Showing posts with label Texas Battle League. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas Battle League. Show all posts

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Texas Battle League: Lawjick vs Chronyc

Lawjick started the match calling Chronyc a piece of shit dick riding fagot and told his opposition to drop a drum and base record. He then said his opposition uses a nine to five as a funnel cake. His lyrical skills were thorough and i was feeling it. Chronyc then went into spit and claimed that he didn't have to have chips to bag Lawjick's girl. His lyrical skills were thorough as well this was looking like evenly matched battle. He called his rival a bitch nigga that wouldn't draw a gun. He said the first time he seen his adversary he was eating pork strips and accused his girl friend of smelling like Horse shit. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Lawjick started the cypher with a rebuttal on Chronyc's last punchline and claimed that his girlfriend gets trained ran on her. He said that his opposition had a small penis and tried to imply that he was and average rapper. Chronyc then went into rap and claimed when he sparks a beat the tracks were hard and hardly weak. He then said Lawjick sounds like a geek. He claimed that his challenger was the type to strip naked and run to the roof with two fagots gripping on him. Chronyc won this round of the lyrical clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Lawjick went into spit trying to accuse Chronyc of putting on a front. He then referred to his adversary wearing dread locks, then Rap City, Smack, Statz, and Math Hoffa. He accused his opposition of being trash and having a flamboyant father. He also said that his rival of having 2 losses. Chronyc then went into rhyme and claimed he would handle Lawjick properly. He admit to being extra black and told he would slap the shit out of him. He spit mad horror core raps this round. Chronyc won this round of the exihibiton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7jdmc3V0Jg



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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Texas Battle League: Michael White vs Gidon

Michael White started the freestyle clash and claimed that he had been warned about making gay jokes about Gidon. He started off telling a story about how his adversary put a gun to his head and apparently tried to rape him. He ended his verse claiming to have stole his gun and beat him with it. He seemed to be freestyle rhyming and claimed to a rap don. Gidon then went into rhyme and accused Michael White of smelling like his odor scent in hyena shit. He accused his opposition of using crack for deodorant and claimed that he would drop a bomb on his head and crib. He accused his challenger of being a pitiful wife beater who was living a lie. This round of the match was a tie.

Michael White went into this round of the cypher against Gidon and seemed to be trying to claim that if he loses it was because he beat himself. He then brought up his last match against Statz. He also said that he would still win if you set him up with a rematch and claimed to had been dancing on the guys mother before he even came to the battle. Gidon went into rhyme and said it looked like Michael White had took too many bumps to the liver. He accused his opponent of having a mother for a sister. His lyrical skills were thorough in this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the hip hop battle Michael White went in and claimed that people get mad at him for using too many gay jokes. He accused Gidon of sounding like a girl when he raps and claimed to be pimping him. Gidon then went into spit and seemed to be rhyming from a racist angle. He claimed to be trying to imply that Michael White Klan member. He dropped a bit of information as well. Gidon won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJfF040I70



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Texas Battle League: Statz vs Core

Core went into the first round of this rap clash implying that Statz didn't pass his SAT's. He claimed to rep San Antonio Texas and claimed to be the best mc. He then tried to imply that his opponent was infected with Std's. He then said that he could bet that you wouldn't see his adversary on MTV or online feeds. When time was up he claimed to be just getting started. Statz then went into rhyme and claimed that this match could be the highlight of the year. He called Core Cory and aske him if he could hear him and told Japanese Jesus to figure out who he puts him up against after this battle and subliminally brought up Phranchyze. He compared himself to a gutter mattress as well. This round of the exhibition was a lie in my opinion.

Core then went into rhyme in round 2 and accused Statz of having whack ass raps. He accused his rival of practicing homosexuality with his home boy. He accused his adversary of being a rookie who wears Fila's and using double negatives when he speaks. Statz then went into spit and claimed he was about to get on his grizzly. He called his rival a nerd and said his lyrics make him snicker. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the exhibition Core went into rhyme and accused Statz of talking about guns and cock. He accused his adversary of bopping nuts and said that his rival was conceived by a crack head. He claimed to be happy to rhyme naturally and ended his bars saying check mate. Statz then went into spit against Core and claimed to think too much. He seemed to have comparing himself to suicide. His performance was both interactive and interesting. In my opinion Statz won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the last round of the rhyme cypher Core went into spit and called Statz Earl implying that his face made him wanna throw up. He called his own rhyme schemes nice and frightening. He then said his opponent didn't want to test him and accused him of using Ecstasy through his anus. He ended his verse calling his opponent a Water boy. Statz then went into the cypher and claimed Core looked like the type to take the roaches if they smoked a sack. He also subliminally brought up Math Hoffa and Dose in his verse. He said that he had Biggies heart and 2 pac's soul. He started messing up towards the middle and the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfsPXqva6oI



Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Texas Battle League: Mr. Fitness vs Throwed Ese

Throwed Ese went into rhyme and claimed that he came to eat Mr. Fitness's ass up and claimed that he had been waiting to beat him up. He claimed that his opponent was a gimmick and said that it was evident. He claimed that he wasn't Richard Simmons and claimed that he was gonna put his opposition in a box. Mr. Fitness started the rap cypher making fun of Throwed Ese residence and looked for him. He claimed that everyone at the battle knew what he had been through. He bragged about his flow and claimed to be a big dog on the other side of the fence. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round Throwed Ese went in to predict one of two things and implied that he would either mess up like his past opponents or lose. He tried to imply that Mr. Fitness was a fake rapper. He also said his adversary was adversary was a worthless snitch and claimed that he deserved to catch a smack in the face by a dick. He told his rival to do him and the crowd a favor and have Gutter write his rhymes next time. Mr. Fitness then went into rhyme and said he came to give Throwed Ese a bashing and show him fashion. He said that the last battle was cat fights and bunny suits. He claimed that at his shows females wave like a pageant is passing and had a few sports jokes to say about his adversary as well. Mr. Fitness then went into rap and i would say that he got it based on consistency.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Throwed Ese went into rhyme against Mr. Fitness and stated the fact that it was round three. He also said that he accuses of being to hungry but he didn't think he was hungry enough. He then screamed up to Pimp C for guidance as it seemed. He seemed to have had a slip up towards the end. Mr. Fitness then went into spit and spit and asked his opposition why he had messed up like that because he seemed to have wanted to earn his victory. He claimed to be the black Ozzy Osbourne and claimed to be bread to take his challengers bread. This round was funny it reminded me of a comedy. He claimed that his rival's girl had said that he couldn't fight. Mr. Fitness won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=argE4-gF6bE



Texas Battle League: J.Redd vs. Syndrome

Syndrome started the freestyle battle first implying that he was a black Slim Shady and claimed to have birthed J.Redd. He claimed to have gave birth to his opposition through his ovaries and killed him. He said that heard his rival was nice on the microphone but had never won one time in his life. He said that his adversary was on Maury dancing. J.Redd went into spit and claimed to be straight from the gutter. He also seemed to have made fun of his opponents shoes for being air brushed and brought up he fact that he admit to having ovaries. He claimed that his verse was off the top. J.Redd won this round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the competition Syndrome went into spit and seemed to be accusing J.Redd of using recycled rhymes and getting beat up by a bouncer. He claimed that at the end his opposition would be mad and bragged about how much dope he sold. He claimed to have been rapping since back in the day and claimed that it didn't matter to him whether he lost this match or not. J.Redd went into this round of the rap clash countering Syndrome and said he seen him riding the bus. He claimed to have stacks and claimed that he would punch his challenger. He claimed that his opponent looked like a ghetto version of Rupaul and accused him of masturbating to Pee Wee Herman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnR272g3lA



Texas Battle League: Cali Zack vs Machete Mike

Machete Mike started the rap cypher first and implied that he would put the hammer to Cali Zack's head. He implied that his opponents girl be lying in the bed with him and claimed that his rhymes were sick. He told his opponent not to come to Texas thinking that he can spit and claimed that his rhymes were sick. He was apparently spitting off the top. Cali Zack then went into rhyme against Machete Mike and kind of reminded me of a lyrical poem. He claimed to have his challenger locked in a fastened cabinet and told him he get Netflix. He ended his verse trying to accuse his rival of shooting homo porn. Cali Zack won this round of the match.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Machete Mike went into spit against and said to Cali Zack anxiously claiming that he was tired of emcees running there mouth. He accused his opposition of making friends with the cops and compared his lyrics to getting down in a crack head orgy. He called his opponent a carbon copy of emcee cartoon. Cali Zack then went into spit and told Machete Mike get his Google hits up. He claimed that his opposition pawned his computer in for crack and accused him of going to rehab for Smack. Cali Zack obviously won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Machete Mike went into flow against Cali Zack implying that he runs a muck and compared him to a credit card. He implied not practicing for the battle because his opposition wasn't worth it and made it apparent that he was spitting off the top again. He then later on started messing up and just threw this round away. Cali Zack then went into spit and said something about it being over time even though it was the third round. He accused his opponent of getting his ass beat in jail and made him age. He accused him of looking like the one of the old Public Enemy member. Cali Zack won this round of the rhyme cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-WWFx7BoBc



Monday, October 25, 2010

Texas Battle League: Statz vs Michael White

Statz went into the cypher first claiming that it was a mis match and tried to imply that Michael White shouldn't be there. He claimed to feel like he was pushing himself like three years and claimed that his adversary was looking scared. He claimed to have took a loss when he knew that he shouldn't have and tried to call his opposition Big T. Michael White went into rhyme against Statz and claimed that he wasn't trying to ride his own dick then bragged about how sick his rhymes were. This lyricist started saying a little bit too many things that he should have said no homo about. He claimed to have got married to the last rapper that he beat and he changed his adversary's name to snatch. He claimed that after the match his opposition was go online and tell every one how much of an amazing guy he was. Statz won this round of the cypher in my opinion but Michael White had a few funny lines.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Statz went into try to imply that Michael White was broke and poor. He told his rival that he was better off dead and said that his rival blogged to appologise and he thought it was whack. He called his adversary a crack head and said for someone to tell him to act dead. He brought up the fact that he was in his adversary's city. Michael White then went in making gay jokes about Statz again and seemed to have accused his girl of being on his dick. He claimed that his rival could show his penis in public and no one would yell. He said more punchlines that he needed to say no homo about. Statz won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Statz went into spit and said to Michael White and claimed that he wasn't with the jokes. He told Texas that they better hold him and accused his mother of being like Michael Jordan. His lyricism was thorough towards the end and he told his opponent to invest in a sweater. Michael White went into a rhyme and said he wouldn't make his adversary look like a scrub. He said his adversary was a a princess and tried to imply that his opponent was soft. He seemed like he very well could've been spitting a freestyle. Statz won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpzsrTYORJ0



Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Texas Battle League: Outspoken Vs. Gene Steele

Gene Steele went into this rap battle first mocking Outspoken and implied his opponent choking and forgetting his verse. He also made fun of his adversary's size and shape then accused his opponent of not getting girls. He tried to call his opposition a punk and his ending was funny. Outspoken then anxiously went into the rhyme battle introducing Gene Steele and implied knocking him out. His performance was very energetic and interesting to watch. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

Gene Steele then went into spit with a ton of name calling and insults. He told Outspoken to go home and watch his kids and accused him of working in the rest stop. He tried to call his opponents music lame and threatened to knock him out. Outspoken then went into rhyme and tried to imply that it took 2 retards to make Gene Steele. He tried to imply that he was helping his opponent get his credibility up and told him that he should be thankful. He claimed to think that his challenger was a little out of his league stepping to him. Outspoken clearly won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

Gene Steele went into the rap battle and said he would call Outspoken a man when he starts acting like one. He called his adversary a hip hop nerd and threatened to hurt him towards the end. Outspoken then went into rhyme and compared his swagger to a scooter. He tried to imply that there was no use of people tring to use his name in disposition and gave an example. He said that his adversary was a homo that needed to practice and lyrically described how his opponent smelled. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eooILG8ww6o




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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Texas Battle League: Macheti Mike vs. Chaseboy

Chaseboy started the cypher first saying that Macheti Mike would start a cult just to drink Kool Aid and claimed that the battle was way too easy. He said that his opponent invited his mother over to cook him something and told him he would never win at any sport. Macheti Mike said that Chaseboy was about to find out that his rhymes were Illmaculate. He said that he had something to give to his challenger that he got from gutter boy. He said that his opposition gets his ass handed to him. Chaseboy won this round of the cypher but he had the most quotable punchline of this round.

In the second round of this rap cypher Chaseboy calling Macheti Mike out of his name and told his opponent that he had no idea what he was talking about. He said that he could burp in his oppositions face and he'd trt to get a taste of it and accused him of getting stabbed by his sister and said he couldn't beat him in anyway. He said thathis opposition had a picture of his mother on his shirt. Macheti Mike then went into rhyme claiming that Chaseboy was shook of him and called him the white version of ashy Larry. He told him to go home and put on lotion and claaimed he was taking a stab at him he was a very tad bit poor in the smoothness of some of the things he said so I would assume that he freestyle spit most of this verse but he did a good job. Chaseboy won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the match up Chaseboy started rhyming with an explosive blast off screaming for someone to get Macheti Mike a crack sandwich. He tried to call his opposition a crack head and compared him to Larry Bird. He called his adversary is a pussy. Macheti Mike said for someone to tell Chaseboy to stop and doing pop music and start rapping. He accused his adversary practicing besteality and he claimed to have done acid in this rap cypher. Macheti Mike won this round of the rhyme clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ai8NBI8YM



Texas Battle League: Core vs Throwed Ese

Core started this round of the rhyme battle first and said he was told that his next opponent actually won his last match and made it seem like he couldn't believe he was battling Throwed Ese. He called his opposition a possum rat that lost to someone unworthy and tried to imply that it sounds horrible when his opponent raps and called him a pip squeak that speaks like a lady. He called himself a true MC and said that his opponent looks sick. Throwed Ese then went into spit and called Core a bum ass whack rapper with no budget. He claimed that when he steps rhymes in a competition he tries to make his opponent suffer. He claimed to have the rap cypher in a bag before they even mentioned his rival. He called him a KiD CuDi fan and called his adversary a waste breath. He claimed to have left a nut stain on his oppositions girl. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion since they both had good points.

In the second round of the rhyme cypher Core went into the second round of the lyrical battle claiming to feel bad for questioning his aspirations. He claimed that Throwed Ese career choice that he's making is a bad one and said that he wouldn't get played on any rapping station. He accused his adversary of not having an education and told him that there wasn't a job for masturbation. He tried to imply that he was the real rapper that his opposition knew he would have to eventually face. He called his opposition a stick figure. Throwed Ese then went into the second round of the cypher and called his style despicable. He said that hat Core just did was pitiful and said he meant it then used a big word that sounded made up. He said that to compare him to his challenger the guy would need a miracle. He finished his verse calling time on him self. This round of this extremely close match up was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this competition Core went right into this rap cypher and said that he brakes microphones while Throwed Ese takes pipe. He asked his adversary if he seen him at the flea market selling faked Nike's and shaved ice. He claimed to have wanted to play nice and accused his opponents voice of cracking from stage fright. He said that when he smells fear he hunts for blood like a great white and and claimed that his skill were better. He said that never ever would his opposition win a match or a fight. He claimed that his adversary has no green but has a lot of wishes. Throwed Ese went into the cypher claiming that while he's still in the league that there is no way that he'd let a bum like Core get in the lead. He said that he couldn't taste defeat if he was in the sole of his challengers feet. He claimed that real niggas know him and claimed to be the soul of the streets. He tried to imply that he was up against a drug addict. He compared his opponent to his dad and mother. Throwed Ese won this round of the rap clash.

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle Core went in to rhyme and apparently was freestyle spitting. He said that he likes Throwed Ese and told him to tell his mother not to bite so hard. He had a racial reference or two as well. he claimed to have the hot touch and seemed to be trying to imply that his adversary didn't even go through puberty yet. he asked his opposition if he can stand all the heat at the end of his verse. Throwed Ese said at the start of him spitting that it was Okwerdz to him that Core showed up with a lack of Arsonal. He said he always had keys to the game. He smoothly used Hollow Da Don, Aye verb, Conceited, Goodz, Hit Man Holla, DNA, and said he wasn't half of T Rex. Throwed Ese won this round in my opinion with this last verse that was surely written and rehearsed a good amount of times.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCzu4gaFrNs



Texas Battle League: Dubb Sicks vs. Chaseboy

Chaseboy started this rap clash first and claiming that if Dubb Sicks were to lose the match it would be no big deal. He claimed that his rival was a racist and accused him following Franchise around in the past. He said hat he use to be his promoter that use to beat him in one on one matches. Dubb Sicks then went in and called Chaseboy a frat boy going through his rap stage. He claimed to push blow and pack heaters. He called his adversary an older version of Justin Bieber with jungle fever and his challenger was a cheap guy who couldn't afford real liquor or Jewelry. Dubb Sicks won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap tournament Chaseboy seemed to be ruling out Dubb Sicks as being a homo and claimed that his father use to chase him around the house. He claimed that he was gonna put his opposition on blast and said that there was no reason why he should be messing with nice chicks since he can't. He compared himself to Jurassic 5 and asked him about self defense classes. He claimed that his rival went around with Cadalack Ron randomly battling people and was getting his ass kicked. Dubb Sicks then went in to rhyme and said he hold down. He claimed that Chaseboy called his black friends ninja and accused him of being a pedophile so much to the point that he purchased an ice cream truck. He accused his challenger of working manual labor an writing music about living a drug dealer lifestyle. He compared his oppositions music to the houses on hoarders. Dubb Sicks won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Chaseboy called Dubb Sicks a racist and claimed that his adversary belongs with Japanese Jesus. He said that his adversary would look cleaner with afro puff. Dubb Sicks went into this round of the rhyme battle and accusing Chaseboy of doing interracial gang bangs to become pregnant with. He said that his challenger was scarred from that and said that his opponent's particularly likes unicorns. He accused he was screwing with his adversary's girl and of messing with some girls sloppy seconds. Dubb Sicks won this round of the cypher in my opinion.



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Texas Battle League: Statz vs Theorum

Statz went into the cypher first and said that he was there to bring the pain like Tupac. He compared his guns to the video game Contra and he claimed that Theorum kind of sucks. He accused his adversary of being a bitch that wouldn't ride the bus. He claimed to eat punches and said that he knocks them out while T.B.L. lines them up. He called his adversary light work and told him to blame it on the alcohol if he thought he was crazy.He had a hyper delivery as well. Theorum then went into rhyme against Statz and and seemed to be freestyle rhyming. He seemed to be incorporating Algebra and Astrology into his raps. He had a lot of black jokes for someone who is the same complexion as his challenger. Statz won this round of the Hip Hop tournament in my opinion

In the second round of the rhyme battle Statz went in claiming that his words were superb and said he was knocking Theorum out and referred to him as being Oscar The Grouch. He said tried to imply that his adversary's girl is unfaithful to him and claimed that he wears a skirt. He implied that he didn't take his opponent seriously by comparing him to sitcom characters. Theorum then went into rhyme against Statz and said he'd smack him out of Austin. He proceeded to rap and seemed to be freestyle rhyming. He compared his challenger to ugly looking breasts and accused him of putting his penis in Cool Whip. Statz won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Statz said that he is not Theorum and said that he is what you see. He called his rival is a bitch but is missing the lip ring. He called his opponent a poop stain and claimed that his opposition was shorter in real life. Theorum then went into rhyme against Statz and said that it was a small world after all then said not to catch him after dark. He called his challenger a snitch and accused him of liking Tech 9. He was freestyle rapping and was saying just anything. Statz won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osXYn9M_pK4



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Texas Battle League: Mr. Fitness vs. Manafes

Mr. Fitness went into the rhyme battle first saying claiming to be a deacon that was ready to bless Manafes with a beaten. He had thorough metaphors and a witty approach to this cypher. He claimed that his opponent would staring at defeat and tried to imply that he can beat up a grizzly bears. Manafes started his verse claiming that he was a man that was all about History and claimed to have a history of being quick to to wine and dine hos. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round tournament Mr. Fitness went in and said the streets named him a motivational speaker. He said that can't seem to motivate Manafes to move and accused his adversary of walking with a fag and coming from a gay date. He ended his verse by claiming that he ate Manafes. Manafes went into the rap clash claiming that Mr. Fitness didn't say anything that was worth something. He said that this was just an observation then claimed that his opponent was afraid of being confronted. He claimed that his challenger hears voices. He tried to his call his adversary. Mr. Fitness won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Mr. Fitness went in and said that in High school his opposiions Manafes was Dun-kin and had a part time job at Jiffy Lube. He said that his opposition has a whack swagger and told him to hop off his testicles. Manafes went into this round of the rhyme battle saying that Mr. Fitness should just quit and accused his opposition from starting off at the bottom and going further down as far as rap is concerned. He also tried to call his challenger a stupid weird homo. Mr. Fitness won this round of the cypher in my opinion.



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Texas Battle League: Chronyc vs Enygma

Enygma started he rap battle assuming that Chronyc didn't now what he was up against and tried to imply that he can fight pretty damn good. He claimed to be a soldier and called his opponent a bitch. He claimed he would leave his adversary to dripping a lot of blood. He claimed that he would run his opposition and compared it to a spades and aces game. The first thing that Chronyc said to Enygma was an accusation that he wasn't real and said that he knows he never heard of him. he claimed to be cool with him lyrically but not physically. He said that his words hit harder than a shoot gun blast. His lyrical skills were thorough and so was his punchlines Chronyc won this round of the rhyme battle in opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical match Enygma started off making jokes about Chronyc's name. He threatened to slap his adversary hard enough to catch whip lash and told him that he should have never came from Boston to Texas. He claimed after the cypher him and his peoples would be robbing him. Chronyc went into the lyrical battle claiming that he screws ho's and bragged about how he was from the home of the Red Sox. He made nasty comments about his Enygmay's wife and claimed to bust nuts on her face. Chronyc won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion, he just out shined his challenger with his in your face stage presents.

In the third round of the competition Enygma went in and said he wanted to give Chronyc the first few rounds out of charity. He might as well had through the match. He tried to imply that being a battle rapper wasn't for his opponent and claimed to have never heard a track with him spitting hot lyrics. He claimed that his adversary works in fast food. Chronyc then went into this lyrical match and claimed his Enygma's name is WOODY WOOD SIDE. He then proceeded to make homo jokes and said he gets head from his wife. He messed up a few times then started to freestyle. Enygma won this round of the cypher in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSXAJd_cVFE



Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Texas Battle League: Blaze Won vs. Core

Blaze Won started the cypher talking about how he heres a whole bunch of stuff from over analytical online rap fans. They apparently have criticized him in the past about having played out Fight Klub punchlines. He compared Core a young bum looking version of George Lopez. He claimed that he was gonna brake him down to the Core just like his rap name,Do you get it? He said he rather be judged on thousands of name flips when he raps instead of digging up dirt about his opponents and using personal info to win a rap cypher. He said he'll shoot Core in the forehead if he even thinks about taking his corn bread and said that Core Looks like Cortez. Blaze Won compared himself to Don Corleone. His advesary otherwise known as Core he called his raps foolish and his flow is generic and he shout be embarrassed for even trying to rhyme. He claimed that he's just gonna keep losing his battles especially to him. Core compared his own rap game to Labron James basketball skills. He tried to say that Blaze Won under estimated him and is a fake thug that nobody respects. Core claimed that his foe claims to keep heat but wouldn't squeeze a lama at at a petting zoo and tried to call him a nice white guy because he doesn't give real daps he gives high fives. The rapper know as Core was getting syllabic with putting rhymes together at times. He said that his foe get has a bi-guy watching his blind side at night time. Core said he lacks the patience for someone who's fake. He called Blaze Won a drag queen that wore a purse and said it probably humiliated his father and told him to go back to Dallas because he just killed him in a this battle in round one like the Spurs and the Maverics. Core won this round of the battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Blaze Won gave respect to the San Antonio Spurs but referred to there rappers as being fags. He went as far to say that he's a cross over between Marcus Garvey and Pimp C and compared to being somewhere between his feet and the concrete so he said that he was gonna stomp him down. He warned to Core to retreat with his nuts tucked and to keep his lips sealed and gums shut. Blaze Won told his adversary you wouldn't squeeze triggers and duck hunt you would't throw dirt at a dump truck and the only keys he ever pushed was an F sharp major. He called himself a nextel GTS and his opponent a skytel pager. He said that Core and his friends be having T parties. Blaze Won tried to say that all his adversary does is make rap jokes like Steve Harvey. He ended his verse rapping about shooting away his rival and their posse. Core started rhyming next and said that he doesn't have to cuss a lot or rap about busting shots. He said that Blaze Won is a scared timid type of man. He called him a cock loving sucking jock and asked him how is his name blaze when he ain't never said nothing hot. He said that his rival isn't packing a full clip and his act was amusing and it made him happy that he only had one ear so he doesn't have to listen to half of what Blaze Won spit. He called his adversaries rapping useless. He tried to make jokes about Blaze Won's lyricist skills. Core asked when did uncle cracker become such a punk ass rapper. This round was a tie.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Blaze Won claimed that Core his opponent was finished. He said this battle is like Danny Daveto going up against someone with the strength of Dee bow. He said his rival still goes to the restaurant and orders chicken strips off the dollar menu. He ended by spitting about how he tea bags on Cores chicks face and tried to imply that his opposing challenger kisses her right after. Blaze Won messed up on his rap lyrics right after he said that and didn't even finish the battle. His rival Blaze Won was next up to rap.Already lost He told him that he could try all that he like even though he already lost. Core said that Blaze Won lies when he rapsand he said that Blaze Won's vagina is tight. He said that his challenger kept on licking his lips. Core's last statement was that Blaze Won will always be hot because he'll never have fans and in my opinion he ultimately won the rap battle.

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Texas Battle League: Dubb Sicks Vs. Manafes

Dubb Sicks volunteered to start the cypher off with a colorful rap delivery and he was good at putting rhymes together. He said he wishes that Manafes lived Arizona. Dubb Sicks made a statement about San Antonio being a different breed of fagots. He had a pretty spit those syllabic raps. He said he would go to the Alimoe and slap Manafes with a cinder block. In his last punchline during this round of the hip hop battle was that his rap opponents breath smells like ass and bad eggs. Manafes went hard when it was his chance to rap he didn't waste time to talk shit about Dubb Sicks mother calling her easy enough for a cave man to do it. He said that his rap challengers had to use Viagra just to jack off. Manafes's last punchline was a threat to break both of Dubb Sicks's legs and telling him good luck. Dubb Sicks won this round of MC battle.

In the second round of the Hip hop cypher Dubb Sicks started by calling Manafes the fourth best rapper in Texas. He also said that his rap opponent won the best dressed for wearing ass less chaps in a homosexual rodeo. Dubb Sicks said that Manafes dropped out of school to become a rapper I don't now if it's true or not but he tried to say that it's not a career path and he is corny. he finished off making racist rap jokes and talking about Manafes's girl having chest hair. Manafes spit counter raps. He said that Dubb Sicks sucks and he says nothing just like Maggie Simpson and the other punchline that stood out to me was the one about you couldn't cum clean if you pissed out tooth paste. Dubb Sicks won this round of the rap clash even though Manafes had a lot of quotable rhyme schemes.

In the third round of the rap cypher Dubb Sicks said Manafes's wife looks like Manny Ramirez but he calls her Tranny Ramirez. He said that his rap opponent does three ways with three gays dressed up. Manafes seemed to be getting mad when Dubb Sicks was making those Mexican rap jokes. He stepped up his game during this round of the match up. Manafes said the game is over like when Vince Carter stuck his arm in the rim. It was funny and interesting when this emcee brought a picture of Dubb Sicks with a blow up doll. Manafes accused Dubb Sicks of having sex with the blow up doll. This round of the rap confrontation was a tie and both rappers

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Friday, June 11, 2010

Texas Battle League: Gutta Vs Chaseboy

Gutta started rap battling first threatening his rhyme opponent. He
also bragged about what he does for a living pushing cocaine with a full time job and extorts. Gutta said that Chaseboy because god don't like ugly. His rap opponent Chaseboy tried to call him a rapist aka child molester as his angle. and was talking junk about Gutta's mother. In my opinion Chaseboy may just have won this rap battle by a little bit.

In the second round of this Hip hop battle Gutta spit first rapping them tough battle raps talking about dragging Chaseboy. Gutta went a little sicker during this round of the rhyme battle with his punchlines and rhyme style but at the same time one of his metaphors sounded like he was biting off Cassidy's punchline.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Gutta spit battle raps about how gay Chaseboy is. Gutta's rap performance and verse was shaky during this round. Chaseboy focused this round of the rap battle on spitting about how much of a nerd Gutta was in high school. Chaseboy Chaseboy won this round of the cypher.

In the fourth round Gutta started rap battling about Chaseboy having bad dreams having bad dreams and growing up with in a sadly unfortunate family. Gutta tried to rap about Chaseboy has self esteem issues. Chaseboy tried to act like Gutta's mother called him. Chaseboy would have won but he had one punchline that was dead. Gutta won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

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Texas Battle League: Throwed Ese vs. Statz

Throwed Ese started rap battling first with a ton of aggression, that boy was hungry. Throwed Ese had a some what smooth syllabic rap flow. Throwed Ese first insult was to call Statz a retard. The last thing Throwed Ese told Statz was not to quit his day job because he's sweet. Statz sounded like rapper HEAD ICE in the voice. Statz came with those hard raps until he messed up trying to be fancy and I guess trying to make a rap joke out of Statz girl friend but it messed him up in the end. Throwed Ese won this round of the rapping battle without a doubt.

In the second round of the rapping battle Throwed Ese made the first punchline referring to Bat man and Robin. Throwed Ese said some hard harmful rhymes that hit harder and he was more consistent. Throwed Ese went sick with the syllabic battle raps and his last punchline got the crowd excited. Statz spit his rap verse and it was straight but it didn't appeal to the crowd very much. Statz seemed to be spitting a rehearsed memorized rap verse and I wouldn't be surprised if I heard this rap verse on one of his songs that he recorded because it sounded real cheesy not spontaneous at all.Statz didn't even hit hard with his raps To top it off Statz messed up even worse this round while rapping. Throwed Ese won this round of the rap battle.

In the third round of this rap battle Throwed Ese said he should have charged him for the rap battle. Throwed Ese even said he be watching Grind Time just to find his next rap victim but I think he was just talking, trying to get the attention of someone from Grind Time to notice him. Statz said he was freestyle rapping in this last round of the rap battle and to tell you the truth this was his best round of the rap cypher but at the same time i can't say that he won it. Throwed Ese won this round of the rhyme battle.

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