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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Dirt vs Jimmy The Loch

Jimmy The Loch started the lyrical battle calling Dirt a clone. He also called him a a whack MC and a freakish human being. He was a lyrical emcee in this round.. He called his rival a premature fetus and claimed that he was surprised how all he was. He ended his bar comparing his adversary to a Steven King movie. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that the crowd knew what he would do to him. He also mocked the speed and flow of Jimmy The Loch. He basically gave his challenger pointer during this round of the match. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jimmy The Loch went into spit and claimed Dirt was addicted to Jello pudding. He then accused his adversary of jacking off on his mothers computer and accused him of spitting bull shit. He then said subliminally tried to call his opponent a rock head. Dirt then went into rhyme and tried to accuse Jimmy The Loch of trying to be black. He has a mess up in his verse. This round of the exhibition was won by Jimmy The Loch in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical match Jimmy The Loch went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was supposed to be the Upstate division's Golden Boy. He then said his adversary had Polaroids of Soldier boy and had much aggression in his ending. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to be well equipped. He then accused Jimmy The Loch of having bad hygiene and compared him to a wood gnome. Dirt won this round based on his smooth ending in my opinion.

Dirt then went into rhyme against Jimmy The Loch during the second round to fight and didn't hesitate to mess up. He had fat insults on his adversary and showed the capability of his rhyming skills. Jimmy The Loch then went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was a zombie with human make up on. He then claimed to be a lethal force. He brought the Andy Milonakis & Dirt Nasty vs Frank Stacks & L Money battle and the Daze vs Dirt match. Jimmy The Loch won this round of the competition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI084beDVWA



Friday, January 7, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Mike Flamez vs Anymal

Mike Flamez went in and claimed that in his last matches he had freestyle spit his rhymes and claimed that he wasn't felling the last people he went up against. He then claimed to be a little unfocused and claimed he wanted the people to take notice. He then claimed that he would hit Anymal with a left jab and called him a lame. He called his rival Daniel and ended hid bars subliminally mentioning Dirt Bag Dan. Anymal then went into rhyme and claimed to have heard Mike Flamez is gonna kill him and claimed that he heard he had confidence. He claimed that he was his challenger worst nightmare. This round of the match was won by Anymal because of that lyrical display he showed at the end of his verse.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Mike Flamez went in and claimed Anymal wears the same clothes a week straight without deodorant on. He claimed to be a zoo keeper and said that his adversary wouldn't shoot him playing laser tag. Anymal then went into spit and claimed that Mike Flamez had an identity crisis. He also claimed to turn into Saiyan and made fun of his oppositions teeth. This round of the competition was a tie to me.

In the second round of the cypher Mike Flamez brought up Anymal's match with PG Skillet's and claimed that he seen his that in Pittsburgh people don't support Anymal and accused him of trying to act hard in front of his home boys. He claimed that his rivals city hadn't been shit since Wis Kali-fa . Anymal then went into spit and claimed Mike Flamez needed Grind Time while he was already hot and claimed that he got stabbed and shot in the streets. He said tried to call his rival a broad and claimed that he got beat by DNA and Roosevelt. Anymal won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBZuVUaVvpI



Grind Time Now Presents: Diligent vs Dinero

Diligent went into spit and claimed to be tired of people saying that he was a queer guy. He also was tired of people having age jokes and telling everyone that his real name was Cory. He claimed he would go to the Jungle and kill his captain. Dinero then anxiously went into rhyme and called Diligent whack. He then compared his rival to breast's and claimed he was trash. He claimed that his opponent was extremely gay. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Diligent went into spit and claimed that he was suppose to battle RC who was on vacation. He claimed that J Fox and Dinero be blowing each other kisses while they are playing Playstation. He then claimed tried to imply that Conceited was his rivals trusted leader and tried to imply that he was Justin bieber. He also told his adversary that he would need harder schemes and wasn't messing with Richard Cranium, Casper, Lund, or Carter Deems. Dinero then went in and claimed he didn't have to stretch his gun and was fly. He claimed that he'd get his opponent's roster burnt and said he would put his gators on his chest. He claimed to have been with his challenger girl and busted a nut in her face. Dinero won this round of the lyrical match.

In the third round of the cypher Diligent asked Dinero took this match and claimed that it was his worst fate. He accused his rival of having sex with J Fox and Qp. Dinero then went into rhyme against Diligent and claimed that he puts in work during rhyme competitions and claimed that he recycled his lines claiming that it was good for the earth. He then called his challengers a girl a psychiatrist. Diligent won this round of the cypher.

Dinero then went into spit against Diligent and claimed to have raw crazy written's. He then claimed to stretch money just to pay attention and made an old man joke. He claimed he would give his adversary a couple of chest shots and claimed shut him down. Diligent then went into spit and subliminally used AYE VERB's name. He claimed that when Dinero loses this match he'd turn and get in racist mode. He claimed that Conceited, Heartless, and Brix Belvedere had bars. He ended his bars claiming that this match was a pay back from slavery. This round of the exhibition is a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41u0SMeeFg



Monday, January 3, 2011

Streetarena: J-Dub vs Titan

J-Dub started the exhibition and claimed Titan was a geek and he wouldn't get cool points from rapping against him. The man also was less than modest claiming to bring nightmares to reality and children. The man also accused his rival of looking broke as hell. He ended his verse comparing his guns to orchestra instruments. Titan went in to rhyme and claimed to to strike like lightning. He then claimed to be a one man army and he even brought up B Rabbit. I didn't feel his delivery strong enough. J-Dub won this wound of the exhibition in my opinion.

J-Dub went in and claimed that this was his third battle. He called Titan a bum who was ugly and broke. He also claimed that he could make money off of his rival who he accused of being a drug addict and implied killing his. Titan then went into spit and claimed to have messed up during his first battle but was focused for that night. He was clearly spitting a verse that he had memorized and claimed that J-Dub was a snitch. J-Dub won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher J-Dub went into flow then claimed to have came to set flames to his opposition and that everything he wrote was hot. He even referenced E Ness from Making The Band. Titan then went into spit and implied J-Dub be hanging at gay clubs. He then implied running up and making his adversary getting scared when he runs up on him. He then finished off the round spitting his verse which was hot lyrically and flow wise but otherwise i wasn't feeling it. J-Dub won this round of the match.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vroLbMw-b9s



Sunday, December 26, 2010

THE JUNGLE NEWBREED VS A.B HOGISH

NEWBREED went in first claiming to have requested a big battle and claimed that A.B HOGISH's arms ain't long enough. He also called his adversary a Jon Doe and seen him walking. He also tried to imply he would give his adversary the Tiger Ty swipe. He compared his rival to a retarded version of Ludacris. A.B HOGISH then went in and claimed he would beat the shit out of NEWBREED and let Tall T eat his meat when he was through with him. He had a quotable punchline as well. A.B HOGISH won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of NEWBREED's verse he claimed to have heard about A.B HOGISH being a class clown in high school. He also accused his father of working in the circus. He told his opposition that he doesn't grind the block and claimed that he would catch him while he was doing his exams and hit up his stomach. He claimed that his rival backed out a battle for five hundred dollars as well. He subliminally brought up Aye Verb, Big T, Calico, and Young Miles. A.B HOGISH went in and made fun of NEWBREED's chin hairs. He claimed that his challengers squad should be nick named bootleg because of how fake they are. He also claimed to be the rookie of the year and claimed to be a Street Fighter. He claimed that his opponent wanted to battle street nigga's because Smack didn't respect him. This was a tie in my opinion.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pslNC8WH2kk



Friday, November 19, 2010

KOTD - Rap Battle - Jack Shitt vs Sketch Menace

Jack Shitt started the rap battle calling Sketch Menace a fuck face and that his infatuation with him was over. He told his adversary to stop claiming to be Zack Shit. He claimed that his adversary would probably pass on having sex with the tap out girls and claimed to have killed his hometown advantage. Sketch Menace then went into rhyme and called Jack Shitt a spoiled rich boy who wasn't intimidating to him and had a bad voice. He then compared his opposition to an actor and claimed that he might get mean in the battle but only because jack deserves it. He compared his adversary to many types of people including a pedophile and accuse him of looking like his face was glued to HFK's voice. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap battle Jack Shitt went into rhyme and claimed he hated Sketch Menace the most based on the way that he spoke. He then accused him sounding like a whack radio host and accused him of being in love with Hollohan and being jealous of Pat Stay. He had a quotable punchline as well and seemed to be calling the man Jeff. Sketch Menace then went into rhyme and claimed that when you use to hear his opponents name you thought of title shots and Grand Prix's. He then brought up his opponent's match against Feel Good. He also brought up Chedda Cheese and tried to imply making them a sandwich. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

Jack Shitt then went into spit and brought up Sketch Menace's rap battle against DirtBag Dan and claimed to be the one responsible for ending him. It's funny that he implied that his opponent was a choke artist then he started forgetting his lines as well. He accused his adversary of having stretched sentences and claimed to be the Mona Lisa. Sketch Menace then went into rhyme and claimed Jack Shitt smells like a homeless guy. He had a quotable punchline as well and claimed that his rival was more than a bottom feeder. He compared his adversary a skinny Peter Griffin and called him a parasite. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Jack Shitt went into rhyme and claimed that any girl that Sketch Menace had he got from World Of Warcraft. He then called his adversary a tree hugging nerd and got on him about beating Kid Twist. He also also brought up his opponent's match against Crueger. Jack Shitt then went into battle talking about his match at Grind Time with DirtBag Dan and compared it to Sketch Menace's match against the same man. He basically tried to imply that his rival was lame with getting views. In my opinion Sketch Menace won this round based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3xZJB0uEDI



Wednesday, November 10, 2010

streetarena : Try outs ( Mdot vs ?)

Mdot went in and told ? that he doesn't wanna war. He claimed that he knew his opponent's girl and claimed that all the money he had he would take it. He then implied having a 357 magnum that would not get traced and claimed that most of the time he be bagging. ? went in claiming that he would smack the next nigga who spoke hard and claimed Mdot's words were adding fuel to his fire. He claimed that he would be on his rival's ass if he tempted him. Mdot won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

The rapper known as Mdot anxiously went into rhyme during round 2 and claimed that he would let off his whole clip on ? and that's how he would handle him. He also implied putting lumps on his adversary's head and punching him in the face. ? then went into rhyme against Mdot and seemed to be spitting off the top. He then claimed to be intellectually speaking and claimed to be at the top like a balcony. Mdot won this round of the match up in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash Mdot went into spit against ? and claimed to be from the hood where they throw down. He claimed to sipping on puple and felt like a slow jam. He said that he would put the mac to his adversary's back and blow it out his front. ? then went in against Mdot and claimed to be tired of nigga's talking. He seemed to be implying that he himself was from Trinidad and claimed to keep weapons on him for haters. Mdot won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3i7_wcKQD8



Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Texas Battle League: J.Redd vs. Syndrome

Syndrome started the freestyle battle first implying that he was a black Slim Shady and claimed to have birthed J.Redd. He claimed to have gave birth to his opposition through his ovaries and killed him. He said that heard his rival was nice on the microphone but had never won one time in his life. He said that his adversary was on Maury dancing. J.Redd went into spit and claimed to be straight from the gutter. He also seemed to have made fun of his opponents shoes for being air brushed and brought up he fact that he admit to having ovaries. He claimed that his verse was off the top. J.Redd won this round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the competition Syndrome went into spit and seemed to be accusing J.Redd of using recycled rhymes and getting beat up by a bouncer. He claimed that at the end his opposition would be mad and bragged about how much dope he sold. He claimed to have been rapping since back in the day and claimed that it didn't matter to him whether he lost this match or not. J.Redd went into this round of the rap clash countering Syndrome and said he seen him riding the bus. He claimed to have stacks and claimed that he would punch his challenger. He claimed that his opponent looked like a ghetto version of Rupaul and accused him of masturbating to Pee Wee Herman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnR272g3lA



Monday, November 1, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Elz Vs Matter

Matter started this cypher calling Elz a fagot and claimed that it was just his natural instinct that was having him do so. He also tried to call his opponents mix tape a piece of shit and accused him of having big ears. He tried to make handicap joke on his adversary and brought up his battle against Oshea. Elz then went into the rhyme battle with a serious ass look on his face and called Matter a girl. He accused his oppositions mother of having std's and wished death on him. He claimed that his rival got picked on when he was younger and he tried to imply that he was traumatized. He seemed to be spitting a lot of freestyle. Matter won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Matter went in making using fancy words to describe Elz and said that his adversary rhymes with a guy who's name is annoyed. He tried to imply that his opposition sucked at rhymes and implied that the only person who downloads his music are his relatives. He tried to imply that his adversary would grow up to be washed up. Elz then went into his verse implying that he was having sex with Matter's mother. He claimed that if his challenger got a girl pregnant the kid would come out messed up in the head and tried to call him suspect. Matter won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash Matter went into spit and said that Elz tracks have a lot of gun talk in them. He seemed to be trying to call his opposition a snitch and accused him of mumbling on beats. He claimed that his adversary was a grime MC and showed him that he can spit double time. Elz went into rhyme and asked Matter what's the matter with him. He then started messing up. he claimed that he felt flattered that his opposition bought his mix tape. Matter won this round of the rhyme battle based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi34ut_UnpM



Sunday, October 24, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Jess Jamez vs Ivan Da Great

Jess Jamez went into rhyme claiming that Ivan Da Great would probably talk about his eye brow. His lyrical skills were thorough he mentioned something about becoming the king of the Underground and accused his adversary of acting like a clown. He claimmed to be hungry and said that he told Poison Pen to feed him quick. He claimed that his opponent was a nobody from no where and accused him of being from a frat house. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme and asked who Jess Jamez was. He claimed that his challenger couldn't think of a better name and accused him of being a bum. He claimed to be exposing his opponents flow and compared him to shadow boxing. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jess Jamez went in and implied Ivan Da Great pretending he won after he beat his ass. He accused his opposition of getting his swag from music videos with 50 cent, P Diddy, and Jay-z. He claimed that he would go to Russia to knock his adversary out. Ivan Da Great went in against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was sick enough to hog spit on his head. He even broke down his his opponents name and admit to being the 106 and park champion. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Jess Jamez went in and accused Ivan Da Great of being a homo and having fags. He made fun of his opposition's mother and tried to call him a transvestite. His last punchline is on my sick punchlines page. Ivan Da Great went into rhyme against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was done playing Jess Jamez foolish game. He seemed to be freestyle flowing and when he messed up the crowd started jumping in. He said that his adversary's wife looked like Gorilla Zoe. Jess Jamez won this round of the match based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tra5lIURj8



Wednesday, October 20, 2010

THE JUNGLE KENNY VS DENIRO

KENNY started the cypher first claiming that he was gonna continue an ass cooking and claimed that he was continuing an ass whooping. He compared himself to Michael Jordan and accused DENIRO's click of being whack. He even used Conceited's name subliminally in one of his punchlines. He seemed to be implying that he would win without a question and ended bringing up 50 Tyson. DENIRO went into rhyme against KENNY and said he was bugging thinking his camp is fire. His delivery and rhymes seemed to be a little stronger than his opponent. He even seemed to have compared himself to Jet Li and said he would turn his adversary to a good fella. DENIRO won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher KENNY went into rap and admit to DENIRO having a little bit of flow. He claimed that his adversary was gonna make him go back to his Fairfield ways and claimed to be throwing bullets. He described his gun stuttering like it had a speech impediment and said that his adversary was whack. He also implied that he got freaky with his girl. He said he would kill his pregnant girl then run up in his house and hurt his baby mother. He claimed to have his adversary's girl's two lips on his dick. DENIRO then went into rap against KENNY and claimed to stretch money just to pay attention. He tried to say that his opponent would end up like Kenny McKinley and tried to imply that his challenger would never catch a jail case as if he was a goody two shoes.

KENNY then jumped into the rap cypher calling DENIRO Alex and he didn't hesitate to compare his opponent to Aliyah's death. He described how he would shoot his opponent. DENIRO then went into rhyme and tried to compare him and KENNY to the Jackson 5. He accused his opposition of having whack written's and compared them to fitted caps. DENIRO won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TGympnnktE



Tuesday, September 21, 2010

streetarena: Philly vs Montgomery (Raw-vs-J Will)

J Will started this cypher against Raw first and compared him self to proper pussy. He bragged about the guns that his crew has and bragged about his chick named Maggy. He was going sick I think he was partly freestyling. Raw then went into rhyme with his Cassidy sounding verse and called J Will raps whack. He called his challenger really ugly and spit about hustling like it was Basketball. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher J Will anxiously went in against Raw rhyme and reminded me of Meek Mills when he rhymed. He called himself Tom Hanks and claimed to keep a 25 in his briefs. He said that he's a legend with the rock and said when it comes to beef nigga's be like Roger Rabbit. His flow was fast. Raw then said that everything J Will was spitting was whack and said that he is nuts. He described how he would shoot his challenger and said accused his adversary of being a fan of Nicki Minaj. He said not to come flashing bread because him and his crew would burn him. This round of the rap duel was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher J Will went into rhyme claiming that Raw must be kidding him and claimed that had Philly there assisting him. He called himself a business man and claimed that his work was established. He claimed to have enough money but was looking for bigger cheddar. Raw went into rhyme and said that J Will lives the soft life. He spit about living life as a dope dealer. His bars were straight hard grown man raps all day. this round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK2GtB_RJE4



Tuesday, August 17, 2010

AHAT Rap Battle: Streetz vs Konflict

Konflict started the rhyme battle claiming to know about Streetz life saying that he isn't a good fighter and lost a lot of street fights. He tried to compare the guys life to Zack and Cody and started to talk crap about the type of girls his opponent gets claiming that they have facial hair. He told his adversary to get his tracks together and said he would shut down for construction workers to put him back together. Streetz then went into the cypher to rap and kept on spitting with thorough rhyming ability and deep metaphors. He referred to Konflict as a fagot with a beef. His lyrical raps were insane and he admitted that he spits written bars. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

Konflict started this round of the competition spitting like 9 d.m. after he told Streetz that he sucks. He wished all type of evil things on his opponent that was creative. The messed up part is that he seemed to have a very quick pause when he was flowing. He said that his adversary has no content and told O.D. to pull out the yellow tape at the end of his verse. Streetz then went in to rhyme and said he get tired of saying that Konflict has no variety and called him a monkey that's supposedly breathing slow anxiety. He seemed to imply that if the judges take too long to figure out the winner you already know who won and tried to imply that his opponent is a simple minded fagot that's afraid of contemplation. He had a quick slip up towards the end of his bar. Both MC's are equally as good but in my opinion Konflict won this this round of the rap tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3-R26dYRE



Thursday, August 5, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: 24/7 vs Reverse Live

Reverse Live started the rap battle calling 24/7 Doug Funny and asked when did he start becoming a hard acting thug in fact he compared him to all the Doug funny characters. He said when his opponent raps everybody drops there bears and think that the cops are in the building and compared him to Kanye West because he's always rapping with The Wire on. This emcee also had jokes about his opponents school days as well and accused him of entering basket ball tournaments under the name white chocolate. He claimed that his opposition should be doing river rafting. 24/7 started flowing next and claimed that Reverse Live hasn't been the the same since Topr and Sahtyre beat him in a cypher. He said that his challenger has been drowning since those two match ups but said he would baptize them further and he reminded me of a somebody reciting a poetry at a slam contest. He called his opponent a fat guy that who tries to rob Mc Donald's for nothing more than something to eat. He said that he would break his adversary down then turn the place into a vacant town and called Reverse Live a clown that wouldn't make it. He said that he was bringing something new when he come to fight but he said that he has a style that many other use and called him a biter as well as a born loser. In this round of the rhyme battle it was a tie so far in my opinion.

In round two Reverse Live went in and started to flow saying that 24/7 is camps personal bitch who would do anything to be in the Gauntlet and accusing him of cleaning up vomit. He said that he watched the movie White boys to dig up his opponents and said that a convincing tough accent isn't something that his opponent has because he looks like a bitch boy version of Peter Pan. His main focus seemed to be to call his opposition a Wig-Ga that fakes like he's hard. 24/7 called Reverse Live so bib he uses a rake as a salad fork and accused him of looking from a character from dumb and dumber he just took a little long to get the words out then he said i'll bet your blood type is O yeah. He called himself as bad as it gets aka the captain and said his opponents swagger is a mess. He accused his challenger of eating Mexican food. The last punchline he said was that he should put his rivals mother in knock his opponents mother out cold just to let him see what a vegetable looks like. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In round three Reverse Live said don't listen to 24/7 because back in the days he was the same guy competing in battles over the computer with his key board typing out the rhymes. He said that he probably never freestyle raps and said his opponent reminds him of a weather blowing. He tried to call his rival weak and accused him of having a fake New York accent. He said that he'd leave his oppositions face looking like a mask. He made it clear that he was with Grind Time from the start and said
his opposition isn't worth of being able to rap in this tournament. 24/7 went in saying that Reverse Live made a mistake of telling him that he can't freestyle then brought up the fact that he mentioned something in his last match up that makes him contradict him self at this point. He said that his opponent took a loss from Sahtyre, 9DM, and Topr. He said that the last battle Reverse Live was in he lost to a British Mc. 24/7 won this last round of the tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw3QvMPexi8




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Friday, July 30, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Doc Waffles vs Nfact

Doc Waffles started the rap battle first and claimed that people who don't know any better might assume that Nfact is more ill and said that his own first matchup is not tied to gt silver. He gave his opponent props for a Yadi Supreme battle and said that he has literate punchlines as he called his opposition a confederate racist country boy. He even put him on blast for the first rap cd he ever owned. Doc Waffles was a real intellectual ass hole when he spit and his last punchline was deep. I must admit that Nfact did look a bit more rugged than his opponent and he said he asked with his lyrical delivery how could ever have respect for his opposition who looks like. He called his rival an phony even though he was from Detroit the city of veterans such as Eminem, Royce da 5'9, guilty, simpson, quest, and marv. He accused Doc Waffles of coming with weaker bars and tried to call his parents boring but in my opinion he won this round of the he won this round but I can see how you might think it was a tie.

In the second round of this rap battle Doc Waffles went right in and started spitting and saying screw his opponent. He claimed his Nfact is all gassed up because he's undefeated. He said that his adversary wants to go against Conceited and mentioned him messaging Sonny Bamboo on Facebook. Doc Waffles told him to get him a gas station job and make him some bread and tried to imply that his opponent thinks he's a celebrity because he has a few thousand Youtube views. He said at the end a fact that I found interesting, I didn't know 1 out of 5 rappers have aids. Nfact started his rhyme verse paying homage to Wutang Protect your neck. He continued to rap about much of a intellectual loser Doc Waffles is and called him ugly. He tried to imply that he was up against a queer hipster and said that his opponent looked like a loser with no life basically. He told his adversary to go home and cry to his rich mom. Nfact ended his verse by accusing his challenger of getting pissed on. this round of this lyrical match up was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher Doc Waffles started off by saying something about Trivial Pursuit and called himself a beast. He seemed to be implying that his opponent is from Kentucky. He focused on making southern insults on his opposition. He called his opponent a wannabe Thesaurus and was a thorough lyricist in my opinion. The first thing he told Nfact was not to front like his hood is hard to survive in and said if he moved next store Doc Waffles family would bake him a pie and invite him over. He also called his opposition a homo sexual and said that his adversary doesn't consider him self gay. He claimed that he got that information from Facebook and claimed to only spit nothing but facts. He ended by saying that Doc Waffles isn't from the ghetto. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cFUPM8jD_E




Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 4: Joka Jones vs Steve Staples

Joka Jones started the rap battle first and said that Steve Staples always says you can blame it on him for being an ass hole said to think about it he's saying he's an asshole and told everybody to think deeply about it. He compared his rival messing up on a bar is constipation and called himself a gunner called his opposition a runner that can't fight and hides under covers. He then began to say that he grips pipes like plumber and tried to equate his opponent to Stevie Wonder. He called his adversary a hater and said that he would have to put his hand on him then said he would put his gun to his wig. He said that he calls gun his staple remover and asked the crowd why they put him in the ring with him and said that they knew he was gonna bring him down. Joka Jones said that Steve Staples would be a 40 year old virgin and he all of a sudden got syllabic when giving a run down about is gonna happen to him. He said that he is a gunner and claimed to be in the gutter. He asked if the crowd if his adversary looks like somebodies little brother and said the funny story is that he is fat but hates to admit it. He said that it's nobodies fault that he's fat but his own and and accused him of eating too many chitterlings. Joka Jones brought up his oppositions battle against Fresh and said his opponent did all right in that cypher but overall he's corny. He had funny analogies of what his opponent smelled like. He compared himself to the well know cannibal Hannibal then compared his opponent to fake breasts. Steve Staples then went in and began to spit his verse and said challengers name is a joke and accused him of stepping out of his comfort zone for calling him out. He made it clear that his guns have good range and claimed that Joka Jones asked for the beating then called him a twerp. He gave a shout out to Young Thunda as well. He asked his opponent if thinks that he has the right to smirk just because he has one win. He claimed that rival is floating on cloud 9 now and said he would bring him back to earth. Steve Staples compared his opponent to ground turf and said let me show you how this magic works. He said he would have sex with his girl when he is ready and said he would turn his opponent into after birth. He even said he would go his wake and shoot up the church then said when it's war his challenger he is scared and hiding. He even compared Joka Jones to Keyshia Cole mother and said that his scope males sure that he is focused wen he pops. He said that his opponent is a snitch and he'd treat his life like spades leave him in a box. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rapping matchup Joka Jones went right in and said his verse saying he told Young Thunda they could fight if he's brave. He said when his gun spits it would put a part in his waves and said he would end his Steve Staples life then get something to eat. He said adversary's chatter was just talk to him and said he would lose his sneakers because his goons would take them off of him. He told his opponent that he isn't Soulja Boy even though they say he looks like him and said not to get it twisted because this ain't an easy match and said he would squeeze the mac and leave his opposition with nothing with nothing but a large piece of fat. Joka Jones said that he'd two piece his rival like a Reese's pack and told him not to rap and to just get a job. He said he would treat his Steve Staples like a kabob. The last thing he mentioned was if you look up his opposition Steve O from Jack ass stapling a sack to his leg He bragged about how strong his marketing is. Steve Staples went in and started rapping. He called his challenger Marcus Jones and said that he is really a good kid. He claimed that his opposition listens to a lot of Tupac and he really wants to live that thug life while comparing bullets to stray hairs. Steve Staples said that his opponent shouldn't have been made a man. He said that he would shoot his adversary's funny bone and get rid of his sense of humor. He compared his gun to a rumor and said he gave his rivals girl a tumor. Steve Staples got on rival for having a baby face and asked how they called him Joka Jones when he looks like The Penguin. He tried to say that his challenger didn't look hard. He said that he would stomp the his opposition and turn him into two face. He said that he would turn his opponent into funny sections. He compared his shooting game to Ray Allen and said his opponent wouldn't poke someone on Facebook. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the one on one battle Joka Jones said that Steve Staples is a bitch and he could see it in his eyes. He said that his homeboys is looking for his opposition they aren't talking about office supplies. He said his boys would push a red dot then said easy button and said his girl friend is a bust down that stays on the stroll. He said he screws her lights out then sends her to him playing a roll and said that his opposition plays with her toes. He said that he would send her back to him with stain on her clothes and she would make a lie up about she got it from cooking then tell him that his plates on the stove. Joka Jones told his Steve Staples that he wasn't in the trap with his gun and accused him of selling socks on ninety fifth. He said that his opponent doesn't hit the block or spray automatics and said the last time he was he was eating up the green he ate cabbage. He told his opposition that nothing he makes is classic and he ain't worth a nickel. He also compared his opponent to a dill pickle and called him one of the Dill pickles then accused him of playing with Bee Bee guns. He said his gun would put him against the wall. Steve Staples went in and called his challenger a hater. He said that if his opponent doesn't believe he can do it he'd make him fly. He said that he wouldn't be using hands when he waves good bye. he said that he would take the pump and turn his opponent to a sky scraper then get his girl and let a whole bunch of guys rape her. He compared his guns to a Fraternity. He called him self a cold nigga then described his internal organs to Joka Jones. He claimed to have a chopper on him and said that when it's beef turn his opponent into pasta. Steve Staples reminded Joka Jones that he's not a goalie. He told his challenger if he's married to the block then he needs to start separating and I liked the punch line he made referring to his oppositions segregating. He taught a little bit of history with the rhyme he said about emancipation. He said that his arms are strong with no Lance relation and said his opponent is a liar. He said that he shoots storms that blow until the roofs gone. He said that his homeboys be getting head from his adversary's girl and said that he would meet him in his hood with guns that can shoot a hundred yards. Steve Staples won this round of the rap clash.

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Nugget Vs Brosy

Brosy started the lyrical matchup first he got the crowd laughing when he accused Nugget of talking to his ass called him a drunken mistake and a disgrace. He said that he was non subleminal. He said that his adversary drives around in a car with a mattress in it and referred his music to has being a crime hip hop. He compared his rap skill to a mean Jewish person. The last thing Brosy told his opponent in a syllabic fashion was to leave. Nugget seemed to be telling Redzer he hates him because of the battles that they give him. He mentioned how he went to the U.K. to battle It seemed like he was trying to say that they don't put him against the right people. He called his challenger a debut and said that the match up must be a joke. He said that his opposition apparently got stood up like a blind date at his last competition and called his opponent an ugly bastard. Nugget finished off this round of the rhyme battle saying that he rather be a fat bastard and a single dad then his to be his rival This round of the cypher was a tie.

Brosy started off by calling his adversary depressing and said that his rival brings him down because he need some head. He started off flowing with a syllabic style. He called his opponents songs on his mix tape a mistake. He wanted to know how Nugget ever sneaked past evolution and said that his opposition doesn't care anything about the music he makes and said that he is raping the genre of rap. Brosy said that he had sex with his adversary mother and caught an extreme case of herpes. He ended up having to freestyle because he began to run out of rhymes and said he'd put his rival in a head lock and burn him like a head shot, wasn't sure what he was talking about I guess he meant liquor. His ending was totally sloppy. When it was time for Nugget to spit his verse he confronted the fact that Brosy said something about listening to his music and said that he he was an ugly cunt. He started to get syllabic with his delivery of rhymes. He accused his challenger of still being stuck in the 90's and said that this was a small battle to him. He accused his adversary of being on Noah Ark rowing the boat and singing his favorite songs. In this round of tournament Nugget won it without a doubt.

The third round of this rap cypher started with Brosy trying to improvise and spit off the top of the dome. He said that this match up was gonna come down to the wire and said he would leave him like McNulty. He also accused his adversary of having a single digit IQ and he said he could beat his opponent with a form of Japanese poetry. His delivery got sylabic again and seemed to be freestyle rapping he stumbled on a few rhymes. Brosy called himself the king of DON'T FLOP while his opposition is a Special Olympian. Nugget seemed to have started his verse putting his challengers business supposedly claiming that his adversary can't decide on his wedding song out there and said he wouldn't be anything without the people on his team. He made then made insults about where his opponent was from and said that his opposition probably has a Motorola brick phone. He said that every Sunday you could see Brosy at church with his family. Nugget said that his rap career won't fly. Nugget won this round of the rhyme battle based on consistency.

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Monday, June 28, 2010

HEADHUNTER mckims VS tv

mckims starts off by saying that he's the best and that he has never been to college but can show Virginia tecks, do you get it? He said he spit fire like a drag gun and his called tv a drag queen. He said that he was spitting dope flows and called his rival a crack fiend. He had a syllabic rap style throughout this battle. He compared his match up to child raping. He compared himself to white police in the south the way he'll stop a nigga. He said he's not a racist but he's a star that should be battling somebody on the A list. He said he'll shoot up his opponents house until his attics in the basement. He compare his adversary to a dutch. When tv started flowing in this rhyme battle asked if they wanted to look at his body before they close the casket but no one answered and compared himself to Jack Frost while his verses is lighter fluid. He repeat a few of his lines I guess because because he needed to since the audience was dead. He said that he would turn tv into an underground king like Pimp C and called his opponent a loose screw. The crowd was dead until he started upping the anti a little bit and rapping about mckims girl. He said that he would leave his challengers brain crushed and called his. my favorite thing that he said was choke him with the land line. This rround of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

I like when mckims started off the best punchline he spit was when he said that tv made his point like when a basketball goes in a net. He compared his challenger to Master P. He had some thorough punchlines real talk. He said he would light up his opponents house like Christmas decorations. He said that Steve Wonders eyes could see that he is a better MC. He said that his adversary will never be seen with a belt unless he's getting his ass whipped. He compared his gun to Scary Movie and said you could see every clip plus a deleted scene. Tv started his rap verse and called mckims a skate boarder type of emcee. He tried to say that his opponent was looking at defeat for the second time and said it would get real ugly. I liked when Tv made a reference about blowing cartridges. He just made a bunch of thorough to punchlines referring to guns and shooting as usual. The lyrical rhymer known as Tv said his girl is the bomb because she has Asian in her. He tried to call his challengers crew lame. This round of the cypher was definitely a tie no body out shined anyone.

In the third round of this cypher mckims went in rapping about the same old stuff his guns and shooting the crap out of his rival. He said that he spits crack and called his opponent an addict. He said that he paints pictures with no paint brush. He seemed to have maybe spitting a freestyle towards the end of his verse. He ended by saying he got bars like a hockey mask. Tv went in next and spit fire. He was rapping about most of the same things as well guns and murder. He compared his challenger to Sailor Moon. He made a good reference to wrestling and Mick Folly at the end of him rhyming. I would probably give this round of the one on one battle to Tv because he had longer bars.

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