed. He finished off by boasting about his crew. ILL BOI KAINE gave HI $ RANSUM right after his rap verse was over. He started spitting his rhymes next and wasted no time talking about cocaine and he said people stay biting his style because his swag is Kosher. He said that his mac will leave his challenger bloody like your dissing the Crips. He said that his home boys ball and they pushing bricks and said that the game is messed up but he plans to get it fixed. ILL BOI KAINE claimed to have a Chevy and told HI $ RANSUM to check his partner and tell him to act proper. He said that he has experience while his opposition draws conclusions. He called himself a one minute man because his guns bust quickly. His lyrical ability was also syllabic in my opinion. These two rappers were highly similar. He said shot out to 50 cent because he's about to whoop his opponents head and at the end called him a little dick in a Magnum ain't nothing popping.

HI $ RANSUM claimed that when the world ends he'd be the only survivor. He said that he be stunting so hard he should roll with Macgyver and he said he's got work. He claimed that Jay-z Hova inspired him and said he's waiting to take over once he expires. He claims that he spits that hotness but his rival ain't close to it. He was a thorough lyricist with some hot metaphors and hot rhyme style. He equated the liquor that ILL BOI KAINE drinks to the glasses that his crew pours them in and says that he thinks that he is homeless, he says that he sees him in the streets and ignores him. HI $ RANSUM claims that his opponent is a little nigga that he treats like his curfew and said it was a bad match for him but personally I would have to disagree it's an even battle. He said that he would have his home boys take his oppositions arms off than mail his hands back and compared himself to Vega from Street Fighter. He sent his next contender a message. The last comment he made was that his rival would be leaving with an L. ILL BOI KAINE started out giving a shout out to the west side of his city. He said that HI $ RANSUM can't even throw a brick and his home boys carry a scale. He said that his crew eats cats up and clean there there teeth of them after every meal and said he would dead him for trying to take his money. He said if his challengers broad is bad that he's got to cuff her. He said he got a squad who be carrying things. He said to call them the stroller boys because they are peddling cane. ILL BOI KAINE says he see's through all bitches and has X-ray vision. He said would throw his adversary in the body bag. He compared himself to a basketball player because he shoots for the dunk. This round of the cypher is a tie.

In the third round of this hip hop match up HI $ RANSUM started out mentioning that his opponent is charged up and said that his opponent couldn't get rid of his Kaine so he started calling him Able. He said that he'd grab his shoulder then twist his arm in an angle grab guardian angel and have body guard guarding his angel,that was deep. He calls ILL BOI KAINE's girl a freak who takes it all in her analand drops her pants and her knees just fall to her ankles. HI $ RANSUM tried to imply that his opponent is a snitch. He said that he puts chrome where you'll never see stashed somewhere and he bragged about his drop top. He compared his crew to Gladiators then he said ask Russel Crow and that he'll turn his adversary's family van into an ambulance. He compared his 48 to the TV show 48 hours. he also proceeded to brag about what he's got and tried to rub it in ILL BOI KAINE face. He bragged about being raised around wild animals and said that he recognizes his opposition is from the struggle but don't cross that thin line between a zoo and a jungle. He claimed to have been born with a creative mind and said he could create a mind. The last statement that HI $ RANSUM was that It's not a game. ILL BOI KAINE went in next and started to spit fire. The first thing he said was bare witness to the to the him and said that you must come get him and his crew and warned that the pump comes with them. He said that he ain't worried about nothing because he a monster. He said that where he is from his challenger is a whats his name and said that he just lets it spray he doesn't duck and aim. He claims that if he doesn't get what he wants he throws a temper tantrum and said he would kidnap his girl and kill her before he gets the ransom. He said that cats call HI $ RANSUM pussy and he wouldn't put it past him. ILL BOI KAINE said he would tie his opponent to the back of a car while his girlfriend is in the back seat giving head and equated his girl to facebook. He said like a dirty mouth you can get scoped. He ended by shouting out his rap name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R43ApRCmHE



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5keWa35nOZw&feature=related

WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK-HUNTING SEASON-MIKE BEEZ V.S MOSES

MOSES started rapping first in this cypher. He said on the regular he offs guys and he compared the girl friend of MIKE BEEZ to Randy Savage. He said that he sends dudes to the Sky Box like standing court side and equated his eyes to Ethan Allen Hawk's. He called MIKE BEEZ girl dumb and told him that he would stick his straw in his girls juice box and sip like a Capri Sun. MOSES started to say that since his adversary is from the home of the haze then slipped up for a few, it seems that he forgot his written rhymes. He finished up with a little something it was syllabic and obviously memorized. It wasn't bad but when you mess up as bad as he did you might as well give up that round. He asked how his opponent is a blood but acts real funny with it and when his turn was up he kept on rapping after the person called time. Mike Beez went right in and started spitting his verse saying that he does it lightly. He said he would leave MOSES mouth red like ice-es and said forget Ne mo cats need to find him. His style was smoother than his challenger. He equated himself to Layla Ali and said he would beat his opponents chick up and accused him of riding his meat. He claimed that if his rival is wavy then he's a tsunami. He mentioned Hardcore Holly and Red Cafe John Cena Ray Charles and Jay Quan. Mike Beez won this round of the rap battle based on delivery and consistency.

MOSES started the second round of this rap cypher asking Mike Beez why he doesn't Globe Trot if he's from Harlem It seemed that he had a quick slip up again. He said he use to be a little nigga but he shoots guns now. He said that he is hood smart and book smart and you can call him a wise guy and claimed to have connects on the wireless. He called his opponent Captain Jack to fall back and said flame throwers I guess he was talking about his lyrics. His pauses in between his verses.His pauses were too long He's not bad but it was just an awkward vibe when he spit. Mike Beez claimed to get women and claims MOSES necks nigga's and called himself whole wheat while calling his opposition plain white bread different. He said Mike Beez spits lameness. He said that he says those banned from television Lil Wayne raps. He said he was on that Alpha dog status and seemed to be mentioning a few Street Fighter characters or Dutch Vegain his rhymes. He said that his challenger should've ran like Forest. Both of these rappers had a questionable performance in this round so it was a tie in my opinion.

MOSES started round three saying that no one came to his aid when he was locked up . He said it's nothing to give a sucker an ass whooping like a hockey player and then he went on to say that when he got released he was right back hustling. He claimed to be drug free but everything he writes is dope from what he says. He said he'll one round any dude who thinks he could hang and said that it's a shame and said half these dudes can't stand the guy and if you dont understand it he said he'll spit it standardized. MOSES claims that he get doe and has an undeniable flow. He described in details his morning regimen which included cooking up a bit more than breakfast then he said it's Good Morning New York. He tried to say that Mike Beez didn't have no girls and his punchlines were fantasized like his background as well as equating his bars to poop. He said for drug money he'd twist a nigga's cap like a Yahoo drink. He said that he boxes cats in while putting up numbers with a bit of a pause at the end then said flame throwers at the very end. Mike Beez went into rap next and had a unique start. It sounds like he was trying to sing a church song in the beginning but his lyrics were based on weapons. He tried to say that this his challenger named MOSES wasn't chosen. He said it's all G and you should hear him speak and continued to brag about his guns. He said that he beat a chick for getting out of line. He compared his raps to a Magnum condom. Mike Beez claimed to love attention. He said you would've thought he knew Steve Harvey and called his adversary Bullet head while trying to warn him about playing Romeo. This round was a tie in my opinion I was digging the abstract rap style of both emcees.

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KOTD - Jack Shitt vs FeelGood

FeelGood started the first round of this rap cypher and started by saying that of course he doesn't respect his opponent and said lets not even talk about the second time. He said that couldn't believe he memorized some pathetic lines until he heard him forget his rhymes. He said that he makes accurate observations and calls people butt face and tells people how cum taste. He accused Jack Shitt of rapping for four years and still didn't get any better and brought up some some old facts about him. FeelGood compared his opponents fan base of being less than a rubber wrapped Hub craft and accused him of hating to watch B.E.T.. He said that he knows it sounds ridiculous but listen to the irony. He accused his opposition of thinking a hood classic is Dennis The Menace To Society. Jack Shitt started rapping soon after calling his challenger a bumbling fool and shed light to what FeelGood seem to be talking about. He said there was nothing to do but crush someone new and said that it would suck to be his opponent but I'm mad he had a big old sweat spot under his arm pit. He said it sucked to be his opposer and claimed that he didn't mean to be rude and that his school professors teach him culinary arts. He said that he was glad that his rival is learning how to cook because he is eating his food and said that he feels a little woosy because he said that he was so ill that there was no doctor that could fix it. He implied that FeelGood named himself after a James Brown song. The last punchline that Jack Shitt said was thorough. This round of the rapping battle was a tie in my opinion and both of these emcees had an equal crowd reaction.

In the second round of this rap cypher FeelGood claimed that it was pretty obvious that his opponent is a loner and tried to say that he looks like a hairy Mormon. He made fun of his opposition girl, calling her a dragon and called him a Jab-Rooney. He said that Jack Shitt is unaggressive, not impressive, and compared him to giving your sister a vibrator. He then told the crowd to hold up because they got a bit rowdy but when he started he brought up the fact that his opposition lost to OZ. FeelGood said that his adversary thinks Lab-Ron is French for brown. Jack Shitt started out by saying that it was time to exterminate his challenger and called him half midget half munch-kin and tried to say that if he was a producer they would call him DJ premo baby as well. He then seemed to be trying to describe in a syllabic lyrical fashion that his opponent has short man complex. He spent a long time calling his opposition short and called him shorter than Napoleon. He reffered to FeelGood as being Pauly Shore and said that he's dead. He reminded me of a cave man when he said it. In my opinion Jack Shitt won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of this lyrical tournament FeelGood claimed to have had a quick fix from a shrink ray and the rest went over to his opponents dick. He claimed to be learning his Jewish knowledge at thirteen. He called his opposition pissed for getting kicked out of rabbinical school for licking some tools. He said the way that he raps couldn't be worse because his punchlines are elementary and said he showed him a battle with street rapper but claims that Jack Shit didn't understand or feel them. FeelGood seemed to have stepped his punchline game up during this round. He called his adversary's delivery pussy. He claimed to have seen Jack Shitt protesting on a city block. He accused his rival of starting his own genre called Hip hop genre and had a tattoo on his back of Biggy Smalls kissing 2 Pac and said that when he takes a loss his friends get mad and they talk. He said that he would throw Jack In the Box. When Jack Shitt brought up the fact that FeelGood battled Po rich and said said that he stole his style. He said that his challenger since jump off and said after he practiced for weeks he only barely won but he beat the man who made famous. He asked his opposition why he is so anxious and tried to say that he has A.D.D. attention deficit dis order. He said that he would take the wind from his sails and choke him with it and he said that he defeated him in a this rap battle without being racist just to show that he could. Jack Shitt won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98LeMDcor6I

Grind Time Now Presents: Yadi Supreme vs PT

Yadi Supreme started the rhyme battle saying that lyrically he's about to eat PT and let some chick piss on him like an Electronic Pregnancy Test and called him a gangster that never stole a hub cap. He said that the man has an erection when he hears Loaded Lux and Yadi Supreme said that his radar lifts up anyone he senses to be gay. He accused PT of having a Murda Mook lunch box and a T Rex blow up doll and said he would take his money. He tried to imply that he's a closet homo-sexual. Yadi Supreme said that his adversary has a girlfriend that's really a guy who beats his ass in public and compared him to a fat girls vaginal lips. He seemed to be trying to say that PT looks like one of Akon's kids and said he'd put him in a body bag and write pussy on the bottom half, I liked that punchline. He ended this by calling his adversary's mother a fag. PT started of by saying that Yadi Supreme had jokes and said that he ain't grabbing a clip and said that he is about to show him who he is rapping with. He started of slow and steady then he became fast and aggressive. He said he would take Yadi Supreme's girl and get head from her until he crashes his whip but you could so tell that his verse was written. He seemed to be tripping on words. PT claimed to only need one gun in his palm and he didn't need clappers be cause he could work good with one arm like a weed cutter, I like that punchline. He compared everything his challenger to mixing and mastering music. Overall in this round of the rhyme battle I would have to say that Yadi Supreme won it because his metaphors hit a bit harder and his delivery was there.

In the second round of this cypher Yadi Supreme started by calling PT a pussy in Mexican and a few other languages and asked him what he wants a bunch of racial jokes. He started to accused his adversary of getting messed with by cops and he's a fake gangster as well as a bitch boy who wouldn't make it in jail. Yadi Supreme even said PT looks like the gremlin with the stripe in the middle and said that he never shot a gun but he lies about it in his lyrics and compared his opponents gun to a tiny Chinese woman. He said where he's from is Nazi's and browns and said that he lives in a racist town. He told PT's life is an imaginary figment. Yadi Supreme called his opponent Taye Diggs and told him he wasted 180 seconds. PT started his verse like a deranged crazy person but he didn't start out saying anything worth quoting when he first started. It was funny when he called Yadi Supreme's ass hole a half way house and tried to imply that he had a dead gay spouse. He claimed to had been a better artist than his Jewish opponent. PT was kind of dry during this round of the rhyme battle with little to no crowd reaction. I could sense his hunger in his raps but his punchlines were only straight mostly. He called Yadi Supreme's girl a head giver and PT said claimed to have a pretty deep following before Grind Time and said he had a bigger buzz than Yadi Supreme. He owned up to sodomizing his challengers girl friend and said he would head butt the guys mother in the feet, wow he had to be spitting a freestyle rap. PT spit hard but not hard enough Yadi Supreme took this round of the cypher hands down.

In the third round of this battle Yadi Supreme started rapping and said that PT dresses like a ghetto lesbian and said that his rhymes are general and stupid. He told him to tell every real thug in the building that he apologizes and that his gangster is disqualified because he is from the home of Prince. He continued to try to imply that his rival is a sissy and told him to purify himself in a lake. He got real lyrical then said that this dude is mad scary and gay. Yadi Supreme said that from January to May PT wears Raspberry Barret. Yadi Supreme said he would snuff him in his bug eyes. He called himself a soldier with a poets ear. He said that he was gonna steal his opponents money because the real Hip hop is with him so he claims. PT said that you can catch him running into his oppositions house with stilts on the bead while he was sleep and said that Yadi Supreme stinks. He said that his challenger sleeps with a coofy quilt on his head and called him a Arab with Mexican cheeks. PT said that his adversary doesn't have to pay to get shot because it's free and said that. He said that he makes songs for the Dangerous minds just like Coolio . He took Lil Waynes hook to state his argument. I would have to say that this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the fourth and last round of this match up PT said he had been waiting to get his hands on him and compared sticking up Yadi Supreme to a Tampon. He tried to call his adversary weird when he said it was ten below outside but his had his window open with the fan on and accused him of looking for man porn. PT told Yadi Supreme that he could talk about Minnesota all he wants but he still gets more views than him. He claimed that he would shoot a nigga like a Panasonic and freestyle raps off the top of the dome. He made fun of
his challengers beard. Yadi Supreme spit his verse and was imitating his adversary and that he lives in Minneapolis where there are supposedly few black people. He said that his opponent spits horror core rap and a fake New York swag. He said screw you and all the white guys who look like you and said he was so white it reminded him of what he doesn't like about himself. He had a super lyrical flow at the end of this rap cypher. Yadi Supreme definitely won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA4QBKfV2Gw

Grind Time Now Presents: P.G. Skillet vs Apex (GTN DMV Tryout Battle)

P.G. Skillet started the rhyme battle he said Apex ain't got no doe and his ex girl said that he's cheap with money and when his crew leaves the battle they are gonna mess with her claiming one of them might get her pregnant. He asked Apex where his Wheaties is at since he is feeling like a champ. He compared his rival to Peedi Crack. His delivery was in your face and he said he doesn't care where he's at he'll steel off and compared Apex to black women, trying to say that he has a hoe attitude. P.G. Skillet said pistol whip his opponents momma put the pump up to his daddy head. Apex started his rap verse introducing himself and would've introduced his challenger but he forgot the challengers name. He said that if he takes P.G. Skillet off his block that he'd most likely comeback and bum rush him with the cops and tried to call him a dirty cop, he even said that he seen P.G. Skillet writing a parking ticket. He said that he could tell his opposition was lame because of his introduction. Apex also mentioned his losses but said he was high so he didn't care. He said that P.G. Skillet watched The Wire to get prepared for him. He ended by saying that his dudes keep guns that you only see on the military channel. This round of the cypher was a tie.

P.G. Skillet started the second round of this rhyme battle calling himself strategic and said he knew that it might be a Tennis match. He told what seemed to be a fictional story about how he looked up Apex online and found him. First of all Apex is a hard keyword to rank for especially when that's is the name of a popular television company. He called his opponents mother a nasty looking porn star that looked like Shrek and made fun of the guys sister , said she had ashy lips. He said that he smells like his whole done gone bad. He said no matter how much Apex cleans his house he still have a house that smells like chitterlings. Apex started his verse saying this is hardcore Hon city where they blaze the weapon. He said he thought P.G. Skillet was a soldier until he shot him in his shoulder and then he started crying. He accused his challenger of practicing bestiality. He accused his rival of doing a voice over for the cartoon called "The Boondocks" and accused him of spitting gay raps. Apex took this round for sure when he described P.G. Skillet's girl this is what gave him the win in my opinion.

In the third round of the tournament P.G. Skillet told the crowd to check his girl then he wasted no time rapping. He told a story about Apex's life and said that he wakes up in the morning taking orders from his girl. He tried to imply that Apex wasn't the man in the house and has a girl friend that treats him like his mother probably would. P.G. Skillet got in his face and seemed to be trying to imply that he could fight him and doesn't need a gun and seemed to be the trying to use big words when he called his rival a vegan, I just didn't expect him to say that. Apex started his round basically saying screw P.G. Skillet and said he had an on the phone interview with his mother, she is apparently wanting a lover. He said that she is so ugly she makes you wanna cut your dick of instead of have sex with her. He called his challenger the guy from South Park and told that he should'v came with better rhymes and better bars because his name sounds like a restaurant. He called his challenger food and said that he wanted some one else to take his place at the end. Apex equated P.G. Skillet to being nothing but a snack. P.G. Skillet won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Apex started rapping first in this round of the cypher he said that he is somebody and his challenger is nobody and he is a somebody basically. He said that he would shoot his rivals hair line to the back of his neck. He said that his opponent is a small fry. He told him screw his style and everything that he came with. He called P.G. Skillet a lame bitch because of where he comes from. He said that P.G. is known for sucking DC's dick. He started to freestyle towards the end of his verse. P.G. Skillet began rapping soon after Apex finished and countered Apex's last insult that he made about his hood. He tried to imply that his opponent was wrong and they don't suck D.C.'s dick. P.G. Skillet implied that his rival isn't respected in his Baltimore and said that he ain't got no hands. He said that Apex will fail if he's testing him and bragged that all he's smoking is the best of weed. P.G. Skillet went on to make fun of Apex's clothes and said he is leaving his opponents girl. This round of the match up was hard to judge I would call this a this round a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_BwIppYkY

Grind Time Now Presents: KO vs Eskwyre (GTN DMV Tryout Battle)

>KO started the battle first calling Eskwyre fake and a homo thief. He also said that his opponent ain't Eminem, Dizaster, illmaculate, or Iron Solomon almost as if he's trying to call him a wannabe. He said that he 's allergic to fakes and that he's sick of white boys who try to act black and said somebody get him a Snickers. He called his opposition a snitch then asked who put his finger tips on the pictures and said that he's sick with the flow. KO then said he is a jiggle-low and that he would put it to his adversary's hoe and that she keeps coming back for more. He said that he is nasty with it splashy with it and said his opponent need some lotion you flow ashy with it. He called the mans jeans ashy fitted and said that his jeans are so small they have a one testicle limit. He said that his rival had to get a vasectomy just to wear the outfit. Eskwyre went in and said he would turn the cypher into a knockout exhibition and said that KO can't handle Pro Tools. He said that he scribbles with his gun and he'd shoot his kids moms and dads. He said that he's so strapped with macs that you know he's selling Ipads and said he would put wholes in him like the numbers 4, 5, 9, and 2, 2,. He said he'd put so many numbers on his chest that his challenger would look like some Japanese character. He said that his opposition has an imaginary record career. Eskwyre said that if he doesn't come at him with a gun or a knife he'll put a hit on him and that'll be the only contract he ever gets in his life and he told him to take a good look so he can see just what a star is. Eskwyre won this round of the battle.

In the second round of this cypher KO said that his opponent is talking about how he's letting all of these guns off but he's sweating and nervous, smelling like wet dog. He said that he'd put him on his knees like kids that be acting up in the mall and drag him through the store. He tried to imply that his opposition is a homo sexual and that he hops on cocks. He called himself TNT and called his adversary a fire cracker. He said that he brings the drama so you better bring you armor or bring a black dress for his mother. KO said that he has a musical group and his four five and is in a singing line and it likes to spit. He said Eskwyre's girl has a crush on his penis and she sucks it like a drink. He proceeded to elaborated on how he gets head from her he said he knocks her head on the back board and she be like stop it. He said that he's fly as a pilot. The last statement that he made was that he was the hottest but no he's not Gothic. Eskwyre went in and started rapping and said so you talk about running the hip hop game like you really do it yo but he asked him why he's on Facebook asking for 650 dollars for his home studio. He said that KO is selling his PS3 and controller because he has no money. He said the only thing that his adversary is not making money off of is people playing his tracks on the radio. He asked his challenger how he's gonna support himself. Eskwyre said it's ironic that he reps Virginia but his rival only has common wealth. He said that your a no invitation don't even try guy and said that he rocks Cashmere and Argyle while his opposition got his clothes from K Marts discount aisle. He said that his welfare wealth look is the fake. He said it makes him wanna hang his head and cry because his taxes are paying for his adversary. Eskwyre won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of the match up KO said that he has a hit list and his opponent is on the list and told a story about how he looked him up and couldn't find him then called him a John Doe. He said that he'll hit a nigga with a combo and said that he would beat his mother from the back like a Congo but I think he meant bongo. He said he ain't got to make it rain no poncho. He said that he is too proper and his rival is Luke warm but he's too hotter. He said come around this place we from DC you'll get your ass stomped like that lion on the Lion King. KO said that he'd hit Eskwyre with a chopper and make him do a dance. He equated his adversary's flow to Boo Boo and said he doesn't even know why they brought him here and he doesn't know about the rhymes that he thought he hears. He said niggas all up in his face talking about the Myspace. He said he'll hit the dude with a forty five and make his side break. He compared his opponents legs to a vibrator at the end. When Eskwyre spit his verse he said that his rival is acting hard like he's a cat that he wouldn't wanna meet but if he seen him on the street he wouldn't cross the street and said that his heart wouldn't skip a beat. He countered KO pretty thoroughly and said that he's hardcore like the center of an apple. He said that battling his opposition wasn't even a challenge. He equated his adversary to premature ejaculation and said that he apparently couldn't even come correct. Eskwyre said he always rolls deep with a bunch of white men behind him and called them a snow man army but said he couldn't melt him and his home boys because it's been three rounds butt he still ain't spit no heat. Eskwyre won this round of the rap cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0xXI7UiyTQ