Grind Time Now / Assault & Battling presents: Base vs Caustic

Base started the lyrical battle calling Caustic a square and claimed his rival knew everything about him. He accused his rival of not being able to keep his nose out of everyones business and claimed that he had wholes in his clothes. He compared his rival talking to ills mating. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed that he didn't usually do name flips but wanted to bring Base back to the basics. He then claimed Espiv getting slapped and claimed his rival couldn't freestyle. He told his rival that he no place in Hip Hop and told him to stop calling his mothers house home base. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Base went into spit and claimed that his father came to the states with a few bucks. He then claimed Caustic was a homeless kid who lived in a vacant school yard and tried to call him an evil computer nerd. He also mocked his rivals Italian heritage at the end. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed after the match the nose joke legacy would be passed along. He told his adversary that he wasn't from Al-Qaeda and asked him who he terrorized. He even brought up Dizaster and Dhalsim This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Base went to combat Caustic's nose jokes with a rebuttal. He even brought up history that i didn't know about Sicily, apparently the place was founded by Persians. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed Base better take back his jokes. He claimed that he would have sex with his challengers mother ejaculate on his nations flag and called him Dizaster's paparazzi. Caustic won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_1D_X2f_OY

The Draft Presents Skitzo Vs Trouble

Trouble started the rap battle saying let quit the chit chat you ban die now and accused Skitzo of having a shirt on his head because he couldn't afford a towel. He made a racist Arab joke as well talking about running up on his opposition and taking his turban. He called his adversary a coke head dope head and accused him of smoking rock and being a sniffer then told him that drugs are not cool and told him that he wasn't a winner he claimed to be a psycho if his opposition was really a Skitzo and said Grind Time has him here and claimed to be missing out on money. He claimed that his adversary's shoe suggest that he's a queer. He ended with a freestyle. Skitzo then went in to rhyme with his smooth sadistic flow and called Trouble bitch made. He called his challengers head is nappy and called him an ass hole. He claimed his opponent is no match when it comes to fighting. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the raps battle Trouble went in immediately and said that his flow is mean. He said that he would shove dynamite in Skitzo little sister vagina to blow her to pieces and kidnap his girl. He said that his adversary sucks and said that he doesn't get money. He said his rival is pussy and called him the only street nigga he knows that's rocking Levi's. Skitzo went into rap again with his sadistic style of rap again. He claims that he would raid his tomb. He made fun of his flow and compared himself to Kay See Jones. Skitzo won this round of the lyrical battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap match Trouble went in to rhyme and said o.k. player and claimed that everyone knows that Skitzo had a crack problem. He told his opponent to listen and said he would lay him down and accused his opponent of telling the feds. He said that he would smash him and leave him looking like pumpkin head. He told his rival that he would never be a boss and tried to call him a white boy. He is a funny ass nigga i'm surprised no one is laughing. Skitzo then went in to rhyme against Trouble and said he handle situations like a general. He spit a written raps. His flow was fast and he just sounded mad rehearsed but even so he kept on being interrupted which I thought was uncalled for and mad disrespectful. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbxe0RdKBfE

DON'T FLOP - Joker Starr Vs Nishi

Joker Starr started this rapping battle implying that Nishi's jacket was really a table cloth then told a story about when he seen his rival at Blood In the Water, he claimed to have treated him like family. The funny thing is messed up during his rhyme verse soon after. When he got back in the game and caught his rhythm he accused his opponent of losing pretty badly and even had the delivery to describe it. He tried to imply that his adversary should stick to the streets if he's no good at rapping and said this isn't his usual passion. Nishi then went in with his lyrical hard punchlines and bad things on Joker Starr's mother for giving birth to him and referred to his raps as being vomit. He seemed to be trying to imply that his challenger was all talk but no action but made it clear that he wasn't scared and claims that he even rejects him on Facebook. He finished his verse by accusing his opposition of killing his career by association. Nishi won this round of this battle of hard rhymes.

In the second round of this rap cypher Joker Starr went in and made it clear that people are suppose to hate and called Nishi a hobbit and a novice. He even said that today wasn't a good day for his adversary and seemed to be comparing his adversary to playing with birds. He asked about his opponent about the army behind him and said they must not like him for letting him go up against him. He made fun of his rival's teeth as well and compared them to the legs on his wife. Nishi then went in saying that Joker Starr is a joker and people laugh at him because of his bizarreness. He said that nobody calls his challenger large and said that the MC has been rhyming for a minute but still doesn't get any recognition. He claimed that his opposition mooned the crowd when he was on stage and tried to imply that he is a comedian. Nishi won this round of this cypher punchlines.

In the third round of the one on one battle Joker Starr used stage props showing off Nishi's CD/mix-tape then throwing it on the ground and he seemed hungry for a win. He thought that it was fowl for him to disrespect him after he just purchased it then he threw it on the ground but that was stupid especially if he purchased it that's a real waste of money and english currency is high but anyways. He suddenly forgot his lines and took too long of a pause to redeem himself in my book and then tried to improvise and freestyle. Nishi claimed that Joker Starr ecstatic when he found out he was battling him because supposedly he thinks they are the same but he said that his opponent was not a challenge to him. He called himself a savage from Rome and tried to imply that he was up against a pussy it almost became a fight. Nishi won this round of the rap tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI-8LV9CyRo

Grind Time Now presents: 24/7 vs Reverse Live

Reverse Live started the rap battle calling 24/7 Doug Funny and asked when did he start becoming a hard acting thug in fact he compared him to all the Doug funny characters. He said when his opponent raps everybody drops there bears and think that the cops are in the building and compared him to Kanye West because he's always rapping with The Wire on. This emcee also had jokes about his opponents school days as well and accused him of entering basket ball tournaments under the name white chocolate. He claimed that his opposition should be doing river rafting. 24/7 started flowing next and claimed that Reverse Live hasn't been the the same since Topr and Sahtyre beat him in a cypher. He said that his challenger has been drowning since those two match ups but said he would baptize them further and he reminded me of a somebody reciting a poetry at a slam contest. He called his opponent a fat guy that who tries to rob Mc Donald's for nothing more than something to eat. He said that he would break his adversary down then turn the place into a vacant town and called Reverse Live a clown that wouldn't make it. He said that he was bringing something new when he come to fight but he said that he has a style that many other use and called him a biter as well as a born loser. In this round of the rhyme battle it was a tie so far in my opinion.

In round two Reverse Live went in and started to flow saying that 24/7 is camps personal bitch who would do anything to be in the Gauntlet and accusing him of cleaning up vomit. He said that he watched the movie White boys to dig up his opponents and said that a convincing tough accent isn't something that his opponent has because he looks like a bitch boy version of Peter Pan. His main focus seemed to be to call his opposition a Wig-Ga that fakes like he's hard. 24/7 called Reverse Live so bib he uses a rake as a salad fork and accused him of looking from a character from dumb and dumber he just took a little long to get the words out then he said i'll bet your blood type is O yeah. He called himself as bad as it gets aka the captain and said his opponents swagger is a mess. He accused his challenger of eating Mexican food. The last punchline he said was that he should put his rivals mother in knock his opponents mother out cold just to let him see what a vegetable looks like. This round of the cypher was a tie.

In round three Reverse Live said don't listen to 24/7 because back in the days he was the same guy competing in battles over the computer with his key board typing out the rhymes. He said that he probably never freestyle raps and said his opponent reminds him of a weather blowing. He tried to call his rival weak and accused him of having a fake New York accent. He said that he'd leave his oppositions face looking like a mask. He made it clear that he was with Grind Time from the start and said
his opposition isn't worth of being able to rap in this tournament. 24/7 went in saying that Reverse Live made a mistake of telling him that he can't freestyle then brought up the fact that he mentioned something in his last match up that makes him contradict him self at this point. He said that his opponent took a loss from Sahtyre, 9DM, and Topr. He said that the last battle Reverse Live was in he lost to a British Mc. 24/7 won this last round of the tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw3QvMPexi8

Grind Time Now Presents: Knowledge Medina vs Aak

Knowledge Medina started the cypher trying to imply that Aak is corny and boring to them. He asked him why he raps the way he does and threatened to assault him but claims that he doesn't wanna catch a case. He made insults about his oppositions delivery and hit him with a face joke. He acclaimed that his opponent would leave the battle with no money for stepping face to face with him unless he got a direct deposit. He tried to call his opponent a back sliding muslim and brought up everything that his Aak could possibly say about him. Knowledge Medina admit to choking in a few rap battles and the fact that he has trouble pronouncing words. He gave his run down of exactly who he is towards the end of his verse tried to imply that he was a lion eating an ox and tried to imply that the two emcees could relate to each other but said his adversary belongs behind the scenes. Aak went up to rhyme next and made it clear that his adversary's verse was the most corny he's ever heard and said that he's forever nerd then made fun of the way he pronounces words. He said he's know for winning while Knowledge Medina is known for losing and said that they are distant cousins. He mentioned that his rival is a heavy weight but called himself a heavy favorite and started to improvise a good counter saying some real lyrics about just because his opponent knew everything he said can't change the impact of when he says him. Aak had a strong delivery that could be felt for sure and insulted his adversary's legacy with no regards for the Grind Time Pioneers. This MC truly turned it up a notch and told him screw his career and called his 18 matches trash. Aak said he caught his opposition with his breasts out singing at Spring Break. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie.

In the second round of this rap clash Knowledge Medina anxiously jumped and spit his bars. He said when people saw his adversary's name on the flyer they couldn't believe he existed and compared him to Michael Vick. He asked Aak who he was fighting saying he looks like a munchkin an abusive husband, and Marcus Houston's cousin. He tried to imply that no one said it was gangster to stomp on someones face like you are river dancing and said that he would snuffed him for making fun of his country. Knowledge Medina brought up a true valid fact to his islmaic adversary that most Europeans are Muslim. He compared his opponent to Marlin Wayan in womens clothes and compared his woman to The Prophet Muhammad . Aak jumped in and started rapping about Knowledge Medina's losses and claimed that his challenger stomped on. He focused on trying say that nobody cares about adversary's record and told him that he'd never be anyone who matters. He said something about his opponent battling 9DM and swore he was lame. He said called his oppositions album worst than his Grind Time record. He implied that his rival isn't a rider and even his car confirms it. The winner of this round of the one on one battle was Aak.

In the third round of the cypher Knowledge Medina told his opposition that he could ask around about him everyone would tell him the truth a big dude with a big nose that makes him look more Islamic than his adversary. He tried to make his opponent look like Osama bin Laden and accused him of living in caves and eating spiders. He compared his opponent to Alicia Keys and Steve Urkel. He called Aak a plane jacker and said that him and his accomplice got into a fight about who would fly the plane after he jacked it. Knowledge Medina said that his adversary knows it would get racial rapping against him and spoke about how he would beat him in Madden or Fifa. He reminded his adversary that he wasn't in New jersey and called him an octopus. Aak said that his opponent reminds him of Diaz and tried to call him a biter who copies. He asked his opponent what he was talking about and said that he should become a muslim and to give it a try. He said that Knowledge Medina's speech impediment should help him speak arabic and made a good point about cheaters say they often win. Aak called his opponent pussy in Spanish and said that High Collide writes his rhymes. He tried to imply that his opposition and his crew think up lyrics as a group effortinstead of individually. In my opinion Knowledge Medina won this round of the one on one battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKgJmWOhmN4&playnext=1&videos=FH9OdG1rg_k

Grind Time Now Presents: PT vs Dreams

PT started the rap battle asking if his opponent has an S on his chest and a cape on? He told a story about how Dreams got to find out he was battling. He called himself a super emcee that would run through his adversary with ease. He called his opponent a Lil Nigga and told him he'd get messed up for stepping up and made jokes about his girl claiming that she doesn't have a big butt but she knows how to give head. He had a punchline that was referring to Morris Chestnut but I think that metaphor was straight it got a little bit too much reaction from the crowd in my opinion then he compared his opposition to a bar and grill. PT claimed to be nice and said his that his rival wouldn't be nice no matter how many times he waves his hands around and dances around it was kind of funny the way he presented it. Dreams started his verse saying that he's Kobe with an Ice Grill then said that he would lean him like some NY-quill and then I liked how he tried to rhyme Bible with it that's funny. What made this rapper stand out more than his opponent to me was his live delivery and called PT the Charles Hamilton type. He tried to say that his opponent has a small penis according to a girl he messes with and tried to incorporate a bit of horror-core into his raps. He said the cats that his adversary stole his style from can call him low jack. In my opinion Dreams won this rhyme battle.

In the second round of this rap clash PT cursed at his opposition and called him an old clone that should'v postponed the battle. He said that Angelo Jones ain't shotting no guns and said that after the match up his fans would throw stones. He said that when he spit the crowd be wild-in and compared his crowd reaction to a broke phone. He also compared his opposition to a goalie and said he would rip him like a wet nap. His last metaphor was thorough, he said that he never sleeps asked how can dreams affect him, that was deep. Dreams went into rap immediately after and said he was ready to go. He called his adversary a toy soldier who's clothes should have been made by Hasbro. He said that PT couldn't see the storm coming with a weather man which i thought was kind of Generic and I like when he started speaking Greek or what ever he was speaking then he acted like he shot him and said bang with the nozzle off. He compared this cypher to Jurassic Park and while he was rapping PT seemed to be staring in his face trying to scare him. He killed it with this round of the rap clash with all the ugly jokes he had for his opponent. Dreams won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the one on one match up PT started off calling Dreams a chump and said that he was gonna kill him at once. He told a story about his opponent and claimed that the man got punk-ed. He threatened to slap his opponent and he compared the differences between him and his opponent even though they are both light skinned but tried to say that his adversary is a homo sexual. He gave Dreams fighting invitations to almost like he was really serious and said when the battle was finished he would make him snooze. PT said that when he is done stomping his opponent he should have marks on his face so it shouldn't confuse the people who is who. His loaded male strip club metaphor was thorough as well as the hate crime one and the time was up before he could finish kicking his verse. Dreams went in to rap trying to imply that after the last verse his opponent spit he didn't even notice him. He claimed his opponent was years behind and said some funny raps about hitting people with light sabers all that crap and said when PT leaves the rap clash parted don't call him a nice braider. He compared his challenger to Lil Flip and claimed he Pokemon trained. He said that this match wouldn't go to overtime and at the end made another queer joke. This round of the round one on one battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvgy7_ciwDQ&playnext=1&videos=Psk8C59baLQ

Grind Time Now Presents: Thesaurus vs DirtBag Dan

DirtBag Dan started this round of the rap cypher claiming that people aren't gonna be happy when they see what he does to Thesaurus and he was gonna create a masterpiece. He tried to imply that his adversary had a spotted face that's why he's called The King Of The Dot. He also had fat jokes and made fun of his opponents sex life. He said that his oppositions battle reign was over and he seems to call him Pete then tried to imply that he couldn't rap on tracks. He said that he was glad that they were competing in Toronto and he cursed at his adversary putting his middle finger up while accusing him of having an under aged girlfriend. Thesaurus jumped in right after DirtBag Dan finished and tried to say that she has a restraining order on his challenger. He claimed to be the type of guy that likes to fight and compared him to the mascot from Burger King and accused him of being 9 and 1 on Grind Time but said that his victories are unfair. He was implying that he is higher ranking and the only reason he gets to face him is because of who he knows. Thesaurus brought up the fact that a lot of DirtBag Dan's battles have overtime rounds and tried to say the crowd doesn't laugh with him they laugh at him. He said that his opponent looks like every dude on the scale of evolution except the human, that's one of the best punchlines I heard all week. Thesaurus won this round of the tournament by a tad bit more.

DirtBag Dan started this round of the lyrical battle and asked how he was suppose to respect his face and wished that he was a Muslim woman so he could wear garments to cover it. He compared his opponents face to to dipset and the purple flag and made up a new color for his opponent, fish net. He basically focused on calling Thesaurus ugly. He even used references from a Nickelodeon show that I forgot all about until he mentioned it and said that his opponent has a Sponge Bob Square Pants face. DirtBag Dan finisher was funny about his face whistling when he puts his head out of a moving car. Thesaurus countered his challenger Sponge Bob Square Pants remarks saying that he is insecure and that beard under his neck is an inch of fur. He said that he was surprised that his opposition didn't cut it and called it his cheapest winning tactic. He said that when DirtBag Dan shaves he looks like a fagot. He bragged about he made rap battling a business and tried to imply that the person he was up against was the same as every other emcee. Thesaurus also spit a few rhymes that question his challengers native roots. He implied that his rival could barely speak Spanish and tried to call him embarrassed of his heritage. He claimed to have two carriers more lucrative than the one his opponent has and he told a story about his adversary proposing to his finance. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this lyrical matchup DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus by what seemed to be his real name Pete. He said his adversary let a porn star sit on his tongue and accused him of catching something on his tongue. He said that his opposition is competing with rapper T Rex's head then got syllabic and said a whole bunch rhymes. He showed his adversary out with true skills and showed that his opposition out for not being able to flow as quick. He told him no to act like he's fat because he's getting money, he's getting fat because eating too many fats and told him he needs to get in shape. DirtBag Dan called Thesaurus a liver face and made insults on his opponents nibbles. He told Pete that this was his world and said that he would slay it with ease. Thesaurus went in calling his opposition predictable and flipped his accusations of not being to flow double time. He said he was winning tournaments while his opponent was getting a minimum wage. He accused DirtBag Dan of unfairly winning rhyme battles and said that he actually has a pay roll and pension plan. Thesaurus won this rap clash by a tad bit more.

In the fourth and last round of this rhyme cypherthe King Of The Dot champion known as Thesaurus talked about his challenger's crew and had racist comments about Jews in which he was talking about Soul Khan. He claimed that DirtBag Dan jerked Jack Shitt out of a win that he deserved and called Tiger Ty a retard that was also able to beat him. He said that his opposition has gotten international trips to places such as London and Toronto than to him. He called his opponent a homeless bum and said he would put him in the dirt like mother nature then said he threw him off a plane. DirtBag Dan then went in next and started to flow and said that he guesses he know who get more respect in the T dot more then said his full name Dan Martinez and Thesaurus's real name is Peter Morse. He told the crowd he could've voted for his beautiful beard but instead he voted for his opposition who had opened soars and brought up the fact that his name means a book of synonyms. He called his opponent a gay pedophile and got lyrical and syllabic while talking crap. His last punchline when he mentioned 2012 implied that his Thesaurus is one ugly dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65gJB2bvHMk&playnext=1&videos=KJzhRCc92PM

Grind Time Now Presents: Doc Waffles vs Nfact

Doc Waffles started the rap battle first and claimed that people who don't know any better might assume that Nfact is more ill and said that his own first matchup is not tied to gt silver. He gave his opponent props for a Yadi Supreme battle and said that he has literate punchlines as he called his opposition a confederate racist country boy. He even put him on blast for the first rap cd he ever owned. Doc Waffles was a real intellectual ass hole when he spit and his last punchline was deep. I must admit that Nfact did look a bit more rugged than his opponent and he said he asked with his lyrical delivery how could ever have respect for his opposition who looks like. He called his rival an phony even though he was from Detroit the city of veterans such as Eminem, Royce da 5'9, guilty, simpson, quest, and marv. He accused Doc Waffles of coming with weaker bars and tried to call his parents boring but in my opinion he won this round of the he won this round but I can see how you might think it was a tie.

In the second round of this rap battle Doc Waffles went right in and started spitting and saying screw his opponent. He claimed his Nfact is all gassed up because he's undefeated. He said that his adversary wants to go against Conceited and mentioned him messaging Sonny Bamboo on Facebook. Doc Waffles told him to get him a gas station job and make him some bread and tried to imply that his opponent thinks he's a celebrity because he has a few thousand Youtube views. He said at the end a fact that I found interesting, I didn't know 1 out of 5 rappers have aids. Nfact started his rhyme verse paying homage to Wutang Protect your neck. He continued to rap about much of a intellectual loser Doc Waffles is and called him ugly. He tried to imply that he was up against a queer hipster and said that his opponent looked like a loser with no life basically. He told his adversary to go home and cry to his rich mom. Nfact ended his verse by accusing his challenger of getting pissed on. this round of this lyrical match up was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher Doc Waffles started off by saying something about Trivial Pursuit and called himself a beast. He seemed to be implying that his opponent is from Kentucky. He focused on making southern insults on his opposition. He called his opponent a wannabe Thesaurus and was a thorough lyricist in my opinion. The first thing he told Nfact was not to front like his hood is hard to survive in and said if he moved next store Doc Waffles family would bake him a pie and invite him over. He also called his opposition a homo sexual and said that his adversary doesn't consider him self gay. He claimed that he got that information from Facebook and claimed to only spit nothing but facts. He ended by saying that Doc Waffles isn't from the ghetto. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cFUPM8jD_E

KOTD - Bender vs Aftershock

Aftershock started the rhyme battle first saying screw somebody couldn't quite tell who he was cursing but he was clearly spitting a written being that he messed at the beggining of his verse. He seemed to have threatened to bandage Bender up or have his home boy seal his fate in the back of the truck. He said screw all that all that talk about weak profits. He said that he wanted to know how much his opponents uncle paid him for head. He said that he smells the aids on his adversary's breath. He threatened put a knife to his beard and asked him how is he a shooter when his gun is on safety. Aftershock asked his opposition if he got deep problems that medicine can't fixed and told his rival that he ain't got guns. He said that he would smack his opposition in to next month when he hits him with brass knuckles. He even used his opponents name as a metaphor. Bender said that he was gonna be cool with his challenger but he called him out and he claimed that he was gonna defeat him. He said that his adversary should have learned how to swim before burning bridges. He said that his opponent could talk about how his stomach sags and his punches and his knuckles drag but his opponent should be the last person who judges him like Madness with the ruffles bag. He tried to imply that his Aftershock doesn't shoot guns and said that he'd get his ass kicked for it. He told him to put his money in the bag in an unmarked fashion and said that if he raises a finger he would turn him into the one armed bandit. Bender said that he would give left testicle to see his rival shoot a real gun because apparently his guns are plastic and seemed to be saying that his challenger loves to listen to his classics that make the club start thrashing. He said that he doesn't need a fire arm he would let one bar smash Aftershock because his gang catches wreck like a junk yard magnet. He told him to stop talking about weapons before he blocks off all the exits and draws blood. He proceeded to say that he can't stop and won't stop and told his opposition that he gets no props. He mentioned that his challenger stays cool like he's use to taking a beating and accused him of having a boy friend that plays ruff and wears stilettos and got real syllabic while describing it. In my opinion Bender won this round of the rapping fest.

In the second round of this cypher Aftershock told his opponent to watch his lip today and said that his telekinesis would have his pistol break. He said that he would put screw drivers to his oppositions to help fix it and said that it's clenched to his teeth if he runs his mouth. he said that his opponent has as much heat in the streets as when the sun goes down. He said that he's too strong while his adversary is Luke warm and said if rivals crew swarms then his crew gets torn. He said that he would use Bender's new born as a shoe horn and said for somebody to tell him that he ain't that strong. Aftershock said that he'll break his arms if he hates his songs and said that his aim is off. He started getting extra syllabic. He swore that his opponent wasn't built to rap and told him he better hope he gets visited by a higher power and said that he came with night vision. He said that he would strap his rival to a catapult and check his flight vision. He called his opponent trans gendered. He said he would leave blood running down his temple because he sacrificed a virgin. Bender started with a smirk on his face talking about Aftershock is fronting like he has a gutter side and he said that he seen his opponents gutter side. He said that his opponent be panhandling while drinking a jug of wine and said that he must blind and high. He tried to call his opposition a homo sexual in denial and accused him of living a double life. He said that he seen him at the club with a bunch of guys at the club doing the shuck jive and the bump and grind and a few other dances. He called made of his challengers girl as well and seemed to be saying that he wants to do her. Bender tried to imply that he would make Aftershock take home humble pie and said that he figured his rival would say something about this popular cartoon that comes on because he reminds him of one of the characters. He said that he would put his Cuban momma on her knees like who's your poppa and then kick her out the house and he tried to imply that she would call him later. He said that he'd take his challenger to the funeral parlor and called him self a beef cake like Bruce the Barber. Bender won this round of the tournament by a little bit more tougher punchlines I just felt like he penetrated the skin a little bit deeper.

Aftershock went right into this lyrical clash with out much hesitation and brought up the fact that his opponent brought up his momma. He said that if he blows his head off there is candy inside they'll call his opponent a Pinnate. He warned his adversary about mentioning hip hop in Toronto and started to say that his opponent blows Hindu. He accused his opponent of making music like K fed or Straight Edge and said that Bender looks unemployed. He accused his opponent of going to the strip club in the afternoon on a week day and told him that he isn't Big Pun. Aftershock said that his opponent is close to leaving the battle with a slashed throat and then got real syllabic saying a whole lot of things. He seemed to have ended his verse speaking French and put his middle finger up. Bender said that his opponent has people calling him up like lets do another song after one on one battles and says if they don't hate your guts after the match you are doing something wrong he claims. He called one of his rivals metaphors bisexual and said you couldn't find a more stupid premed on a medical campus. He called his challenger more of a Larry King than a Latin King. He said that he'd make his opponent hit the ground like a Jackson's original. He called his opponent a snake in the grass and said that he came here to smash him. Bender said he would take away his adversary's rent like the Patriot act. It sounded like he said watch when I get brain storming because it would cause a flood and called Aftershock a snitch. He said that he just kicks back and enjoys the settings and said Montreal should give his point a reference. He said that he would represent himself in court and that he doesn't need a lawyer. He said that he would beat his head like a drum machine. He compared himself to a Spanish Armada. This last round of the clash was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWk7uZeWBf0&videos=2PY64s57Oro

WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK-HUNTING SEASON-MIKE BEEZ V.S MOSES

MOSES started rapping first in this cypher. He said on the regular he offs guys and he compared the girl friend of MIKE BEEZ to Randy Savage. He said that he sends dudes to the Sky Box like standing court side and equated his eyes to Ethan Allen Hawk's. He called MIKE BEEZ girl dumb and told him that he would stick his straw in his girls juice box and sip like a Capri Sun. MOSES started to say that since his adversary is from the home of the haze then slipped up for a few, it seems that he forgot his written rhymes. He finished up with a little something it was syllabic and obviously memorized. It wasn't bad but when you mess up as bad as he did you might as well give up that round. He asked how his opponent is a blood but acts real funny with it and when his turn was up he kept on rapping after the person called time. Mike Beez went right in and started spitting his verse saying that he does it lightly. He said he would leave MOSES mouth red like ice-es and said forget Ne mo cats need to find him. His style was smoother than his challenger. He equated himself to Layla Ali and said he would beat his opponents chick up and accused him of riding his meat. He claimed that if his rival is wavy then he's a tsunami. He mentioned Hardcore Holly and Red Cafe John Cena Ray Charles and Jay Quan. Mike Beez won this round of the rap battle based on delivery and consistency.

MOSES started the second round of this rap cypher asking Mike Beez why he doesn't Globe Trot if he's from Harlem It seemed that he had a quick slip up again. He said he use to be a little nigga but he shoots guns now. He said that he is hood smart and book smart and you can call him a wise guy and claimed to have connects on the wireless. He called his opponent Captain Jack to fall back and said flame throwers I guess he was talking about his lyrics. His pauses in between his verses.His pauses were too long He's not bad but it was just an awkward vibe when he spit. Mike Beez claimed to get women and claims MOSES necks nigga's and called himself whole wheat while calling his opposition plain white bread different. He said Mike Beez spits lameness. He said that he says those banned from television Lil Wayne raps. He said he was on that Alpha dog status and seemed to be mentioning a few Street Fighter characters or Dutch Vegain his rhymes. He said that his challenger should've ran like Forest. Both of these rappers had a questionable performance in this round so it was a tie in my opinion.

MOSES started round three saying that no one came to his aid when he was locked up . He said it's nothing to give a sucker an ass whooping like a hockey player and then he went on to say that when he got released he was right back hustling. He claimed to be drug free but everything he writes is dope from what he says. He said he'll one round any dude who thinks he could hang and said that it's a shame and said half these dudes can't stand the guy and if you dont understand it he said he'll spit it standardized. MOSES claims that he get doe and has an undeniable flow. He described in details his morning regimen which included cooking up a bit more than breakfast then he said it's Good Morning New York. He tried to say that Mike Beez didn't have no girls and his punchlines were fantasized like his background as well as equating his bars to poop. He said for drug money he'd twist a nigga's cap like a Yahoo drink. He said that he boxes cats in while putting up numbers with a bit of a pause at the end then said flame throwers at the very end. Mike Beez went into rap next and had a unique start. It sounds like he was trying to sing a church song in the beginning but his lyrics were based on weapons. He tried to say that this his challenger named MOSES wasn't chosen. He said it's all G and you should hear him speak and continued to brag about his guns. He said that he beat a chick for getting out of line. He compared his raps to a Magnum condom. Mike Beez claimed to love attention. He said you would've thought he knew Steve Harvey and called his adversary Bullet head while trying to warn him about playing Romeo. This round was a tie in my opinion I was digging the abstract rap style of both emcees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV3wB7gpWPc&feature=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlGJT6k3R_U&feature=related

KOTD - Jack Shitt vs FeelGood

FeelGood started the first round of this rap cypher and started by saying that of course he doesn't respect his opponent and said lets not even talk about the second time. He said that couldn't believe he memorized some pathetic lines until he heard him forget his rhymes. He said that he makes accurate observations and calls people butt face and tells people how cum taste. He accused Jack Shitt of rapping for four years and still didn't get any better and brought up some some old facts about him. FeelGood compared his opponents fan base of being less than a rubber wrapped Hub craft and accused him of hating to watch B.E.T.. He said that he knows it sounds ridiculous but listen to the irony. He accused his opposition of thinking a hood classic is Dennis The Menace To Society. Jack Shitt started rapping soon after calling his challenger a bumbling fool and shed light to what FeelGood seem to be talking about. He said there was nothing to do but crush someone new and said that it would suck to be his opponent but I'm mad he had a big old sweat spot under his arm pit. He said it sucked to be his opposer and claimed that he didn't mean to be rude and that his school professors teach him culinary arts. He said that he was glad that his rival is learning how to cook because he is eating his food and said that he feels a little woosy because he said that he was so ill that there was no doctor that could fix it. He implied that FeelGood named himself after a James Brown song. The last punchline that Jack Shitt said was thorough. This round of the rapping battle was a tie in my opinion and both of these emcees had an equal crowd reaction.

In the second round of this rap cypher FeelGood claimed that it was pretty obvious that his opponent is a loner and tried to say that he looks like a hairy Mormon. He made fun of his opposition girl, calling her a dragon and called him a Jab-Rooney. He said that Jack Shitt is unaggressive, not impressive, and compared him to giving your sister a vibrator. He then told the crowd to hold up because they got a bit rowdy but when he started he brought up the fact that his opposition lost to OZ. FeelGood said that his adversary thinks Lab-Ron is French for brown. Jack Shitt started out by saying that it was time to exterminate his challenger and called him half midget half munch-kin and tried to say that if he was a producer they would call him DJ premo baby as well. He then seemed to be trying to describe in a syllabic lyrical fashion that his opponent has short man complex. He spent a long time calling his opposition short and called him shorter than Napoleon. He reffered to FeelGood as being Pauly Shore and said that he's dead. He reminded me of a cave man when he said it. In my opinion Jack Shitt won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third round of this lyrical tournament FeelGood claimed to have had a quick fix from a shrink ray and the rest went over to his opponents dick. He claimed to be learning his Jewish knowledge at thirteen. He called his opposition pissed for getting kicked out of rabbinical school for licking some tools. He said the way that he raps couldn't be worse because his punchlines are elementary and said he showed him a battle with street rapper but claims that Jack Shit didn't understand or feel them. FeelGood seemed to have stepped his punchline game up during this round. He called his adversary's delivery pussy. He claimed to have seen Jack Shitt protesting on a city block. He accused his rival of starting his own genre called Hip hop genre and had a tattoo on his back of Biggy Smalls kissing 2 Pac and said that when he takes a loss his friends get mad and they talk. He said that he would throw Jack In the Box. When Jack Shitt brought up the fact that FeelGood battled Po rich and said said that he stole his style. He said that his challenger since jump off and said after he practiced for weeks he only barely won but he beat the man who made famous. He asked his opposition why he is so anxious and tried to say that he has A.D.D. attention deficit dis order. He said that he would take the wind from his sails and choke him with it and he said that he defeated him in a this rap battle without being racist just to show that he could. Jack Shitt won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98LeMDcor6I

Grind Time Now Presents: P.G. Skillet vs Apex (GTN DMV Tryout Battle)

P.G. Skillet started the rhyme battle he said Apex ain't got no doe and his ex girl said that he's cheap with money and when his crew leaves the battle they are gonna mess with her claiming one of them might get her pregnant. He asked Apex where his Wheaties is at since he is feeling like a champ. He compared his rival to Peedi Crack. His delivery was in your face and he said he doesn't care where he's at he'll steel off and compared Apex to black women, trying to say that he has a hoe attitude. P.G. Skillet said pistol whip his opponents momma put the pump up to his daddy head. Apex started his rap verse introducing himself and would've introduced his challenger but he forgot the challengers name. He said that if he takes P.G. Skillet off his block that he'd most likely comeback and bum rush him with the cops and tried to call him a dirty cop, he even said that he seen P.G. Skillet writing a parking ticket. He said that he could tell his opposition was lame because of his introduction. Apex also mentioned his losses but said he was high so he didn't care. He said that P.G. Skillet watched The Wire to get prepared for him. He ended by saying that his dudes keep guns that you only see on the military channel. This round of the cypher was a tie.

P.G. Skillet started the second round of this rhyme battle calling himself strategic and said he knew that it might be a Tennis match. He told what seemed to be a fictional story about how he looked up Apex online and found him. First of all Apex is a hard keyword to rank for especially when that's is the name of a popular television company. He called his opponents mother a nasty looking porn star that looked like Shrek and made fun of the guys sister , said she had ashy lips. He said that he smells like his whole done gone bad. He said no matter how much Apex cleans his house he still have a house that smells like chitterlings. Apex started his verse saying this is hardcore Hon city where they blaze the weapon. He said he thought P.G. Skillet was a soldier until he shot him in his shoulder and then he started crying. He accused his challenger of practicing bestiality. He accused his rival of doing a voice over for the cartoon called "The Boondocks" and accused him of spitting gay raps. Apex took this round for sure when he described P.G. Skillet's girl this is what gave him the win in my opinion.

In the third round of the tournament P.G. Skillet told the crowd to check his girl then he wasted no time rapping. He told a story about Apex's life and said that he wakes up in the morning taking orders from his girl. He tried to imply that Apex wasn't the man in the house and has a girl friend that treats him like his mother probably would. P.G. Skillet got in his face and seemed to be trying to imply that he could fight him and doesn't need a gun and seemed to be the trying to use big words when he called his rival a vegan, I just didn't expect him to say that. Apex started his round basically saying screw P.G. Skillet and said he had an on the phone interview with his mother, she is apparently wanting a lover. He said that she is so ugly she makes you wanna cut your dick of instead of have sex with her. He called his challenger the guy from South Park and told that he should'v came with better rhymes and better bars because his name sounds like a restaurant. He called his challenger food and said that he wanted some one else to take his place at the end. Apex equated P.G. Skillet to being nothing but a snack. P.G. Skillet won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Apex started rapping first in this round of the cypher he said that he is somebody and his challenger is nobody and he is a somebody basically. He said that he would shoot his rivals hair line to the back of his neck. He said that his opponent is a small fry. He told him screw his style and everything that he came with. He called P.G. Skillet a lame bitch because of where he comes from. He said that P.G. is known for sucking DC's dick. He started to freestyle towards the end of his verse. P.G. Skillet began rapping soon after Apex finished and countered Apex's last insult that he made about his hood. He tried to imply that his opponent was wrong and they don't suck D.C.'s dick. P.G. Skillet implied that his rival isn't respected in his Baltimore and said that he ain't got no hands. He said that Apex will fail if he's testing him and bragged that all he's smoking is the best of weed. P.G. Skillet went on to make fun of Apex's clothes and said he is leaving his opponents girl. This round of the match up was hard to judge I would call this a this round a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_BwIppYkY

AHAT Rap Battle: Strayt Paper vs Kooly Bop

Kooly Bop started the rap cypher telling the crowd to read the news today and said that he tuned Strayt Paper into art work. He had sound effects for when he makes money and said that he would erase his adversary and put him in the shredder. He called his opponents flow the equivalent to the trash can and called him remedial. He compared putting his heat to his rivals head like the front of an Adidas shoe. Kooly Bop equated breaking Artisan, Nov, Abcde, up like a styrofoam cup. He tried to say that he was crazy and that he needs a cat scan and referred to his opposition as being corn on the cob. He called him butterscotch and claimed to have sex with his rivals sister, he said he made his dick climb up her walls like Spider man. Strayt Paper said his verse next and said his challenger is a little nigga thats mad small and far from brolic. He called his opponents team bitches and said that there are the complete opposite of riders. Kooly Bop said that if his adversary keeps talking drunk about letting his coke pile up he'd take his keys from him. He asked him how them how he shoots chopper when than are bigger than him. He said a girl can beat his ass and he doesn't have to blast him and said he should slap him. Strayt Paper mentioned using wrestling moves on him and said that if he catches him in his house trying take his cheese he'll end up like a mouse. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher Kooly Bop told a story about what the name of his opposition was going by a year ago, currency because he wasn't getting money currently. He said that he didn't feel right battling his opponent because he go man boobs and that nobody else made him into that it was just the way that he was born. He said that he should call his adversary paper plate because they call him Strayt Paper but his paper ain't straight. He said that he would leave his opponent see through like a glass of Vodka and seemed to be comparing him self to a pit bull. Kooly Bop equated his rap verses to Mozart and he said he knows nigga's that are more hood than his opposition from the Phillipines. The last thing the man said was he left his kids on his rivals girlfriends face like an autograph. The other MC otherwise known as Strayt Paper went in next and said the last rapper he went up against he proved him to be a fool and said that his challenger really ain't cool. He claimed that he would mop Kooly Bop in a fight and leave him slobbering drool and said that his team is gun busters. He compared his adversary's crew to the Dodgers and the rescue rangers. He said that he shoots more heat out the metal than an Iron and said that rival can't find him he ain't looking too good because he's in the hood. Strayt Paper said that he thinks his opposition was over hyping himself up trying to call him a fake and a liar basically. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this rhyme battle Kooly Bop spit about when he steps into clubs and what type of recognition he gets and equated his name to a Jeopardy contestant. He described his guns and said he has a big k like the store that Strayt Paper supposedly gets his clothes from. He said that his adversary is on a thrift store budget because he can't afford the mall. He said that his opposition isn't nicer but they keep gassing him up like he is. Kooly Bop said that his metaphors wake up the dead and he said his punchlines will make turn in his grave. He said they set him up against somebody average and he called himself all state first class number one draft pick. He called his opposition as soft as his female friends is and said that he seen him on the movie Amistad. Strayt Paper told his challenger as soon as he started spitting to stop all the tough chat because the only time he cocks and aims is at some other nigga's butt crack. He also said that you don't wanna see Kooly Bop's whole crew because they are all ho mo and if they come around it's not your cash that you have to worry about. The last statement that he said was he'd treat his adversary's life like a flight and leave it departed. In my opinion Strayt Paper won this round of the rapping battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBt3-9uXAMc

Got Beef? Presents: Dirtbag Dan vs Purpose

Purpose started the lyrical match first asking if he just walked on to the set of Farmer wants a wife and compared his adversary to Humpty Dumpty. He tried to say that Dirtbag Dan lies about getting girls and accused him of having practicing incest with his cousins. He said that anyone who looks at his opponents beard could tell that it's time to let it go but when shaves it off you would know why he let it grow. He told him that his Mr.Personality game doesn't fly. He tried re enacted a someone stumbling on his verse and I guess he was taunting the opposition. It seeemed that Purpose was using his style of putting rhymes together was kind of thorough in my opinion. He called him a girl slash man who looks a Pearl Jam Fan and it sounded like he called him a Bay side Hick. He tried to say that his adversary has a sad day to day life. Dirtbag Dan started his round off saying in this rhyme battle telling everybody who his challenger was aka baby Frankenstein . He said that when he is hungry they serve him Prime rib and said that Purpose has a worthless career with no. He also equated his rival and his crew to Pinky And The Brain. He said that if his opponent shows resistance he would put him in the distance. He threatened to send opposition in the air with a syllabic lyrical. This round of the rhyme fest was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher the emcee otherwise known as Purpose started spitting. He countered Dirtbag Dan because I guess he said something about his height and said that his adversary wishes he was Madness. He asked his rival when he became Italian and called him a nerd if thinks that his status on Youtube matters. He said that he might be broke but not as poor as his competitor. He called him a new school generic rapper and said that he looked Okwerdz if he let him go. Purpose said that his opponent can call him young like he's wet behind the ears but he claimed that Dirtbag Dan hasn't had sex in nineteen years. He said that he doesn't trust what is behind his adversary's beard. He said that his opposition was the writer for Slip Knots album Iowa. He asked him if he was a rapper and said his first guess was that he is a white trash red neck cattle farmer that hangs on the farm singing Sweet Home Alabama while burning his cigarette wholes through pictures of Barrack Obama. He finished off by saying easy. The emcee known as Dirtbag Dan went in and started. rhyming next and claimed to be able to see the future. He said that he is in bed with Purposes mother eating French toast and grapes. He compared himself to Mentos. He said that his challenger is not Fresh Coast and made fun of the mans face. He called his adversary the first cricket to ever play cricket. He called his opponent small. He all of a sudden said he dissected bigger bugs than opposition Biology and asked him if he followed. He had syllabic rhymes during this part of the round and he even mentioned HOLLOW DA DON. Dirtbag Dan finished This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher Purpose started his verse trying to call his adversary homeless. He compared shaving his rival beard to shaving a bear. He said that his opponent would make headlines and called him a representation of every thing in the battle scene that everybody hates but lets slide. He then went on to say that he doesn't respect the opposition and his associates. He told Dirtbag Dan that he is a long ways away from home and to be on his best behavior. Purpose said that he respects Oshea because this is the second loss that his adversary is taking to an over seas rapper that he shouldn't have underestimated. He equated him to Walker Texas Rangerand also told his adversary that he lives in a 8 mile fantasy. He said that his opposition looks like a pissed off lyricist that never made it. He ended by saying that the only O T that his match is gonna get is a promo one. Dirtbag Dan started his verse asking him how is crew chose there name. He called Purpose music awful and called him a godless Pagan. He called him an oddly misshapen walking abortion and told them to give him a plate and he'd show them his adversary's insides. He called his challengers head enormous and accused him of telling people that he is a boy genius,Do you get it? He said that his opposition was born with no penis. He compared his rival to Rocky from Three Ninjas and implied that his opposition is worthless. He said that his teacher was wrong when she said that he would never serve a Purpose in life his opponent in his opinion. This round of the rapping battle was too close.

In the fourth and last round of this match up Dirtbag Dan went in and started spitting. He said that his adversary is easy to make fun of because he is small and it also seemed like he calling Purpose corny for using red neck jokes. He said that he 's only here on vacation to celebrate an engagement and seemed to be losing his effect on the crowd. He said that his opponent tried to front like the cypher was beneath him but he's just lucky that he traveled there to beat him. Dirtbag Dan said that there is a 3 year gap in his opponents resume and told him to just be glad that it's over. Purpose compared his challenger to a submarine for his career never surfacing and called him an Anus Wipe. He all of a sudden got syllabic with his putting his rhymes together. He said that his opposition has a big head and small mind. He said that he'd knock his head off his body and it would be all his and said he would burn him because he is a worthless bitch. When it was time for Purpose to spit his lyrics he said Dirtbag Dan looks like Ricky Bobby if he shaves his face and said that he has a deeper voice even though he is one eight of his opponents weight. He said that when his rivals father dies his the only thing that he will inherit are trailers and hay and asked him if he should be out hanging some one. He even compared his opponent to the Lion that starts at the beggining of every M G M movie, that was classic his punchlines were crazy. He said that judging by Dirtbag Dans beard being so hairy that if you seen him sleeping the woods with his shirt of he'd look like a dead bear and said that no one there knew who he was except Decoy. He told his adversary that he was totally unknown and basically giving him a message of hostility and letting know he needs to take his pass port and go home. In my opinion Purpose won this round of the hip hop battle without a doubt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMVOeQrr5o&hd=1

Da Kid (Arrogant Music) Vs. Kese w/Rocharder DJs

Da Kid started off the rapping battle making height jokes about Kese. He called his opponent a liar and compared the boys mustache to Richard Prior's. The first thing Kese asked was that's all he had. He started off rapping with a crazy nice flow. He compared his challenger to Brian McNight. This round was hard to judge because they both didn't say enough so I would have to round of the cypher was a tie.

Da Kid started off the rhyme battle saying that he doesn't wanna fight but tried to call Kese sweet. The last thing he said was that his opponent wasn't Gangsta. When Kese spit his people were hyping him up too much an I couldn't really hear what he was saying when he was rapping until the part when he called his challenger wack and when he spit off the top of the dome. Da Kid won this round in my opinion.

Kese started round three of this MC Battle. Kese hardly heard what he said apparently he told told Da Kid that he was wack. Da Kid told Kese that he's shaped like a penis. Da Kid also called Kese a gay fruit cake and said that every time he looks at him Kese licked his lips at him. This round of the battle was a tie in my opinion.

Kese started this round of the cypher. The only thing I heard him say was that he signed auto graphs an drove there in an S Class. Da Kid started off calling himself a shark calling Kese a bitch. In my opinion Da Kid won this round of the tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mofl9YFr1vM

HEADHUNTER mckims VS tv

mckims starts off by saying that he's the best and that he has never been to college but can show Virginia tecks, do you get it? He said he spit fire like a drag gun and his called tv a drag queen. He said that he was spitting dope flows and called his rival a crack fiend. He had a syllabic rap style throughout this battle. He compared his match up to child raping. He compared himself to white police in the south the way he'll stop a nigga. He said he's not a racist but he's a star that should be battling somebody on the A list. He said he'll shoot up his opponents house until his attics in the basement. He compare his adversary to a dutch. When tv started flowing in this rhyme battle asked if they wanted to look at his body before they close the casket but no one answered and compared himself to Jack Frost while his verses is lighter fluid. He repeat a few of his lines I guess because because he needed to since the audience was dead. He said that he would turn tv into an underground king like Pimp C and called his opponent a loose screw. The crowd was dead until he started upping the anti a little bit and rapping about mckims girl. He said that he would leave his challengers brain crushed and called his. my favorite thing that he said was choke him with the land line. This rround of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

I like when mckims started off the best punchline he spit was when he said that tv made his point like when a basketball goes in a net. He compared his challenger to Master P. He had some thorough punchlines real talk. He said he would light up his opponents house like Christmas decorations. He said that Steve Wonders eyes could see that he is a better MC. He said that his adversary will never be seen with a belt unless he's getting his ass whipped. He compared his gun to Scary Movie and said you could see every clip plus a deleted scene. Tv started his rap verse and called mckims a skate boarder type of emcee. He tried to say that his opponent was looking at defeat for the second time and said it would get real ugly. I liked when Tv made a reference about blowing cartridges. He just made a bunch of thorough to punchlines referring to guns and shooting as usual. The lyrical rhymer known as Tv said his girl is the bomb because she has Asian in her. He tried to call his challengers crew lame. This round of the cypher was definitely a tie no body out shined anyone.

In the third round of this cypher mckims went in rapping about the same old stuff his guns and shooting the crap out of his rival. He said that he spits crack and called his opponent an addict. He said that he paints pictures with no paint brush. He seemed to have maybe spitting a freestyle towards the end of his verse. He ended by saying he got bars like a hockey mask. Tv went in next and spit fire. He was rapping about most of the same things as well guns and murder. He compared his challenger to Sailor Moon. He made a good reference to wrestling and Mick Folly at the end of him rhyming. I would probably give this round of the one on one battle to Tv because he had longer bars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AB-sE0Jj0k



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAoCRzLGMGY&feature=related

Vague Presents King of the Ring Myers Lansky vs Norm Bates

Myers Lansky started the rap battle with a cocky attitude just as most Lyricist's do now a days. He started off by speaking about what he heard about his opponent. He claimed not o care if his adversary had guns and said that there would be no way that he would get bombed. He said that he would make him go away like Atari basically. He used a big word or two like sogginess. He compared his rival to the duck hunt video game and made a reference to shoot him out the window. He compared his adversary to a step son. The last comment he made was in reference to the crew of his opponents. Norm Bates tried to say that his rhyme style was like fighting and when the round was over his challenger was gonna feel the pain. He had a rap flow that would be more relevant to put on a rap beat in my opinion. He also tried to say that he would stab rival up if he ain't got the heat up on him. He compared being gifted to Christmas presents. He compared Myers Lansky to jason with his mask off and called him feather soft like his winter jacket. Norm Bates said he's good at fighting but he doesn't ever swing. He compared his challenger to an ass hole. It almost seemed like he made up a word "animality". This round of the rhyme battle was a tie because both of these emcees were shaky.

In round three of this lyrical battle Myers Lansky went in but had to stop right quick because of a loud obnoxious crowd. He said that he heard someone say that he's gonna lose to Norm Bates. He compared this rap battle to making a bad gamble. He said that stays masked up and called him self a garbage man because his his opponent was supposedly trash. He said that he'll drown his adversary if you find him a big river. He said he's gonna torture his rival so bad that he will be wishing for the end. He said that he will stick pills down his opponents throat and call him Pac-Man. He called his rival rhymes the opposite of hot. Norm Bates went in when it was his turn to rhyme.He had a slick metaphor about trick or treating disguised as Myers Lansky's mother, that punchline was quotable. He even compared himself to Steve Erkle. He even compared his challenger to Joe Budden He ended off saying that he would basically shoot his challenger. I would have gave this round of the rhyme battle to Norm Bates but I feel like they ended his verse too quickly so in my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this rap clash Myers Lansky went in spitting that fire. He said that he's here to put him in his place. He tried to make a reference to Pop Eye. He compared leaving his opponent dead to taking insulin shots. He made the comment that he's no from Harlem but he said he's got a four fifth. He compared his guns lifting up his adversary to a chick putting her legs up in a porno flick. He continued with his cocky raps and compared himself to Johny Depth. He compared his rival to Ja rule after Fifty Cent. Myers Lansky ended with funny rap bars. Norm Bates went in to spit right after. Norm Bates started off telling his rap opponent that he's not a threat and he's mad trash. He brought up the fact that they both rep the Bronx. He tried to call his challenger a little nigga. He also made a reference to Pop Eye in his rhymes. He said based on his rivals last battle that it's evident that he doesn't have skills. He thought that Myers Lansky's last battle was to see who is the worst. He compared his opponent to Ray Charles because he can't see him but he can still feel it like. This round of the rapping battle was a tie as well it's way too hard to call in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_DiXZ2Sqo



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynsQPxf_stY

Texas Battle League: Blaze Won vs. Core

Blaze Won started the cypher talking about how he heres a whole bunch of stuff from over analytical online rap fans. They apparently have criticized him in the past about having played out Fight Klub punchlines. He compared Core a young bum looking version of George Lopez. He claimed that he was gonna brake him down to the Core just like his rap name,Do you get it? He said he rather be judged on thousands of name flips when he raps instead of digging up dirt about his opponents and using personal info to win a rap cypher. He said he'll shoot Core in the forehead if he even thinks about taking his corn bread and said that Core Looks like Cortez. Blaze Won compared himself to Don Corleone. His advesary otherwise known as Core he called his raps foolish and his flow is generic and he shout be embarrassed for even trying to rhyme. He claimed that he's just gonna keep losing his battles especially to him. Core compared his own rap game to Labron James basketball skills. He tried to say that Blaze Won under estimated him and is a fake thug that nobody respects. Core claimed that his foe claims to keep heat but wouldn't squeeze a lama at at a petting zoo and tried to call him a nice white guy because he doesn't give real daps he gives high fives. The rapper know as Core was getting syllabic with putting rhymes together at times. He said that his foe get has a bi-guy watching his blind side at night time. Core said he lacks the patience for someone who's fake. He called Blaze Won a drag queen that wore a purse and said it probably humiliated his father and told him to go back to Dallas because he just killed him in a this battle in round one like the Spurs and the Maverics. Core won this round of the battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Blaze Won gave respect to the San Antonio Spurs but referred to there rappers as being fags. He went as far to say that he's a cross over between Marcus Garvey and Pimp C and compared to being somewhere between his feet and the concrete so he said that he was gonna stomp him down. He warned to Core to retreat with his nuts tucked and to keep his lips sealed and gums shut. Blaze Won told his adversary you wouldn't squeeze triggers and duck hunt you would't throw dirt at a dump truck and the only keys he ever pushed was an F sharp major. He called himself a nextel GTS and his opponent a skytel pager. He said that Core and his friends be having T parties. Blaze Won tried to say that all his adversary does is make rap jokes like Steve Harvey. He ended his verse rapping about shooting away his rival and their posse. Core started rhyming next and said that he doesn't have to cuss a lot or rap about busting shots. He said that Blaze Won is a scared timid type of man. He called him a cock loving sucking jock and asked him how is his name blaze when he ain't never said nothing hot. He said that his rival isn't packing a full clip and his act was amusing and it made him happy that he only had one ear so he doesn't have to listen to half of what Blaze Won spit. He called his adversaries rapping useless. He tried to make jokes about Blaze Won's lyricist skills. Core asked when did uncle cracker become such a punk ass rapper. This round was a tie.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Blaze Won claimed that Core his opponent was finished. He said this battle is like Danny Daveto going up against someone with the strength of Dee bow. He said his rival still goes to the restaurant and orders chicken strips off the dollar menu. He ended by spitting about how he tea bags on Cores chicks face and tried to imply that his opposing challenger kisses her right after. Blaze Won messed up on his rap lyrics right after he said that and didn't even finish the battle. His rival Blaze Won was next up to rap.Already lost He told him that he could try all that he like even though he already lost. Core said that Blaze Won lies when he rapsand he said that Blaze Won's vagina is tight. He said that his challenger kept on licking his lips. Core's last statement was that Blaze Won will always be hot because he'll never have fans and in my opinion he ultimately won the rap battle.

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WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK-HUNTING SEASON-LEV V.S YOUNG ALE

LEV started the rap battle He asked YOUNG ALE,"So you gonna be clapping them shells". He called his cypher opponent weak and frail. He asked his opponent how he called himself Al when there is an Eat the end of his rap name, he tried to get technical and grammatical. He called this battle a lame fight and he asked the crowd why they got him battling a retard that can't pronounce his name right. He even got on his opponents hair do. He tried to say that YOUNG ALE was rocking a Dominican mullet and asked him what was up with his voice and asked him if he swollowed a frog? LEV said YOUNG ALE sounded like Reggae-ton version of Hollow Da Don. LEV said YOUNG ALE would have a harder time winning this battle then Lethal does saying the S sound. He also said that YOUNG ALE has a Dutch Vega gap that he can fit a blunt through and said that the crowd was riding his opponents sack. YOUNG ALE started his verse of this rhyme battle bringing that heat. He had a some what disturbing rap delivery. He said that Lev would levitate from a gun shot and asked him what he's gonna do and claimed that Lev was talking junk online. YOUNG ALE compared his guns to Bret Favre and Mike Tyson. He claimed that he was psycho. YOUNG ALE used a reference from the movie don't be a Menace. He tried to call Lev a groupie. He made up or it was true a story about his rap challenger talking junk about him on the internet. He had his boy jumping and say the last rhyme of this battle. This round of the punchline battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Lev brought up history about YOUNG ALE on this cypher. He said the best thing his opponent was a Lil John style chorus. He claimed that YOUNG ALE was mad at Lev for turning his girls body into his own personal playground and he said that she swings on his dick. Lev called him a fat bitch like the girl who ad libs for Ice Grill and was trying to say that Lev says his rhymes loud as hell to cover up the fact that they are corny He compared his teck to a red card. Lev said he wouldn't lose to his opponent implying that he looks like the guy who played a pirate in the tripple play commercial. YOUNG ALE started off rapping about how he'll shoot Lev. He said that he gives people nightmares that Freddy wouldn't step into. He said that Lev would't say a hot line if he burned his mouth. YOUNG ALE compared himself to and claimed to be in the category of Eminem, Jay-z, Lil Wayne mixed with Obama while Levis more like Soulja Boy Hurricane Chris mixed with Lady gaga . This round of the Hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion as well.

In the third round of the rhyming battle Lev went hard at putting rhymes together. He said he'd leave him under water like an oil spill. He said with a syllabic rap style he would respect YOUNG ALE skills better if he didn't use punchlines that have already been used. Lev said his opponent looks more like a dick than a Gatorade bottle. He ended spitting with a unique witty hip hop performance. YOUNG ALE was all deliivery with no good metaphors worth quoting.He compared his bullets to Viagra. He said he'll treat him like a video game make him do a 360 and said I know you mad because I'm styling on you. YOUNG ALE said his homies will start wilding on his rhyme challenger. Lev won this round of the rap cypher.

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