Showing posts with label lyrical. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lyrical. Show all posts

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Ness Lee vs Sir Locksley ($600 Battle)

Ness Lee started the rap cypher first and claimed he checked every search engine he couldn't find any thing about Sir Locksley but a Myspace page with under a thousand views. He also brought up Dizaster and Mc Serch. He had a lot funny things to say about his opponent's face and then claimed at the end of his verse he would throw his crutches down and drop kick him. Sir Locksley then went into rhyme and claimed Ness Lee wasn't the boss. He claimed that it cost 600 dollars for him to arrange this match and claimed he would pay him to let him win this debut. He accused his adversary's girl friend of a Trey Songs groupie. Ness Lee won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Ness Lee went into spit and reversed Sir Locksley disses. He then claimed to be the worst type of boss and claimed to be unprovoked by words.He even brought up Dumbfounded. He then described his adversary's family tree and claimed I hate my life should be his theme music. He had a quotable punchline as well. Sir Locksley then went in and brought up Ness Lee's match at WRC against J Focus. He then accused his adversary's girl of wanting him to lose weight and brought up his match against Syd Vicious. He even brought up Double Deuce's phone number and had a load complexed metaphors. Ness Lee won this round of the cypher as well.

In the third round of the match Ness Lee went into spit and brought up Syd Vicious's weight and claimed to be state to state ruining emcees. He claimed to have seen an ugly picture of his adversary rocking a Gum-by cut and asked him if he was alive in the eighties. He even compared the way his adversary dresses to Fresco. Syd Vicious then went into spit and claimed Ness Lee used to look like TD Jakes with an Arby's hat. He even made fun of his rival's sister and girl. One of his lines didn't rhyme. Ness Lee won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjnI2qf2Yk



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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: New Era vs Incredible BA

New Era went into rhyme and claimed he found out that he was gonna battle Incredible BA while he was at work. He then implied he was hungry and anxious for this match. He accused his rival of being on Oun P's penis and claimed that his adversary made a video with him trying to spit and accused him being the weakest. He ended his verse cursing at his rival. Incredible BA then went into spit with a funny remark about New Era. He then said a sick punchline. He ended his verse referencing the Kool aid man. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

New Era then went in the next round of this cypher against Incredible BA and claimed to have always had a gift at rhyming. He then claimed to have been born a prodigy and claimed to be a monster among a few. He accused his opposition of being bad at kicking a freestyle and seemed to got amped up at the end of his verse. Incredible BA then went into spit and accused New Era of having man boobs. He seemed to have more gun references in this round. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle New Era went into rhyme and compared himself to a bad condom. He then implied leaving him leaking and implied putting a cap over his head. He spit a ton of Smack style gun rhymes and got mad hype. Incredible BA then went into rhyme and claimed New Era was greasy. He implied that his opposition would be at home crying after the match was over and mentioned that he came there with J Frost. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the lyrical battle New Era then went into rhyme against Incredible BA and claimed that he came to the battle with a large group of people. He then claimed that he was slamming his rivals mother against broken dishes and referenced to Cortez as well. Incredible BA then went into spit and claimed to have information on New Era. He then said His challenger was looking for him on twitter and saying a bunch of gay shit. He then claimed to have seen his adversary getting raped by some fat boys on a play ground and accused his boobs of having their own boobs. New Era won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vz_wdsEn-8



Saturday, January 29, 2011

KOTD - Rap Battle - Arcane vs Bender (Title Match)

Bender started the cypher first telling Arcane to take lessons and claimed that the match was the type of event that makes legends. He also compared his adversary's battles of having the replay value of a lottery ticket and claimed that his rival had called Thesaurus a statutory rapist in his battle with him. He then tried to accuse his rival of stalking under aged girls and accused him of jerking Charron of a title match. Arcane then went into rhyme and claimed he would've took on Bender in September but his rival was in school trying to finish his semester. He then claimed his opposition majors in Political Science and claimed he was here to teach him a lesson. He claimed his challenger was talking junk about him then apologized. He had a ton of wrestling references. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Bender went into rhyme and made claims based on Arcanes performances. He then claimed that his rival fabricated lies and claimed that no artist respected him. He also made it clear that it wasn't likely for his opposition to best him. He showed an incredible display of lyricism as well. Arcane then went into rhyme claiming to know that he had haters. He then claimed Bender was making up fake stuff that wasn't true and accused him of working on an album his whole life called bad information. He claimed that Loe Pesci messed up the evidence of one of his challengers matches. He brought up his adversary's school days and compared him to a basketball player that never made it to the NBA. In the second round Bender won this round of the match.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Bender went into spit and claimed his best friend was Jordan Cutler while saying that the man never kicked a verse in his life. He then said he didn't write anything about Arcanes sister and mother. He even brought up knameless. He ended his bars accusing his opponent of being boring. Arcane then went into spit and made fun of Bender's size. He then said his adversary's weight defied physics and claimed that he was a whale who washed up on the Toronto Shore.Both of these emcees had a wide array of sick punchlines but Arcane won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv00qJWech8



Sunday, January 23, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: George Jetson vs Matlock

George Jetson started the rap battle first and seemed to be admitting that rapping against Matlock wasn't the wisest decision. He truly showed off the full capability of his rhyme style i must say. He then called his rival fictitious and claimed to have left him opened up from how he taught him wisdom. Matlock then went in and said he came for the competition. He then said that his adversary was garbage and lame as shit and tried to imply that his opponent got a loose stomach when it was time to battle. He also accused him of looking like an undercover cop and claimed that he himself was doing Grind Time a favor by exterminating him. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second of the lyrical battle George Jetson went into rhyme and claimed he was about to slay Matlock and brought up his last label. He spent most of his bars bringing up dirt on his rival claimed to be on a mission to dismember his pride. He had a long pause and mess up during his bar. Matlock then went into rhyme and claimed he would let George Jetson hype man for him. He also called his challenger a racist and claimed that his father was a clan leader. Matlock won this round of the contest in my opinion.

George Jetson then went into claim that he didn't know why Matlock was trying to start in the Grind Time League. He then said his adversary would need more on his team and claimed to be a linguist. He also tried to imply that his opposition had a fan base that got older and moved on with there life. Matlock then went into spit and claimed George Jetson was sacrificial lamb. He also accused his adversary of being a punching bag and claimed to be a legend himself. In my opinion Matlock won this round of the cypher.

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle Matlock went in and claimed George Jetson was from the gofer state. He also made fun of the way his adversary looked and compared this match to bowling with the bumpers. George Jetson then went into spit and accused Matlock of being like a gentle and friendly. He the claimed that his opponent was skinny enough to sketch his portrait. George Jetson won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH3oWGzPEyI



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Friday, January 7, 2011

Golden State Bullies presents: Absyrd vs Kodyak

Kodyak started the cypher asking Absyrd if he though he had what it took to fight with him. He then claimed that he disliked fighting fair and said that he would wait for his rival to fall to sleep on his high chair then some how manage to hide inside of his night mare. Absyrd went into spit claiming that he was about to abuse Kodyak and called him a prick that was gonna lose to him. He then claimed his adversary was diseased. He brought up the fact that the both of them were fat and asked him who had the shorter end of the stick. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

Kodyak then went into spit and claimed that Absyrd was a baby with handles. He called his adversary a fagot and obviously was freestyle spitting. He accused his rival of using food to cope with his mood shifts and asked his opponent how he could get a female pregnant since he was so pussy. Absyrd started his verse telling Kodyak that he straight up sucked at life and claimed his rival was trash. He claimed that this match was payback and gave a shout out to California. He accused his opponent of giving birth to Sea Lions. Absyrd won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the round of the freestyle match Kodyak then went into spit and claimed that he was gonna run circles around Absyrd until he was hardly breathing. He also welcomed his adversary to his slaughter house and compared himself to Dr House. He then diagnosed his rival to having a syndrome and had a quotable punchline. Absyrd then went into spit and claimed Kodyak was a fagot. He told his challenger can lick his nut sack and said he didn't need another round. Kodyak won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lkAD5tfqI




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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Grind Time Now Presents: Daze vs Dirt

Daze started the MC Battle first and told a story about how he came to battle Dirt. He referenced Ivan Da great. He claimed that he poke his adversary's skin with holes and mentioned his match with Amazing Crack. Dirt then went into spit wishing that Daze would swallow his microphone and die. He then compared his adversary to an imaginary tricycle ride and compared his rhyme delivery Billy mays trying to sell Oxi clean. He then compared his adversary's block to a Canadian Hockey team and seemed to have implied that he was basic trash. Dirt won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Daze went into rhyme and claimed that Dirt started to rap claiming he was a letter short from rape. He then implied
Jus-One and Amazing Crack had sex with his rival's mother. He also mentioned sodomizing his mother. Dirt went into spit lyrically and made physical jokes about Daze working out. He spent most of his bars with a lyrically describing of his adversary. Thi round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

Daze then went in and accused Dirt of being a biter and claimed that he would expose him for being fraudulent. He brought Soul Khan and seemed to be implying that Dirtbag Dan was his partner. He ended his verse trying to basically call his adversary a reject. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that Daze was the only human who had more rows of teeth than a shark. He also accused him of transforming into a mythical creature and started forgetting his lines towards the end of his bars. Daze won this round of the match in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEywQBufoE



Saturday, January 1, 2011

Cash Cal vs Flash

Cash Cal started the cypher claiming that he would put Flash in a head lock. He also claimed to have his tool on the neck and felt like his adversary and his adversary's crew really hated him but ended his bars claiming to be motivated by it. Flash then went into rhyme and taunted Cash Cal and seemed to be asking him questions. He also claimed to have satisfied his rival's girl and left her with a back spasm. His delivery was entertaining and his lyrical skills were too thorough. This round of the cypher was a win for Flash in my opinion.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Cash Cal went in and implied setting the record straight that he wasn't a fan while Flash was his victim. He also claimed that he could kill his rival without a gun. Cash Cal went in and claimed Flash's bars were long and stretched out then claimed to be checking the time. He then said claimed he would give his challenger freckles like Freck. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the exhibition Cash Cal went in against Flash to make a comment about drugs feeling better in the moment. He said that he wasn't a band wagon nigga and claimed that his gun would give the ground penetrating. His bars were hard. Flash claimed to hang in Seattle with Freck. He stuttered on his lines and it got crazy when Red Freck jumped in. Towards the end he spit a freestyle. Cash Cal won this round of the exhibition based on consistency and harder bars.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qo3ztlfx4s&NR=1



Thursday, December 30, 2010

Bank Roll Vs Young Jerz.

Bank Roll started to rhyme first in the first round claiming that when his gun is merged Young Jerz would get his chain snatched. He also told his opponent that he should kil him self. He claimed that his Muslim home boys would eat his opposition's face as well. He also bit off Cassidy's punchline as well but i don't know if people peeped it. Young Jerz then went into rhyme and claimed to be a monster. He brought up the fact that Bank Roll was with the WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK and called him a Pink Panther. He then accused his challenger's mother of paying his rent. Young Jerz won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Bank Roll started to spit first and claimed that while Young Jerz calls his squad for help he would call his girl for help. He threatened run up in his rival's house and demand stuff and subliminally used Shotgun Suges name as well. He then claimed to be from a city full of bricks. Young Jerz then went into rhyme and claimed that he had been an O.G. for a minute. He also compared himself to a quarter back that maneuvers at overtime. He tried to imply that his rival was a transvestite sold girl scout cookies. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Bank Roll went into spit and claimed tried to call Young Jerz's crew Sean John nigga's. He then called his rival a known bluff and accused his adversary of being the type to have phone sex. He also claimed to keep a pump in his car and tried to say that his opponent doesn't be in the hood. Young Jerz then went in and called rival a cheer leader. He claimed that his juveniles would rob his adversary for his bling and compared himself to the Fantastic Four. He went in on talking shit about his challengers girl friend. This round of the match was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrePpDkAN6w




Wednesday, December 15, 2010

DFI 5 - Siyo Vs Costello

Siyo went into rhyme during the first round and called Costello a skinny mother fucker. He then compared him to a Polish Jew from 1944 and seemed to be trying to call him country. He then proceeded to call his opponent a Pollock that was living off of scraps. It seemed like some of his rhymes were off the top. Costello then went into spit and claimed that Siyo probably comes to beef with scissors in his hands. He then asked a question about hos his opponent was the future and brought up the fact that Redzer had did an impression the week before. He then claimed that the match was a Hip-Hop scholarship. Siyo won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Siyo went into rhyme and claimed that Costello had Cabbage Patch raps. He also compared his opposition to a room full of Japanese people and made fun of his head. The emcee known as Costello then went into spit and claimed that Siyo was a hair dresser. He also claimed to smoke a lot and claimed to be suffering from it. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Siyo went into the third round of this Hip Hop duel implying that the person he was battling Costello was a waster and pretender. He then began to choke then jumped back in and called his opponent a geek that's jealous. Costello then went into rhyme and seemed to be trying to imply that Siyo can't handle smoking weed. He also accused his challenger of marching with Gay Rights activist's. Costello won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the exhibition the emcee known as Costello went into rhyme lyrically and claimed that no one did it the way that him and his crew does it. He then said Siyo was talking rubbish and warned him about disrespecting him in public. He brought up his challenger being a hair dresser again and claimed that he came with a bad hair do. Siyo then went into rap and claimed that emcees like Costello he see's far too often. He compared his adversary to an episode of Frazier and he choked. He ended calling his opponent a prick. Costello won this round of the competition as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAx_TfvtN4Y



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Monday, December 13, 2010

DFI 5 - L-Deman Vs Mickey Gatch

Mickey Gatch started the freestyle battle against L-Deman first and said claimed that he raps sick. He then said there would be no handshake at the end of the match and had a quotable punchline that i liked. It sounded like he mentioned something about The King Of The Dot Grand Prix. He claimed to love freestyles though Mickey Gatch were never necessary. L-Deman then went into spit and claimed Mickey Gatch was a sheep loving rapist. He claimed that his opponents look was a tragedy case and called him a sissy fagot that wasn't so good at rapping. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Mickey Gatch went into spit and asked L-Deman how he expected to win with his shitty bars. He then compared his opponents chances of winning to Redzer collaborating with Salar and accused him of having a homo face book status and mentioned Don't Flop. L-Deman then went in and claimed that he didn't care if Mickey Gatch had fame. He claimed that he wanted to know how he got his name and claimed that in Dublin he'd be labeled a fag. This round was a tie in my opinion as well

Mickey Gatch then went in and claimed L-Deman was a dopey name and claimed that the hip hop scene from Dublin was gay. He also told his opposition to stop using drugs and claimed that he forgot his rhymes so he freestyle rapped. L-Deman then went into spit and claimed that everybody hated to see Mickey Gatch freestyle. H e called his adversary a chicken and had a quick slip up. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the last round L-Deman went in first and claimed to be sure to have sex with Mickey Gatch's mother. He also said his adversary was bad at free-styling and ended his verse making fun of his ears. Mickey Gatch then went into spit and claimed L-Deman sent him one text too many in the week before and accused him of not being able to pronounce Adidas . He ended his bars mocking his oppositions chin. Mickey Gatch won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZcBM-DTGJw



Saturday, December 11, 2010

DFI 5 - KDeath Vs Jee4ce

KDeath started the lyrical match claiming that where he was from was full of bigot and ignorant farmer types. He then seemed to be trying to make fun of Jee4ce's light situation and accused him of accidentally killing his whole class in school. He then claimed that the his opponent records music in Scotland because he was unwanted in his own home. Jee4ce immediately went into rhyme not hesitating to make fun of KDeath's hairy appearance. He then claimed that he did not know where to begin and tried to accuse him of smelling bad and claimed that he wasn't slightly impressed by his raps. He ended his bars claiming that his challengers hair needed a trimming. Jee4ce won this round of the cypher.

KDeath then went into spit and seemed to be trying to accuse Jee4ce of living on contaminated grounds. He claimed to have two wins and accuse d his opponent of spitting no homo shit every time he seizes up. He the ended implying that his opponent chokes during his verses quite frequently. Jee4ce then went into spit and claimed to have choked in s few battles. He then claimed that he would still beat KDeath if he choked on every round and accused him of being from medieval times. He claimed that his rival looks like he uses too much of the drug acid and called him a hippie. Jee4ce won this round of the match

In the third round of the competition KDeath went into rhyme and claimed that Jee4ce looks like an inbred. He tried to imply that the British caught jitters at Don't Flop Doubles and claimed his opponent was not fully Irish. Jee4ce then went into rhyme and claimed that KDeath was a fan of his. He then went on to call his challenger a fake enchanter and told him at the end of his verse that he could keep his battle record. KDeath won this round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os_-6seyUKo



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DFI 4 - Lethal Dialect Vs Genesis

Lethal Dialect started the match first and claimed that he needed to ask a question before he started to spit. He tried to imply that he would be better off rapping against K Snatches gay sex Manichean then Genesis. He asked the crowd who let his adversary into the Don't Flop battle League. Genesis then went into spit and claimed to be a beast on every track that he was hopping on. He claimed that after the match he would have a reputation for beating him. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Lethal Dialect went into rhyme and accused Genesis of being a date rapist. He then said his adversary date rapes and impled laughing at all the fans he got. He also taunted his opposition with farmer jokes. Genesis then went into spit and claimed he was gonna spit sexually explicit lryics. He accused Lethal Dialect of fingering his grandmother in the booty and claimed that he makes men into sex slaves. He ended his bars claiming to have had sex with his opponent's mother. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Lethal Dialect went into rhyme and freestyle'd a rebuttal. He called Genesis a half ass rapper and claimed that he had a fake tan line. He accused his opposition of wanting to be a fireman. Genesis then went into spit and claimed that Lethal Dialect only comes close to being lethal when he overdoses on diesel and catches sexually transmitted diseases. He ended his verse warning his challenger about what would happen if he ever picked up the microphone again and gave him a message to deliver to his mother. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Genesis went into rhyme and claimed he couldn't believe that the match went to overtime.He claimed to be the ending of Lethal Dialect and see all of his weak flaws. He also said He cursed at his opponent and told him to stay out of his shadow at the end. Lethal Dialect then went into spit and claimed that he was tired of take that raps. He had a lyrical verse with straight lines nut i think Genesis won this round of the hip hop battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kdmmn05Zr



Saturday, December 4, 2010

KOTD - Rap Battle - HFK vs ZM

HFK went into the exhibition claiming that he had just written for the match a day before and claimed that he didn't respect ZM. He then tried to imply that his opposition was much fatter than he is and called him a Caribbean Suge Knight. He had a quotable punchline in his verse He also claimed that Hollywood was making a movie on his opposition and other fat kids who spit. He had plenty of name insults and claimed that his opponent use to play Basketball. He ended his verse comparing his opponent's girlfriend to Loe Pesci when he face Real Deal as well. ZM went into spit and claimed that he seen HFK rocking a turbine. He seemed to be trying to accuse his opponent of working at a Arab corner store and claimed that he himself gets mistaken for being Arabian. He then said he would shoot his opponent and take his arms off. He claimed that he made he himself was good at acting and made a porn movie with his adversary's sister. HFK won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle HFK went into spit and claimed that he had walked into the venue earlier. He also said Psycho and A-class were scared because Godzilla was at the battle. He then said ZM was hanging out with girls and drinking a beer. He also claimed that his opponent never gets any sex from them and claimed that he loved playing team sports with him. He called his rival a fat piece of shit and brought up David Blaine. He ended his verse bringing up Pat Stay ZM went into spit and compared HFK to Richard Prior. He claimed his opponent is pie in the face funny and had a list of comparisons to him. He accuse his opposition of running up on him with his Iran clicks. He ended claiming that his opposition tried to lick his hand. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle HFK went into spit and made fat jokes on ZM. He mentioned every-time he watches Conceited matches and sees his hype man his opponent ask's him for food. He also claimed that his opponent put on a taco bell hat during his match with Knowledge Medina and told him that he wasn't special at all. He claimed that his opposition got into Grind Time just from going to school with Drect. He ended his bars mocking his adversary and brought up a comment about his mix tape. ZM then went into spit against HFK anxiously went into make Arab jokes and had a funny performance. He then said that he couldn't believe that Organik didn't realize that his opponent came up with the idea for the Body bag season name so he could do a terrorist attack on the crowd. He claimed that there was no chance that he would come to Canada and not win. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fJ7nXQDDk



DON'T FLOP - Mista Bee Vs Gupsie

Gupsie started the rap match and claimed that he was gonna start by exposing Mista Bee. He also claimed that nobody knew his opponent and implied smashing him with jabs. He then implied stabbing his opponent like a character from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Mista Bee then went into rhyme and claimed that he would tie Gupsie's mother's knuckles up. He then claimed that he doesn't clap guns and ended his verse calling his opponent a cunt. The emcee known as Gupsie won this round of the exhibition.

Gupsie then went into the second round of the cypher and tried to accuse Mista Bee of being attracted to him. He spit about killing and torturing his opponent's parents and burn don his farm. Mista Bee then went into rhyme and seemed to accusing Gupsie of pussy farting. He seemed to be talking about his challengers girl and ended his verse saying something that seemed to make the crowd get sympathetic. Gupsie won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Gupsie went into rhyme and claimed Mista Bee never had skill. He also said after he picked back up from his pause that his adversary's eye was the same color as his skin pigment and ended with a stage prop showing him in a prom outfit. Mista Bee then went into spit against Gupsie and seemed to be saying that he doesn't use personals. He then accused his rival of swallowing his fathers penis. Gupsie won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ4nDNqV_hM



Friday, December 3, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Joker Starr Vs Krazy

Joker Starr started the hip hop battle against Krazy claiming to taken a loss the last time he had a match and was talking about his battle with Nishi. He then claimed that he smacked his last opponent a smack and the guy didn't do anything about it. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He told his adversary that he wasn't crazy. Krazy then went into rhyme and claimed that he felt he was battling a ghost. He claimed that Nishi killed his adversary in battle and proved he wasn't a real dude. He then said he would slap his opponent's hat off and claimed he was HIV positive. Joker Starr obviously won this round of the lyrical clash.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Joker Starr went into rhyme and claimed that you were gonna hear gay jokes repeatedly by Krazy. He then claimed that he himself didn't use a bunch of fillers and claimed that there were a lot of bitches in the Don't Flop League. He ended his verse implying that Radzer and Salar were big bitches. Krazy then went into rhyme against Joker Starr and implied about coming up with his bars maybe a day before. He then called his challenger a vegetable that enjoyed sucking testicles and claimed him of not getting Youtube views. Joker Starr won this round of the competition.

In the third round Joker Starr went into rhyme against Krazy claiming that betting against him was not a good idea and claimed that going against him was like betting against the odds. He claimed that this rap league gave an invitation to wannabe thugs and racists. Krazy went into spit and compared Joker Starr to finding out your mother just had a stroke and admit to being full of him self. He then called his opponent an actor and said he was bad at it. He was obviously freestyle rapping and claimed to have heard his tracks. This round of the matchwas a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DULzfNpACYA



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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Type-Z vs Godi

Type-Z went into rhyme and claimed to be convinced that Godi's crew has a mess load of mental conditions. He then said His adversary's crew lost a battle and threatened to beat up another MC in the midst of a battle. He then accused his opponent of being confined to putting jokes in his rhymes and accused him of getting worse over time. Godi went into rhyme implying that Type-Z likes to read about black things and called him a racist. He had a quotable punchline as well. He accused his adversary of riding Eminem compared him to a wallet and implied making him fold with one punch. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Type-Z went into freestyle and claimed Godi sounded like a fagot. He then claimed he was from Dragon Ball Z but i thought the rebuttal was weak and tried to call his opponent bobby from King Of the Hill. He then tried to imply that it was funny watching his adversary spit his rounds and claimed that if he lifted his foot off the ground his opponent would get kicked in the mouth.He then cursed at his adversary. His performance reminded me of Charron. Godi went into rap during this round of the cypher and claimed that it took Type-Z two months to raise enough money to battle him. He accused his adversary of smelling like dead ass and accused him of deserving to be publicly humiliated. He accused his challenger of having a weird energy. Godi won this round of the competition.

In the third round of the cypher Type-Z went into spit and claimed Godi's girl friend was nasty and claimed to have busted nuts in her. He then tried to imply that his adversary was a rookie while he himself is a veteran. He then implied that his opponent tried to be black and claimed that he was a white bitch who liked black dick. Godi then went into spit and called Type-Z a fagot. He then tried to call his opponent a bitch and said he caught him on stunt doubling for a chick. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the exhibition Type-Z said Godi girl is a slut and claimed she would blow him at the snap of a finger. He then said his opposition strip searches his girl and told him to try to act like he was impressed. He then compared his hand to a football and threatened to hit his opponent in the face. He claimed that his rival was the type to cry when his girl doesn't text back. Godi went into rhyme and claimed Type-Z 's girl had hairy pussy but not necessarily in those words. He also had some thorough references to skate boarding in his rhymes. Godi won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQVpjlg21Ws



Monday, November 22, 2010

UTICA BATTLE LEAGUE - BADA VS MIZERY

MIZERY started the lyrical battle claiming that it was Halloween and BADA came dressed as a rapper. He claimed to be a cracker with a big dick and accused his opponent of having that ass cheek flow. He then said he heard his rival had a vagina and ended his verse claiming that what ever he wants he gets. BADA then went into rhyme and claimed he would make MIZERY leak. He also said he'd leave his challenger hooked to a machine and compared him self to a butt head. He then said or a fiend and said implied his opposition that he deserved to get his ass whooped. He then ended implying that he would leave his adversary with more holes than Thesaurus's face. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash MIZERY went into rhyme againstand said if he wanted any lip from BADA he would scrape it off some dudes zipper. He then got real lyrical and his delivery was a bit more fierce. He then claimed that his niece could see he was weak and accused him of riding dick. He called his rival a country retard and implied that him losing was a pipe dream. BADA then went into rhyme and claimed he would put MIZERY on ice like Hockey skates. He then said that he laughed when his adversary raps and claimed if you heard his songs you shouldn't listen to them. He compared his opponent to a female that was ovulating. BADA won this round of the match by a tad bit more.

In the third round of rap clash MIZERY then went into rhyme and said BADA was out of his habitat. He then said his hottest line his opponent ever sais was, "do you want fries with that?" and accused him of taking dick in the booty. He then tried to call his opponent little baby Gerber and told he can't walk around selling himself for a buck. BADA then went into rhyme and a quotable punchline. He seemed to be accusing MIZERY of packing lunches for his kids as if maybe a single mother and claimed his flow lacked substance. He claimed Kollision spelled his challengers name wrong. This round of the exhibition was won by MIZERY in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the hip hop battle BADA went in to say that there was no way MIZERY would be leaving with a win. He then said his own fathers name was Ray but claimed to be sunning his challenger. He called his adversary B rabbit at turtle speed and claimed that this battle was courtesy. MIZERY then went into spit and showed off his lyrical skills. He then said BADA wasn't on his level and claimed his aim was mental. He then messed up at the end of his bars. BADA won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJXcu4zCbp8



Monday, November 15, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Mr Mackenzie Vs Loki

Loki started the rap clash first and asked Mr Mackenzie who the fuck he was. He then said his opponent is a spastic and then looked around asking for quality control. He called his adversary class less. Mr Mackenzie then went into rhyme and said he didn't realize how dope Loki was. He claimed that he was there to help and tried to imply that he was a social worker. He accused his opponent of walking around with a shoe lace undone just because on the sole it said Taiwan and compared him to the Dutches of York. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Loki went into spit and told Mr Mackenzie to shut his mouth and seemed be threatening him. He had a long pause then said he hates battles and had another pause. He called his adversary's music whack and bland. Loki then went into rhyme and claimed that he was not racist but was original. He then said that Mr Mackenzie was not a battle rapper but simply a comedian. He said when his challenger excepted the battle it humbled him. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Loki then went into spit against Mr Mackenzie and then told his opponent not to blame him but to run home to his mother. He called his opponent a slow mc and made fun of her ass hole. Mr Mackenzie then went into rhyme and said he checked Loki s work on his web site. He claimed his adversary wasn't as good at freestyle rapping and ended with confidence that match it would go to over time. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the competition Mr Mackenzie started this round of the cypher and brought up the fact that light travels faster than sound. He also implied that Loki had little to no chance of winning and called his opponent the Scottish Thesaurus and claimed that he parks his Dodge in Camelot. Loki then went into rhyme and said that the damage he conjured was dawning. He then said he would make his opponent feel bad as a black man in a break dancing movie. This round was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQ_Ea4fpy8



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DON'T FLOP - Innuendo Vs Nishi *Sick Rap Battle*

Nishi started the rap battle cursing at Innuendo and said asked how he had Liverpool's respect. He claimed that his adversary was garbage and accused him of not being on the grind. He also gave a shout out to West London and ended his verse calling his opponent a joke. Innuendo then went into spit and said Nishi was whack. He claimed that his opponent acts on tracks like he is selling crack and started to mess up. He tried to make it up by getting in his adversary's face and rhyming. He basically seemed to be trying to make his opponent out to be a punk and brought up his match against Joker Starr. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Nishi went into spit and said he had never heard of Innuendo and claimed to had been called out. He tried to imply that his adversary was a Wig-Ga and brought up Oshea. He tried to imply that his opposition thought he was Tupac and subliminally brought up Biggie Smalls. He also brought up Cassidy and Freeway. Innuendo then went into rap and compared Nishi to a coma victim. He then compared his adversary's thought to prohibition and claimed that this match was a road collision. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.

Nishi then went into spit and said something about Innuendo being Palestinian. He then seemed to be trying to call him prejudice and accused him of looking and looked like Shrek. He claimed to have sold more albums then his opponent and claimed that he wasn't nothing without word play. Innuendo then went into spit and seemed to be trying to imply that the real Nishi was a man was a great man who mastered philosophy. He tried to imply that his challenger was a pussy and finished his verse telling Anonymous that he was next. Innuendowon this round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Kdobx0Fto



Sunday, November 14, 2010

Kelvingrove Battles; Chad the Lad versus Wee D

Wee D started the rap clash first and tried to imply that Chad the Lad was Ginger. He had a lot to say such as comparing his opponent to a tampon and his waist size to his penis girth. Chad the Lad then went into call Wee D a useless cunt. He called his adversary a stupid fuck and accused him of forming a crew for the sole purpose of playing soggy biscuit. He accused his adversary's flow of being misplace and accused him of enjoying the way a penis tasted. This round was a tie in my opinion.

Wee D then went into rhyme and had strong lyrical insults Chad the Lad. He claimed that he prayed his opponent die an ironic death and accused his mother of being a slut. Chad the Lad just went into rhyme and said he'd like to hang Wee D for a high building. He had height jokes on his opposition and then seemed to have messed up. Wee D won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the third round of the exhibition Wee D went into rhyme and told Chad the Lad to listen. He then said his opposition looked like he was dying ass and accused him of getting scolded by his mother even though he's 25. Chad the Lad then went into rhyme and said Wee D's name and tracks were the worst he had ever heard. He claimed to question his adversary's gangland authenticity and he ended claiming to be spitting a freestyle verse. Wee D won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbLE6qH0kmM



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