Showing posts with label rap battles videos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rap battles videos. Show all posts

Thursday, September 9, 2010

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES QF - Chris Leese/Disciple Vs Innuendo/Odie

Innuendo and Odie started there verse seeming to have rehearsed there lines already. They delivered there bars with a clever rhyme scheme going back and fourth for each lyric. Innuendo then went in and called his opponents fagots that will never win. He put rhymes together thoroughly in this round of the rap clash and Odie said that the only did that the only decent dis that Disciple has is the first three letters of his name. Innuendo made fun of Chris Leese's music. Disciple then went into rhyme during this first round to spit his verse for his team. He called Odie a whack fake and an over rated rapper to come out of Liver Pool. Chris Leese said that it was obvious that his adversary modeled his style. Disciple said that Innuendo likes to eat lots and the both ended there verse for there team calling him Michael and telling him that he will never be on his level. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Innuendo brought up history about Disciple from what it seemed and Odie called him extra skinny and accused him of inspiring crack whores to diet. He even claimed Chris Leese's mother gave him head yesterday and Innuendo then said he would knock him off of his high horse and leave him slumped on the saddle. Odie then jumped in and cursed at him then called him a honky. Chris Leese then went into spit and was rapping like a lyrical court jester, he reminded me of a clown. He claimed that after the cypher him and his opponent would go home and burn some weed. Disciple claimed that he would have Odie gong home a nervous wreck and said he would eat him at his wits. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Innuendo went in and accused Disciple of being a minute man. Odie went into rap and tried to say that Chris Leese was too scared to talk junk in his face. Innuendo the went in to rhyme and messed up. Disciple started the verse for his team cursing at Odie and tried to say his mother jokes weren't very funny. Chris Leese said that Innuendo is getting sick and said that all the other kids use to think that he is a bitch. Disciple accused his opponent of not having any real friends and tried to call him whack. Chris Leese and Disciple won this round of the rhyme battle based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtojUf0-Muo




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Friday, September 3, 2010

Street Arena.TV:Stackz Ruger -vs- YaYo

Stackz Ruger went in to spit his rap verse and basically spit about how he be on the block slanging and how he screwed YaYo's girl. He said that he reps uptown and showed off his Philladelphia flow. He ended off saying every day is a go. YaYo then went in to spit his bars and spit with th flow that alot of Philadelphia rappers be having. He tried to call Stackz Ruger a broke ass nigga and said that he has a gun for every pair of jeans. He was thorough and said that he'd kill his family and all that. This very short rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaIR-AHm1W8




Thursday, August 26, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Yola vs Oxymoron

Yola went up to rap first in this round of the cypher and asked who Oxymoron was and called him a slight hassle. He claimed to be hungry and said lets send him back to White Castle. He said hat Sonny Bamboo put a poodle in the battle with him. He claimed not to be sure about how his adversary got aloud in there and called his opponent a Grind Time reject. He said his opposition is fake profiling and can't take any violence and made fun of Kansas city. He said he would pull a strap up off the Call Of Duty Game. Yola went in to rhyme next and said that he thought from after watching Oxymoron's battles that this match would be unfair but said that he had to start somewhere. He claimed to be demanding respect and said that his rival claims he is an artist but couldn't handle a sketch. He said something about Sketch being trash and Demetrius is the weakest. He accused his adversary of getting trampled on and walked all over and said that his adversary be snitching to cops. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap battle it sounded like Yola was accusing Oxymoron of underestimating him and said that he has punchlines that would leave his eyes blue swollen. He said he would sacrifice his opponents life and claimed to need more than a minute. He got lyrical and said his adversary should be pumping gas and not rapping in a cypher. He said that he would feed his opposition's face to his dogs. Oxymoron hopped in and said that in high school they nicknamed Yola's girl the swamp creature then tried to imply that his mother was ugly as well. He claims to smoke bomb refer and said that his challenger is mad soft. He called his opponent a fagot from Milwaukee. He tried to call his opposition a bum who hasn't seen sleep in weeks. I thought he ended his verse a tad bit quickly but not that quickly. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion as well.

Yola went into the third verse of this hip hop battle claiming to have done research on Oxymoron and found a song with a chorus that had a blank verse. He said that he could get his adversary's girl opened by plotting up a few schemes. He said after this match it was back to the block to boil cane. He got made fun of for his shoes as well. Oxymoron went in to spit his verse claiming that it's over for Yola. He lyrically described his weed smoking tendencies and said if he was to choke his opposition he would at least hold his composure and called his baby mother older than Yoda. He said that his challenger grew up good and named his fathers name. Yola won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwxRtFLS0k



Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 4: Joka Jones vs Steve Staples

Joka Jones started the rap battle first and said that Steve Staples always says you can blame it on him for being an ass hole said to think about it he's saying he's an asshole and told everybody to think deeply about it. He compared his rival messing up on a bar is constipation and called himself a gunner called his opposition a runner that can't fight and hides under covers. He then began to say that he grips pipes like plumber and tried to equate his opponent to Stevie Wonder. He called his adversary a hater and said that he would have to put his hand on him then said he would put his gun to his wig. He said that he calls gun his staple remover and asked the crowd why they put him in the ring with him and said that they knew he was gonna bring him down. Joka Jones said that Steve Staples would be a 40 year old virgin and he all of a sudden got syllabic when giving a run down about is gonna happen to him. He said that he is a gunner and claimed to be in the gutter. He asked if the crowd if his adversary looks like somebodies little brother and said the funny story is that he is fat but hates to admit it. He said that it's nobodies fault that he's fat but his own and and accused him of eating too many chitterlings. Joka Jones brought up his oppositions battle against Fresh and said his opponent did all right in that cypher but overall he's corny. He had funny analogies of what his opponent smelled like. He compared himself to the well know cannibal Hannibal then compared his opponent to fake breasts. Steve Staples then went in and began to spit his verse and said challengers name is a joke and accused him of stepping out of his comfort zone for calling him out. He made it clear that his guns have good range and claimed that Joka Jones asked for the beating then called him a twerp. He gave a shout out to Young Thunda as well. He asked his opponent if thinks that he has the right to smirk just because he has one win. He claimed that rival is floating on cloud 9 now and said he would bring him back to earth. Steve Staples compared his opponent to ground turf and said let me show you how this magic works. He said he would have sex with his girl when he is ready and said he would turn his opponent into after birth. He even said he would go his wake and shoot up the church then said when it's war his challenger he is scared and hiding. He even compared Joka Jones to Keyshia Cole mother and said that his scope males sure that he is focused wen he pops. He said that his opponent is a snitch and he'd treat his life like spades leave him in a box. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rapping matchup Joka Jones went right in and said his verse saying he told Young Thunda they could fight if he's brave. He said when his gun spits it would put a part in his waves and said he would end his Steve Staples life then get something to eat. He said adversary's chatter was just talk to him and said he would lose his sneakers because his goons would take them off of him. He told his opponent that he isn't Soulja Boy even though they say he looks like him and said not to get it twisted because this ain't an easy match and said he would squeeze the mac and leave his opposition with nothing with nothing but a large piece of fat. Joka Jones said that he'd two piece his rival like a Reese's pack and told him not to rap and to just get a job. He said he would treat his Steve Staples like a kabob. The last thing he mentioned was if you look up his opposition Steve O from Jack ass stapling a sack to his leg He bragged about how strong his marketing is. Steve Staples went in and started rapping. He called his challenger Marcus Jones and said that he is really a good kid. He claimed that his opposition listens to a lot of Tupac and he really wants to live that thug life while comparing bullets to stray hairs. Steve Staples said that his opponent shouldn't have been made a man. He said that he would shoot his adversary's funny bone and get rid of his sense of humor. He compared his gun to a rumor and said he gave his rivals girl a tumor. Steve Staples got on rival for having a baby face and asked how they called him Joka Jones when he looks like The Penguin. He tried to say that his challenger didn't look hard. He said that he would stomp the his opposition and turn him into two face. He said that he would turn his opponent into funny sections. He compared his shooting game to Ray Allen and said his opponent wouldn't poke someone on Facebook. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the one on one battle Joka Jones said that Steve Staples is a bitch and he could see it in his eyes. He said that his homeboys is looking for his opposition they aren't talking about office supplies. He said his boys would push a red dot then said easy button and said his girl friend is a bust down that stays on the stroll. He said he screws her lights out then sends her to him playing a roll and said that his opposition plays with her toes. He said that he would send her back to him with stain on her clothes and she would make a lie up about she got it from cooking then tell him that his plates on the stove. Joka Jones told his Steve Staples that he wasn't in the trap with his gun and accused him of selling socks on ninety fifth. He said that his opponent doesn't hit the block or spray automatics and said the last time he was he was eating up the green he ate cabbage. He told his opposition that nothing he makes is classic and he ain't worth a nickel. He also compared his opponent to a dill pickle and called him one of the Dill pickles then accused him of playing with Bee Bee guns. He said his gun would put him against the wall. Steve Staples went in and called his challenger a hater. He said that if his opponent doesn't believe he can do it he'd make him fly. He said that he wouldn't be using hands when he waves good bye. he said that he would take the pump and turn his opponent to a sky scraper then get his girl and let a whole bunch of guys rape her. He compared his guns to a Fraternity. He called him self a cold nigga then described his internal organs to Joka Jones. He claimed to have a chopper on him and said that when it's beef turn his opponent into pasta. Steve Staples reminded Joka Jones that he's not a goalie. He told his challenger if he's married to the block then he needs to start separating and I liked the punch line he made referring to his oppositions segregating. He taught a little bit of history with the rhyme he said about emancipation. He said that his arms are strong with no Lance relation and said his opponent is a liar. He said that he shoots storms that blow until the roofs gone. He said that his homeboys be getting head from his adversary's girl and said that he would meet him in his hood with guns that can shoot a hundred yards. Steve Staples won this round of the rap clash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guRHffBOq1E&videos=B9XaQx899Ws



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Monday, June 28, 2010

HEADHUNTER mckims VS tv

mckims starts off by saying that he's the best and that he has never been to college but can show Virginia tecks, do you get it? He said he spit fire like a drag gun and his called tv a drag queen. He said that he was spitting dope flows and called his rival a crack fiend. He had a syllabic rap style throughout this battle. He compared his match up to child raping. He compared himself to white police in the south the way he'll stop a nigga. He said he's not a racist but he's a star that should be battling somebody on the A list. He said he'll shoot up his opponents house until his attics in the basement. He compare his adversary to a dutch. When tv started flowing in this rhyme battle asked if they wanted to look at his body before they close the casket but no one answered and compared himself to Jack Frost while his verses is lighter fluid. He repeat a few of his lines I guess because because he needed to since the audience was dead. He said that he would turn tv into an underground king like Pimp C and called his opponent a loose screw. The crowd was dead until he started upping the anti a little bit and rapping about mckims girl. He said that he would leave his challengers brain crushed and called his. my favorite thing that he said was choke him with the land line. This rround of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

I like when mckims started off the best punchline he spit was when he said that tv made his point like when a basketball goes in a net. He compared his challenger to Master P. He had some thorough punchlines real talk. He said he would light up his opponents house like Christmas decorations. He said that Steve Wonders eyes could see that he is a better MC. He said that his adversary will never be seen with a belt unless he's getting his ass whipped. He compared his gun to Scary Movie and said you could see every clip plus a deleted scene. Tv started his rap verse and called mckims a skate boarder type of emcee. He tried to say that his opponent was looking at defeat for the second time and said it would get real ugly. I liked when Tv made a reference about blowing cartridges. He just made a bunch of thorough to punchlines referring to guns and shooting as usual. The lyrical rhymer known as Tv said his girl is the bomb because she has Asian in her. He tried to call his challengers crew lame. This round of the cypher was definitely a tie no body out shined anyone.

In the third round of this cypher mckims went in rapping about the same old stuff his guns and shooting the crap out of his rival. He said that he spits crack and called his opponent an addict. He said that he paints pictures with no paint brush. He seemed to have maybe spitting a freestyle towards the end of his verse. He ended by saying he got bars like a hockey mask. Tv went in next and spit fire. He was rapping about most of the same things as well guns and murder. He compared his challenger to Sailor Moon. He made a good reference to wrestling and Mick Folly at the end of him rhyming. I would probably give this round of the one on one battle to Tv because he had longer bars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AB-sE0Jj0k



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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 3: Charcol Papi vs Chemist

In the first round of the cypher Charcol Papi started the rap cypher off. His rap verses had intricate funny raps. He even asked the Chemist if he wanted to experiment with death for his last verse.Do you get it? Chemist was kind of corny and he was stumbling on his raps and punchlines. Charcol Papi won this round of the rapping battle.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Charcol Papi stepped his rap bars up. Charcol Papi even seemed to even have a few fat rap jokes about the Chemist and said the boy did his homework but still couldn't come prepared. Chemist tried to call Charcol Papi a dope head. Charcol Papi kept on stumbling on his rap verses. Charcol Papi won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT50qHtCu4I&playnext_from=TL&videos=eTD6M_9AP3k&feature=sub




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ELLZ VS. NEW BREED

ELLZ started this rap battle calling NEW BREED a fagot because he's trying to be hard for his nigga's. I found it kind of interesting that how he used the Wayans Brother movie titles in his rap battle lines. NEW BREED had a thorough syllabic rap flow. NEW BREED's two best punchlines with the one about his ELLZ having a girl that's on her period and the one about NEW BREED's girl throwing ELLZ in the corn field. This round of this Youtube rap battle was a tie.

ELLZ started off spitting in this round of the cypher about how him and his home boys run trains on women. ELLZ said NEW BREED couldn't beat himself in a rap cypher. ELLZ was thorough with his syllabic rhyme delivery but I wasn't feeling how he used pitched over and over in one of his punchlines. NEW BREED started by calling ELLZ a fake and saying he never held a pump and also said he doesn't sell drugs. NEW BREED called ELLZ a broke ass nigga but he messed up towards the end of his verse.

In the third round of this cypher ELLZ said he only shoots at the head. He also brought up a story about sneaking into NEW BREED's house and screwed around with his girlfriend. NEW BREED played ELLZ and tried to call him a lame and said that ELLZ is the type to hang out at the mall all day just because he has a new jacket. NEW BREED also had a few rap jokes about ELLZ girl. In my opinion NEW BREED won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeX6rMOfFYQ&playnext_from=TL&videos=mg66CW_YHvo&feature=sub




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Friday, June 11, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Joker Starr Vs Prince Kong

Prince Kong started this interesting rap battle first. Prince Kong spit battle raps Joker Starr's mother and girl friend. Prince Kong ended off his verse spitting about where Joker Starr came from. Joker Starr. This round of the rapping battle was a tie.

This round of the rap clash started off kind of dry. Prince Kong threatened to burn his opponent Joker Starr with cigarette. Prince Kong brought up something interesting fact I don't know if it was a true. He claimed that Joker Starr auditioned for Big brother. Joker Starr went in immediately after Prince Kong and spit few good rhymes but I don't think his rhymes were hot enough. Prince Kong won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Prince Kong tried to call Joker Starr a lame when he started his verse. Prince Kong also tried to call Joker Starr a weak rapper. Prince Kong even used a stage prop against Joker Starr. All Joker Starr had was a hard rap delivery but his rhymes were weak. Prince Kong stayed consistent while Joker Starr started to mess up on his rhymes and lyrics. Prince Kong won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKMznvbdelI&playnext_from=TL&videos=eayUVfqr7ys&feature=sub




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