Golden State Bullies presents: Absyrd vs Kodyak

Kodyak started the cypher asking Absyrd if he though he had what it took to fight with him. He then claimed that he disliked fighting fair and said that he would wait for his rival to fall to sleep on his high chair then some how manage to hide inside of his night mare. Absyrd went into spit claiming that he was about to abuse Kodyak and called him a prick that was gonna lose to him. He then claimed his adversary was diseased. He brought up the fact that the both of them were fat and asked him who had the shorter end of the stick. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

Kodyak then went into spit and claimed that Absyrd was a baby with handles. He called his adversary a fagot and obviously was freestyle spitting. He accused his rival of using food to cope with his mood shifts and asked his opponent how he could get a female pregnant since he was so pussy. Absyrd started his verse telling Kodyak that he straight up sucked at life and claimed his rival was trash. He claimed that this match was payback and gave a shout out to California. He accused his opponent of giving birth to Sea Lions. Absyrd won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the round of the freestyle match Kodyak then went into spit and claimed that he was gonna run circles around Absyrd until he was hardly breathing. He also welcomed his adversary to his slaughter house and compared himself to Dr House. He then diagnosed his rival to having a syndrome and had a quotable punchline. Absyrd then went into spit and claimed Kodyak was a fagot. He told his challenger can lick his nut sack and said he didn't need another round. Kodyak won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lkAD5tfqI