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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: New Era vs Incredible BA

New Era went into rhyme and claimed he found out that he was gonna battle Incredible BA while he was at work. He then implied he was hungry and anxious for this match. He accused his rival of being on Oun P's penis and claimed that his adversary made a video with him trying to spit and accused him being the weakest. He ended his verse cursing at his rival. Incredible BA then went into spit with a funny remark about New Era. He then said a sick punchline. He ended his verse referencing the Kool aid man. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

New Era then went in the next round of this cypher against Incredible BA and claimed to have always had a gift at rhyming. He then claimed to have been born a prodigy and claimed to be a monster among a few. He accused his opposition of being bad at kicking a freestyle and seemed to got amped up at the end of his verse. Incredible BA then went into spit and accused New Era of having man boobs. He seemed to have more gun references in this round. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle New Era went into rhyme and compared himself to a bad condom. He then implied leaving him leaking and implied putting a cap over his head. He spit a ton of Smack style gun rhymes and got mad hype. Incredible BA then went into rhyme and claimed New Era was greasy. He implied that his opposition would be at home crying after the match was over and mentioned that he came there with J Frost. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the lyrical battle New Era then went into rhyme against Incredible BA and claimed that he came to the battle with a large group of people. He then claimed that he was slamming his rivals mother against broken dishes and referenced to Cortez as well. Incredible BA then went into spit and claimed to have information on New Era. He then said His challenger was looking for him on twitter and saying a bunch of gay shit. He then claimed to have seen his adversary getting raped by some fat boys on a play ground and accused his boobs of having their own boobs. New Era won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vz_wdsEn-8



Friday, December 31, 2010

Dk Vs Knowledge

Dk started the cypher and seemed to be calling Knowledge boring. He then claimed to be a cave man and spit extremely lyrical. He also claimed to be messing with his girl and claimed that he kicks her out after the whole ordeal is done. Knowledge then went into spit and claimed that Dk talks hood but he was really a punk and dared him to jump. He then claimed that his challenger get mad when he sees him laying with his moms. I guess he forgot his lyrics but he started stuttering and jumped back in when the crowd settled down. This round of the match was clearly won by Dk.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Dk went in on Knowledge's shoes and his girl. He claimed to have crashed her car and was in a range rover. He also claimed to have kicker her out of his house and brought up Franky Lyman. Knowledge went into spit and claimed that there was a thousand ways he could act if felt in the mood. He then warned Dk and told him tat he didn't want to see a whole bunch of nigga's beating on him. Some of his rhymes were written and freestyle and it was easy to distinguish between the two. He winded up getting cut off again. In my opinion Dk won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the rhyme cypher Dk went into claimed that him and Knowledge were unknown. He then implied that it was his job to turn people into believers. He claimed to get it popping on the east and west coast. Knowledge then went into rhyme and claimed that all his home boys love him because he packs the heat. He called his challenger a product of inspect and described how his mother get it in. He soit his bars lyrically but I can't say that there was much feeling in the delivery. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a3bbI1aG8Q



Friday, December 3, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Joker Starr Vs Krazy

Joker Starr started the hip hop battle against Krazy claiming to taken a loss the last time he had a match and was talking about his battle with Nishi. He then claimed that he smacked his last opponent a smack and the guy didn't do anything about it. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He told his adversary that he wasn't crazy. Krazy then went into rhyme and claimed that he felt he was battling a ghost. He claimed that Nishi killed his adversary in battle and proved he wasn't a real dude. He then said he would slap his opponent's hat off and claimed he was HIV positive. Joker Starr obviously won this round of the lyrical clash.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Joker Starr went into rhyme and claimed that you were gonna hear gay jokes repeatedly by Krazy. He then claimed that he himself didn't use a bunch of fillers and claimed that there were a lot of bitches in the Don't Flop League. He ended his verse implying that Radzer and Salar were big bitches. Krazy then went into rhyme against Joker Starr and implied about coming up with his bars maybe a day before. He then called his challenger a vegetable that enjoyed sucking testicles and claimed him of not getting Youtube views. Joker Starr won this round of the competition.

In the third round Joker Starr went into rhyme against Krazy claiming that betting against him was not a good idea and claimed that going against him was like betting against the odds. He claimed that this rap league gave an invitation to wannabe thugs and racists. Krazy went into spit and compared Joker Starr to finding out your mother just had a stroke and admit to being full of him self. He then called his opponent an actor and said he was bad at it. He was obviously freestyle rapping and claimed to have heard his tracks. This round of the matchwas a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DULzfNpACYA



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DON'T FLOP - Chronicle Vs Redzer *Grudge Match*

Redzer started the lyrical battle and didn't hesitate to call Chronicle Danny Glover's angry brother. He then accused his opposition of looking like a horse and accused him of having a head with it's own force field. He claimed that the battle wasn't about country against country and tried to imply that his adversary of spitting irrelevant multi's. Chronicle went into spit and restated what Redzer said about his head being enormous. He then claimed that his challengers over react to whack punchlines and love rhyme asylum. He claimed that his adversary said he was gonna knock Salar out. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Redzer went into rhyme and claimed that he wouldn't get in Chronicle's face. He then claimed that his adversary was splitting his mother womb at birth. He then claimed that his adversary looked at him and thought potato's Irish Jews and camp fires. He ended his verse making fun of his opponent's transportation vehicle. Chronicle then went into rhyme and imped that he knew Redzer's life story just by looking at the dots on his fore head. He then said his adversary's mother died of cancer and claimed to be glad. He accused his challengers mother of opening her legs on the front of Cruger's rape tape. He then compared his opponent's lyrical structure to his genetics. He ended his bars claiming that he sodomizes his grand daughter. Redzer won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

Redzer then went into spit and claimed Chronicle wouldn't make a penny using his face as a mascot. He then said that his opponent had a long face and claimed that his biggest fear was the Apocalypse and made more horse face jokes. He said his adversary had the face of a moose and called him a cross breed. Chronicle then went in claiming that he had a lot to express to rhyme and called Redzer a racist. He compared his opponent to George Bush and called his opposition a red neck. He then claimed that Eurgh's dad seen one of his challengers matches and dis aproved. Redzer won this round of the lyrical cypher in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BroRBVFlQj0



Thursday, November 18, 2010

Grind Time Now presents Soul Khan vs Fresco

Fresco started the rap battle first and told his opponent that he had respect but would not get more and claimed Soul Khan was a fagot. He then said his opponent's lines would be about fashion. He then said his opponent was imagining him naked and threatened to punch him in the throat. Soul Khan said that it's weird hearing Fresco calling him a fagot and claimed that he was trying to battle Sahtyre. He then brought up his opposition's match against illusion z and tried to imply that his opponent was a big homo. He then brought up how his adversary met Real Deal aka Trevor. Soul Khan won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the rap clash Fresco went into spit against Soul Khan and gave a shout out to Poison Pen. He claimed that he wanted a Smack rapper and talked about shooting guns. He then claimed to have news stamp clips and implied seperating his opponent from his soul. He claimed that his opponent was more out of place in the hood then he was. Soul Khan went into spit and claimed to have listened to Fresco's music. He accused his challenger's of missing soul in his music and accused his biggest match of being a 2 on 2 with his name on it. He accused his opponent of having big birds voice. Soul Khan won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Fresco went into spit and said he dressed the way he did just be a ladies man. He then said Soul Khan was a small bitch and claimed that he had to say something. He ended his bars subliminally mentioning Mind, Body, and Soul. Soul Khan then went into rhyme and seemed to have exposed his Amazing Crack a pink T. He accused his rival of having a chromosome covered in glitter. He claimed that his opposition had never been in a fist fight and didn't start rapping until 2008. Soul Khan won this round of the rapping battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2VM0kpymPw



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Friday, November 12, 2010

Rap Battle: Genie vs Illusion Z, AHAT

Illusion Z went into rhyme claiming that OD had him come there just to make the brackets even. He then implied that he was warned about making black jokes about Genie but didn't really care and accused his adversary of living in a cardboard box in the desert claiming that it's a magic lamp. He seemed to be calling his opponent Jim Jones at the end of his verse. Genie then went into rhyme and claimed that he goes to the store for heat when he has beef. He claimed that it wasn't a surprise to see Illusion Z in Nevada and said he back hand his father. In my opinion this was a tie.

Illusion Z then went into rhyme and claimed that he would get Genie scared in round two. He also claimed that his adversary had empty refrigerators in his nightmares and accused him of getting laughed at in the gym. He claimed to be sexy and all the bitches wanted to get with him and finished with a weight reference as a punchline. Genie then went into rhyme taking a deep breath and seemed to be speaking in Spanish in as attenmpt to imitate his adversary. He tried to accuse his adversary of trying to sell tamales and spoke him an seemed to be implying the guy was from California. He also brought up Strayt Paper choking in his match the month before. In my opinion this round was a tie.

Illusion Z then went into spit and implied calling a mechanic if Genie brakes down. He claimed that tt was easy to beat his adversary who was offended by the thought of a medium pizza and accused him of getting hard from the Olive Garden menu. Genie then went into spit and said Illusion Z was gay before humans evolved. He accused his rival's name of being Alexis and claimed that he messes with his girl. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koKG4Y3zdEI



Monday, November 8, 2010

AHAT Rap Battle: Grinda vs Rachit

Grinda started the rap clash first and claimed that he wanted to give Rachit an applause. He claimed to be a goon and seemed to be warning people in the room who had weak stomachs. He had one quotable punchline that i had to put in my sick punchlines page. Rachit then went into spit calling Grinda a lost cause and referred to Grinda's girl friend giving him head. He claimed to rap for fun while his adversary does it for views even though he doesn't get any. He warned his opposition to watch what he's speaking before he pulled out of his thirty eight. Grinda won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Grinda went into rhyme against Grinda and claimed to be the best in AHAT. He brought up his match with Trigaaah and The Jones. He claimed that his son was at home and was about to see him put the smack down. He claimed that the judges be cheating him out of winning battles and such. Rachit then went into rhyme and bragged about how he be at home having real sex. He accused Grinda of having an early release from jail from acting like a bitch and called him a 2010 version of Kid Frost. He said what seemed to be a rumor and claimed that you had to get raped to be a Gangster Disciple. The cowds reaction was funny. Grinda won this round in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs9qDEU_gug



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Monday, September 20, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Ness Lee vs Syd Vicious

Ness Lee started the rap clash and said that Syd Vicious's flow is off. He didn't hesitate to make fat jokes on his adversary when he jumped in and told him to stick his stomach out and be proud of it. He asked his opposition why he was hungry when he just ate and ended by calling him Jennifer Hudson. Syd Vicious started the his verse claiming that Duce called him and said Ness Lee wanted to battle him and claimed that before then he hadn't seen anyone of his adversary's matches. He reffered to himself as being the deadliest weapon to hit the scene. He got real lyrical and then tried to say he looks like uncle ruckus from the Boondocks. Syd Vicious was a bit more over powering in this round of the hip hop battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Ness Lee went into spit claiming to have already won this match against Syd Vicious. He accused his adversary of never serving a purpose ever and brought up the fact that he claims to be from Murderetta. He showed how lyrical he could get during this round of the cypher. Syd Vicious then went into spit and tried to call Ness Lee an old man. He also tried to imply that he didn't have much money in his pockets and punchline delivery seemed to hit a little harder even though they both were evenly matched with bars. Syd Vicious won this round of lyrical clash.

In the third round of the rap cypher Ness Lee went in claiming that Syd Vicious was the a homo and continued to call him fat. He claimed to be the sickest Mc with flows and tried to call his opposition a loud mouth. He tried to imply that his opponent doesn't have 100,000 views yet and mentioned Soul Khan. Syd Vicious then went in comparing Ness Lee's face to deep space and said that his profile picture looks like he left the default on Letbeef.com and had a hundred black jokes for his opponent. I think his performance was a notch harder. Ness Lee won this round of the mc clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEkXSk6LIOY




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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

AHAT FUNNY Rap Battle: Konflict vs Genie

Genie stared first in this funny ass rap cypher and said something about Konflict being the Asian kid from Connecticut. He said that he has his opponent stuck all in his teeth and called him self a beast. He asked when did they start making rappers in Taiwan and had a ton of racist disses on his adversary. Konflict then went into rhyme countering Genie's last verse with some fat jokes. He put it in during this round of the rhyme battle and his last punchline was clever I'm gonna include it on my slick punchlines page. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap clash Genie went into rap and explained the differences between him and Konflict with a bit of a racial twist to it. He mentioned a few different scenarios all in which were hilarious. Konflict then went into rhyme and said his opponent must really be a Genie and had a real good verse but when he started forgetting his lines that was the big thing that decided his fate in this rap cypher. He wished horrible things on his opponents such as diabetes and him getting his toes chopped off. Genie won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKmmUP7_7Uo



Monday, September 6, 2010

MAIN EVENT : |BLOCKCITYTV| ROUND 2| : JAI VS SPEE DOLLA

JAI started the rap cypher trying to imply that his opponent is ugly and went down the whole family tree making fun of them. He claimed that if he wanted SPEE DOLLA and said he stays prepared with he lead like he's about to take the SAT. He said that he's never scared. He compared himself to Steve Nash and accused his adversary of working at Wendy's. He claimed to be styling on him. SPEE DOLLA went into rhyme and said that if he lost the cypher he would break JAI knees. He called his flow ocean and sad free tsunami surf. He told his opponents to stop stressing and said his homeboys were hating. He even brought up Conceited, Okwerdz, Arsonal and told his opposition to relax because he smacks faces. He called himself a metaphor misfit and compared his flow to alligtaor skin. In my opinion JAI won this round of the rap clash.

In the second round of the cypher JAI said that he didn't battle at the best of Block City and claimed that he didn't know why since he was one of the vets at Block City. He called SPEE DOLLA a mis match and told his adversary to kick up and said watch his ribs kick back. He said that he would leave he would leave his vision just like his his skin tone pitch black and spent a lot of time calling his opponent dirty. SPEE DOLLA went into the battle calling JAI a peanut head and asking a whole bunch of jokes about his head. He also tried to call his opposition an old man and said he would grip the heat then shoot at his feet. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle JAI went into spit and said if he wasn't battling SPEE DOLLA he'd be having sex with his girl. He compared him self to condoms and said that it was his lifestyle. He claimed that bitch niggas be rapping type loud and said that he's violent with his gun. He said hat a couple things got him pissed off and claimed that he feels like Malcolm X. He claimed that his nigga's would stomp his adversary out. SPEE DOLLA went in and started rhyming. He said that JAI was playing a rough game and proceeded to make fun of him. he accused his adversary of wearing extra large fitted hats. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJuEH4tIAc



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Sunday, August 22, 2010

BALTIMORE BATTLES "KROOK VS SPLIFF VS HAZMAT"

HAZMAT started the rhyme battle talking about how emcees brag about there chips but claimed he was on something different. He also spit about swallowing bullets and his 38 special. He looked at SPLIFF and called himself a beast. He seemed to pointing at KROOK and called him ironic. He seemed to be rapping about both of hs opponent's without saying there name so if was getting on any body if ever he was getting on any body. I wasn't sure who he was threatening for snitching on him or if t was in general. SPLIFF then went in to rhyme and seemed to be calling HAZMAT a turrets ass nigga. He claimed he would leave holes in both of his opposition's and claimed that in 03 he was learning how to make heat. He bragged about slaying KROOK's girl and claimed to get waist deep in his oppositions girl. He finished off by accusing HAZMAT of having ashy elbows. It was time for the MC named KROOK to start his verse next. He claimed to be getting sick and tired of his two opponents and seemed to be threatening HAZMAT to be the next ingredients in his grandmother stuffing. He seemed to have compared SPLIFF to Lil Wayne and said he gets accused of lying. He said when he puts the guns to his challengers mouth he doesn't wanna hear nothing. He ended his bars comparing bullets to spear. This round of the lyrical battle was a tie.

In the second round of the cypher HAZMAT went in and started rapping and said bitch please then he bragged about how he has guns that shoot at a sick speed. he implied about blasting from a roof. He seemed to be trying to imply that his opponent wasn't gangster. He acted like he forgot his lines but he was joking and called his adversary a swine. He said that he is the hottest nigga walking and claimed that he can't be tamed. He claimed that he spits fire and compared his skill to court side seats. He even mentioned that he had a 357 and called one of his oppositions a pot head. It was then time SPLIFF to start spitting his bars and told a story about getting head from HAZMAT's girl. He said that he would introduce his challenger to his guns and asked him if he had punchlines. He called both of his adversaries fags an asked him if he knew what chicks are and went in about shooting them. It seemed like he was getting on HAZMAT most of the time. KROOK went in threatening to shoot somebody but I could't really tell who and claimed that he competes quite often. He said that his challengers seen two of his guns and said it was time to show them the third. He was real slow when putting his word together. He seemed to be saying he would put HAZMAT in a trash bag. This round of what almost seemed to be a freestyle battle was a tie.

In the beginning of round three of the cypher it was started by HAZMAT using the styling on you line and said it would take more than one punch to stop him. He named a bunch of military weapons and claimed that would need all of them to stop him. He called one of his opposition's girls the greatest mother in the world for preparing his kids. SPLIFF then jumped in the match and asked why must his two challengers that he referred to as clowns battle him. He said hat his opponents try to play him when the game is on they self. He compared KROOK's swagger to butter and claimed it would melt when he heats it. He said that his gun could pop and turn skates into roller blades and said HAZMAT reminds him of Alice and Wonderland. He ended by saying his adversary a couple cookies without the crisp. KROOK went in and claimed that he would bring a gun out all chrome. He accused HAZMAT of trying to be a gangster and compared him to a G1. He spit more cell phone references and had a funny performance. He accused his opponent of sprinting when he pulled out his heat. He had a few sport punchlines as well and talked about his fitted hat. KROOK won this round of the lyrical clash.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVyCvp5ZlUs



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Monday, August 2, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Philly Swain vs Ness Lee

Philly Swain started off this cypher calling himself The Grind Time Lebron and said minus Delonte West having sex with his mom, that was funny. He compared Ness Lee to an Ed Hardy hat and told him that the would get snapped on. He then proceeded to insult his opponents clothing and said his opposition didn't want it with him. He equated his adversary to Sebastian from The Little Mermaid and said he gets respect in the projects. Philly Swain tried to say that his lips are mad black because of his smoking habits and said he was a loser. Ness Lee started off saying that when his opponent loses he gets mad enough to cock the gauge and said that he was guaranteed to get shot. He said that his dogs raided his challenger momma's place then he asked if his opponent was suppose to be the one to clown his name and called him the uncle from the show House of Pain. He was a more thorough lyricist and accused Philly Swain of swimming naked at a non-nude beach. He tried to imply that his opponent couldn't shoot a gun. This round of the rap cypher was close I would have to say it was a tie.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Philly Swain went in rapping syllabic and had punchline with a reference to secret societies. He said that he's so hot starts fires in the rain and he seemed to freestyle rapping. He said that his adversary was sweating like getting married to fat bitch at a wedding. He compared himself to Shaquille O'Neal and asked him in an arrogant way why he came up there. He acted like he was possessed towards the end of his rap verse and finished off saying pussy. Ness Lee went up to rap next and said Philly Swain is black has a big belly and a beard but they are not alike. He claimed that he was with his opponents spouse and kicks it with her. He implied that his rival was a drag queen at one time and said that he was a hungry hippo. He said that his opponent came at him side ways and couldn't get through the gate otherwise. He had deep metaphors, he compare his opponent to Bro man from Martin and started making remixes to his songs. He ended rapping with lots of syllables. Philly Swain this round of the battle based on presence and rawness but I liked Ness Lee's punchlines better.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Philly Swain went in with no hesitation and told his opponent he looks like an African boy and tried to call him self an oil can. He had a strong hard rap delivery and said that he bangs on niggas like Jordan with his tongue out. He compared Ness Lee to a block downtown and told him he ain't a live nigga he just a pussy trying to rap like Plies. He shotted out his crew Wise Guys and said that he would spit about punching his adversary. Philly Swain implied that his opposition had poop stains. He gave a shot out to HOLLOW DA DON and had some harsh things to say about San Fransisco. He accused his rival of having to suck some body off to get to the one on one battle and asked him about his ear rings. He made references to MC Hammer Guess Jean company, and True Religion. He then went on to spit about his watch. I got to add that this is a funny battle. Ness Lee got back at Philly Swain for making all of the black jokes that he made by reminding him that they are the same color and said they might as well have the same mother. He seemed to be improvising a freestyle cut saying that he would out rap his adversary then out black him. He called his opponent a reversed Benjamin button with a stomach disease. He had a syllabic lyrical verse towards the end of this rhyme cypher. This round of the was a tie I dug both of there battle raps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_6tFYBRTfg&playnext=1&videos=S3rlfIjf7HM



Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol. 4: Joka Jones vs Steve Staples

Joka Jones started the rap battle first and said that Steve Staples always says you can blame it on him for being an ass hole said to think about it he's saying he's an asshole and told everybody to think deeply about it. He compared his rival messing up on a bar is constipation and called himself a gunner called his opposition a runner that can't fight and hides under covers. He then began to say that he grips pipes like plumber and tried to equate his opponent to Stevie Wonder. He called his adversary a hater and said that he would have to put his hand on him then said he would put his gun to his wig. He said that he calls gun his staple remover and asked the crowd why they put him in the ring with him and said that they knew he was gonna bring him down. Joka Jones said that Steve Staples would be a 40 year old virgin and he all of a sudden got syllabic when giving a run down about is gonna happen to him. He said that he is a gunner and claimed to be in the gutter. He asked if the crowd if his adversary looks like somebodies little brother and said the funny story is that he is fat but hates to admit it. He said that it's nobodies fault that he's fat but his own and and accused him of eating too many chitterlings. Joka Jones brought up his oppositions battle against Fresh and said his opponent did all right in that cypher but overall he's corny. He had funny analogies of what his opponent smelled like. He compared himself to the well know cannibal Hannibal then compared his opponent to fake breasts. Steve Staples then went in and began to spit his verse and said challengers name is a joke and accused him of stepping out of his comfort zone for calling him out. He made it clear that his guns have good range and claimed that Joka Jones asked for the beating then called him a twerp. He gave a shout out to Young Thunda as well. He asked his opponent if thinks that he has the right to smirk just because he has one win. He claimed that rival is floating on cloud 9 now and said he would bring him back to earth. Steve Staples compared his opponent to ground turf and said let me show you how this magic works. He said he would have sex with his girl when he is ready and said he would turn his opponent into after birth. He even said he would go his wake and shoot up the church then said when it's war his challenger he is scared and hiding. He even compared Joka Jones to Keyshia Cole mother and said that his scope males sure that he is focused wen he pops. He said that his opponent is a snitch and he'd treat his life like spades leave him in a box. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round of the rapping matchup Joka Jones went right in and said his verse saying he told Young Thunda they could fight if he's brave. He said when his gun spits it would put a part in his waves and said he would end his Steve Staples life then get something to eat. He said adversary's chatter was just talk to him and said he would lose his sneakers because his goons would take them off of him. He told his opponent that he isn't Soulja Boy even though they say he looks like him and said not to get it twisted because this ain't an easy match and said he would squeeze the mac and leave his opposition with nothing with nothing but a large piece of fat. Joka Jones said that he'd two piece his rival like a Reese's pack and told him not to rap and to just get a job. He said he would treat his Steve Staples like a kabob. The last thing he mentioned was if you look up his opposition Steve O from Jack ass stapling a sack to his leg He bragged about how strong his marketing is. Steve Staples went in and started rapping. He called his challenger Marcus Jones and said that he is really a good kid. He claimed that his opposition listens to a lot of Tupac and he really wants to live that thug life while comparing bullets to stray hairs. Steve Staples said that his opponent shouldn't have been made a man. He said that he would shoot his adversary's funny bone and get rid of his sense of humor. He compared his gun to a rumor and said he gave his rivals girl a tumor. Steve Staples got on rival for having a baby face and asked how they called him Joka Jones when he looks like The Penguin. He tried to say that his challenger didn't look hard. He said that he would stomp the his opposition and turn him into two face. He said that he would turn his opponent into funny sections. He compared his shooting game to Ray Allen and said his opponent wouldn't poke someone on Facebook. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the one on one battle Joka Jones said that Steve Staples is a bitch and he could see it in his eyes. He said that his homeboys is looking for his opposition they aren't talking about office supplies. He said his boys would push a red dot then said easy button and said his girl friend is a bust down that stays on the stroll. He said he screws her lights out then sends her to him playing a roll and said that his opposition plays with her toes. He said that he would send her back to him with stain on her clothes and she would make a lie up about she got it from cooking then tell him that his plates on the stove. Joka Jones told his Steve Staples that he wasn't in the trap with his gun and accused him of selling socks on ninety fifth. He said that his opponent doesn't hit the block or spray automatics and said the last time he was he was eating up the green he ate cabbage. He told his opposition that nothing he makes is classic and he ain't worth a nickel. He also compared his opponent to a dill pickle and called him one of the Dill pickles then accused him of playing with Bee Bee guns. He said his gun would put him against the wall. Steve Staples went in and called his challenger a hater. He said that if his opponent doesn't believe he can do it he'd make him fly. He said that he wouldn't be using hands when he waves good bye. he said that he would take the pump and turn his opponent to a sky scraper then get his girl and let a whole bunch of guys rape her. He compared his guns to a Fraternity. He called him self a cold nigga then described his internal organs to Joka Jones. He claimed to have a chopper on him and said that when it's beef turn his opponent into pasta. Steve Staples reminded Joka Jones that he's not a goalie. He told his challenger if he's married to the block then he needs to start separating and I liked the punch line he made referring to his oppositions segregating. He taught a little bit of history with the rhyme he said about emancipation. He said that his arms are strong with no Lance relation and said his opponent is a liar. He said that he shoots storms that blow until the roofs gone. He said that his homeboys be getting head from his adversary's girl and said that he would meet him in his hood with guns that can shoot a hundred yards. Steve Staples won this round of the rap clash.

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