Showing posts with label battle rhymes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label battle rhymes. Show all posts

Saturday, October 16, 2010

streetarena:County Wars ( tom bomb vs him him )

him him started the rap cypher first and claimed to roll alone. He told his tom bomb to get out his face because he's nobody. He was obviously free styling an had a rugged mean voice when he spit. tom bomb then went in to rhyme talking about how him and his boys kidnap the police and pistol whip them. He seemed to be implying that him him was on a dead man walking. He claimed to be a beast and claimed that around his way you could ask around. He then claimed that haters talk junk behind his back and told a story about how he got protection. tom bomb won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle him him went in against tom bomb and immediately called tom bomb a pussy. He used that word a little too much and was obviously spitting a freestyle rap verse. He even made references to his SK and his verse sounded hard but he repeated himself too much. Tom bomb went in and claimed that everyone else had a problem with thinking enough. He said the thing that got people bluffing is there ego. He tried to imply that his opposition was low on money. tom bomb clearly won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the match him him went into spit against tom bomb claiming that he wanted some hickey's on his penis from Nicki Minaj. He then started to rhyme about chocolate and claimed that he had to take a shit. tom bomb didn't go into rhyme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5Uk64KPso



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Friday, October 15, 2010

No Coast Battles: Mr. Xtra vs. Glympse Auto

Glympse Auto started the rap battle first and claimed to have heard Mr. Xtra had a mix tape called confessions of a drug addict. He tried to imply that his opposition was a dumb fagot bitch fake and later on in his verse it became clear that he was freestyle rapping. Mr. Xtra then told Glympse Auto that his free style was descent and accused him of underestimating him. He said that Ness Lee accused opponent of representing Georgia wrong and accused him of looking stupid at Armageddon. He accused his opponent of rapping like Conspiracy. Mr. Xtra won this round of the rap battle based on consistency and punchlines.

Glympse Auto then went in cursing at Mr. Xtra and got on him about his necklace and tattoo's. He told his adversary that he looks and sucks. He really seemed to be shifty and sketchy in this round with his bars and he was very apparently freestyle rapping. He told his opponent that he knew nothing about Grind Time. Mr. Xtra went into rhyme and told Glympse Auto and inquired about the tattoo on his arm. He claimed to be a different species from his challenger and claimed he would put a whole in his middle. He claimed to be laughing at his opposition and not with him. He tried to imply that his adversary was a wannabe and a snitch. He didn't end his verse without telling his rival that he was a fagot. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Glympse Auto then went into tell Mr. Xtra that even if he robs the battle he lost it. He seemed to be trying to accuse his opposition of biting Kid Caustic and accused him of being interested in doing adult videos with children. Based on what he said I reckon his opponents mother is one ugly woman. Mr. Xtra then went into spit and told to Glympse Auto to ask Ness Lee his first name then claimed to have put him on the radio. He claimed to have set the bar high. Glympse Auto won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLBh7VlwkEk



Sunday, September 19, 2010

BALTIMORE BATTLES "JMAC VS RUGA SHOOTA"

JMAC started the hip hop battle first and claimed that a lot of people want to see him match up with some one. He said that RUGA SHOOTA sucked and so was the little dude that he last went up against. He said he would fold his his adversary and compared him to a Nintendo DS. This rapper basically spit that hardcore street shit and threatened to leave in a casket. His punchlines were hot but he just had an extra long pause or two. At the end of his verse he seemed to have messed up. RUGA SHOOTA then went in and called his adversary a bitch, a snitch, and said that he'd probably run and tell the cops. He claimed to be official without the whistle and made a few references to Starbucks. In my opinion RUGA SHOOTA won this round of the hip hop cypher.

In the second round of the hip hop clash JMAC claimed to be an originator and called his adversary a perpetrator. He compared himself to licensed veterinarian and claims to get cash. He continued to spit them hard aggressive rhymes in this round of the match up and said that he would cut him in big slabs. He then claimed to have analyze the last match his adversary had and accused him of never going to jail for a real charge. He also accused his adversary of biting rhymes and compared him to a pair of dentures. RUGA SHOOTA then seemed to have started his verse accusing JMAC's crew of being haters and claimed to have lightning gun. He compared his heat to Pat Riley and threatened to make his block look like Vietnam. He even had crap to say about his oppositions girl friend. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the street battle JMAC then went in to rhyme and said his flow gives nigga's toe tags. He seemed to be freestyle spitting and made a lot of threats to RUGA SHOOTA. He claimed that he would do to him the same thing that Dose got and accused him of not having much money in his pockets. He lyrical skills were kind of thorough. RUGA SHOOTA then went into spit and claimed to have a pond that he can get just from around the block. he claimed to be a monster and accused his adversary of not hanging in the trap. JMAC won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlEi0Bn94Cg



Saturday, September 4, 2010

The Draft Presents Skitzo Vs Trouble

Trouble started the rap battle saying let quit the chit chat you ban die now and accused Skitzo of having a shirt on his head because he couldn't afford a towel. He made a racist Arab joke as well talking about running up on his opposition and taking his turban. He called his adversary a coke head dope head and accused him of smoking rock and being a sniffer then told him that drugs are not cool and told him that he wasn't a winner he claimed to be a psycho if his opposition was really a Skitzo and said Grind Time has him here and claimed to be missing out on money. He claimed that his adversary's shoe suggest that he's a queer. He ended with a freestyle. Skitzo then went in to rhyme with his smooth sadistic flow and called Trouble bitch made. He called his challengers head is nappy and called him an ass hole. He claimed his opponent is no match when it comes to fighting. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the raps battle Trouble went in immediately and said that his flow is mean. He said that he would shove dynamite in Skitzo little sister vagina to blow her to pieces and kidnap his girl. He said that his adversary sucks and said that he doesn't get money. He said his rival is pussy and called him the only street nigga he knows that's rocking Levi's. Skitzo went into rap again with his sadistic style of rap again. He claims that he would raid his tomb. He made fun of his flow and compared himself to Kay See Jones. Skitzo won this round of the lyrical battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap match Trouble went in to rhyme and said o.k. player and claimed that everyone knows that Skitzo had a crack problem. He told his opponent to listen and said he would lay him down and accused his opponent of telling the feds. He said that he would smash him and leave him looking like pumpkin head. He told his rival that he would never be a boss and tried to call him a white boy. He is a funny ass nigga i'm surprised no one is laughing. Skitzo then went in to rhyme against Trouble and said he handle situations like a general. He spit a written raps. His flow was fast and he just sounded mad rehearsed but even so he kept on being interrupted which I thought was uncalled for and mad disrespectful. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbxe0RdKBfE



Texas Battle League: Macheti Mike vs. Chaseboy

Chaseboy started the cypher first saying that Macheti Mike would start a cult just to drink Kool Aid and claimed that the battle was way too easy. He said that his opponent invited his mother over to cook him something and told him he would never win at any sport. Macheti Mike said that Chaseboy was about to find out that his rhymes were Illmaculate. He said that he had something to give to his challenger that he got from gutter boy. He said that his opposition gets his ass handed to him. Chaseboy won this round of the cypher but he had the most quotable punchline of this round.

In the second round of this rap cypher Chaseboy calling Macheti Mike out of his name and told his opponent that he had no idea what he was talking about. He said that he could burp in his oppositions face and he'd trt to get a taste of it and accused him of getting stabbed by his sister and said he couldn't beat him in anyway. He said thathis opposition had a picture of his mother on his shirt. Macheti Mike then went into rhyme claiming that Chaseboy was shook of him and called him the white version of ashy Larry. He told him to go home and put on lotion and claaimed he was taking a stab at him he was a very tad bit poor in the smoothness of some of the things he said so I would assume that he freestyle spit most of this verse but he did a good job. Chaseboy won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the match up Chaseboy started rhyming with an explosive blast off screaming for someone to get Macheti Mike a crack sandwich. He tried to call his opposition a crack head and compared him to Larry Bird. He called his adversary is a pussy. Macheti Mike said for someone to tell Chaseboy to stop and doing pop music and start rapping. He accused his adversary practicing besteality and he claimed to have done acid in this rap cypher. Macheti Mike won this round of the rhyme clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ai8NBI8YM



Texas Battle League: Dubb Sicks vs. Chaseboy

Chaseboy started this rap clash first and claiming that if Dubb Sicks were to lose the match it would be no big deal. He claimed that his rival was a racist and accused him following Franchise around in the past. He said hat he use to be his promoter that use to beat him in one on one matches. Dubb Sicks then went in and called Chaseboy a frat boy going through his rap stage. He claimed to push blow and pack heaters. He called his adversary an older version of Justin Bieber with jungle fever and his challenger was a cheap guy who couldn't afford real liquor or Jewelry. Dubb Sicks won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap tournament Chaseboy seemed to be ruling out Dubb Sicks as being a homo and claimed that his father use to chase him around the house. He claimed that he was gonna put his opposition on blast and said that there was no reason why he should be messing with nice chicks since he can't. He compared himself to Jurassic 5 and asked him about self defense classes. He claimed that his rival went around with Cadalack Ron randomly battling people and was getting his ass kicked. Dubb Sicks then went in to rhyme and said he hold down. He claimed that Chaseboy called his black friends ninja and accused him of being a pedophile so much to the point that he purchased an ice cream truck. He accused his challenger of working manual labor an writing music about living a drug dealer lifestyle. He compared his oppositions music to the houses on hoarders. Dubb Sicks won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Chaseboy called Dubb Sicks a racist and claimed that his adversary belongs with Japanese Jesus. He said that his adversary would look cleaner with afro puff. Dubb Sicks went into this round of the rhyme battle and accusing Chaseboy of doing interracial gang bangs to become pregnant with. He said that his challenger was scarred from that and said that his opponent's particularly likes unicorns. He accused he was screwing with his adversary's girl and of messing with some girls sloppy seconds. Dubb Sicks won this round of the cypher in my opinion.



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Texas Battle League: Chronyc vs Enygma

Enygma started he rap battle assuming that Chronyc didn't now what he was up against and tried to imply that he can fight pretty damn good. He claimed to be a soldier and called his opponent a bitch. He claimed he would leave his adversary to dripping a lot of blood. He claimed that he would run his opposition and compared it to a spades and aces game. The first thing that Chronyc said to Enygma was an accusation that he wasn't real and said that he knows he never heard of him. he claimed to be cool with him lyrically but not physically. He said that his words hit harder than a shoot gun blast. His lyrical skills were thorough and so was his punchlines Chronyc won this round of the rhyme battle in opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical match Enygma started off making jokes about Chronyc's name. He threatened to slap his adversary hard enough to catch whip lash and told him that he should have never came from Boston to Texas. He claimed after the cypher him and his peoples would be robbing him. Chronyc went into the lyrical battle claiming that he screws ho's and bragged about how he was from the home of the Red Sox. He made nasty comments about his Enygmay's wife and claimed to bust nuts on her face. Chronyc won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion, he just out shined his challenger with his in your face stage presents.

In the third round of the competition Enygma went in and said he wanted to give Chronyc the first few rounds out of charity. He might as well had through the match. He tried to imply that being a battle rapper wasn't for his opponent and claimed to have never heard a track with him spitting hot lyrics. He claimed that his adversary works in fast food. Chronyc then went into this lyrical match and claimed his Enygma's name is WOODY WOOD SIDE. He then proceeded to make homo jokes and said he gets head from his wife. He messed up a few times then started to freestyle. Enygma won this round of the cypher in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSXAJd_cVFE



Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: GhiftD vs Gottem

Gottem told GhiftD that he is a little man trying to up his fame and said that his opponent was similar to Young Gattas. He claimed ha he didn't know why his opponent battle raps when he doesn't say nothing good and has no swag. He compared the way he would leave his adversary to a Tampax and said he would leave his head cracked. He called his opposition road kill in the streets and a dead rat. He asked his opponent what he flipping and accused his mother of using drugs saying that's the reason he was born gifted. He called his opponent a peasant and told him to pay attention because class is in session. GhiftD started with no hesitation claiming an easy win on this rap battle and claimed that he told SONNY BAMBOO that. He told Gottem that he wasn't gangster and asked why pretend to be. He called him an autistic Real Deal mini me and said that he shouldn't have accepted the battle because it might mess up his views. He said that his challenger was better off up and avoiding him and got real syllabic when rapping. He said that his flow is lethal and he makes this look like a walk in the park and called his opponent a homo that be taking back shots. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher Gottem started his verse and claimed he would leave GhiftD ate. and claimed that his adversary is fragile and claimed to be making him break. He claimed that he rolls with gangs and says that he does everything his opponent does ten times. He said that he'd flame his adversary like boiling grease. He swore that his opponent is a fake and a gimmick. He said that his rival would rob the toaster if it had bread in it and said his rims are big enough to stand in. He even compared his opposition to Asher Roth and said that everything about his adversary was cheap. GhiftD hopped right in where Gottem left off and said he'd run up on his oppositions turf and stomp his face with cleats on. He came in rapping about how he is getting money. He switched his slightly county accent to an Italian accent and talked about punching him in his jaw. He accused his adversary of being a laughing stalk. In my opinion GhiftD won this round of the rap cypher by a tad bit more.

In the third round of the MC Clash Gottem went in and seemed to be giving GhiftD a warning to stop it dog before he pops him. He told his adversary to stop preending to be real and called him fake like prosthetics. He claimed to have a swag that's worth a million and said that you can Google him. he even claimed to have taken advantage of his rival's girl friend. He seemed to be freestyle rhyming towards the end of this round of the rap battle. He told Grind Time he'd make his adversary crumble. GhiftD then went in to rap claiming it was time to get rid of Gottem and said that his opposition is pitiful. He compared his adversary to an alcoholics liver. He was a truly thorough lyricist saying a lot of hard hitting stuff to his adversary. he said that his opponent is always rapping about gun play when no one cares. He said got precised and thorough with calling his adversary fake. I was mad surprised when he started tripping on his verse and started to freestyle. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UotIp-k75Z0



Rumble in the Jungle: Dspiize vs Skitzo

Skitzo went in to the battle Dspiize claiming to be a hustler and said to peep his structure but his voice was kind of quiet. He seemed to describing slinging in a poetic form. He was quite lyrical when rhyming and said he would chew his opponents face off. He described driving in a bucket like it was a hover craft. He seemed to have ended his verse spitting double time. He ended his bars basically calling time on him self. Dspiize went in claiming that he can't be matched because he is unsurpassed with wits and said that his rhymes are past Skitzo grips. He was a super syllabic rapper and said that he heard extensive rumors about his adversary clutching rugers. He said that his adversary is proof that the man up stairs has a sense of humor and he started claiming with his phone he could access the matrix. He seemed to be calling him self a pesticide and claimed that he could get in to his opponents mind. He said so many things at once and he kind of reminded me of a mad scientist. He seemed to be saying that his adversary got beat by D boy This round of the rap cypher was kind of a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the Skitzo went in saying lets get lyrical and implied that flowers die when he walks past them and told Dspiize to dig himself a ditch. He said that he leaves battle rappers suffering from post traumatic stress. He spent his verse trying to spit using intellectual words. He clearly has been doing this for a minute if I had to guess and seemed to be freestyle rapping but very quickly ended his rap verse. Dspiize asked Skitzo about his super thugs and said there is no chance of his adversary surviving. He compared his chances of winning to an infant getting slapped to a big ass Silver back and said that he'd treat his oppositions life like lightning and take it in a flash. He even mentioned syllables and predicates. He had a diabolic mind and he compared his opponents penis to a roach and compared doing his opponent wrong to chasing cars with broken mufflers. Dspiize won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Skitzo went in spitting and seemed to be telling Dspiize bull dog in your face. He said something about how they did Eric Sermon in Patterson fist fights. He claimed he was getting money and said the cops ran up on him and he ate the bags. He was talking about bribing cops and living the street life getting fast cash. He seemed to be drunk but his performance was entertaining. He seemed to be running the clock out just trying to say anything. Dspiize went into this rap cypher saying Skitzo seemed to be a strange kid that farts in the tub and tries to bite the bubbles. He called him self an insane beast and said his adversary would never match up. He said that his opponents birth certificate was an apology from a condom factory. He said that he would leave his challengers girl missing and said his his rhymes were scattered. Dspiize won this round of the lyrical freestyle cypher in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the rap cypher Dspiize went in talking about how he rips kids with swift speech. He said that Skitzo beating him is a figment of imagination. He called himself a hot tempered mentor and said that he would not lecture. He said that he would bring his challenger to his knees like the failure of a samurai and claimed that he baffles minds and flips scripts.He then compares what he would do to his challenger to Scorpion taking off his mask. Skitzo went in to rap against Dspiize and told him to take his own life. He said that his hood molds men while his adversary's molds mice. He claimed to be a genius and the crisp and cleanest. He ran out of things to say and started freestyle rapping. It was cool how laid back he was throughout this whole thing. Dspiize won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OgF2ZQufME



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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE: JONNIE DANGER VS WEAPON X

JONNIE DANGER started the rap battle saying he had to admit that he had matches that he wasn't too proud of. He said that when you are rolling solo in a new city there is biased stuff the crowd does. He claimed to have purple and said he he didn't want his intro to be too long because if he did then they would probably say he is trying to get his Murda Mook on. He tried to call WEAPON X extremely dark and made mad black jokes. He gave a shout out to Real Deal Radio and said that to record his rival they would have to change the camera to see him. He claims that for the chips they knock nigga's out and compared his opponent to a struck out match. WEAPON X restated what JONNIE DANGER said then called his opposition a bitch. He said that if his opponent tried accuse him of hesitating to mess with a shorty that said she would suck him up and said that he had the twin forty and they are double clutch. He said confirmed that he has punchlines he said that he'd pop his opponents frame once the canon snaps shots like a Kodak. He said he did a wrestling move on his adversary's bitch. He ended by talking about how his eagle would X him out. JONNIE DANGER won this round of the cypher because his adversary finished his verse a little too quickly.

In the second round of the rap cypher JONNIE DANGER started off asking WEAPON X if he wanted him to pick up where he left off. He said to look at him because you can tell he is fly. He called his opposition broke and gave a survey to see how many people really like what he had to say and a few people raised there hands. He said that if there is a problem he'd let the tech spit and he said tell X to watch his mouth. He said that if X gets extra he'd let the gun exercise and said that his garage got cars like the express way. He said that his guns would show his opponents insides like an X ray. He accused his adversary of naming himself after an X-man and said after tonight he was his bitch. He called his time on him self when he was done. WEAPON X went into this rap cypher claiming that JONNIE DANGER thinks he is the shit because he tried out for URL. He said that he would slap his opponents mother. He claimed that he was dumping cans like recycle day. He said that he wasn't talking about a video game when he lifts his metal to give his opponent five. He seemed to be trying to make a punchline or two that almost made sense but he stretched them as far as he could stretch them like the Deathrow inmate one. JONNIE DANGER won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the MC clash JONNIE DANGER went into the cypher making more African jokes and accusing WEAPON X of being the black guy from next Friday. He said hat his opponent doesn't like taking pictures because when he takes them he can't be seen in them. He said that his opposition was a black sheep that hang with homo's growing up and ended calling him a black hole. WEAPON X then went in to rap rhyme and said started off talking about JONNIE DANGER son while he is riding his big wheel. He said that he would give his adversary a strike until it ruptures hid colon. He said that he would leave his adversary's pussy lips swollen and called him a dick sucking nigga and a fagot like that dude from the Sopranos. This round of the cypher was a won by JONNIE DANGER in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81XsS0Ex1JI



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Rumble In The Jungle:Cannon Jones vs Uno Lavoz

Cannon Jones jumped right into the rap cypher saying that he be charging for trees and threatened to leave Uno Lavoz stinking like garbage. He laked about flame throwers and said that his wife likes to run trains. he compared his clips to do rags and said he would put them to his rival's head. He seemed to be trying to call himself reptile from Mortal Combat and bragged that he doesn't say anything when the cops come. He spoke about how he stuffs shells without pasta and called his flow cheeks. He said that when he looked up his opponents name all he could find was immigrants. They called time on him soon after and Uno Lavoz jumped right in and started spitting his verse. He spit good and lyrical verse in this round of the rap cypher. He said that he wouldn't stop his raps until he see's Cannon Jones breathing stop and claimed that his flow would be the death of him. He said that his opposition is getting pooped on. He confirmed the fact the he was from Philadelphia and said his challenger was lame. he compared himself to Opium. He said that he was in a different zone from his opponent and seemed to be freesyle rapping a lot of the time. Cannon Jones won this round of the lyrical battle in my opinion because he was just more consistent and flawless for the most part.

In the second round of the rhyme battle and Cannon Jones asked Uno Lavoz what the figure four leg lock was. He asked his adversary why he was acting like a fan and started to say something then slipped up and there go's the consistency. He said his buzz is like a chain saw and his adversary is like bumble bee. He said his oppositions mother let him run a train and said the block is baking and it's hot out side then warned him not to swim in his waters. When he was getting hotter DIGGZ called time on him and he did't seem happy about that at all. Uno Lavoz claimed that battling him wasn't worth the shot and I guess he was trying to warn Cannon Jones. he said that his gun shots would leave his challengers brains higher than urkel's socks. He said nobody seen his rival in the hood and cursed at him talking about he's messing with his girl. He tried to say that his adversary couldn't handle LottaZay He started to mess up when he was spitting. He said his highlight metaphor of this round when he mentioned scattering his opponent. This round of the MC cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the the round of the somewhat lyrical match Cannon Jones went in saying fuck shooting Uno Lavoz he'd drag you through a forest and claimed t have a pet lion. He told his adversary that he'd beat him with a plastic bat and claimed he makes Tsunami's when he flows like Surf. He claimed that if he punches his adversary he would send him flying and said he wold leave him like a blast from the past. He called his opponent a pussy and started to get souped up and compared going up against him to a cookie going up against milk. His rhymes were creative. Uno Lavoz then started to rhyme and said that he heard who Cannon Jones is down with and said that he himself was starving. He said that would run up on his challengers whole crew and said he runs with C4's that are lethal than mention diggz name. He called him self fast like drinking chemicals from Ali and made a quick pause. he said that he shoots shots like Gin if his opponent acts Serious Jones. He even brought up no can do subleminaly. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the rap battle Uno Lavoz went in to rhyme and continued to spit rhymes about shooting Cannon Jones. He asked what was the purpose and thought he was scratching the surface. He had a thorough lyrical ability and claimed to have money and you'd think he had a Jaguar. he said that all the mean mugging was making him laugh. He said that a lot of cats think that the hard until they get a gun in there face. Cannon Jones said his last cypher was better than he expected. He said too bad Uno Lavoz didn't get a dose and claimed that his family doesn't breed any pussies. He said to beat him you need the luck of the Irish and a four leaf clover and started bringing up mythical creatures like Poseidon. He assassinated his adversary with crazy lyrical skills. Cannon Jones took this victory with an iron fist in the fourth round of the rhyme battle.


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Monday, August 23, 2010

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 4: Santa Clauz vs D Eagle

Santa Clauz claimed to be heavily armed and said he shows no remorse and threatened to choke D Eagle's spinal chord. He claimed to have kidnapped his land lord and said he keeps a long horn and claimed he was Santa Clause and he'd come down the chimney. He said that his raps are whack. He said he would leave his adversary under water like a DC diver and finished off by saying he'd light up his opponent like DJ Green Lantern. D Eagle seemed to be claiming he would blow Santa Clauz in the air like weed smoke and compared D Eagle to a sour diesel blunt. He said he would go to his opponents family picnic with every on there and shoot at every one there. He said that he would put more hawks to his adversary's head than Mr T and claimed to be a silent killer. He said he'd light his challengers head up like a Christmas tree. He claimed that his opponent worships the females that he treats like garbage. This round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Santa Clauz called D Eagle a geek and a nerd then compared him to an Everest commercial. He said that his left will hurt his opposition while his right will kill him and said he be having sex with his whole family. He said since his adversary's man wants to dick ride he would battle them both at the same time. He asked his opponent where are the dollars at and he elaborated on how he would beat up him. He made fun of his opponents grandfather as well and called his brother a fag. D Eagle then went in and said first off middle finger to Santa Clauz. He also called his opponents fake hustlers stunting like trapping nigga's and he called himself a caterpillar. He called himself the king with the diesel and told his adversary's to keep still. He said he's like lesbian sex. He said why do a song with him when when he could put his girl on the track. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Santa Clauz went in and claimed to be beating D Eagle's ass until his mother came out the front door. He said that she tried to break it up but until she hit her with a brick. He even said he beat his father down after and tried to make penis joke about his opponent as well. He tried to call his adversary a fagot and said that he came home ashamed. D Eagle then went in to rap and spit his verse. He accused Santa Clauz of rolling with a group of sluts and she is the head buster and said that his girl has a fat pussy. He called his opponent a punk and said he'd get him jumped. He just focused mostly on expressing how he shoots people and called out Big Kanon then called his opposition a fat clown. I think D Eagle may have just won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A5DE0NC41w




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Friday, August 13, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Joker Starr Vs Nishi

Joker Starr started this rapping battle implying that Nishi's jacket was really a table cloth then told a story about when he seen his rival at Blood In the Water, he claimed to have treated him like family. The funny thing is messed up during his rhyme verse soon after. When he got back in the game and caught his rhythm he accused his opponent of losing pretty badly and even had the delivery to describe it. He tried to imply that his adversary should stick to the streets if he's no good at rapping and said this isn't his usual passion. Nishi then went in with his lyrical hard punchlines and bad things on Joker Starr's mother for giving birth to him and referred to his raps as being vomit. He seemed to be trying to imply that his challenger was all talk but no action but made it clear that he wasn't scared and claims that he even rejects him on Facebook. He finished his verse by accusing his opposition of killing his career by association. Nishi won this round of this battle of hard rhymes.

In the second round of this rap cypher Joker Starr went in and made it clear that people are suppose to hate and called Nishi a hobbit and a novice. He even said that today wasn't a good day for his adversary and seemed to be comparing his adversary to playing with birds. He asked about his opponent about the army behind him and said they must not like him for letting him go up against him. He made fun of his rival's teeth as well and compared them to the legs on his wife. Nishi then went in saying that Joker Starr is a joker and people laugh at him because of his bizarreness. He said that nobody calls his challenger large and said that the MC has been rhyming for a minute but still doesn't get any recognition. He claimed that his opposition mooned the crowd when he was on stage and tried to imply that he is a comedian. Nishi won this round of this cypher punchlines.

In the third round of the one on one battle Joker Starr used stage props showing off Nishi's CD/mix-tape then throwing it on the ground and he seemed hungry for a win. He thought that it was fowl for him to disrespect him after he just purchased it then he threw it on the ground but that was stupid especially if he purchased it that's a real waste of money and english currency is high but anyways. He suddenly forgot his lines and took too long of a pause to redeem himself in my book and then tried to improvise and freestyle. Nishi claimed that Joker Starr ecstatic when he found out he was battling him because supposedly he thinks they are the same but he said that his opponent was not a challenge to him. He called himself a savage from Rome and tried to imply that he was up against a pussy it almost became a fight. Nishi won this round of the rap tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI-8LV9CyRo



Thursday, August 5, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: 24/7 vs Reverse Live

Reverse Live started the rap battle calling 24/7 Doug Funny and asked when did he start becoming a hard acting thug in fact he compared him to all the Doug funny characters. He said when his opponent raps everybody drops there bears and think that the cops are in the building and compared him to Kanye West because he's always rapping with The Wire on. This emcee also had jokes about his opponents school days as well and accused him of entering basket ball tournaments under the name white chocolate. He claimed that his opposition should be doing river rafting. 24/7 started flowing next and claimed that Reverse Live hasn't been the the same since Topr and Sahtyre beat him in a cypher. He said that his challenger has been drowning since those two match ups but said he would baptize them further and he reminded me of a somebody reciting a poetry at a slam contest. He called his opponent a fat guy that who tries to rob Mc Donald's for nothing more than something to eat. He said that he would break his adversary down then turn the place into a vacant town and called Reverse Live a clown that wouldn't make it. He said that he was bringing something new when he come to fight but he said that he has a style that many other use and called him a biter as well as a born loser. In this round of the rhyme battle it was a tie so far in my opinion.

In round two Reverse Live went in and started to flow saying that 24/7 is camps personal bitch who would do anything to be in the Gauntlet and accusing him of cleaning up vomit. He said that he watched the movie White boys to dig up his opponents and said that a convincing tough accent isn't something that his opponent has because he looks like a bitch boy version of Peter Pan. His main focus seemed to be to call his opposition a Wig-Ga that fakes like he's hard. 24/7 called Reverse Live so bib he uses a rake as a salad fork and accused him of looking from a character from dumb and dumber he just took a little long to get the words out then he said i'll bet your blood type is O yeah. He called himself as bad as it gets aka the captain and said his opponents swagger is a mess. He accused his challenger of eating Mexican food. The last punchline he said was that he should put his rivals mother in knock his opponents mother out cold just to let him see what a vegetable looks like. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In round three Reverse Live said don't listen to 24/7 because back in the days he was the same guy competing in battles over the computer with his key board typing out the rhymes. He said that he probably never freestyle raps and said his opponent reminds him of a weather blowing. He tried to call his rival weak and accused him of having a fake New York accent. He said that he'd leave his oppositions face looking like a mask. He made it clear that he was with Grind Time from the start and said
his opposition isn't worth of being able to rap in this tournament. 24/7 went in saying that Reverse Live made a mistake of telling him that he can't freestyle then brought up the fact that he mentioned something in his last match up that makes him contradict him self at this point. He said that his opponent took a loss from Sahtyre, 9DM, and Topr. He said that the last battle Reverse Live was in he lost to a British Mc. 24/7 won this last round of the tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw3QvMPexi8




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Monday, August 2, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Knowledge Medina vs Aak

Knowledge Medina started the cypher trying to imply that Aak is corny and boring to them. He asked him why he raps the way he does and threatened to assault him but claims that he doesn't wanna catch a case. He made insults about his oppositions delivery and hit him with a face joke. He acclaimed that his opponent would leave the battle with no money for stepping face to face with him unless he got a direct deposit. He tried to call his opponent a back sliding muslim and brought up everything that his Aak could possibly say about him. Knowledge Medina admit to choking in a few rap battles and the fact that he has trouble pronouncing words. He gave his run down of exactly who he is towards the end of his verse tried to imply that he was a lion eating an ox and tried to imply that the two emcees could relate to each other but said his adversary belongs behind the scenes. Aak went up to rhyme next and made it clear that his adversary's verse was the most corny he's ever heard and said that he's forever nerd then made fun of the way he pronounces words. He said he's know for winning while Knowledge Medina is known for losing and said that they are distant cousins. He mentioned that his rival is a heavy weight but called himself a heavy favorite and started to improvise a good counter saying some real lyrics about just because his opponent knew everything he said can't change the impact of when he says him. Aak had a strong delivery that could be felt for sure and insulted his adversary's legacy with no regards for the Grind Time Pioneers. This MC truly turned it up a notch and told him screw his career and called his 18 matches trash. Aak said he caught his opposition with his breasts out singing at Spring Break. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie.

In the second round of this rap clash Knowledge Medina anxiously jumped and spit his bars. He said when people saw his adversary's name on the flyer they couldn't believe he existed and compared him to Michael Vick. He asked Aak who he was fighting saying he looks like a munchkin an abusive husband, and Marcus Houston's cousin. He tried to imply that no one said it was gangster to stomp on someones face like you are river dancing and said that he would snuffed him for making fun of his country. Knowledge Medina brought up a true valid fact to his islmaic adversary that most Europeans are Muslim. He compared his opponent to Marlin Wayan in womens clothes and compared his woman to The Prophet Muhammad . Aak jumped in and started rapping about Knowledge Medina's losses and claimed that his challenger stomped on. He focused on trying say that nobody cares about adversary's record and told him that he'd never be anyone who matters. He said something about his opponent battling 9DM and swore he was lame. He said called his oppositions album worst than his Grind Time record. He implied that his rival isn't a rider and even his car confirms it. The winner of this round of the one on one battle was Aak.

In the third round of the cypher Knowledge Medina told his opposition that he could ask around about him everyone would tell him the truth a big dude with a big nose that makes him look more Islamic than his adversary. He tried to make his opponent look like Osama bin Laden and accused him of living in caves and eating spiders. He compared his opponent to Alicia Keys and Steve Urkel. He called Aak a plane jacker and said that him and his accomplice got into a fight about who would fly the plane after he jacked it. Knowledge Medina said that his adversary knows it would get racial rapping against him and spoke about how he would beat him in Madden or Fifa. He reminded his adversary that he wasn't in New jersey and called him an octopus. Aak said that his opponent reminds him of Diaz and tried to call him a biter who copies. He asked his opponent what he was talking about and said that he should become a muslim and to give it a try. He said that Knowledge Medina's speech impediment should help him speak arabic and made a good point about cheaters say they often win. Aak called his opponent pussy in Spanish and said that High Collide writes his rhymes. He tried to imply that his opposition and his crew think up lyrics as a group effortinstead of individually. In my opinion Knowledge Medina won this round of the one on one battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKgJmWOhmN4&playnext=1&videos=FH9OdG1rg_k



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